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2007

10

Apr

I am – Pregnant Jordan Leaves Piercing Studio of the Day

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Jordan was seen going to a Piercing Studio yesterday. I can only assume that she got the barbell that was holding her mangled vagina together and keeping the baby inside was taken out because bitch is ready to job. I could be wrong though, her boyfriend is pretty fucking cheesy looking and is definitely the kind of guy with a belly button ring or whatever else you cha chi guido lookin’ motherfuckers with your slicked back hair are doing these days…..

I pissed off a girl I talk to by telling her that the only vagina worth hanging out with is one that is an inny not an outty. I was just doing it to be an asshole and she took it really personally and stopped talking to me. I already know that inny vaginas don’t exist and if they do, they are on fat chicks. I gave up on the quest for a coinslot about 3 years ago, but girls are still really insecure about not having the box of an 8 year old that they think they are supposed to have with all their waxing and labia reduction surgeries and shit….

They should just do what Jordan does, overcompensate with retardedly huge tits.

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