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2015

08

Apr

Bar Refaeli Still Models of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is old, tired, expired…

But these pictures are lit well, shot well, and photoshopped well, so that you can’t see the years of being in the sun / being cummed on by Leonardo DiCaprio back when he first invested in the Victoria’s Secret model program…

She’s pretty much disappeared, she went back to Israel to let her big tits take a breather from the hard life of luxury she was living…and I guess those batteries are recharged, she’s back in the game, and she’s older…richer…still getting sleazy for the tail end of her career…make that money…

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2015

30

Mar

Bar Refaeli In Marie Claire Mexico of the Day

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I guess Bar Refaeli still exists…I just figured that she fell off the map and moved back to Israel after the whole Leonardo DiCaprio thing fell apart…because she is one of the chosen ones and doesn’t need America’s support or approval..

Or maybe, she was just getting old, tired and burnt out by getting paid 100k to do nothing all day but show up at a studio and pose…and she just had enough of it…even if it’s not like a jew to turn down money…making me think…maybe she wasn’t being offered money…because when you’re not good enough for Leo, you’re not good enough for brands…so she went and started her own….enterprising…

And now she’s doing obscure market magazines, working her way back in, now well into her 30s…and I guess it’s not all that bad…

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2014

22

Dec

Bar Refaeli for Marie Claire Spain of the DAy

Here is proof that there is life after Leonardo DiCaprio….in the event you were wondering…because obscure market issues of Marie Claire magazine, in this case Spain, with a readership of 75,000 copies, will still take pics of you…so if you’re a model who made a lot of money from dating Leonardo DiCaprio, only to be thrown out and forgotten by the world…running back home to Israel, you’ll always be able to find some motherfucker willing to feature you like you’re news…whether it is Russia, India…anywhere that wants a taste of what once was relevant in the USA…that’s not to say Bar doesn’t make a fortune modeling still, it’s to say no one cares..that’s it.

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2014

21

Nov

Bar Refaeli Fitness of the Day

I know it isn’t Throwback Thursday, but it is Flashback friday, and what better way to remember the past, than to put up a picture of a star model of the past, that at one point in time was at the top of her game, and who has since pretty much packed up and moved back to Israel to do whatever it is she does…like post pics of her abs engaged mid crunch, you know to let you know she’s still alive and kicking, even though no one cares, since the world is filled with hot girls, many of whom have also had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio, leaving this one old news..but not quite forgotten…right…

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2014

17

Nov

Bella Thorne VS Bar Refaeli Bikinis for Instagram of the Day


Bella Thorne vs Bar Refaeli bikini on social media contest of the day…

It’s like what do you like better, a 16 year old who has probably had more sex than you because thanks to internet porn, she was raised on the shit from a young age and it aint a thing…especially when raised by stage parents to finance the family.

Or do you want a washed up, old, barely famous model who once had an A-List celebrity boyfriend, who now just hangs on with random campaigns, her own underwear line, and social media shoots…

I figure new vs old, or not, they are both winners, because they are using social media right.

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2014

02

Sep

Bar Refaeli in a Bikini of the Day

Bar Refaeli was implicated in the nude picture scandal, there was a pic of a girl spreading her asshole that they claim are her…

I was about to post the pics from the scandal when they were all over the internet – but that I decided to not post because I am not an idiot and I know that the FBI and the Legal team behind at least Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton, two 100 million dollar franchises are going to go for fucking blood.

It’s really not 2006 anymore, where you can get away with posting this shit, now there are laws that aren’t worth fighting – because there is no glory in reposting pictures that some asshole stole from their computers or phones…and there is no glory in going to jail or having legal issues over pics of people you don’t care about.

I don’t know if I am getting old, a conscious, or bored of celebrities, that their nudes and sexts aren’t interesting to me. I don’t know if I feel bad about people being violated, haing their shit stolen but prefer when girls leak or send their own pics for attention…

I just know that there was a weird mix of people involved, that there is more to the story than we know, maybe even an insider leak, and that as much as I like as asshole pic because it is the gateway to a girl’s soul, I actually prefer her in self shot bikini pics, because they are still good enough for me to want to fight for Israel just to impress her…enough to get Leonardo DiCaprio herpes on my face…no homo – I am not a fan of Leonardo DiCaprio…but I figure her vagina comes stocked with that…

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2014

31

Aug

Bar Refaeli “alleged” Hack Pic is Next Level of the Day

I’ve always said that the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul, and seeing as Bar Refaeli is one of the chosen ones according to her Jewish Religion, I guess she’s well aware of that…

If this is her…she’s amazing

CONTINUE THE CONVERSATION IN THE stepFORUM

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2014

15

Aug

Bar Refaeli in a Bikini of the Day

Bar Refaeli is defending Israel in a far more peaceful and pleasant way than other people are defending Israel, because she’s doing it in a bikini, and I like bikinis…while I don’t like war, death and destruction, even if I have no faith in humanity and actively encourage natural disaster to watch every scramble to survive…except for Bar Refaeli, because I like looking at her in a bikini, so we can keep her old ass around…

