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2016

28

Apr

Hormonal and Pregnant Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is pregnant and apprently having a personal crisis wanting attention….because before being pregnant she posted zero bikini pics – unless it was to promote her bikini..but since being married and pregnant – it’s like every fucking day…when everyone who has seen a pregnant girl in a bikini who doesn’t have a ready to drop fetish knows that a bikini is not a pregnant girl’s best friend…and should be reserved for the privacy of her own home…for her husband to remember that he married Leo’s ex girlfriend 10 years after leo, something some rich guys see as a stamp of approval…

Let him look at her, to see how he knocked her up and destroyed her…in a way that she’ll be a shell of who she was…at least her vagina will be…and that the end is near for her sex appeal…and he’ll be forced to look at it every night and remember….that he shouldn’t have signed up for this or been so eager…but thank god there’s always divorce..and affairs…

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2016

25

Apr

Bar Refaeli’s Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Early today, just a few minutes ago, Bar Refaeli posted this picture of her ass…in a bikini…clearly an archive photo because based on the reflection in the mirror the out of wedlock impregnated model – who has since got married in a shotgun wedding at least according to Christian standards, standards that don’t apply to her because she’s a jewish.

She’s more the one piece, snowsuit wearing level of pregnant than this, but I guess it’s nice to reminisce, like a grandma showing you bikini pics you’d almost jerk off to, if it wasn’t your grandma, seeing as she looks ZERO like that anymore…another life..

I guess her pregnancy is making her feel insecure about herself, getting all fat and disgusting as pregnancy does, craving some male attention, along with weird foods as she packs on the pounds, something not foreign to this big girl…but the good news for her is that pile of money she sits on after years of fucking radnom rich and famous people – lading her “A List Model” status….for a limited time, but it happened.

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2016

22

Apr

Bar Refaeli Bikini Jog of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is milking the milk filled tits..

I haven’t written on her in forever, because I’m not the Israeli Times, and even if it may be Passover…or Hitler’s Birthday so that we can collectively make it about the jewish people of our lives…I don’t care..

But those tits are pretty spectacular.

Obviously, these are older pics, she’s got a massive parasite inside her right now, all ready to drop porn fetish, so this is a little something that was…a good 10 years after it was but before it wasn’t…

If you know what I mean..

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2016

21

Apr

Bar Refaeli Pregnant Bikini Pic of the Day

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Pregnant Bar Refael in a bathing suit, because she’s a bathing suit model trying to hold onto all she knows, or maybe she’s selling pregnancy product from her brand of bathing suits…it’s how she still monetizes being a Victoria’s Secret model, and more importantly her famous relationship with LEO, as one of the first models in modern years we remember him fucking, but definitely not the first model he fucked…he’s been fucking in the scene the last 30 years…there’s been some shit that his dick has gone into…but I shit that I guess Bar didn’t get based on the pregnancy, because she’s pregnant and not hysterectomied..from the HPV vagina cancer / celebrity strain of herpes, etc…

I generally like Bar as a representation of what jewish girls can be – hope for jewish guys who need to marry jewish girls to please their family tradition…but more importantly, seeing as I am not Jewish..I like her tits, even though they are in the 30s and expired…

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2016

14

Apr

Bar Refaeli Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

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Big titty, pregnant, Leonardo DiCaprio fucking when she was at her peak as an A-List Victoria’s Secret model imported from Israel, before going back to live the good life as an ex celebrity fucking model, Bar Refaeli is married and pregnant…and in being pregnant and married in the tropical and safe for the Jews Tel Aviv, she’s in a bathing suit…with her big Jewish tits, that are even bigger now that she’s hormonal…

I’m glad she’s self conscious enough to cover up that fucking baby belly, no one wants to see that…except people who you shouldn’t be showing because they just want to see it for impure sexual fetish reasons…

Nothing worst than pregnant girls overly proud of being pregnant wearing skimpy bikinis…because from far, when covered up, we can focus on the what matters, the milk filled tits….

