Her name is Heather Kelly, she’s 25, and she’s been arrested for robbing some convenience store, by crawling in through the window, where she ended up losing a sandal.
Turns out, she’s in the running for Top 10 cutest outfits ever worn on a crackhead robbing a convenience store.
I am on team Heather Kelly, because I appreciate a girl in short shorts, as much as I appreciate an ambitious opportunist, who goes out there and takes what life has to offer, especially when the clerk is too busy in the back taking a shit, to watch his shit.
I think I’m in love.
If you’re not into that…here’s a couple of dumb criminals for a solid LOLZ
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