It seems fitting, almost like things have come full circle, that a Kardashian, or at least a creature created and honed and designed by the Kardashians would be sponsored by a toilet company.

Not only because the Kardashians are the shit stain on society, the raw sewage that’s in our water source, tainting all of our souls…or more specifically that Kylie, like her sisters is just a useless pile of feces…

But because it is well established that in the Sex Tape that made the Kardashians, Kim K was pissed on, and for the years they’ve existed, I’ve called her a urinal…not quite as classy as TOTO brand toilets but a urinal nonetheless…related to TOTO…and it’s good to see the family finally coming together….and I don’t mean because Rob Diabetes Kardashian is fucking Tyga Kylie’s Sex Offender’s baby momma…Blac Chyna….I had drawing attention to their famewhoring…what I mean is…TOILETS!

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