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2009

04

Aug

Lady Gaga’s Sloppy Pussy in her Nude Leotard of the Day

Either Lady Gaga has a meaty external pussy like many women in need of vagina reconstruction surgery, who don’t get it cuz they are under the impression that the burger in their fuckin’ pants is normal, because no dude’s every complained about the shit, because he wanted to get laid, and a meaty pussy still feels good, it’s just kinda scary to look at, especially when pulsating under a leotard.

Or she is as I predicted a gender confused girl who isn’t sure if she’s a gay male or an overcompensating fag hag, cuz she hasn’t got enough dick to fuck a dude up the ass or even to get her dick sucked, but she does have a great stage show the gay community can respect because she addresses all their superficial, stereotypical needs, like fame, money and sex, and thanks the Gays and award shows because she isn’t just trying to market to them, she is them.

The whole thing is bullshit and I hate her, but my feelings have nothing to do with how much of a cunt she is, she does a good enough job of showing the world that daily and anyone who falls into her bullshit trap is a fuckin’ idiot.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Leotard|Nude

  • Truff

    Someone needs to work on “her” tuck…

  • Dr.Perverto

    IT’S NOT a pussy…’she’ just has a small dick

  • Bob Smith

    If all pussy was like this, the human race would die out. Guys simply wouldn’t have sex any more. Not worth it.

  • Jasson

    I wish the lot of you would stop bagging her out.
    She is just like any other entertainer trying to sell herself.
    Last time we had sex she had a vagina.
    Fucking idiots you are its the join in the dress.
    And because i am the guy fucking her i am not going to give you my real address or anything else except my real first name.
    Jasson

  • http://twitter.com/MadamMeow MadamMeow

    She wore her hair all big like that to try to compensate for her small cock.

  • Uhm Yeah

    Really? Big lips is where it’s at. *Experienced guy* know this. Only amateurs like the featureless muffin pussy.

  • whhhhaaaa???

    vaginal reconstructive surgery?!!!! fucking reallly? So the world has some down to this, huh. Normal girls might as well all go jump off bridged I guess. You’re insane.

    -girl with big juicy lips

  • marko

    NADA DE PENES OK,…. ELLA LO Q TIENE ES EL PANOCHITO MAS DELICIOSO DE ESTE PLANETA!!!!!!!!!!

  • AssHatNein

    Dude – its bad fabric bunching from the snap crotch outfit. You try jamming three rivets in your taint and see what happens there. Get a life.

  • Matt

    Whoever wrote this should seriously consider burning his/her keyboard and crawling under a nearby rock, where they can stay until s/he learned the slightest bit of humility.

    If not, I highly recommend at least getting half a clue about the celebrities (and cultures) s/he criticizes instead of being an ignorant, cheap, sell out writer that has little-to-no insightful, tasteful, or in any way intelligent ideas to offer on the subject.

    …Gee, whats with all the p0rn ads?

    …Well that makes sense. This entire website is OBVIOUSLY marketed towards the ‘TYPICAL’ white trash guys who are easily reduced to just a bunch of retarded @ssholes that can’t even keep a girlfriend for more than a week because of their neanderthal behaviors. Like being obsessed with pu$$y and beer.

    And I dare someone to be the idiot who would fail at reading inbetween the lines, and make some ridiculous comment about how I’m just a superficial, fame-seeking, aesthetically obsessed f@ggot.

    OR do yourselves a favor and keep Lady Gaga off the site. Trust me, no one is going to notice or if they can find her on here anyway.

  • daesolc

    Being grossed out by female genitals is a sure sign of male homosexuality, just so you know.

  • Queen Jax

    Are you serious? Since when does having an internet connection give you a right to judge those who are more fortunate than yourself (whats that thing about the first stone again?…hmmm)? I agree with Daesolc on this one… latent homosexuality is quite prominent in this post.

    And really, HAVE you ever worn a leotard? Its very uncomfortable and indeed rides up, poor girl is lucky she’s not giving the world a full long camel toe Xray in this thing!

    Lady Gaga has figurative and metaphorical balls but I refuse to accept any of the hogwash that says she has a winky.
    And
    “anyone who falls into [that] bullshit trap is a fuckin’ idiot.”

  • Ranxerox

    I would lick and fuck her until she lost her fucking mind. Any guy who says he wouldn’t is a complete pole smokin’ fag. Plain and simple.

