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2016

26

Apr

Joan Smalls Does INstagram of the Day

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Joan Smalls is actually not small….she’s a Puerto Rican model and if you’ve ever stood next to a model…especially one in heels…they freakishly look down at you as they talk and you’re not sure whether you want to climb them like they were a tree and you were 7 before falling and breaking your leg..or if you want to let them just peg the fuck out of you…because taking them down in a rape fetish scene would prove to be too hard for you to pull off…not that you have a rape fetish…I mean that would make you a predator..when we all know you’re just a nice guy…

I think she’s done Victoria’s Secret, you know as the “black enough” character they need to be relatable and not criticized by the media
for being racists…

Celebrated, richer than your Puerto Rican cleaning lady…being inappropriate on social media…I dig it..

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