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2012

17

Feb

Bar Refaeli Playing Tennis in Lingerie for her Under Brand of the DAy

Here’s some hot Bar Refaeli in her new underwear collection that hasn’t launched yet but that is teasing me with half naked tennis…two of my favorite things…partnered up with two of my favorite things on her…..

She’s quite the enterprising Jew…one other’s should really take not of because I never hear stories of Jewish people being good at business or using their contacts to leverage into making more money…especially not in the clothing trade…that can’t still run by 98 percent jewish people….along with all other business….I guess making this venture not shocking at all…

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2012

10

Feb

Bar Refaeli Drunk Legs on Twitter of the Day

Here’s hot Jewish party slut turned model turned celebrity fucker turned cokehead Bar Refaeli posting pics of her legs on twitter as she lays in bed getting liquored up….cuz you can take the party slut out of the party and pay her millions to get half naked so that she can rejoin the party on a more exclusive level….but you can’t take the slut out of the slut…..She’s almost posed the way I like them….except with less restraints, dazed medicated looks on her face, and black eyes.. I’m just joking. Or am I? Who cares. The internet made me this monster.

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2012

13

Jan

Bar Refaeli Signing Autographs and Showing Minor Camel Toe of the Day

Bar Refaeli showed her bikini model vagina ability to get jacked the fuck up with red denim…in a subtle yet period friendly way….

Here she is signing autographs in s dress…If I saw Bar Refaeli in public, the only autograph I’d want from her is her herpes scabs on my dick…you know her vagina lip kiss of death….signed, sealed and delivered either willingly or with force…but I’m needy like that…

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2012

12

Jan

Bar Refaeli Ass in the Air of the Day

Here’s some Bar Refaeli on all fours, assuming a decent position as she works out like her life depends on it cuz her life does depend on it and this may be hot if you’re into watching chicks in tight pants work out, which I do, but I prefer to approach the situation from a far creepier angle, like from behind, where I can see sweat stains, period stains, vagina definition and more importantly imagine myself inside her as I jog on the trendmill to catch her….it’s a great weight loss method when the gym doesn’t kick you out and ban you everytime they find you in the women’s lockerroom – telling yourself “just be happy they didn’t call the cops”….

That said, for a self shot, self posted pic of a lingerie and bikini model, this shit is pretty fucking weak.

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2011

14

Dec

Bar Refaeli 2012 Passionata Calendar of the Day

People are saying this is Bar Refaeli’s 2012 calendar for some lingerie company that isn’t Victoria’s Secret, but that does have more interesting concepts than Victoria’s Secret, cuz Victoria’s Secret is fucking boring as shit, and these fucker’s just poach their Israeli hot pussy they fired and repackage her doing the exact same thing she always does cuz this half nakedness is where her skill set lies, it is all she knows and makes what you make a year in a day and I think that’s better than being blown up by arabs on a bus…..

I didn’t bother background checking it….but I’ll post the pics anyway….

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2011

06

Dec

Bar Refaeli Wet for GQ UK of the Day

I’ve never been to Israel…but I know people who have and apparently Bar Refaeli hasn’t got shit on the hot everyday Jewish girls who live there and rock the beach, she’s just the one cunty enough seeking validation for her looks, making millions off her looks, and fucking celebrities with her looks, and her looks are goood enough for me….all wet and half naked in GQ UK….

Happy Channukah….

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2011

29

Aug

Bar Refaeli Amazing Hot Bikini Ass of the Day

I don’t have the right to post the pics…but I do have the right to link them…and if this doesn’t bring peace to the middle east…them mother fuckers are hopeless……I mean sure she’d be killed off for going against the Arab way before that ever happened because like their women to be nijas…but I figure ass like this needs to be celebrated….even if it isn’t the nicest ass…it’s stll an ass…


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2011

17

Aug

Bar Refaeli’s Bikini for Agua Bendita’s 2012 Swimwear Collection

Bar Refaeli’s pretty much is in her element…doing her thing she does best…you know showing off her hot body in a bikini…as she’s been doing for pretty much her entire post puberty life…making millions looking pretty substantial for some company called Agua Bendita’s 2012 campaign….

It’s like watching my wife in her element, you know eating her face off and rolling around in her own shit like the pig that she is…only substantially better…

It’s like me watching myself drink my face off and making a fucking fool of myself in some alcohol schizophrenic induced hallucination…only substantially better…

I guess what it comes down to is that Bar Refaeli is just substantially better, but you already knew that…

I’m not sure if these are all Bar, I am bad at identifying people…but you probably know…so figure it out useless…

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2011

10

Aug

Bar Refaeli is a Dirty Girl in her Dead Sea Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

5 hours ago – Bar Refaeli posted these bikini pics of her in Dead Sea mud….rocking the peace in the middle east campaign that is her bikini body…muddy pussy….hot tits…you get what I’m saying here….and that is look at the pics…

On a sidenote, Bar Refaeli has blocked me on Twitter, even after all the kindness I say about her…I get no respect…what a cunt…a cunt I’d like to fuck…all dirty, covered in feces and herpes scabs or not…She’s that good.

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2011

10

Aug

Bar Refaeli in Some Bikini Pictures of the Day

You’d think an ass like this would bring peace in the middle east. You know all those Palestinians would put down their rocks and forget their hatred for the jews for fucking their country…and put serious effort in hitch hiking to Tel Aviv and parking themselves outside Bar Refaeli’s apartment and wait for her to come home…only to see her ass in motion…but I guess the Palestinians are too busy repressing their women, plotting world domination, and whatever it is that arabs do….see I’m not all that into politics, but I am into pussy, so much that I know an ass like this is far more important to me than deep rooted issues that have been plaguing my people for hundreds of years…I’m too into the now than to worry about the bullshit that’s not fun, drunk or half naked….

Here she is in a photoshoot proving her quality ass that deserves to be in a bikini….and the rumor is that she’s not even the hottest bitch in Israel, the rumor is that you wouldnt even notice Bar Refaeli on the beach amongst the other Israelis and that’s just enough to make my testicles explode…just thinking about it…making me happy I’m sitting on a soiled couch across from an obese woman choking on her own neck fat….you know to prevent me from really enjoying my life….

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