I wonder how many sites made the connection with her body being ripped and her name being Ripa. I am thinking 95% of them.

These pictures are disgusting have. Don’t get me wrong, I like skinny girls, but not fitness skinny. I like eating disorder and drug addict skinny, because there’s something nice about skin that looks like it’s an extra large condom dangling off my little penis than skin that looks like it’s about to explode like the seam of my wife’s pants when she tries to sit down on the couch.

Whatever the fuck is going on with her sternum/titties is some steroid shit, that reminds me of the WWF and not in a good way, but what really gets me is the penis that is sneaking it’s way out of her belly button.

Sure, hermaphrodites are one of nature’s great luxuries, but the thought of going down on a bitch and having that shit pokin’ me in my forehead freaks me out but not as much as the idea of a sex tape of her husband jerkin it off while getting her pregnant for the fourth time does.

Here she is in Miami.

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