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2016

11

Apr

Pregnant Bar Refaeli Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Like any husband who has knocked up his wife and is forced to deal with the pregnancy…I don’t think there is anything hot about a pregnant chick…other than that the pregnant girl in question lets dudes cum inside them..whether it’s husband or boyfriends…I approve of the creampie…it’s my favorite kind of pie…more American than Apple pie…

There’s a window of opportunity where a pregnant chick, as long as she’s pregnant with another dude’s kid, is hot…otherwise those good months of pregnancy go unappreciated knowing bitch is trying to ruin your life…and make it more of a nightmare…but when she’s pregnant with someone else in the first few weeks, you can’t get her pregnant and you can statistically assume she’s got no STDs as the doctor checks for that, while appreciating her hormonal tits…

Bar Refaeli, married model, is no longer in that zone, but some really lonely and sad people love Ready to Drop porn….so here it is….

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2016

26

Mar

Bar Refaeli Pregnany Bikini Pic of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is at the perfect stage of pregnancy which does exist, where her body just looks like she ate too much for dinner, her tits are swollen and hormonal, and she’s pregnant with another man’s baby so that when you fuck her you can’t get her pregnancy again, but you can call her a whore for fucking you with another man’s baby inside her…

Fascinating..

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2016

14

Mar

Bar Refaeli’s Pregnant Tits of the Day

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Bar Refaeli’s tits used to fuck famous people, like Leonardo DiCaprio, before leveraging that fame, into money and her own brand, and now her tits are pregant..

She’s an Israeli girl who gave Jewish men in America hope that they too would meet such an exotic looking creature, who by chance was also Jewish so that when they brought home their hooker to their family functions, their family would be more accepting rather than being all “Oh Howard likes model girls since he made a billion dollars, always much younger than him, but at leas this one is Jewish”….kind of thing…

So here she is showing her cleavage as girls who have made a career off having tits do…

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2016

12

Feb

Pregnant Bar Refaeli Hard Nipples of the Day

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I originally thought that Bar Refaeli is doing the old hang out with my bigger hipped friend to show off her lean my pregnancy is…because she’s pregnant, I saw her instagram post a few months ago sponsored by the pregnancy test that probably inspired her pregancy…but realized that she can’t be pregnant in these pics, she’s probably digging up old hard nipple pics to get some male attention these bikini models need…

Well it turns out it’s some very Jewish inspired tribute to her friend, on the right, who just had a kid….in some moms and besties, these 30 year olds with their sisterhoods, because they’ve been through so much together bullshit you can see at every Starbucks midday

This is her badly written tribute that will bring tears to your eyes because it’s about tears to vaginas…

Valentina, my best friend for the past 10years. The sister I’ve never had, my mentor, my guide, my better twin.

We traveled the world, we partied, laughed and cried over boys together. We lift each other up and without words, knew what to say.

The best memories I have are with you. We really Lived. Loved and Laughed.
I always knew we will forever remain close, and then you married an ISRAELI guy- means we also share a home.

I always knew, you will have the cutest baby- and Emily is far more than just cute.
But I never imagined we will both have babies in the same year.
Welcome to the world Erin Adler. You are going to have a partner for life, a best friend, and my biggest wish is the Erin and ?tbd? Will share at least half of the moments Valentina and I shared together.

Val, I know I’m pregnant and emotional but it is the biggest gift we could get in life, daughters that will grow up together and we will teach them -true friendship-

God, Pregnant chicks are so fucking emo..

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2015

14

Dec

Bar Refaeli for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Just when you thought Bar Refaeli was done, she comes out in some lingerie for a lingerie brand like she was still at Victoria’s Secret and fucking Leonardo DiCaprio…because from what I remember…which is very little…she’s the first Victoria’s Secret who he either pretended to date because he’s a homo who fucks dudes, or actually dated, because it was before he decided girl sex was so basic, when every model throws themselves at you…

I guess being recently married, 30, ready to settle down and make babies on her pile of money back home in Israel, isn’t enough to hold a girl who is so trained at getting naked…with her big titties…to get naked…with her big titties…even though no one really cares about Bar Refaeli anymore…she’s pretty much fallen off into obscurity, but maybe the brand is going after the Jewish Market, you know there are only 12,000,000 of them but they account for 90% of the world’s wealth…and 72% of the world’s lingerie purchases for their non-Jewish mistresses…

I made that stat up..

