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2016

22

Apr

Jessica ALba’s Cleavage for her IPO of the Day

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I don’t know much about the financial markets, anytime I’ve ever tried to invest, even if it was 20 dollars, I’ve ended up losing 3000 dollars, so I just assume it’s some complicated structured, barely legal, grey area system that maintains rich people being rich with the illusion that other people can get rich if they invest.

When a company goes public, it’s the big cash out, where the owners still retain ownership, but they give out 35% to a bunch of assholes who overvalue the shit, making the owners richer than they already are…

Alba used her mom blog appeal, her celebrity, right time, right place by partnering up with some dot com people who previously got billions of dollars allowing them in the same room as Alba in the first place…to be the figurehead or brand logo…of a company where they figured they’d recreate their first success…and that is where HONEST a company of organic mom products that aren’t even organic or sustainable happened, allowing Alba to feel like she’s more than just tits in movies no one cared about, and that she can be tits that push product for a brand she owns too. Give her a title like President or CEO and boom, she’sll promote harder…

That’s not to say ALba is an idiot, just a dumb mexican, not a great business person…it’s just to say that her tits are what get her noticed, they are why people care and whether she used them right, or to become a billionaire, she still used them and is still using them…because this is how you stay in the news, making your IPO when you go public far more lucrative cash grab…

So here they are doing what is called a PUMP and DUMP…but not in a good street hooker, fuck her and kill her and dispose her way…but in inflating brand equity to cash out hard…and I approve of slut behavior at all levels of the corporate ladder.

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