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2016

26

Jan

Elizabeth Banks Celebrates 1 Million Folowers of the Day

EB

Elizabeth Banks is old. She was a nothing actress for many years, but is now the billionaire who put together, produced, starred in Pitch Perfect…..making her one of the more powerful women in comedy or hollywood comedy…the Judd Apatow with a pussy…

Well she hit her 1,000,000 follower mark on instagram, because celebrities are instagram models too, and their relevance is based on their following, making the actual instagram models more and more obsolete….

To celebrate her 1,000,000 fans like a thirsty bitch would celebrate, she grabbed her tit, mocking Kendall..because why not laugh at whoring, but subtly whoring…..even though she’s in her 50s and shouldn’t even know what a Kendall Jenner is..

This was the status:

“1M followers deserve a @kendalljenner inspired boob hold photo as a HUGE THANKS. Unfortunately I am at #Sundance under lots of clothes and couldn’t quite get it out. #itsthethoughtthatcounts I LOVE YOU ALL.”

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