  • Angel

    If you hate her so much, why the fuck are you wasting so much of your pathetic “life” posting SO much shit about her?
    It looks like she has big beautiful juicy pussy lips.
    And loser who says that big pussy lips are disgusting is a fucking idiot who can’t handle a real woman’s pussy.

    And another thing, even if she were a hermaphrodite, I wouldn’t give a shit.
    Intersexed people cannot help the way they were born.

    The world would be better off without hateful PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU who have no life and nothing better to do than post ridiculous rants about people who are more beautiful, talented and successful than you.
    At least she’s doing something with her life.

  • Angel

    OH.

    And when you said something about wishing she would get kidnapped by some psycho, and that you supposedly grabbed her ass in a club, yowhen u “should have broken a beer bottle over her head” or whatever the fuck you said. You’re really angry with yourself because you did that (If you even did) and you heard she might be intersexed and it makes you feel gay, doesn’t it? And your homophobia and hate all stems from the thought that you may have been turned on by someone who may have a penis or be intersexed.
    You’re a fucking ignorant piece of shit. Die.

  • Irate

    Many men love large labia, myself included. Get a clue, not everyone has the same taste.

  • boss

    look stupid 2 me

  • shawn

    All the fools trying to take moral high road. The site is called drunkenstepfather. What do you expect? Emmy winning reporting? Get off your high horse and get a fucking clue. But yay, good for her for appeasing the gays and making money off them. Somebody has to do it.

  • http://www.reclinersforsales.net Donald Mathewson

    Lady gaga is pretty damn weird. But there is no arguing that her music is catchy..

  • Nine

    OK first of all,I totally agree with Daesolc on the homo part.Secondly,everyone knows,that this whole thing about the labia on the internet is a propaganda,that advertises vagina reconstruction surgery,for doctors to make more money.The same way,the fake average penis size is advertised on websites,that always contain links for penis enlargement pills,ways and surgeries.Enough said about it,Idgaf about Lady Gaga,I just can’t take this bull**** about vaginas.Kbye.

  • jack mayor

    shit. u stupid fucks know no shit at all. this site is called drunken step father and if u can’t handle this good shit stop visiting this site. as for lady gaga’s pussy, man, meaty pussy, thin pussy,fat pussy, skinny pussy, wide pussy,tight pussy,wet pussy,-i’ll fuck em all. pussy is pussy u shit and i ain’t seen any pussy worth turning down. fuck y’all.

  • THIS GUY

    Hmm, every post on the subject made me laugh histiricly, I know its spelled wrong so dont bother, but I think the funniest shit is all the lossers that feel the need to defend someone who ccould give a f**k about them..LOL. You guys are rediculous, Lady gaga is a disgusting women, and at least half of the country is seriously debating whether or not she is really a man. And I think were all hoping she is, atleast that way we would have one less ugly women on the earth. For all you guys that said you would hit it, you should prolly drop the little debbies, go for a run and a diet, and go lose your verginity, SHE LOOKS LIKE A DUDE LOSERS. And I would prolly say the same for all you goth dykes. Im sorry dad diddnt hug you enough, thats no reason to let yourself go and spend your life online. I guess thats all I have to say. May I not cast the first stone, but since this is the United States of America, may I exercise my right to freedom of speech.

  • THIS GUY

    OMG I almost forgot. For JASSON, hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha. Your a fucking retard. Out of everyone your the worst. I just dont know why you felt compelled to lie about sleeping with her. Did you think anyone would actually believe that. JC thats so fucking funnyhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha, thanks dude that shit made my night.

  • I kinda have to

    I kinda have to agree with “THis guy”, jasson is a kinda a pathetic douche.

  • Gendo Ikari

    At this point I don’t even care if she does have a penis hiding in there. I’d still fuck her. Goddamn.

  • Wiz

    People need to grow the fuck up. Granted, she does more than just sing, which by most standards could seem a bit obscene or unnatural, but it wouldn’t be the first time people tried to oppress originality. Look at Marilyn Manson! He got away with making some of the oddest videos and singing the most unusual songs I have ever heard, and he made his $$ from it just like any other musician. So, point being, let’s just give her the kudos for getting on stage and putting on a show for people who apparently enjoy it, or they wouldn’t pay to see it.
    Deuces!

