I don’t know who Ariana Grande is, I just know she’s laying on her bed, sprawled out, reading DrunkenStepfather.com….so I guess I have to promote her young, tight, fit, revealing pink outfit….

Sure, she may not even be on DrunkenStepfather.com, but you know you’re dick isn’t the one being sucked in all that POV porn you jerk off to.

Let me have my fantasies, even if they are so far from reality, and involve me thinking my site matters so much, some Nickelodeon star reads the shit like it’s the scripture. I mean it’d be nice if she did, it’d increase my chances of K-Fed-ing her….a plan I’ve had in my back pocket since starting the site….

Come on Ariana, let your vagina save me from this hell I live…

It’s not creepy cuz she’s 19….

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Ariana Grande is some jail bait from Nickelodeon who guys who watch Nickelodeon are into, because I get requests for her nude pics often, and I assume those requests come from people who know who she fucking is, and since her only role to date has been on a kids show, I’m gonna assume that revelation and love for her happened while masturbating to a kids show…

Well, it turns out she makes music with white rappers, I guess re-inventing herself in a time of change, when moving away from

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Ariana Grande is the next generation of tween starlets who I’ve never heard of, you know the new Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus, even though she’s pretty much the same age as them, only instead of running off to do SMUT, she’s still knee deep in the Disney candy coated bullshit shows that perverts everywhere watch with their kids, making her a 19 year old that is pretty well lusted after by dads everywhere….and I guess single dudes weird enough to watch kids shows for the pussy….which unfortunately isn’t something I do…despite how pathetic it sounds…I just stick to the self shot upskirt pics they release to the internet…that’s more my thing…even if I like my pantyhose crotches to be more ripped, stained, wet, amazing….

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Ariana Grande is some cam whore, at least that’s what I think she is, cuz I follow her on TWITTER and she’s always coordinating cam shows…and since the only cam show I know requires a girl to be masturbating, using the fuck machine, squirting or even getting fucked….that’s that only thing I can possibly imagine her doing on those cam shows I don’t watch but that she advertises…and when I see pics of her in a leotard…posing like a hipster in a leotard…something that probably woulda got me hard years ago when I had a leotard fetish…but that is now just standard outfits thanks to every popstar and the girl who imitates them….

Either way, it’s on some entry level amateur pornography….and I like it….even if I don’t know who this is.

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I don’t really know if this is a bra over a shirt, or a bra built into a shirt, or if it is lingerie being worn as a shirt, I just know that if she was my daughter, I wouldn’t be into this kind of behavior, because taking pics of yourself like this, implies nothing wholesome, and inspires nothing wholesome, and if anything, is some inappropriate. self loving, behavior…but that’s just the times we are living in, camera phones, social media, whore celebrity leaders and icons for our kids to look up to, the sex tape celebrity billionaires, and so on and so forth….lead to self produced, youthful porn, that inspire otherwise decent human beings to masturbate to things that they otherwise never would, leading to teachers banging students, and sex offenders everywhere…it’s a viscous cycle, and this iCarly star, even at 19….looks 13…and that makes this pornography…and amazing…

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Here is 19 year old Ariana Grande in tight as fuck pants…I don’t know anything about her because I am not the kind of pervert who watches Nickelodeon…not because I don’t like their low grade, barely legal but usually legal bad actors, but because I just can’t believe the storylines, and I just can’t stomach the quality of the shows, and I just think shit is probably the worst thing to shove down our kids throats…unless we want them to end up like bratty little low grade mall dwelling cunts who think shit content is good content….

But I do love tight pants…especially on tight little bodies…that I just found out are Italian and not Hispanic…and that I know will end up being about 8 times the size of this by 35….so take it all in now while the metabolic rate is high people….

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I have seen this Ariana Grande character on social networking sites recently, I haven’t bothered looking her up or seeing who she is, because despite all her followers, I feel we are all equals and I know she’s not bothering looking me up, and I feel that she’s too young to have actually initiated a career or paved the way, but instead she’s just someone elses pawn…not that that matters…

What matters is that she’s the ambassador for small titties everywhere, magazines are writing about her, she’s posting pics of her bra about it, and if that isn’t an amazingly insignificant campaign to endorse, or cause to get behind…I don’t know what is….oh right…the breast implant club of America, for bitches who aren’t as into little tits as this Ariana Grande character…

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Ariana Grande is some Mexican sounding Starbucks coffee who is 17 years old hustling to get noticed as the next Miley. She’s on some Miley type show. You probably know all about her and have all her clippings in your pervert file you keep under your pillow…and now she is posting this bikini pic from her Twitter, cuz it’s just that easy to become a gateway underage slut….

It is just a sign that’s she’s serious, eager and ready for more male attention in these critical last 6 months of her jailbait existence…even though at 18, bitches are pretty much just as tight, the excitement of jerking off to them fades, when people are legally allowed to, interest level always dies down…and her last few months remain a wasted opportunity she didn’t use…well not this Grande, this one’s out to fucking win…and as a little tip, you know some words of advice from a pervert, she needs more ass shots….

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