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2015

13

Apr

Ariana Grande Tongue of the Day

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I don’t know why, but every time I see anything Ariana Grande, all I see is some brat who had serious fucking stage parents, that conditioned her into this money making performer, and I guess it worked for the family, because she’s making bank….like she was Selena…a border jumper with a dancing monkey of a baby to bring in the sympathizers as to not get the whole family deported….

Here she is singing Whitney Houston with David Foster….and all I nsee is some brad who has been trained so aggressively by “her people”…because her parents had a fucking dream…

She creeps me the fuck out, but at least she doesn’t wear pants….because when you’ve got a body and don’t wear pants…whether you’re a creepy robot muppet with a bad attitude or not….you’re ok by me…and I am not just saying that because she lets big black cock destroy her vagina…

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2015

02

Apr

Bieber and Ariana Grande’s Ass of the Day

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I used to go to raves, I was never a die hard raver, I just liked being able to drink amongst underage girls on drugs until 10 in the morning, which is exactly what I did…usually laughing at their weird geek, love for each other and fun fur pants…it was the 90s, electronic music was nerd music…and the mainstream were shopping at GAP and listening to I don’t even know what…

Now…the mainstream has crossed over to rave, and all these bro frat boys who would have been fucking each other in the locker room wearing their khaki shorts are rolling on MDMA to rave music, wearing neon shirts…and the whole thing is fucking weird..

But not as weird as Ultra Music Festival, that used to be called WMC in the late 90s, but now is just fucking ULTRA…blasting everyone who jokingly wrote them asking for Beiber to be a headliner at their festival…last year…tunring around and booking Bieber to headline the even this year…

Because Beiber knows EDM is the new pop music…and the EDM dudes know BELIEBERS will make them all rich…and the whole thing is and was cheesy as fuck, only now I realize I should have stuck to the rave, to capitalize on the rave, but more importantly to stare at Ariana Grande’s ass….

Everything is lame as fuck…deal with it…

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2015

04

Mar

Ariana Grande’s Ass in Concert of the Day

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I met a pornstar the other day who used to date one of Ariana Grande’s ex-boyfriends…

Her insight on Ariana Grande is that she was a creeper. An opportunist..but more interestingly, she said she was a girl who fucked EVERYBODY…and ANYBODY…and that it was a known thing in the industry that her ability to take Big Sean’s Big Dick was not being genetically pre-disposed to having a big vagina, but rather working her vagina to get to that point of easy access..all in efforts to create this career she now has….and superstar she now is…which I guess was totally worth it..

I am just amazed at how tiny her body is, and her ability to take such large things inside said body…and every time I look at her a wonder what the science behind it all is…and realize the answer is that she’s a whore and this is what whores do…FUN!!!

I mean, unless the porn chick was lying, which I can’t imagine would be the case, since pornstars are some of the most honest, well rounded people out there….right…

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2015

26

Feb

Ariana Grande’s Ass in Concert of the Day

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I think the only thing Grande about Ariana Grande is her vagina….based on the fact that she’s fucking a dude who calls him Big Sean, and who a few years ago released a pic of his dick so that you know just how Big Sean is…

It’s one of those circus acts, I have seen countless skinny girls pull off, and I guess it is because they don’t have the weight of their belly fat pushing down on their pussy like it was a massive butt plug in the front, insertion…

I know, all girls can theoretically shit out a baby from their vaginas, which theoretically means they can fit a fist inside them easily, but in my fisting experience, which is what I base all my life work on…but skinny girls have always had bigger vaginas….science!

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2015

16

Feb

Ariana Grande at the NBA All-Star Game Halftime Show of the Day

Obviously, they booked Ariana Grande to perform at the NBA Allstar game. She’s into the basketballs if you know what I mean….she’s what the brothers call a Snowflake, whether she’s got Mexican or Ethnic roots or not, this Disney bitch has been so white washed..that the the idea of Big Sean’s big Penis destroying her little frame isn’t like watching hood Mexican porn, or some Kim Kardashian big vagina can take all dick that it needs to be black…but rather like your little sister getting railed by a black dude, and for some reason that makes her live performances so much more fun to watch..it’s like I’m ready for her uterus to fall out on stage from all the gaping….