  • Jon

    Ain’t nothing wrong with a meaty pussy. If she (your partner) got a large clit, she’s going to enjoy sex. That would be a good thing. If you and your partner can’t enjoy sex (one of the few things a man and woman can have in common), then you aren’t going to last long. If she got a large labia.. more to play with! Don’t know what crack this writer is smoking.. “looks bad”? Since when does any genitalia look good? When have you ever thought to yourself, “gee that genitalia looks good, I will take a photo of it and print tshirts or frame it and put it my wall”.

    I don’t understand why women get the reconstructive surgery shit. They are insecure about something that isn’t even wrong. Unless the labia are 3 or 4 inches long, fair enough. Most times, there is nothing wrong. Just more money for the plastic surgeons. If the girls labia is longer then the guys penis, yes there is a problem.

    I think the writer is just paranoid about “sloppy pussies” because he has a thin pencil dick.

  • valdrim

    It is not natural for girls to have large clitorises/inner labia because it is a sign she had a lot of testosterone when she was a fetus and when she hit puberty it gets even worse, girls with the average amount and less have very small clitorises and labia, most that i have seen in real life had very small/tiny, even a clitoral hood is a sign it was becoming like a penis because the clitoral hood is what becomes a males foreskin. My gf doesn’t have a hood and her labia are short,smooth,just like her clit and both are light pink and her whole vulva is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen, pussy in general is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen,even the worse is still the best thing i’ve ever seen, and i have seen a sluts before,defiantly not as beautiful as my current girls but still was not the worse thing i ever seen.I never seen a large clit and big labia in person before,because it is a rarity but i know in america it is becoming increasingly more common because of girls acting like men making there bodies produce more testosterone then a female should have,but i think its hilarious that the girls with large labia always say “all normal girls” as if they really believe just because her pussy is large all girls is too and its the most normal thing, but sorry no, not biologically, it is not truly “normal” the reason it is a turn off to guys IS because it is masculine, it being small,cute and pink is a sign of femininity to men and when i first seen one my heart sank, and something got hard… very..

  • valdrim

    and for the guys in the fag Country of America who seem to think pussy is ugly, you’re gay, just admit it and go fuck a man’s asshole, vulva/vagina is what makes a female FEMALE,if you don’t like it then you aren’t straight, so go suck a cock.

  • http://myspace.com/wolf_n_coyote Michael

    Um.. what I find funny is nobody realizes what’s really in her panties… everyone’s like ‘she has a dick she has a dick’ poor dumb asses have never heard of a strap on vibrator… duh! fuckin idiots

  • http://myspace.com/wolf_n_coyote Michael

    after all.. isn’t wearing a vibrator in her panties while on stage just the kind of thing lady gaga would do?

  • It’s just FABRIC

    Honestly, just honestly – can’t you tell it’s just the FABRIC of the leotard there? It’s so painfully obvious.

    About the “meaty pussy” – if your reference is porn, you should realise all women in mainstream porn have had their labia/clitoral hoods cut off. It’s a pedophilic trend – women’s labia and clitoral hoods grow when they enter puberty due to ESTROGEN, female hormones NOT testosterone.

    Taking artificially high amounts of testosterone in the form of steroids will indeed cause changes to the female genitals, but so will taking estrogen – in both cases, the labia/clitoral hood may grow. Valdrim, your post is so entirely lacking in medical and biological knowledge it physically hurts me.

    And acting “like a man,” whatever you mean by that (maybe having a job, voting, possessing human rights, or wearing pants?) will NOT cause your body to suddenly start producing more of a sex hormone. Sorry, someone needs to take highschool biology again. Also, only white women with very pale skin will have pink genitals, valdrim. Women of other ethnicities have brownish, reddish, purplish pussies.

    The “surgeries” are not medically safe nor have been tested by any doctors of gynecology – they are even termed female genital mutilation by certain gynecological associations in the States and the UK.

    Labia are there for a REASON, to protect the vagina from infections and stress during sex. The clitoral hood is also there for a REASON – to protect the extremely sensitive, nerve-ending packed clitoris. The female genitalia do NOT consist of a tiny hole like an anus.

  • Moi

    I would honestly fuck the hell out of lady gaga…

  • Ryan

    Lady gaga has the most beautiful pussy in the whole wide world!

