I wonder if anyone is on this site today. I assume most people are on winter vacation, but maybe I only think that because I only hang out with people who are on vacation, it’s not quite the life of luxury it sounds like, considering the people I hang out with are always on vacation, it’s called Welfare, something Bar Refaeli doesn’t know much about because she made a ton of stupid money doing exactly what she’s doing here, only now she’s doing it for free, because she’s just that rich, like some Doctor on Doctor’s without borders in his retirement, or some Lawyer on some helping the poor trash in his city fight legal issues pro boner cuz he’s got so much money it makes is hypocritcal ass feel better about all his over indulgence and greed….only Bar Refaeli is far more exciting to stare at when she does her professional work for free, see cuz she’s a very hot bikini model.

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One of the highlights of my life was when a fake Bar Refaeli was private messaging me on TWITTER ….I knew that bitch was not actually Bar Refaeli, but was more likely some fat chick in indonesia trying to entertain herself, but it was nice to pretend…kinda like what happened to you when you found out your internet girlfriend you spent all these years working on actually was a morbidly obese dude with one of those voice boxes that alters your voice to sound sultry and amazing…even though the core of the whole thing is that you masturbated to a man…

Well you can redeem your fag self, with these amazing photoshoot pics of Bar Refaeli, edited and photoshopped but still amazing enough to make me want to risk the suicide bombers to blow up my balls all over her face after sneaking into her apartment…if that makes sense…

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Bar Refaeli is the reason I moved to Israel…not physically but in terms of my masturbation….You see, sometimes, we gotta keep our lonliness fresh by jerking off internationall, spending hours on facebook looking for girls from Tel Aviv in hopes of seeing their bikini albums…and writing them sweet nothings…literally…because the only hebrew I know is “Shalom”….unfortunatley not condusive to getting them masturbating on cam….

It all started because a fake Bar Refaeli profile on twitter befriended me and would write me all kinds of messages…and that was really all it took to win me over…

Then I saw her promo pics in the window of a lingerie store and I’d spend hours staring at them….until the police would ask me to keep walking cuz even they found it weird….

I felt a real connection, and here is the real Bar Refaeli in a campaign for Passionata lingerie company and I think I am in love…she is my new Lohan…we are connect at the soul…and I’d appreciate it if you stopped looking at my internet girlfriend with such perversion in your pervert eyes….

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Bar Refaeli is one of the hotter girls in the world. She’s the kind of hot girl who I humor myself by talking to fake profiles pretending to be her on twitter and facebook, you know to make me feel like she’s into me, even though I know it isn’t her….She is the reason I masturbate to memories of a Jewish girl I once got with…she wasn’t quite as put together as Bar Refaeli, if anything she happened to be very fucking disgusting…like a hairy little troll that has nothing to do with her religion, but everything to do with the good Jewish girls being too busy getting with respectable people…so I was stuck with this bitch wh was so hairy that her vagina was like a pillow in her panties, her face like an accidenteed Sarah Jessica Parker and her mustache made for a perfect place to cum, since it held my orgasm there better than hairless skin, kinda like putting sand on an icy step…

So here is Bar Refaeli properly representing Israel and her tits with her longterm boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio at a party I wasn’t invited to because I was too busy with my fist up my wife’s ass and pussy, it’s her new thing…cuz it is the only way she feels anything….while I remain more and more dead on the inside with every thrust….

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