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2016

13

Jan

Eiza Gonzalez for Marie Claire of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican bitch who doesn’t look like any Mexican bitch I’ve ever seen…but I guess in my defence, I just assume all Mexican bitches look like the neckless chamber maids at hotels across Americas…at least when not working at the local Mexican restaurant making corn tortillas…

Apparently Eiza Gonzalez was famous in Mexico as a singer and actress, and in efforts to be like Sofia Vergara, decided that America in all their PC glory, would need a Mexican to relate to their ever growing Mexican Audience…you know because they can’t just keep producing content for white people, it isn’t inclusive or what America about…despite what Trump is telling you…

Maybe she’s on some Selma Hayek hustle, trying to get the jobs Hayek is too old for..because America is Multi Cultural, I am sure 40% of people are of hispanic origin, at least that’s why it seems whenever you go to a J.Lo concert….not that I’d ever do that…

Well she’s in fitness gear and looks fucking good…

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