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2014

09

Apr

Melissa Joan Hart Bikini Product Placement of the Day

Here’s a big reveal no one fucking cares about….

Nothing like a mom no one has cared about the last decade, and even a decade ago, I’m not sure anyone cared about her, except maybe when she was partying with Britney Spears for that week.

You know, the young starlet who couldn’t be any less interesting in the public eye. I don even know if she had bikini pics, vagina flashes, nip slips and all the other good stuff that has come from the early 2000s internet.

Finally doing a big reveal to promote some million dollar endorsement she got to lose her baby weight, in a bikini…

When the bikini hustle for attention should have happened back when she was on fucking TV..

I hate how bitches lose sight of the simple “I don’t get naked that’s for sluts”…when they should be getting naked…and then when they shouldn’t be getting naked…like when they are 100 fucking years old…they get naked…because they remember the past when people cared about them…

It’s called striking when the iron is hot, maybe if this Sabrina Witch worked harder in her youth, there’d be no need to whore herself now…

Either way, it happened…

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3 Responses

  1. Just Him says:

    Yo, Einstein. She did a spread for Maxim in in 99 or 2000 that was better than fuckin Playboy. Do the research, youll like it.

  2. Steve says:

    Jealous much?

  3. needabettername says:

    Don’t usually comment — just wanted to say this is the most poorly written, idiotic non-point I’ve ever read.

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