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2008

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Jun

Alli Sims Bikini Pictures of the Day

This is a product of the Britney Spears diet. Her name is Alli Simms and during all the break down, K-Fed years they were always seen together. I don’t know much about it other than the fact that she looks like he and Britney had a lot in common, mainly their eating habits because she’s so fuckin’ doughy, you wouldn’t be surprised if you walked in on Britney trying to eat her leg. The good news is that she knows she’s got some pounds to lose and I guess takes the Tyra Banks advice that everyone has a bikini body, just as long as you have a really big piece of fabric to cover your fat ass and stomach up. They call the surrongs, I call them a genius way to cover fat sluts up without them acknowledging that they are fat. Now if only they could find a sexy way to market a Burka so that the ugly bitch you’re fucking covers her busted up mug and thinks she’s just being fashionable. It’ll make things easier for you to get it up.

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5 Responses

  1. Michelin says:

    Whale. Let the Japanese come and kill her with harpoons for her blubber.

  2. Candi Apples says:

    Alli Sims is Britney Spears cousin,and ex pr person.

    Wow,Alli Sims has gained a lot of weight in the last yr.

    I guess she’s been binge eating,due to the fact that she is now broke without Britney’s financial assistance.

    This girl should not be parading around in a bikini.

    Instead,she should hit the local gym,and lay off the donuts.

  3. whotookmystapler says:

    Wow, she is twice the size as in her heyday, as Britney’s gopher.

    Funny her launch-padding to a singing career was derailed when Brit lost custody of her kids & money.

  4. Rain says:

    She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

  5. Dating says:

    This is not bad advice, unlike a lot I have come across.

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