Here’s Bar Refaeli in her bikini for Agua Bendita’s 2012 collection just because she’s spectacular….

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Here are some pics of Bar Rafeali in her bikini…but more importantly Bar Refaeli lost control of her bikini top…and showed some nipple, in probably the least attractive display of her nipple of all time….

I spent the better part of yesterday looking at chicks in bikinis, and as picky as I am with these celeb bitches about their bodies, I learned that I generally don’t care how a bitch looks, I’m talking pot belly, sloppy ass, fatness, saggy tits, no tits, anorexic skinny, or acne ridden, the fact that they are half naked in front of me, makes me want to fuck their imperfections….

In reality, seeing these bitches in real life, was far more exciting than these pics of a super model in her bikini….

I’m pretty sure half the chicks I saw had better tits and body than this….

So we should stop celebrating these million dollar bodies, cuz there are poor chicks out there that are just as fucking good and much easier to throw in the back of your van….after she tells you to fuck off….

You see cuz sometimes, rape is the only option you’ve got….

Here she is in another bikini…

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Bar Refaeli in her bikini in Cannes is pretty fucking alright by me. I mean she is a bikini model and all, this is kinda her element, but like watching an artist in his element painting a painting, or a carpenter in his element building a bookshelf, or a doctor performing surgery, or a hooker sucking my dick and making me cum in 45 seconds or less, I’m impressed. It’s probably cuz I’ve never been good at anything in life, so I’m always impressed by people who have found what they are good at and prosper at it…..especially when their element or talent is wearing bikinis…

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Here are some pictures of Bar Refaeli in Cannes. I don’t know if she’s coked up and has coke on her lip, as my Israeli contacts told me she’s heavily into, or if she’s just got cum on her lip, you know enjoying her freedom now that the control of Leonardo has been lifted…and she can use her throat however she seems fit and on whoever she deems good enough….or maybe, it’s neither of those options, but where is the fun in that…I don’t know, but I’ll look into it.

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So here are soe pictures from the last 3 years of Bar Refaeli in her bikini.

The news of the day is that she’s officially single…her and Leo broke up again and that I’ve set up shop outside the grocery store in a Jewish neighborhood, pretending up Israeli, panhandling for money to buy a ticket to the motherland Israel, at least that’s my line I’m working and I’m pretty sure it will work….so that I’ll be able to stalk her in the first person, instead of to pictures of her….

It’d make a great documentary. Anyone have a camera crew?

Here she is from 2008….

Here she is from 2009

Here she is in 2010

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I know someone who saw her in person once…..That’s pretty much the story. I’m not one for remembering details….but here she is showing of her Jewish tits for Allure..

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Israel has invented a lot of things…They are leaders of technology, they run lots of websites, but the bes thing they’ve done as a nation according to me and my ignorance to anything they’ve done, is made Bar Refaeli…

How can you go wrong with a bitch named after a bar, especially when you are an alcoholic and the bar is the only place that has ever felt like home to your drunken self….you know some people go through family photos to reflect on life…my memories are a general blur that always starts with me walking into a bar….and that feeling of familiarity is just that much stronger, that makes me want to pass out and puke inside it when the bar has tits like this.

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I don’t think there’s really all that much I can say about Bar Refaeli other than that she’s made me a zionist. She’s pretty much got me thinking about converting to Jewishness, partially because I find a seriously lack of Jewish Mexican Canadians…but mainly because it will increase my chances of her marrying me against her will…in a ceremony that will take place in the desert after I kidnap her from her luxury Tel Aviv condo….after I move to Israel to fight for my cause of ridding the land of the mean Arabs….in hopes of impressing her….cuz Leonardo’s got shit on real life heros…

I blame her fake twitter account for giving me false hope…

Either way, I know these aren’t the best pics of her tits, considering all the happiness she’s brought me over the years with Lingerie, Bikini, Sluttness , but they are good enough for me….

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I am pretty down with this Bar Refaeli chick….and I figured posting pictures of her thickness in a bikini is always worth doing….even if it is a few days too late…or if the world has already seen them…because as far as I’m concerned, they never get old or tired…even if she does.

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