  • Ryan

    I would fuck the hell out of lady gaga… that big pussy! oh yes

  • Lewis

    I just think its entertaining that rather than seeing this as… 1. a vagina(that may or may not be “meaty”) or 2. a costume malfunction that involves a little more fabric than she could fill… these “guys” see a penis. Wishful thinking? Also, any real guy will tell you that there is no such thing as a vagina that needs “reconstructed.” Pussy is pussy in all its glory. Real men dont care what it looks like.

    Get a life people… Stop imagining that Lady Gaga has a penis, in order to fulfill your fantasies that there are really gorgeous shemales out there… No matter how much estrogen a man takes, the adam’s apple doesnt go away. Check the neck. Yup, SHE is a SHE!

  • Rob

    I think your all complete idiots, especially the guy who wrote this article.
    Don’t go around preaching hate because your not the only person who is entitled to an opinion. Basically, your an incredibly narrow minded person who really needs to get out more, meet people and have a good time, because your a dick.
    Why the hell does it matter if she has a penis or not?
    I’m not gay, and neither do I like her music but I don’t hate her, she has done nothing wrong to me or anyone I know. I think the real ‘Cunt’ here as you said in your article is YOU.
    And all you sad bastards that decide to go along with this pratt of a man are all utter idiots and need to learn to stop following the crowd.
    Fucking losers every one of you.

  • Jon

    valdrim you are absolutely clueless.

    And to Lewis, I don’t need to see this pic to know that Gaga has a meaty pussy. It’s well known and obvious to those who are fans of this region of her body. She wears lots of clothes that reveal this, and that’s probably what started this whole penis rumour in the first place.

    People like valdrim and the original post are the problem. All that shit was made up with no knowledge what so ever.

    There is enough fucking plastic surgery going on already, bee stung eyes and cheekbones, face lifts, boob jobs without women needing to go and hachet there fucking pussies for no good reason.

  • Paul

    I think guys that want shaved pussies with no labia are pedophiles, either that or teens that never screwed anything but a fist. Give me a pussy with natural hair and sweet labia any day over a bald one with surgical scars where the sensitive labia used to be. Sex is all about making each other feel great and what could feel better than soft fur tickling your junk and sweet labia sucking the shaft. Purely heaven. Labia minora is the female equivalent of the inside of your foreskin. Chopping the labia off is cutting away thousands of nerve endings. Suck on your ladies labia the next time you get lucky and ask her if it feels good. a large clitoris is a blessing too. It is easy to find and if you gently suck and lick it, you will drive your lady down the road to a back scratching spasmodic orgasm.

  • Jon

    Who really cares if she is a skankbag/hermaphrodite or whatever?
    She is a talentless no good, and the sooner she disappears from the public eye the better.
    She’s not even attractive by any standards – the false lure of sexuality is based on pure outlandish behaviour, not from any geniune attraction…

    and re the large lips/skinny lips thing – it’s just personal preference, that’s all. I prefer small, neat and tidy labia, makes it more appetising to go down on and give pleasure, rather than fighting against big slabs of meat to try and get anything from it – but as I said, it’s just preference, and those who can’t detach themselves from this, and label each other as gay simply because the shape and size preferences are different are just plain stupid. Horses for courses, and whatever floats your boat?? Do these ring a bell at all?

  • smurf_003

    U fucken losers man! its part of her leotard, an no she is not a guy btw! maybe u should get your facts right b4 u critiszie someone, or it might come back an bit u in your fat lazy american arses. u fucken americans r like sheep ay!

  • Jubs

    What’s her arsehole look like?

  • Rodney turkeshire

    Ah. It looka lika inside outa sheep intestine! Stuff that in your brown sock and smoke it ya sick bastards. That fuckin broad is about as cool as a turnip. Why don’t you all do something with your time that doesnt make you seem even more like an idiot. Like meth?

  • your the idiot

    Now I am in no way a fan of Lady Gaga, but you use words like “superficial and stereotypical” while talking about cutting away pussy lips so all girls can look like barbie dolls, or 9 year olds(absolutely a-sexual in form).

    That you focus on the gay community just adds to me thinking, that you are the one totaly sexualy confused.

    Go blow up a lolita doll, and let western mature girls be natural.

    btw “anyone who falls into her bullshit trap is a fuckin’ idiot.” You just did, in every way. Deep enough for you? Or need to stick your head in it?

