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2013

14

Jun

Hot Criminal of the Day

Her name is Heather Kelly, she’s 25, and she’s been arrested for robbing some convenience store, by crawling in through the window, where she ended up losing a sandal.

Turns out, she’s in the running for Top 10 cutest outfits ever worn on a crackhead robbing a convenience store.

I am on team Heather Kelly, because I appreciate a girl in short shorts, as much as I appreciate an ambitious opportunist, who goes out there and takes what life has to offer, especially when the clerk is too busy in the back taking a shit, to watch his shit.

I think I’m in love.

If you’re not into that…here’s a couple of dumb criminals for a solid LOLZ

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