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2015

14

Dec

Bar Refaeli for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Just when you thought Bar Refaeli was done, she comes out in some lingerie for a lingerie brand like she was still at Victoria’s Secret and fucking Leonardo DiCaprio…because from what I remember…which is very little…she’s the first Victoria’s Secret who he either pretended to date because he’s a homo who fucks dudes, or actually dated, because it was before he decided girl sex was so basic, when every model throws themselves at you…

I guess being recently married, 30, ready to settle down and make babies on her pile of money back home in Israel, isn’t enough to hold a girl who is so trained at getting naked…with her big titties…to get naked…with her big titties…even though no one really cares about Bar Refaeli anymore…she’s pretty much fallen off into obscurity, but maybe the brand is going after the Jewish Market, you know there are only 12,000,000 of them but they account for 90% of the world’s wealth…and 72% of the world’s lingerie purchases for their non-Jewish mistresses…

I made that stat up..

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2015

20

Nov

Bar Refaeli Throwback Thursday Ass of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is married now, so I assume that this is either a recent picture of her announcing at the pool party that she’s married…increasing her stock price, because people fucking love hot married chicks, it’s like they are unattainable, even though every married chick I know…is a fucking cheater, looking to feel hot, looking for scandal, passion and romance…even when they have kids…with total disregard for their husband who is at work…because thanks to the internet…all these motherfuckers are unloyal, self involved, assholes, looking to get fucked…

I’m going to assume that it is from her bachelorette party, where she is celebrating her marriage, even though she’s been known as a cocaine loving, model, party slut for the last decade of her life…staying up all night in Tel Aviv…raging…all while Palestinians are being killed trying to reclaim their land…because she’s just that kind of girl…

And what it comes down to is what a great fucking ass, the kind you can google and see the asshole of…but I’d suggest aiming for her pussy, because Jewish kids have it better, will be more successful, than non Jewish kids, so if you get any girl knocked up, make it a jewish one…not that that has anything to do with Bar Refaeli, she only likes billionaires and A-Listers…which you aren’t…

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2015

28

Oct

Bar Refaeli is Upside Down of the Day

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There are billboards all over the city I live in, the city of french hookers and poverty, by the “communist party” whatever the fuck that means…of pictures of dead Palestinian babies…that read something like “don’t let Canada support Israels slaughter of Palestinian Children”…

I wonder if Bar Refaeli and this pic since she’s Israeli based model who was recently married despite being tainted with Leo DiCaprio cock, something you’d think guys would be grossed out by…but that rich guys see as status, like “my wife was railed on coke by the most famous actor in hollywood, I must have agreat dick, and I’m so rich”….have anything to do with the dead Plastinians…because I know she’s murdering my dick right now…I mean…I’m the one doing the murdering…but her pic is part of the problem….

It’s really got nothing to do with her massive, old, married model tits…and more to do with her being upside down..

Upside down bitches, ideally hanging from things…are my porn…

I blame the circus.

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2015

26

Oct

Bar Refaeli for GQ Germany of the Day

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So far we’ve come…a Jewish model…in a German Magazine…like World War II never happened…like the Nazi Party didn’t put her relatives in an oven…just water under the fucking bridge…because on the positive side of the Holocaust, the creation of Israel, her home happened…and she loves it there more than the Palestinians that were kicked out of there in the creation of Israel, which is alot..considering they fucking kill for it…

I know, it happened so long ago, in her Grandparent’s lifetime, making it almost irrelevant, and so far removed from her, that holding a grudge against an American owned magazine, based in Germany for this issue, make no sense to her…but I hold grudges against bar maids who don’t fuck me, or girls who don’t send me sext, I fire them in my mind and from my life and block and delete the from everything for doing nothing…which is hardly as dramatic as trying to kill off my people due to following their leader….but I guess Bar Refaeli needs the press…

Here’s her bikini…but more importantly her amazing, hot Jewish body, recently married body… in a bikini…

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2015

01

Oct

Bar Refaeli Wedding Picture of the Day

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Bar Refaeli got married….

