SEXY FELON…

She’s the kind of cellmate you’d probably want to get stuck in a cell with, even if she was the one doing the fucking, and you were the cell bitch riding bitch seat that you were destined to be…because she’s still hot all these years after retiring from being a model to have a bunch of kids…

The truth is that she didn’t actually go to jail, her mom too the fall for her tax evasion, because she felt that she was not living anywhere, so why pay taxes, only to use her family to launder said money into the system, getting her mom doing the time for her…she was probably paid fairly for it…

Now I don’t believe that Refaeli had sex with Leo Dicaprio when they were dating since he’s a homosexual, but it was a big stamp of approval at the time that got her paid, and allowed her to be marketable to other rich guys who were into Leo’s sloppy seconds, which is probably better than the sloppy seconds you get, you know cuz that homeless guy coming out of that massage parlor room you’re about to walk into, is not quite as fancy or trying to save the environment with flying private and owning massive carbon footprint homes around the world….

What I am tyring to say is that Bar Refaeli, despite her ugly pop art she probably paid too much, is looking very tight bodied in her bikini, and that’s important for all the old bitches out there who don’t look this good, what’s your fucking excuse…lazy.

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Bar Refaeli

Since it is the Jewish New Year, it is only logical to post up pictures of the most famous Jewish Model, at least of my era of models, because I can’t think of other Jewish models who are quite as famous as Bar Refaeli….

She’s Israel’s own party animal, tax evader, who threw her mom under the bus to avoid prison time for her tax evasion that stems from when she felt she was not a resident of Israel, but rather one of the world because she lived on Environmentalist Bullshit Artists Zero Emission private plane they travelled the world to all his 20,000 square foot houses that you know don’t run on electricity, but rather off the humidity in the air, on some future shit, because he couldnb’t be a hypocrite, he’s an actor….that Leo DiCaprio…

Anyway, she’s old, big, a mom…not the way we like our models, but she has had big tits, has been a beacon of hope for her people…that they too can skip their duty in the army to be a Victoria’s Secret model, if the tits are big enough to fit the bras they are selling!

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A few weeks ago, Bar Refaeli got a plea deal for her tax evasion. She didn’t pay tax on 7 million dollars of earnings because she said she was a woman of the world with no address, some weird accounting scam that I guess the Israeli IRS weren’t too into…considering Jewish people abroad ALWAYS give back to Israel.

So they settled with her, slapping her with a 1.5 million dollar fine, plus the taxes owing, and 9 months of billshit community service….while her mom-ager is going to serve a year and a half in jail for her, taking the fall man, but that’ll probably get scaled back assuming she’s old as shit…you know a slap on the wrist for the rich and famous!!

I guess this entitled cunt felt like she did good promo for Israel when she ditched serving in the army and ran to America to fuck Leo DiCaprio…obviously her mom, who is taking the fall for her, appreciates all the daughter’s tits have done for them….for the country…that she mooched off of because she’s rich and greedy…

So she posted this bikini pic, I guess the stress is off her, now that mom’s going to be getting shanked in a prison rape love triangle gone bad and not her. Party.

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Here is Bar Refaeli fighting the good fight by getting into a nude colored bathing suit to show off just how 10 years can destroy a woman….

From being good enough for Leo DiCaprio, to looking like you’re in line at Walmart getting the week’s groceries…and all it took was a couple of kids…and the whole aging process after what I am sure was a lot of cocaine during those model years…

I guess as a Jewish woman from Israel, who is only in Israel because of the Nazi occupation of her grand parent’s home countries, she’s doing her own BLACK LIVES MATTER protest right here….because her people faced genocide because of the way they were born or what they were born into…and what better way to protest than showcasing her mom body in a “don’t be distracted by instagram tits, just doing my part to get you to focus on the real issues, instead of being distracted by instagram tits”….and the whole thing is unfortunate on a few levels, mainly on the stomach-level….her stomach level…good thing this bathing suit doesn’t have a belt, it’d be hanging over it.

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Here she is looking like some dude that just got back from deployment taking his first dating app selfie, which is only Ironic because she didn’t join the IDF despite every citizen being forced to join the IDF, it is mandatory but she got an exemption thanks to dating Leo DiCaprio which was the same excuse she used for not paying Israel taxes on her model money before she married some rich dude in Israel and had babies with him.

I just googled it and she actually got EXEMPT from the IDF, because she married a family friend, as it is not mandatory for married women above 18 to join the military. She was even quoted as saying that she doesn’t regret not joining the army, because she’s a celebrity and had other needs, like get the fuck out of her ego.

So she’s not that great of an Israeli citizen, but she fucked Leo DiCaprio which is status….and she’s not that hot…at least not anymore…she’s an old mom….but she’s still a whore so there’s that…you know you can take a whore out of the brothel, but she’ll always be a whore….no matter how old, weathered or manly her face gets.

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