The rumor is that this now famous picture of Kate Upton body painted for SI SWIM includes her full on vagina, because like her, her vagina is hungry and eats through body paint.

Apparently, SI Posted this yesterday…I didn’t see it on their site…

I have a hard time believing this is legit, only because I’ve seen so many girls body painted over the years, and they all wear some maxi pad looking thing over their pussy…trust me, I always look to the pussy…and never see it…

So I don’t see why SI wouldn’t make Kate Upton wear that…and even if they didn’t, Kate Upton has an awkward and weird chubby body, and it is photoshopped in this picture, so is her face, making me wonder how the pussy just got overlooked…It makes no fucking sense….Leave it all but the pussy…

Kate Upton fans, I assume this is a fucking dream…a dream much like Kate Upton’s of a world with endless all you can eat buffet….

I guess the only way for the truth to really come out is for Kate Upton to show us her pussy, one I assume has fatter outer lips and less clit hood sticking out..It would be irresponsible for me to not post this, but I am convinced this is a lie….but a good marketing strategy for everyone involved…

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