2012
28
Sep
Cintia Dicker – Alyssa Miller – Jessica Gomes – Genevieve Morton are in the first preview of the SI Calendar tha will be in the stockings of ghetto homes nation wide this X-Mas…thanks mom and dad for the shittiest fucking gift ever…I’ve already seen all these pics last february when they were in the magazine…but more importantly…I don’t need a fucking calendar I have a computer, phone and all things that make calendar’ obsolete…but the bitches are hot…and here are the pics….
Posted in:SI
2011
17
Feb
Sports Illustrated did a launch party for their magazine…even though all the pictures have been on the internet the last week….and I’m guess all the models featured in the magazine walked the red carpet…making the event what must be the equivalent of a UN meeting of hot pussy…So many international vaginas clothed to promote pictures of them half naked….an event they launched them into international stardom and gave them the stamp of approval that they are allowed to be in bikinis and hopefully will inspire women everywhere who don’t look like this to not pollute our lives by getting into a bikini before hitting the gym and starving themselves to look less sloppy than they do and more like these photoshopped bitches cuz these photoshopped bitches is what all men expect you to look like on the beach….so get crackin’
Here is the index or menu of the models in their every day clothes for you to cross reference with their half naked pics at SI.com
The real question in all this is why the fuck wasn’t I invited to this event? SI clearly doesn’t think I am important enough. Jerks.
This is like prom or some shit….
Irina Shyk
Chrissy Teigan
Esti Ginzburg
Jessica Gomes
Damaris Lewis
Hilary Rhodes
Kenza Fourati
Isabel Goulart
Shannon Click
Cintia Dicker
Bruna Schmitz
Brooklyn Decker
Julie Henderson
Alyssa Miller
Kate Upton
Genevieve Morton
Jessica White
Anne V
Posted in:SI
2009
04
Mar
Here’s a video with some of the bottom feeding SI Models. I say that because I’ve never heard of them, so maybe they’re the next big fucking thing, and since I find this whole swimsuit model shit hot, I also find it fucking boring, so I didn’t really bother lookin’ at them because they all kinda look the same and that’s usually pretty amazing and for my entire life I’ve said that all the hottest famous sluts are bikini or lingerie models, unfortunately, this video doesn’t give much insight into them being more than just a set of tits, when asked what it’s like to live a day in the life of an SI Model, they just say awesome.
Awesome? Are you fucking kidding me? You get paid 10,000 dollars a day, or more, to sit in a fucking bikini where you are flown for a week, but only need to be shot for 4 days, and when you are working you just lay in the fucking sun and pose. You can pretend it’s hard, and that it’s a struggle, because you have to work when you are jet lagged or have a cold. Go fuck yourself, I guess you have that attitude because you’re hot and have never actually had to work in a normal fucking job and if you had, people would just let you suck at it because you were hot.
Either way, here’s some more on the models in the video…because I’ve never heard of them.
Melissa Haro
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Jessica Hart
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Damaris Lewis
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2009
10
Feb
I had no idea that it was that Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition time of year. Maybe it’s because I am not a jock or into sports and feel like the best place to find my masturbation material is on the internet searching “gaping teen prostitutes with two dicks in their asshole”, but I know a lot of guys get excited when already established bikini/lingerie models get into their bikinis and lingerie, have their nipples photoshopped out, all because it makes their subscription to this shit finally make sense and worth reading.
Sure SI adds a few athlete’s and athlete wives into the bikini mix, they do the whole body painted shit, and I’ve jerked off to the magazine before, but that was in 1988 to Elle Macpherson, when nipples and porn weren’t all that available to a good Catholic 18 year old boy like me, so SI needs to get with the program and start taking spread eagled vagina shots of these whores because we all know these model bitches will do it and still can’t believe how much they get paid to just stand there in a bikini and have there pictures taken, there waiting for the catch, because if it’s too good to be true it usually is, they’ve just never been asked.
So Bar Refaeli is the new cover girl….I guess Jews Really Are Taking Over the World….
Here’s the video….
BONUS – Here’s Some Brooklyn Decker Body Paint Pictures….
And the Video…
I am sure a lot more pictures and videos are going to hit. I have to decide whether to bother with another post or just keep feeding this one or maybe I’ll just link you to the source, that sounds a lot easier and they have a staff to make these things better quality than I can, so even if those pieces of shit aren’t paying me to link, I’m just gonna link them anyway. See how complicated my life is?
To See All the SI VIDEOS of the Models and Athletes and there are a fucking lot of them…Follow this link:
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To See All the SI Photos of the Models and Athletes and there are a fucking lot of them…Follow this Link….
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To See All The Girls Get Body Painted…Follow This Link…
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Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SI|Sports Illustrated|Swimsuit Edition