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2010

18

Feb

Dakota Fanning Didn’t Grow Up So Cute of the Day

This shit fucks me up. Not in a bad way. It just one of those kids told she’s so talented and cute in her childhood that she develops an ego, cuz really 90 percent of kids are so cute and talented in their childhood, making them fun to watch in movies and on TV, because people get all warm and fuzzy watching kids, while some people get a little too warm and fuzz watching kids, like my priest back in Mexico, or my foster parents, or the school bus driver, baseball coach and grade 4 teacher who singled me out cuz I was not that popular and couldn’t speak english well enough to tell on them…but that’s not the point, the point is puberty turns kids into the ugly people, so many of the cute girls from my elementary school turned ugly like they were destined to be, that we all overlooked cuz they were too busy making us all laugh spitting up on themselves and fucking up their lines in the Christmas pageant…accidentally feeding their egos, only to have the harsh reality turn them into drug addicts…good times….

So here’s Dakota Fanning, the bitch who sounded 40 when she was 6 who we were all told was the one to watch, when really she was just a tool her mother used to live vicariously thru….

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