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2009

06

May

Kelly Ripa is Fucking Ripped of the Day

I wonder how many sites made the connection with her body being ripped and her name being Ripa. I am thinking 95% of them.

These pictures are disgusting have. Don’t get me wrong, I like skinny girls, but not fitness skinny. I like eating disorder and drug addict skinny, because there’s something nice about skin that looks like it’s an extra large condom dangling off my little penis than skin that looks like it’s about to explode like the seam of my wife’s pants when she tries to sit down on the couch.

Whatever the fuck is going on with her sternum/titties is some steroid shit, that reminds me of the WWF and not in a good way, but what really gets me is the penis that is sneaking it’s way out of her belly button.

Sure, hermaphrodites are one of nature’s great luxuries, but the thought of going down on a bitch and having that shit pokin’ me in my forehead freaks me out but not as much as the idea of a sex tape of her husband jerkin it off while getting her pregnant for the fourth time does.

Here she is in Miami.

Posted in:Bikini|Kelly Ripa|Ripped

7 Responses

  1. futuredonkey says:

    Whoa, wtf look at her belly button, it looks like a tiny cock on her stomach…

  2. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    Thats some nasty ‘outie’ shit.

    She probably likes to have it sucked on, and I jsut could not bring myself to give her belly button head.

    Sorry Kelly, your off the list.

  3. Shaun says:

    All the steroids and anti-fat chemicals she takes are making a penis grow out of her navel. Disgusting.

  4. Trap Them and Kill Them says:

    “Hermaphrodites are one of nature’s great luxuries” – Ha-ha!

  5. Bob Smith says:

    She looks better clothed.

    I like skinny girls, but this is going a bit far.

  6. donnie says:

    *gags*

  7. cock knocker says:

    I agree she looks better clothed… put that bitch in some lingerie and I’ll fuck the shit out of her. She’s adorable in the face and guess what? She’s not a disgusting slut like the other pieces of shit you post about.

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