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Mary Carey Rocks a Bikini of the Day

I used to have a hard enough time fucking hookers knowing that they had fucked so many dudes over the course of their career including a dozen before I was up in that shit. That’s why no matter how ragingly horny I was, I would never lick their pussies or kiss them, I would, for the most part, throw on a condom and get to work so that I could go on with my day.

What I don’t understand is how someone can date a pornster unless they are in porn too. Sure pornstars say that they are cleaner than the club sluts you meet because they get tested once a month, but their pussies are more abused that my neighbors daughter who has been raped 8 times and hospitalized because of broken bones from her dad and boyfriends.

I guess the only explination would be that dude’s just a fucking pervert and is obsessed with everything that is porn related and enough to deal with these broken down sluts on a non-sexual level, when he could just hire their pussies for an hour.

Either way, here is Mary Carey and a groupie boyfriend who probably thinks he’s won the lottery, until he relizes that porn stars don’t like sex unless it’s a job, like people who work in ice cream shops and can’t eat ice cream because it loses it’s allure and becomes disgusting but not nearly as disgusting as tasting Mary Carey’s spit.

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  • Candi Apples

    I don’t blame Mary Cary’s boyfriend for wearing sunglasses in all of the pics.This way,he can try to hide his identity.

    Cause after this relationship fizzles,no girl is going to want to date him,for the fear that he has std’s.

  • Sam

    She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

  • gj

    looks like one stinky snatch

  • y

    You are really, really fucking disgusting to make fun of rape and I hope you continue to be sodomized by your dad. We all know you secretly love it. Cockmongering faggot!

  • Travis

    I am the young billionaire that Mary is dating.

  • nice

  • dude

    Thats not mariah