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2013

14

May

Bar Refaeli Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

The rumors are that Bar Refaeli is some coked out party slut in Israel who fucks A-Listers to make herself feel more important than the other girls she’s ripping lines with….you know cuz it wasn’t that long ago that she was a big model everyone cared about…before moving back to Israel to be pretty much nothing special….but luckily in her demise, her fall from the bikini wearing top, there is some reflection on the glory days that were, and in her case, that comes with either trying to relive them or revisit them by posting pics of herself in a bikini to social media like it was old times….and luckily people like me…are into that.

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2013

03

May

Bar Refaeli Old Outtakes for GQ of the Day

I generally like Bars, because that is where I have spent some of my best times, and some of my worst times, spending my last dollar for a drink, to forget my problems for another day, as I slowly kill myself and make horrible fucking decisions…..

But this Bar, I’m not into.

She’s big, she’s a diva, she’s boring, and she’s no longer relevant now that her A-List boyfriend and top of the ladder corporate gig doesn’t exist.

But these outtake pics for GQ aren’t so bad.

So maybe this Israeli cokehead has another go left in her….or maybe these pics are just old…but whatever they are…she takes a good picture.

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2013

02

May

Bar Refaeli’s High Concept Instagram Art of the Day

So this is what Bar Refaeli’s career has come to. She’s posting pictures of her posing for the camera in shadows, like she’s some high concept fucking artist, or Alfred Hitchcock, or someone who isn’t a big titty model who we expect to see in pictures of her half naked in bikinis and or lingerie.

It is like her bank account is healthy enough for her to find her true voice as an artist or some shit, and it made me laugh.

I prefer when bitches stick to what they are good at and what they know, especially in the last 5 years of their career before they turn 40 or worse…a mom.

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2013

29

Apr

Bar Refaeli Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Since Bar Refaeli was kinda fallen off the model map, you know back when Victoria’s Secret fired her, because everyone knows Victoria’s Secret is the only bikini company that matters, at least that’s what they want you to think, and that’s also what Bar Refaeli’s pretty garbage career since Victoria’s Secret would tell you, because no other bikini company, no matter how ghetto, really wants to hire someone the competition fired, they’d rather just go out and find hot no name bitches to make celebrities of instead, it’s like you don’t take someone table scraps, unless you’re willing to admit you can’t afford food of your own, and that you are second rate.

But the good new is, with digital cameras and cellphones, she doesn’t need paying jobs, she can be a bikini model, like all the girls on instagram, everyone’s a fucking bikini model now, and thank god for that.

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2013

11

Apr

Bar Refaeli’s Shitty Modeling Campaign of the Day

This is what we call Bar Refaeli falling off fucking hard.

It is safe to say that her modeling career is near to a fucking end and that she should probably take up some of these millionaires and A-Listers to get knockedup, because when a bitch agrees to do campaigns that make her look like this, I’m talking the flyer for the local fucking poor person store, it’s the equivalent of Jack Nicholson or fucking any other Academy award winner doing a testimonial on an infomercial or a fucking herpes ad.

Whatever is going on here, is not top modeling, she looks like shit, and even if this was a favor for her friend or family’s clothing line, she shoulda refused, it’s the worst I’ve seen her.

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2013

14

Mar

Bar Refaeli Instagram Gym Pic of the Day

Bar Refaeli is pretty thick…so looking at her workout is definitely not as awesome as looking at CANDICE SWANEPOEL working out….but I’ll take it…because I love it when girls work on fitness, and themselves, to make them healthier, happier, and more attractive. I like hard bodies, but more importantly, I love seeing their sweaty asses squat…almost enough to join a gym to stare…something I have done in the past…and as it turns out….even the fatties trying to get fit are hot to watch in action…I guess there’s just something about gym clothes…or sweaty assholes….or girls grunting and lifting….or maybe it is just the germs all over the machinery that makes me wanna fuck….cuz it reminds me of everytime I fuck…who knows…what matters is that it’s good…

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2013

28

Feb

Bar Refaeli in Bras for Youtube of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…Youtube is a porn site….thaat more people masturbate to than actual porn sites….you know all publicly traded and billion dollar makin….porn sites…where the porn may not be hardcore fucking…but instead babes in bikinis, girls doing fitness half naked, twerk videos, wet t-shirt contests…and lingerie company promo videos featuring top models who I may think are overrated…and large…but still appreciate seeing them slutty in video peddling bullshit for 10,000 dollars a day or more….

This one is for Passionata. The company who picked up Bar Refaeli when Victoria’s Secret dropped her off their roster for what I can assume was her requesting more money…or acting like a bitch all cuz she had A-Lister boyfriends and a bank account exploding from the seams…

Who cares…this is hot….watch it.

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2013

01

Feb

Bar Refaeli’s Awesome Go Daddy Commercial of the Day

This is so obvious…but clever – GoDaddy who I pay every month and thus helped produce this commercial as a finacier….is branding themselves as sexy meets smart….and they decided to use Bar Refaeli as Sexy and some Fat awkward dude who may or may not have came in his pants as Smart….

I am impressed dude sold himself out like he was Precious, but I guess kissing Bar Refaeli lets a dude throw out his dignity…and allows himself to be the freak they are mocking by making Bar Refaeli make out with him….

Now, this is shot so fucking gross, it is more vulgar and graphic than shitty porn, and should be banned off everything……but instead it is celebrated as genius even if obvious…but people love how shocking a model who isn’t meant to kiss weird looking pasty dudes…It is against society’s way….I mean this is the girl who dated Sean White…..oh right…

It’s amazing what a girl will do for money….let’s call this the low point in her dying career….

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2013

08

Jan

Bar Refaeli for FOX of the Day


Bar Refaeli bores me…she’s had her time in the sun, her moment of glory, when she was in SI and Victoria’s Secret…you know when she was younger, tighter bodied, and dating A-Listers….but that’s all kinda faded for her….she’s older, she’s bigger, and she may be making more money than ever with her investments…but she’s sure not blowing me away with any of the campaigns she’s booking….not even her own underwear line….but she does have big tits…

I feel like I’ve seen these pics before…it’s like they are all the fucking same…

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2012

21

Dec

Bar Refaeli Models Lingerie of the Day

I used to be into Bar Refaeli, partially cuz I have a jewish girl fetish, they have such good senses of humor…but mainly cuz of her tits….then I realized that with big tits, comes a relatively thick body, and despite her commercial/a-list penis insertion success, I felt…Israel had more to offer in terms of better pussy…this one just marketed herself right.,..but she can still take a good pic and most importantly she is from the promised land…possibly Christ’s incarnate, you know she walks the same streets as Jesus…making her the Christmas Light that will never burn out…even if it’s not as bright as it once was….

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