The guy she married isn’t Leonardo DiCaprio…But you can be sure of one thing, and that is that he’s most likely a billionaire, because this Bar is for rich people only, it’s a model thing, especially one who was as famous, living as exclusively and Hollywood as Bar Refaeli the jewish model….but also applies to even the most desperate of girls on Instagram with more than 10k followers…it’s just the way of fucking life….

Her wedding pics are dull, but the bachelorette party was slutty enough for me to anticipate the divorce that will happen after at least one jewish baby breaks her vagina, but as a Jewish girl, she can take it, these vaginas are built to breed, it’s part of their repopulating the earth program…

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2015

21

Sep

Bar Refaeli’s in a Bikini for her Bachelorette Party of the DAy

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Bar Refaeli,is getting married next week…and has had multiple bikini glad bachelorette parties…to let her fans know she’s getting married…

Something that her PR team should tell her annoys her male fans that are still into her, because they are the ones who still pay attention and are weird enough to care about watching her aging.. you know who have a fantasy of her…I guess Jewish guys, who just use her as a hope that other Jewish girls out there can look this good, even though she is old now and looks old….at one point in time…Leo fucked her and he’s a big star….and at one point in time Victoria’s Secret cast her and they’re a big brand…that like to be part of her life from afar because they know she’s too good for them…

Either way, she was party–slutting, which seems to be her entire life in Israel…none of the whole Palestine, Syrian refugee shit to get in the way of her own Jewish Paradise by the sea at a 5 star hotle…and she was in a bikini…and veil… because that’s what you do when you get married…one last hurrah…before babies…boring…needs more getting gangbanged but I assume that happened before she was famous…

Classy.

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2015

11

Sep

Bar Refaeli for GQ Germany of the Day

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It’s a Jewish Holiday on MOnday, at least that’s what I’ve been told by people who are Jewish, and I figured what better way to celebrate Jewish holidays than to post some massive Jewish tits, some of the best Jewish Tits, or at least the hottest Jewish Tits, who were liberated in the state of Israel when she hit puberty, after the land was taken by the Palestenians..S

She’s a nice mix of all kinds of different Jewish people, from all over the place, making this celebrity fucker who is getting married in a couple of weeks, still doing media..photoshoots, and showing off them tits.

I just find the whole thing ironic, that these pics are for GQ Germany, only because without Germany and their war on the Jewish people, there would be no Israel for her to call home, so in a very dark and weird way, she owes her existence and her home to Germany, dark…

But not that dark, just tanned, because she spends her life in a bikini…here are the pics…

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2015

02

Sep

Headless Bar Refaeli in Lingerie of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is getting married in 3 weeks. I have no idea why I know this or why I care…I think it has something to do with having it come to me in a dream and I may be totally off on it, but I can’t really differentiate reality anymore…everything is just one fast moving blur through a screen…

That said, she’s decided to post some sheer bra pic holding her nipple, to compliment her series of bikini pics she’s posting, in what I guess is one last hurrah before being locked down, possibly a cry for help, hoping some new man sweeps in and takes her away, maybe an ex from the past she wants to make jealous, in a “you can’t have me, look what you cheated on Leonardo DiCaprio”…kind of way…

It’s not exciting, 30 year old brides to be, not porn to me as most are so into their future husbands they are hard to crack on their bachelorette parties…and you have to wait at least a year of marriage until they are ready to be selfish and cheat…but I guess knowing men are jerking off to you helps fill that need for mail attention in your quest to be a wholesome jewish mom….

The truth is that this is probably part of her own lingerie collection…make that money while the fans still have hope…

In conclusion….
#Tits

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2015

01

Sep

Bar Refaeli’s Pre-Marriage Ass of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is getting married…or just got married….I know, shocking, a Jewish girl who turned 30 this year getting married..