Good show though. even though no uterus slips happened…

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2014

23

Dec

Ariana Grande’s Ass Flash of the Day

Popstar and black rapper fucker Ariana Grande has an interesting take on the Christmas spirit, you know celebrating Christ’s birth like it was a fucking porno movie, wearing a leootard like she a ballerina or some shit, knowing very well people like outfits that touch anus, vag and nipples at the same fucking time, because of the cameloe, even if you have straps and harnesses and various layers of panties so that none of the BIG SEAN big VAGINA DAMAGE spills out on stage….humiliating you and your family that probably pushed you into this like you were a Kardashian…

All this to say, at least she’s not fat, looks cute and when muted out and in picture…something you could possibly appreciate staring at….if you weren’t on the internet and capable of googling something actually erotic…

All this to say, she’s a good inspiration, someone to look up to for her fans that I assume are all under the age of 10, because when under the age of 10, you can tolerate shitty fucking music….

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2014

15

Dec

Ariana Grande’s Slutty Santa Video of the Day

Ariana Grande, is a big popstar deal, thus making her music absolutely horrible, intolerable, but you probably know the words of, because that’s how radio raping your ears work, kind of like Big Sean’s big Penis, rapes her vagina, when she’s not too busy being a silly, plastic, fabricated popstar cunt.

All these girls are are interchangeable, they sing the same stupid songs, they are packaged the same stupid way, some for specific markets, it’s all strategic and not dude to any work or merit of their own….it’s just a fucking money making scam…

And this one shows off legs, wears the leotards, is not as ratchet and raver as Miley, not as black or hip hop as Nicki Minaj, but still just filliings slots, while having their slots filled, and here she is pushing being sexy as far as she can, while remaining cute, because that is her mandate for her branding, even though you know she’d be sucking dick on video if she was told to, because that’s how these things work..

So today, while people care, it’s a Christmas morning twerk…and that’s all I gotta say about that.

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2014

12

Dec

Ariana Grande Getting Carried of the Day

The biggest news of the week – other than the Sony Execs being racist in emails was that Ariana Grande was rumored to demand being carried around like a baby…because her feet hurt, she’s a diva and celebrities are fucking weirdos with weirdo needy demands…and here is the picture proof in some serious fucking weridness…that may not makes sense to me – that will probably turn you on…because you are a creep…

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2014

08

Dec

Ariana Grande’s Deleted Instagram Pic of the Day

The rumor is that Ariana Grande posted this picture on her social media and then deleted it because it was too racy and her team probably made her do it, unless of course it was all a strategic play to rope in some foot fetishist, which apparently are a very loyal group, who buy albums and concert tickets and merch for the right foot…or heels…or to have a really easy to market story for a sleepy monday because all press is good press….like all pics of legs in heels are good pics…even if the legs are sloppy and disgusting…because I find anything and everything looking at, even if it’s a waste of time, since everything is a waste of time….see how philosophical I am….

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2014

04

Nov

Ariana Grande’s New Slutty Video of the Day

Ariana Grande released a new video and people cared because all of a sudden people care about Ariana Grande…even though she bangs black dudes…something white men hate, but the white 11 year old girls who love her embrace, because thanks to hip hop culture, and higher testosterone than white people…big penis and all that other hype – girls of all ages want black men more than white men, but not all go through with it because I guess they are racists…

That said, she is totally committed to imitating J.Lo….on some getting sleazy kick…and I don’t buy into her bullshit, I didn’t watch this bullshit, but figure it’s relevant and I have to write about it for you perverts who still jerk off to music videos, since you’ve exhausted porn and it doesn’t do anything for you..

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2014

08

Oct

Ariana Grande in a Selfie of the Day

Here’s orange faced Ariana Grande getting a selfie taken with a fan, that I assume was planted there, to help her change her image of being the FAN HATER – and turn her into the fan lover – who takes the time out of her day to selfie with fans – especially after a spray tan and hair and make-up…it just is a good way to play the media…

I’m more interested in the fact that she fucks black dudes because it’s so scandalous and white guys hate it.

