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2012

19

Dec

Bar Refaeli’s Lingerie Photoshoot for Gavin Bond of the Day

These are supposed to be recent pics of Bar Refaeli for some photographer named Gavin Bond…that I am only posting cuz seeing busty Jewish girls…or any girls…in lingerie…anytime of year…is fun to me…but since I can’t do a pilgrimage to Israel to walk the streets Christ walked…I’ll do the next best thing…and that’s jerk off to someone who was born nearby….think of this as a religious Christmas experience…but with more lingerie and big ol’ tits celebrities get to fuck….

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2012

14

Dec

Bar Refaeli Exploits Christmas for Financial Gain of the Day

Jewish Entrepreneur and set of ridiculous tits that were once mainstream and celebrated when they were being titty fucked by Leonardo DiCaprio and paid by Victoria’s Secret….has strategically turned herself into a brand of underwear….underwear that she models exclusively…even though she’s kinda thick now….more than ever….

Like most Jewish Entrepreneurs, she’s decide to make a Chirstmas video to promote her underwear, by dressing up like Santa, walking around then stripping, which luckily works for me, because I know Christmas is actually a Jewish Holiday and Channukah is just an excuse to strategize on how to manipulate all the non-jews to go into debt gifting each other like idiots….

Look into it…every since Jesus, Christmas has been Jewish…

That said, check our Jewish VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE

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2012

10

Dec

Bar Refaeli’s Jewish Christmas Erotica to Promote Product of the Day


Nothing says Christmas like a Jewish girl….especially when that Jewish girl is opportunist Bar Refaeli…trying to peddle product and make fucking money doing this half naked Christmas thing…you know shitting on Jesus….with her tits…the way I like Jesus to be shit on…cuz tits are the real lord and savior….

I mean there’s nothing new in this…most Christmas Carols you sing are Jewish written, most Christmas movies are Jewish made, most Christmas shopping is in Jewish stores for Jewish brands…they know Christmas better than we do……but seeing Bar Refaeli all comfy in a bra and jammies…is better than any White Christmas lyric…I approve and I am a CHRISTMAS EXPERT

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2012

03

Dec

Bar Refaeli Tweets Hot Ass Shot in Bikini of the Day

I guess Bar Refaeli is feeling a little attention starved…you know because this Draft Dodger who never joined IDF or whatever the Israeli army is called….was too busy modeling to do her mandatory service…while every other 18 year old Israeli was…so when shit was hit last week…she felt helpless and alone cuz she she couldn’t relate to all her friends who were getting ready to take out the muslims and steal their land more than they already have…

So she did what every peace loving “look at me I’m half naked” hippie would do…and that is post a photoshopped pic of her big ass on the internet…

Maybe that way when people think Israel…they will think Bar Refaeli like they used to….you know to try to get people to focus back on her the only way she knows how….unless it has nothing to do with war and she’s just a hooker who likes being half naked for her fans…either way…it happened and I have the pic to prove it.

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2012

07

Nov

Bar Refaeli in December’s GQ of the Day

What better way to celebrate the first Victoria’s Secret fashion show….the one the celebs went to for the first taping….while waiting for the second show…for the bloggers I wasn’t invited to…despite being a fucking blog that has been in the game since 2003…before 90 percent of all fucking blogs….than to look at pics of an ex Victoria’s Secret model…who walked away from these bastards….for whatever reason….that I assume comes down to money…because that’s always what breaks up relationships and not cuz both parties are jewish….but cuz that’s what life is based on in this evil society….

Point being, she doesn’t need Victoria’s Secret…they don’t need their tits…and I don’t need any of this bullshit…but I post it anyway….

Here she is for GQ making moves.

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2012

02

Nov

Bar Refaeli Twitter Upskirt of the Day


Plus Sized model Bar Refaeli…who I can only assume has been eating a few too many bagels and lox..is turning to twitter to show her work out regime…which was hardly appealing enough as a stand alone picture that I guess she figured if she’s gonna try to market herself…she might as well do it with some panty….a logical strategy I appreciate even if I don’t really appreciate her….

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2012

15

Oct

Bar Refaeli Big Old Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Bar Refaeli is a big girl…but the nice thing about her kind of big girl…is that she’s got some proportion to her….some tits…some hips…some ass….some shape that makes her look less of of broad backed football player…and more of a sexy lady…but I still find her and her gold digging opportunist shit annoying, boring, and repetitive…except when staring at her in a bikini…cuz for some crazy reason…a reason called I love big overpaid tits in a bikini….I can handle that…especially when she’s self promoting by putting this shit on blast…it’s eagerness I respect which is saying a lot cuz I don’t respect anything or anyone….

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2012

12

Oct

Bar Refeali Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

Bar Refaeli always ignores me when I whisper sweet nothings to her on Instagram and Twitter…you know asking her if she’d let me sing her love songs if I was a famous guy she could leverage for her own personal gain….I thought to an opportunist with a bad attitude…calling her out on those things would be considered romantic…but I guess I should have gone with a more practical approach…like discussing money making schemes that will take her to the next level of rich and famous…because that’s all she cares about…

I know that these bikini pics come from a dark, greedy place to help sell her underwear line, in shameless self promotion instead of an honest place of “hey I got great tits, look at them”….

I really think she’s overrated…but hey…a bikini model in a bikini is still worth looking at.

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2012

09

Oct

Bar Refaeli in Maxim India of the Day

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Pretty sure these are some recycled Bar Refaeli pics for Maxim India…cuz all the fringe markets…even if they have a population and readershipfar greater than America…just recycle old pics they’ve used…instead of paying for and setting up photoshoots for themselves…while being “new” to their readers who don’t have internet access and who are buying their bullshit magazines…and all I can think about is what curry smelling semen pile this shit is responsible for in the Slums of Bombay….

Here are the pics…

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2012

11

Sep

Bar Refaeli Big Tits for Twitter of the Day

Friday night, Bar Refaeli was on Jimmy Fallon and I didn’t watch it because I find Jimmy Fallon an annoying twerp of a person who would have been someone I bullied in high school…due to his weak character….weak jokes….and weak existence…..while Bar Refaeli is thick, an opportunist, hustling underwear like she’s working in a Moroccan market, a peddler who just happened to fuck some of the right famous people and who achieved personal gain because of it….but at least she’s got some big old titties that I can use to distract me from all the hate that is going on in this shit….If you’re wondering why I’m posting this days after it happened….I have no answers for you, but I am impressed you are reading this as I am sure no one ever does…..

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