I know Jewish girls, not all from Israel, but from all over North America, and by 28 it’s like their Marriage clock turns on and they go out there and find an eligible Jewish husband to have a family with, it’s like pre-28, all the Jewish guys and girls are just playing around, partying, traveling the world, fucking non-jews…all night long…I’m talking to your Leo….but as soon as 28 hits, it’s like lock down and get serious…

But not too serious to show the world her ass…because she’s still got an ass…she’s getting married, sure, but Ashley Madison teaches us one thing, and that is that there is Hope that Marriage is no the end, even if it feels like it is as it rapes our fucking souls…

That said, I’ve always found Bar Refaeli overrated and boring…

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2015

10

Aug

Bar Refaeli’s Bachelorette Party of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is getting married, because I guess she’s found some rich Jewish man to support her, and love her and make her babies, despite her being tainted by Leonardo diseases, assuming he even fucked her, according to a lot of people I’ve met who know him, he’s more of a homo, but a lot of these actors are just egos who fuck anything that fuel their egos, because they are so into themselves, there is no sexuality, just masturbation…using props…it’s just a weird situation…

Jewish girls, like Jewish guys and Jewish guys need to marry Jewish girls to have Jewish kids, and the rich ones, like the hot Jewish girls, so they don’t have to end up with trolls….so the husband can brag to their friends as being the girl not quite good enough for Leonardo, who traded her in, even though she probably has another story, but who in Israel is one of the biggest stars, so it’s status…

Here’s her tame, boring even, great bikini pic for an old lady about to get married…bachelorette party….

Not that anyone cares about about Bar anymore…

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2015

26

Jun

Bar Refaeli in a Bikini of the Day

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Bar Refaeli posted a picture of her in a bikini…

She was a bikini model, still has a great body, but bores the fuck out of me now that she’s moved back to Israel to own a restaurant, own a bikini line, and just sit on her pile of hebrew money…in her model retirement…

I was more into her fucking A-Listers, cocaine raers, and not being some engaged, soon to be married, soon to be a mom….there’s nothing more disgusting than a model turning 30, except maybe her dropping kids…rippping out her vagina…that’s probably already ripped out but this time from the inside out…

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2015

24

Jun

Bar Refaeli’s in a Magazine of the Day

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Bar Refaeli was way more interesting when she was in America, living the model party slut life with A-List actors, all full of cocaine and being “Glamourous”…which for those of you who don’t know, is actually pretty trashy, no different than white trash in a trailer fingering some girl who is dancing for them, only instead of meth, being unshowered and toothless, the rich version is on coke and dressed nicely and the toothless bitch jumping through hoops for meth, are doing it for a pregnancy that will pay them 20k a month the next 18 years…

It’s all the same level of bullshit, bullshit that I’d rather see Bar Refaeli involved in, because it is a better use of her tits, instead of being engaged in Israel running her own business…that shit’s the worst….and here she is being old and responsible…and boring…

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2015

17

Jun

Bar Refaeli for Instagram of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is Jewish…but not the typical Jewish, but more the Israeli jewish, which is apparently not as much traditional Jewish holding onto the old culture and religion, but rather live in a Jewish society so it doesn’t really come into play since everyone there is jewish and that allows her to focus on what is important and that is partying, cocaine, her finace…and most importantly…her Leonardo DiCaprio glory days memories that I assume are in the form of herpes…all while posting pics of her old as fuck ass in a bikini on instagram….

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I prefer when she does cartwheels..

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2015

15

Jun

Bar Refaeli Crotch SHot of the Day

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After a long love affair with Leonardo DiCaprio, even though it ended years ago, Bar Refaeli still finds a need to air out her vagina, however she can, apparently, including but not limited to public cartwheels for instagram, because there is no way that in her living the Hollywood, superstar model, with massive tits, life…that she bowed out of to run back to Israel, didn’t catch at least one strain of herpes…

I guess the more interesting thing in this pic is the upside down tits, fighting gravity, in a bra…there’s a fetish in this…if you can see past the fact she probably has herpes, like every celebrity, and I assume you can…

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2015

04

Jun

Bar Refaeli in Some Magazine of the Day

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Older…less relevant…nippleless…claim to fame that she was a Victoria’s Secret model a long time ago, back when Leonardo DiCaprio probably invested in the company, only to be the foundation of him dating all their new models…and the foundation for her Valtrex Prescription….Bar Refaeli…from the promised land, possibly the chosen one, at least her tits were for a minute and a half before moving back to Israel to be a famous party girl there and settle down outside of what we can only assume was an American life she hated….is in a magazine…and despite being older…less relevant…and nippleless…I’m still down to stare…for a minute or less, because that’s my attention span in this “what’s next”…generation of “Feed me more content…feed me more content…I am half retarded…”…world…

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