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2014

07

Oct

Ariana Grande for the Racist White Dudes of the Day


There is a rumor that Ariana Grande stole some other pop tart’s boyfriend, who I think she was engaged to, named Big Sean, who has leaked penis pics on the internet – and you can cross reference it to really understand that depth and tightness of Ariana Grande’s vagina….

I think it’s safe to say, that rumor is truth because a cute, staged, kiss on a roller coaster ride is always the way these idiots reveal their love. You know, there was no planning that went into timing this properly for the leak…as it helps both of their careers or at least marketing…while his ex, the Glee chick is already re-married and onto low level things…

That said, I love seeing white girls with black dudes, because all white girls love black dudes, and have black dude gang bang fantasies, because I guess black dudes just fuck them properly once they make the move to the dark side…and all White dudes find it repulsive…

While I’m just about any girl being a dirtbag with whatever she puts up inside her…I am a equal opportunity dick in pussy observer…I know I’m practically the United nations or even Mother Teresa when it comes to amateur sex…and I know girls who fuck black dudes, despite having bigger vaginas, are totally freaks and sometimes your racism should see past to take part in that…

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2014

06

Oct

I want to Bang Ariana Grande’s Friend of the DAy

Everyone hates on Ariana Grande for being a unappreciative, bratty, cunt…you know who doesn’t respect her fans, who acts up and who her “life coach” quits on because who needs a fucking life coach. You know the kind of girl who steals black cock from her other teen starlets from equivalently low grade song and dance performances like the shit you see on shows like GLEE…

But what people don’t realize is that all these child stars are unappreciative, bratty, cunts. It is very hard to be nice when you’ve been coddled and handled your entire life. Put to work to make mom’s dreams come true, and given an ice cream, or whatever she wants as bribes to do it…because normal kids don’t have work ethic, it is kind of part of being a kid, and those who do are the ones abused into working – whether it’s tending the farm – or tending to producers…

So dealing with any actor – talented or not – is a fucking headache – but staring at their slutty friend and/or sister, who is probably too young for me to be looking at, and I am only doing it because everyone, at least when dressed slutty, looks 25 to me…it’s very hard to determine whether she’s 18 or not when you find her in a club in booty shorts drunk and high dancing like a shitty music video…that’s why you gotta card them all, Save yourself some jail time…

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2014

22

Sep

Ariana Grande’s Panty Flash of the Day

Everyone is so concerned with this popstar chick Ariana Grande, and not for having a porn name, but rather for having a bad attitude towards her fans, because they don’t understand most famous people don’t actually care about their fans, they just like the attention their fans give them. It all stems from having horrible parents that throw them into this world at a young age, making them competitive and more importantly confident enough to do what they do through positive affirmation, you know to keep baby going to the auditions, and spoiling them as reward because they are the meal ticket….making for a pretty awful person – with an ego – who feels entitled to all that comes her way….

I think it’s probably a publicity stunt to make her edgy, even though she fucks black dudes, which to white people everywhere – is as edgy as a girl can get…

I also think I’m more into her panty flashes on stage…because she has a hot body and her celebrity doesn’t interest me at all…her fall from celebrity when she turns to porn in a decade does…and in the meantime the panty flashes are good enough to tide me over.

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2014

08

Sep

Ariana Grande Instagram Porn to Distract from her Real Porn of the Day

Ariana Grande posted these ass in tight pants pics to instagram to diffuse people looking at her bare ass pics she is pretending aren’t of her…but that if you put next to the tight pants pics you will realize is totally her…or maybe that of her ass doppleganger…in what we can assume, seeing as she’s an attention seeking girl on the rise who fucks big black cock…is her “wink wink, those nudes aren’t me but are totally me keep talking about me I love it and a bare ass pic is nothing compared to the shit my mom did to get me a record deal” play…

These are from a few days ago…sometimes..I am slow to the draw…thanks to alcoholism, no work ethic, broken dreams and really who cares about some tween starlet in tight jeans, I got better shit to do with myself like watching girls in my everyday life in tight jeans…

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