Her name is Oliva Wilde, she’s on the show House, she’s 25 and she’s half naked in GQ and her name is the only Wilde about any of this, if she wanted to impress me, she’d pull some better stunts involving her vagina, like bouncing it on my dick, or even on anyone’s dick just as long as I get to be a part of it, as sitting here lookin at pictures doesn’t have anything to do with my life and I didn’t even know who she was before today, so if anything, I’m the one doin her a favor here and her little hard nipples are just wasting my time. This isn’t naked this is cockteasing and she needs to step up and stomp the yard fuck.

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