Britney is in Australia in a bikini with her family and new boyfriend / fiance / guy who is pretending to be her boyfriend because he is actually her agent or manager and gets paid a percentage of what she makes. Therefore the more successful she is the better off he is and his logic is that that pretending to be her boyfriend or fiance will distract people from the orgies this headcase was having on tour with her dancers, because apparently I’m the only person who respects a popstar who lets multiple men fuck her crazy pussy.
Bi-polar chicks are the best chicks especially when they are not mean bi-polar chicks, but are the bi-polar chicks who are constantly manic and hungry to get fucked and spend all their money in some erratic episode, and not the bi-polar chicks who are constantly depressed and busy plotting way to drown their babies and not get caught.
The real point of all this is to say I think I love Britney’s mom of two body. Sure she’s on a strict diet and workout program and her nights are spent dancing her ass off like well oiled machine on its last legs that she is, and I know the second that stops she’ll look like a real white trash southern mom is supposed to, but until that happens we should take this in and love it….
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