Wow. I have no idea why I just uploaded these pictures. They are not of Alessandra Ambrosio half naked, they aren’t of her having sex or giving a blowjob, they aren’t even of her giving birth to her kid, they are strictly her shopping in a pair of fucking jeans, and that means this post is a huge waste of time, even if checking out moms in tight jeans is one of my skills I write on my job application forms….when I am forced to apply to jobs I don’t want to get in order to stay on welfare….FOLLOW ME

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I wonder if the fact that the first three letters of Brazil, or Brasil if you’re pretentious and like to pretend you are intune with the locals and only refer to their shit the way they do, you know in some Portugues like the kind of motherfucker who calls Italy Italia, or China ??+??…..spell BRA….and all their women or men who look like women (Gisele) are bikini models…I am sure it has nothing to do with it being one of those countries filled will all kinds of different genetics, a melting pot that doesn’t allow for inbreds, a beach and great weather to keep a bitch fit….Funny how a bunch of girls from a country that has the the first three letters … FOLLOW ME

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As a fat man who doesn’t like doing much more than sitting. Who considers the increased heart rate from a bad hangover to be working out. Who gets out of breath in what must be an asthma attack, or just an fat attack when walking to the bathroom from the comfort of my seated position….I like to see bitches training, cuz bitches have a responsiblity to upkeep their sex appeal while dudes have a responsiblily to make a lot of money to fuck those bitches, while I have a responsibility to post the shit, cuz unfortuantely that’s not how it always works out and some of us dudes are broke and some of us dudes have fat pig wives who aren’t what we thought they’d be after marriage, who collectively got together with their girlfriends and said “after the first baby, we eat and fucking eat til we can’t eat anymore, cuz all these years we’ve deprived ourselves”….so it’s nice to fantasies about the ones who kept their end of the deal….whether a multi-million dollar modeling contract was involved in motivation her or not is irrelevant…

Send these pictures to your wife saying – “Look at these pictures, why isn’t this you, oh right, cuz she’s not eating a chocolate cake, and is actually working out, you fat pig, who lied to me…you fraud bitch….”

It is Valentines Day after all….

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Alessandra Ambrosio was modeling bathing suits for some reason I call a career based on modeling bathing suits…so this is no more shocking that seeing the fat bitch at Walmart rudely hand you change in her smock, or a stripper letting you grab her tits for 10 dollars a song, or a school bus driving molesting kids…it is what it fucking is and what it is is expected behavior….but it’s more fun to look at than the other fuckers…cuz this mom’s half naked….

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These pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio aren’t that hot…they aren’t that naked, or half naked, like they are supposed to be…I mean she is a bikini and lingerie model or at least that’s all we really cared about when it came to her modeling…I am not posting these for any reason other than because I think all new mothers should look at these, then look at themselves, then look at these, then look at themselves and realize they are doing something wrong….and husbands…look at these pictures, then look at your wife…then look at these pictures and realize how you failed at life…sure you can pretend you think your wife bounced back amazing…and you love her with all your heart cuz she is the foundation of your family and without her your pussy ass would be lost….but seriously dude, let’s not be crazy….your life sucks…

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I don’t know if a motherfucker pretending to be a model took a pic of his TV screen and uploaded it to his fake twitter account, or if this an actual insider’s behind the scenes shot of Alessandra Ambrosio’s ass.

I just know I watched part of the fashion show and I posted the 2010 Victoria’s Secret Show close to a month ago, so it was pretty much as expected….the same as every year….as boring as you can get with hottest pussy out there half naked….

They were pushing Candice Swanepoel hard. She’s clearly the next bitch in line to be the brand ambassador..probably cuz Lima looked thick in the uterus….her ass looked alright, but they barely showed much ass, it was all cleavage and didn’t get me hard….I figured my time is better spent SEXTING on my BBM….

Here is some “behind the scenes” bullshit of mommy Ambrosio’s ass and who really gives a fuck…I need more nudity and less edited for TV to make billions of dollars in lingerie sales for Christmas nonsense.

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I just posted pictures of Hilary Duff Sucking In Leather Pants , so I figured I’d take another stab at pictures of pussy in leather pants to get our fix for the day, since the last were so disappointing….

So here are some pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio showing us how leather pants lose their appeal when the paparazzi who takes the pictures doesn’t get into the photography process and get her to crawl around on all fours so we can see her ass and beaver in all it’s snug pant glory….

She’s a fucking bikini model and would probably have been more than happy to do something from behind and to show the world she still has a body cuz you gotta when that’s your line of work and you just had a kid….but instead these lazy immigrant motherfuckers just snapped her off with no real effort to make these as good as they could be….and I guess this is just further proof why the paparazzi get no respect…cuz they aren’t failed photography students trying to make a difference, but instead assholes from other countries with a camera trying to make a buck.

Boring…cuz these leather pants had so much potential and now all I have to work with is thinking about how hot, clammy, stinky, sweaty, drippy, amazing her ravaged mom pussy was after a night of dancing in these pants that don’t breathe….and I hate having to rely on fantasies…I am lazy and like shit in picture already set up for me…girl are more about pouring a hot bubble bath and lighting candles imagining “The Rock” inside them after a day of horseback riding…but dudes don’t have that kind of patience…we just need the fuckin’ content in our face and shoved down our throats…and this isn’t doin’ it.

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Alessandra Ambrosio is trying to get noticed….that bores me. I am not into these staged publcity stunts…that these attention hungry celebrities set up because they know the paparazzi are going to be there….I am more into the invasion of privacy shit that makes celebrities mad…or that exposes their genitals…it’s a little more authentic in a world that has nothing authentic about it…it’s all fucking robots doing robot shit to make lots of people lots of money….but at least when I think the celebrities are getting fucked over in some way or another…I can post this shit with pride….unfortunately…this is not one of those moments…

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