Rampage is some online clothing company who was smart enough to hire Bar Refaeli to do a photoshoot with them because before yesterday, I have a feeling, that no one ever heard of Rampage before. If I knew that all it took to become an international success and name that people know and trust was to hire a bitch for 20,000 dollars for a day, I would have started saving 5 years ago, because there is no way I don’t steal less than 20,000 dollars from my wife for the other Bar…you know the drinking kind, when I coulda been stagin photoshoots with hot pussy who wont fuck me but will be nice to me fot my money and let me piggy back on their name, instead of on their hot model asses, but with fame and fortune comes a hell of a lot more pussy that makes Bar Refaeli pussy obsolete but luckily I’m not an opportunist, marketing person or ambitious, instead I’ll stick to hard drinkin.
This picture is the reason I have a 70s Swedish Erotic Film fetish. Sure Bar Refaeli is Israeli and not from the 70s, but the bathing suit she is wearing reminds me of it.
I have a seirous appreciation for shitty quality clothing. Not so much because it is all I can afford, but because shit almost always turns see through. It’s the whole reason why I jerk off to the American Apparel website….because you see American Apparel is a porn company that brought back the 70s erotic movies vibe, but marketed the shit to mainstream teen pussy, living them totally unaware what they are taking part in. It’s cheap quality, it’s sheer, it’s tight, it’s short, it’s everything I look for in casual gear for girls, so long as they aren’t wearing bras or panties….
Seriously, I used to love hanging out at the beach when girls in white or light colored bathing suits didn’t realize they were showing the world their muffs in an era before waxing and titties, it really used to happen all the fucking time after they got wet, back before bathing suits had bras sewed in the shit….or panty liner pockets….
I just hope this inspires girls to start wearing this type of bathing suit to the public pool and ideally not the same girls who do the senior aquarobics class….
I know that no one cares about Bar Refaeli for anything more than her tits, but I figure that’s a good enough reason to put picture of her on the site in her lingerie. I know she’s not out to change the world or solve the Israel/Palestine conflict, I know she just lives in Tel Aviv and parties all the time when she’s not getting over-paid to get half naked and I also know I’ve written too much and should just get to the pictures cuz I’m dragging this post on for nothing by filling it in with words that mean a whole lot of nothing. I just don’t feel up to making jewish or arab jokes which is really the only way to go with this…
A Hebrew magazine in Tel Aviv just did a 6-page feature on me. Let’s hope Bar Refaeli is sitting in her luxury apartment by the beach, coming off a cocaine binge from last night, reading that magazine, because I think she should know about me and fall in love with my charming translated words, forcing her to masturbate to my pic then to haveher people call my people, even though I don’t have people, resulting in a first class ticket to Tel Aviv, where she will put her vagina on my face, to prove that Jewish girls don’t actually taste any different than non Jewish girls, unless they are smuggling money across borders in their vaginas during war, but I know if anything, she’ll probably ignore the article, making my whole Israeli takeover totally obsolete….and forgotten…..but what won’t be forgotten is her hot body in a bikini cuz pictures are fucking timeless and even in 20 years, you’ll be able to find these and jerk off and that’s kind of an amazing thing.
It is a Jewish Holiday. That means that my one Jewish reader who still comes back to the site after years of Nazi jokes and Jewish jokes because he hates his overbearing mother, or father who was too busy working to give him hugs or play Monopoly with him as a kid, won’t be comin’ thru today, so I’d like to post a picture of pretty much the only hot Jewish girls in the entertainment industry, I mean other than Amy Winehouse and Whoopi Goldberg, in his and his people’s honor.
So here’s cokeslut model Bar Refaeli in New York doing pretty much nothing interesting….
This bitch is substantially more interesting when she’s half naked, watching her shop, or lookin’ at pictures of her shop, which is pretty much the same fuckin’ thing, without having to leave the comfort of my AIDS couch, is boring as shit, so boring that I figured I’d post the pictures for you…
I lost my mind last night. I was sitting next to my wife and she was chewing. Now I started getting really disgusted with her shit many years ago, but never did I feel the rage I felt with every smack of her cow lips. It’s like I wanted to throw her out the fucking window, but I knew I’d pull out my fucking back, or she’d get stuck and we’d have to call the fire department to sort it out, making the whole thing a much bigger deal than just giving her the scare she needs to stop chewing like that. I guess this is a sign that the passion is over and at least I have Jew sluts like Bar Refaeli to remind me that I suck at life.
I had no idea that it was that Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition time of year. Maybe it’s because I am not a jock or into sports and feel like the best place to find my masturbation material is on the internet searching “gaping teen prostitutes with two dicks in their asshole”, but I know a lot of guys get excited when already established bikini/lingerie models get into their bikinis and lingerie, have their nipples photoshopped out, all because it makes their subscription to this shit finally make sense and worth reading.
Sure SI adds a few athlete’s and athlete wives into the bikini mix, they do the whole body painted shit, and I’ve jerked off to the magazine before, but that was in 1988 to Elle Macpherson, when nipples and porn weren’t all that available to a good Catholic 18 year old boy like me, so SI needs to get with the program and start taking spread eagled vagina shots of these whores because we all know these model bitches will do it and still can’t believe how much they get paid to just stand there in a bikini and have there pictures taken, there waiting for the catch, because if it’s too good to be true it usually is, they’ve just never been asked.
So Bar Refaeli is the new cover girl….I guess Jews Really Are Taking Over the World….
Here’s the video….
BONUS – Here’s Some Brooklyn Decker Body Paint Pictures….
And the Video…
I am sure a lot more pictures and videos are going to hit. I have to decide whether to bother with another post or just keep feeding this one or maybe I’ll just link you to the source, that sounds a lot easier and they have a staff to make these things better quality than I can, so even if those pieces of shit aren’t paying me to link, I’m just gonna link them anyway. See how complicated my life is?
To See All the SI VIDEOS of the Models and Athletes and there are a fucking lot of them…Follow this link: GO
To See All the SI Photos of the Models and Athletes and there are a fucking lot of them…Follow this Link…. GO
To See All The Girls Get Body Painted…Follow This Link… GO
So as Bar Refaeli’s home is getting blown the fuck up and Israel and kills Arabs and Arabs try to bomb them back, Bar Refaeli was busy worrying about her family and friends by bringing out her own guns on the fuckin’ beach (yes, that’s the kind of comedy this site has come to) and she vowed to do at least one shot per life lost back home as long as shit doesn’t interfere with her tanning time.
Here are some pictures of Bar Refaeli posing in a snow suit for Subaru like the whore that she is or at least that she pretends to be when Leo busts on her face and makes it’s rain on that ho. The only reason I am posting them is because no matter what a girl does she will never look hot in snow suit.
I live in Canada and I never understand why the fuck anyone would settle here. It’s fucking cold and it leads to women wearing layers of clothes to cover up what would be a half naked body on the beach if we were anywhere else. I ended up randomly going to a ski hill with a friend of mine this weekend because he told me there was a whole lot of underage drunken after-skiing chicks and he was willing to sponsor my night. By the time I got there all the girls were rockin’ a pair of snow pants and over-sized ski sweater and their asses looked about 4 times the size of what they would if they were in a bikini, their hair was ratty as fuck, no make-up and looked like they just woke up for a 3 day nap with the flu, but that didn’t stop me from trying to get them to take off their long underwear and try take a ride on my chairlift and by chairlift I mean face. That’s all I have to say about that.
Bonus – Bar Refeali in Arena Being Labeled Best Body of 2008 in a Bikini
