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Archive for the Barack Obama Category

2009

23

Jan

Barack Obama on Hot 97 Prank of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on here, but it involves Barack Obama calling into the Angie Martinez show and talking to some other punk, that Obama ends up hanging up on after having a little talk with him, dropping a couple rhymes and the whole things pretty fucking weird to me, I mean why would the president call into a hip hop radio show, I am sure he’s not allowed to do that, I guess it’s got something to do with what Jay Z’s been saying all along, the president is black….or it could just be a prank, I mean, the dude says he’s part of a comedy show, so I guess you can decide for yourself, since it’s not that complicated to figure out, even for an idiot like you.

Posted in:Barack Obama|Hot 97

2009

22

Jan

The Secret to the Success of the Obama Relationship of the Day

Now I can only assume that this is doctored because I can’t imagine this actually made it on the air, but scroll to the 1:55 mark. I don’t know where this Love Doctor’s been hanging out, but I assume it’s the Lohan/Ronson crack den. I like to keep my relationship alive by not hanging out with my wife and stealing money out of her purse to spend on getting drunk enough to touch young hot girls inappropriately then coming home and telling my wife how inadequate and disgusting she is, so that her self esteem becomes non existant, she gets fatter and has less confidence to leave me, and eventually dies when her heart explodes leaving me with her pension. It sounds a lot less romantic than it actually is.

This was sent in by Anorak , check them out….

Posted in:Barack Obama|Michelle Obama

2008

18

Apr

Hilary, Obama and John Edwards Do Late Night TV for Votes of the Day

I would question what kind of country I live in when the people who are running for office spend most of their time promoting themselves, fishing for as many votes as possible, by making appearances on late night TV shows trying to be funny and trying to connect to the people, because I guess even they think that Americans are just a bunch of idiots who sit in front of a computer or TV and who can only connect with people who make them laugh or who they consider celebrities because they see them on TV. The presidential candiates are on some “celebrity” shit and are dumbing themselves down to be the next Paris Hilton, with hopefully a better inter-racial sex tape for the democratic party to have something interesting to offer than this whole end the war bullshit.

I guess the answer is the kind of country with major poverty, a shitty economy, a huge percentage of uneducated people, a huge obesity problem and who bomb countries wrongfully like some kind of cowboy lookin’ for some Indians to shoot up with no care for consequence or remorse for killing millions of people and spending enough money that could have been spent to find the cure to cancer or HIV which they probably don’t want to do because disease makes money. The kind of country that made The Hills the number one rated show on TV, that made Kim Kardashian famous and the kind of country who would vote Kermit the Frog or Britney Spears into office if they were candidates because you like the way they sing and still wouldn’t be able to name the 50 states, bordering countries or even who they voted into office, because college is about flashing your tits at Spring Break parties in Cancun and not about learning….

I find this shit offensive. Obama Does Colbert Report

And John Edwards Does Colbert Report

Posted in:Barack Obama|Hilary Clinton|John Edwards

2007

24

Aug

I am – Ted Nugent is a Fucking Nut of the Day

I’m pretty much used to drunk fucking assholes, since I wake up to one passed out in our living room everyday, but that doesn’t mean my tolerance for them is any better.

I’ve seen Ted Nugent on the show Supergroup on MTV while at my friend’s houses. The first thing I do when I go to any of my friends houses (after raiding their fridge for anything edible of course) is turn on the TV. It’s one of those small things they tend to take for granted, like doors that lock and toilet paper.

He seemed like a washed up hack completely stuck on the fact that he had one big hit called Cat Scratch Fever and like the world of music owed his one hit wonder ass something. He seemed like an asshole, and this video proves it.

Here is he is on stage at a show, waving rifles around in the air, and calling Presidential Candidate Barack Obama a “piece of shit” and a “worthless bitch”, among other things.

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Marie-Eve Martinez

Posted in:Barack Obama|Ted Nugent|Unsorted