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2014

12

Aug

Bar Refaeli is Fighting Palestine in a Bikini of the Day

Bar Refaeli posted the worst bikini picture in the history of bikini pictures on instagram…and I was there to see it…

It’s like she’s a bust bikini model, with a bikini line, who has fucked A-Listers, at least in theory, there are rumours he’s a poofter – but still we’ve seen her half naked…but unlike all the attention seeking instagram hookers, the crying for attention bottom feeders, the girls who have booked half a job once for a few drinks and some sexual harassment and maybe some free clothes…the fat chicks and the normals who hit the gym and want to show off…so they selfie from the right angle, run through a filter, bullshit “we’re bikini models too”…since everyone on social media is a fame whoring slut…her bikini pics fucking suck…

I guess she has nothing to prove. That’s so disappointing. Success will do that to you.

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2014

20

May

Bar Refaeli for Elle Spain of the Day

Bar Refaeli got into a bikini for Elle Spain….

I guess there is life after Leonardo DiCaprio…or maybe she’s trying to prove that there is life after 30….or maybe she’s just into having her picture taken because it is all she knows…

Maybe she wants to feel like it is old times, and like people care because living back in Israel gets a little sleepy, even though she gets to party every night, as she counts her money she’s made, amongst her friends and family…

Maybe this is that stamp of approval…or maybe it’s just her subtle way of self promoting, because she has a line of underwear that won’t sell its fucking self…it’s all about making the money when you can, and you don’t need to be Jewish with big Jewish tits I would convert for…to know that…

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2014

22

Apr

Bar Refaeli Hot Instagram Bikini of the Day

Bar Refaeli posted this picture on instagram to celebrate Easter like good Jewish girl from the holy land…who fucks non Jewish guys….but only if they are A-list….because helps her make money….and money is what her vagina loves…that’s why she’s posting these naughty instagram pics to stay relevant….the way I like it….

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2014

09

Apr

Bar Refaeli Promoting her Lingerie of the Day

Bar Refaeli is relentless, these pics from her lingerie company were re-released the other day and blogs are writing about them like they are news, but I am pretty sure I’ve seen them and posted them before, but I guess they believe in why the fuck bother doing more shoots, that’s too much work, when we can just trick the public with half nakedness, and they don’t really care when they were shot, because she’s Bar Refaeli, ex swimsuit and lingerie model, turned business woman with swimsuit and lingerie companies, because why pose for someone else for millions, when you can build your own empire, it’s what happens when a bitch gets an ego and doesn’t really realize she’s replaceable with 10 other bitches built better…

All this to say, I don’t think she’s that hot, but I fear saying that, because people are going to blast me for being anti-Semitic…even though I do think she’s hot for a Jewish girl.

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2014

03

Apr

Bar Refaeli’s Gold Facial of the Day

I am not post pictures to draw attention on the fact that Bar Refaeli, despite being a vain bitch who has a lot of money, and does weird beauty practices like GOLD FACIALS to represent the quality or value of each load she’s ever taken on her face, like a rich girl I once knew who would say classy things like “My piss is worth more than her”…or maybe the gold facial is to salvage her looks or maintain them because they were celebrated in her youth, with A-List cock, and top tier model money..that made her relevant and losing that would suck…even she’s lost it…

I am posting these pictures to point out that she’s got no ass.

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2014

01

Apr

Bar Refaeli Fucks Puppets of the Day

No, I’m not talking about Leonardo DiCaprio. Despite the fact that I am sure he’s more of a puppet than this actual puppet. It’s pretty hard to trust young faced 50 year old model fucker in Hollywood…you know he’s there because some studio exec or Martin Scorcese has his arm elbow deep in his ass….

I am however talking about a real puppet, in this banned in Israel ad, because Israel is the holy land, where 3 of the worlds religions collide in a horrible war zone because a made up god made them disagree on some shit…

If you’re not bored or tired or Bar Refaeli, like Bar Refaeli is now that she’s 100, you’ll get excited that they made 3 of her. If you’re like me, you’re energy is better spend on aspiring models trying to get their name out there, because they are more fun, hungry and willing…but more importantly, still under 30 and in their prime.

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2014

07

Mar

Bar Refaeli Vacation Pics of the Day

Bar Refaeli is on Vacation in Thailand. I know this because I clicked on her instagram to see what she’s been up to. Not because I care about what Bar Refaeli is up to, but because I like to see what Leonardo DiCaprio’s herpes do ten years after leaving their mark on a bitch…not that herpes are even a big deal with Valtrex they clear up before they even start…and I don’t even know if Bar Refaeli or DiCaprio even has his herpes…I just figure that was a good angle to think about when viewing these pics that don’t matter, that aren’t nude enough, but that are a little slutty, because slutty keeps the fan base she worked so hard getting naked in AMerica building…

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