  • Jay

    Now I am in no way a fan of Lady Gaga, but you use words like “superficial and stereotypical” while talking about cutting away pussy lips so all girls can look like barbie dolls, or 9 year olds(absolutely a-sexual in form).

    That you focus on the gay community just adds to me thinking, that you are the one totaly sexualy confused.

    Go blow up a lolita doll, and let western mature girls be natural.

    btw “anyone who falls into her bullshit trap is a fuckin’ idiot.” You just did, in every way. Deep enough for you?

  • Lusciouslips

    Wow hahahah
    you should probably watch what you say
    your mom probably would be very offended
    cause this happens to ppl who have had babies as well

    not “too much testosterone from almost being a boy”
    whoever said that is a fucking idiot
    it’s hereditary
    or you abtain huge lips from fucking a lot
    but usually ITS hereditary
    I myself, have beautiful lips they are bigger yes,
    but fuck you if you have a problem
    I’ve had guys beg me everynight to eat
    me and taste me cause it’s that good
    I have always had it since puberty.
    And personally I like the sensations I get from
    sexual pleasure. Lady gaga is beautiful and unique
    and you’re dumb if you think she’s a guy that is totally punani lips
    hahahah
    oh &&& the testosterone comment was retarded
    I have had children and I think if I was intended to be a guy,
    I wouldn’t have gotten pregnant duh
    check your shit, you who posted this I hope I never know who you are
    cause i’d probably castorate you
    though there may be no neeed since you posted this
    probably compenscating for the nothing in your pants
    ps. Whoever else says large labia are gross… Maybe you are gay?
    Last I checked all pussies serve the same purpose regardless of appearance
    you just miss out, cause I’ve had men be
    crazy about my body because it wAs the best sex….
    Because of ‘guess which part’?
    Labiaaaaa hahahaha
    check your sexuality if you are saying female anatomy is disgusting because of size as long as it’s not diseased or has teeth you should love it if you’re straight that is. And for gay guys… I hope you never end up with the rude homophobic confused guys on here they will prolly be abusive anyway… Thanks :)

  • Pandemic26

    Hahahahhahahaha couldn’t of said it better myself!! And check out all these drones getting shitty at an opinion, calling you bad names yet making a bad name for em self cause no one gives a fuck what they gotta say lol. I’d still fuck the shit out of her. Take her down a peg or two eh?

  • Pandemic26

    Get over yourself bitch ‘so many guys loved my pussy’…yeah great role model for your kids aye.

  • ???

    Eh dude first I’m a guy and lady gaga well she’s not she even proved it and I mean shit what’s with ur dumb fucking ass acting like a hard ass ur a fucking stupid ass retard so get this shit off the god damn Internet got some thing to say to me u can contact me at I don’t give a fuck what u say or thing u fucking dumb ass retard

  • A. Nonny Mouse

    She’s not a dude in drag, I’ve seen a picture of her pussy. She’s not a fag hag either, the gay folks just tend to like the flashy glitz and that shallow, trivial music that goes with it. Now, what you said about a meaty pussy, let me inform you of the truth of the matter: Real men like a meaty pussy. We like big flaps that we can chew on. We like it hairy, too. I don’t listen to her music, not because of any stigma attached to her, but simply because I don’t listen to pop music. But, if given the opportunity, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed. She can come and pee in my bed anytime. I’d even leave a nice big highly visible hickey on her ass cheek, just because.

  • http://yeah.right.com Bignasty

    Sigh, there is a lot of human people without any braincells at all. Even if she was a man I still want to fuck her badly, she is sexier than several woman I have had sex with. And to those “meaty vagina” faggots out there…go fuck a male prostitute and go kill yourselves. END OF FUCKING STORY !!

  • http://yeah.right.com Bignasty

    I do not give a flying fuck about kids/children/faggots/whatever,,,!
    I would on the other hand fuck Lady Gaga any day/time/place without any consern. All of you motherfucking shites out there eho can not accept anything other than your christian motherfucking shite religion…GO FUCK YOU ALL!. I for one fucking HATE and religiouse mother fucking shite!. And NO!!!,. I do not care about your religion, you are fucking RETARDED !!!!! BigNasty SIGNING OUT !!!!!