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2015

20

Nov

Bar Refaeli Throwback Thursday Ass of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is married now, so I assume that this is either a recent picture of her announcing at the pool party that she’s married…increasing her stock price, because people fucking love hot married chicks, it’s like they are unattainable, even though every married chick I know…is a fucking cheater, looking to feel hot, looking for scandal, passion and romance…even when they have kids…with total disregard for their husband who is at work…because thanks to the internet…all these motherfuckers are unloyal, self involved, assholes, looking to get fucked…

I’m going to assume that it is from her bachelorette party, where she is celebrating her marriage, even though she’s been known as a cocaine loving, model, party slut for the last decade of her life…staying up all night in Tel Aviv…raging…all while Palestinians are being killed trying to reclaim their land…because she’s just that kind of girl…

And what it comes down to is what a great fucking ass, the kind you can google and see the asshole of…but I’d suggest aiming for her pussy, because Jewish kids have it better, will be more successful, than non Jewish kids, so if you get any girl knocked up, make it a jewish one…not that that has anything to do with Bar Refaeli, she only likes billionaires and A-Listers…which you aren’t…

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2015

28

Oct

Bar Refaeli is Upside Down of the Day

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There are billboards all over the city I live in, the city of french hookers and poverty, by the “communist party” whatever the fuck that means…of pictures of dead Palestinian babies…that read something like “don’t let Canada support Israels slaughter of Palestinian Children”…

I wonder if Bar Refaeli and this pic since she’s Israeli based model who was recently married despite being tainted with Leo DiCaprio cock, something you’d think guys would be grossed out by…but that rich guys see as status, like “my wife was railed on coke by the most famous actor in hollywood, I must have agreat dick, and I’m so rich”….have anything to do with the dead Plastinians…because I know she’s murdering my dick right now…I mean…I’m the one doing the murdering…but her pic is part of the problem….

It’s really got nothing to do with her massive, old, married model tits…and more to do with her being upside down..

Upside down bitches, ideally hanging from things…are my porn…

I blame the circus.

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2015

26

Oct

Bar Refaeli for GQ Germany of the Day

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So far we’ve come…a Jewish model…in a German Magazine…like World War II never happened…like the Nazi Party didn’t put her relatives in an oven…just water under the fucking bridge…because on the positive side of the Holocaust, the creation of Israel, her home happened…and she loves it there more than the Palestinians that were kicked out of there in the creation of Israel, which is alot..considering they fucking kill for it…

I know, it happened so long ago, in her Grandparent’s lifetime, making it almost irrelevant, and so far removed from her, that holding a grudge against an American owned magazine, based in Germany for this issue, make no sense to her…but I hold grudges against bar maids who don’t fuck me, or girls who don’t send me sext, I fire them in my mind and from my life and block and delete the from everything for doing nothing…which is hardly as dramatic as trying to kill off my people due to following their leader….but I guess Bar Refaeli needs the press…

Here’s her bikini…but more importantly her amazing, hot Jewish body, recently married body… in a bikini…

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2015

01

Oct

Bar Refaeli Wedding Picture of the Day

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Bar Refaeli got married….

The guy she married isn’t Leonardo DiCaprio…But you can be sure of one thing, and that is that he’s most likely a billionaire, because this Bar is for rich people only, it’s a model thing, especially one who was as famous, living as exclusively and Hollywood as Bar Refaeli the jewish model….but also applies to even the most desperate of girls on Instagram with more than 10k followers…it’s just the way of fucking life….

Her wedding pics are dull, but the bachelorette party was slutty enough for me to anticipate the divorce that will happen after at least one jewish baby breaks her vagina, but as a Jewish girl, she can take it, these vaginas are built to breed, it’s part of their repopulating the earth program…

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2015

21

Sep

Bar Refaeli’s in a Bikini for her Bachelorette Party of the DAy

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Bar Refaeli,is getting married next week…and has had multiple bikini glad bachelorette parties…to let her fans know she’s getting married…

Something that her PR team should tell her annoys her male fans that are still into her, because they are the ones who still pay attention and are weird enough to care about watching her aging.. you know who have a fantasy of her…I guess Jewish guys, who just use her as a hope that other Jewish girls out there can look this good, even though she is old now and looks old….at one point in time…Leo fucked her and he’s a big star….and at one point in time Victoria’s Secret cast her and they’re a big brand…that like to be part of her life from afar because they know she’s too good for them…

Either way, she was party–slutting, which seems to be her entire life in Israel…none of the whole Palestine, Syrian refugee shit to get in the way of her own Jewish Paradise by the sea at a 5 star hotle…and she was in a bikini…and veil… because that’s what you do when you get married…one last hurrah…before babies…boring…needs more getting gangbanged but I assume that happened before she was famous…

Classy.

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