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2010

07

May

Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio and Crystal Renn in Bikinis for Glamour of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio and some other bitch I’ve never heard of in their bikinis, which is pretty much what they are supposed to be doing because they are bikini models…..

In an era where these bitches are conidered celebrities and constantly have paparazzi pictures of them taken when they are not in their bikinis, like when they are carrying their kid around grocery shopping, or when they are watching Mandy Moore’s ex-boyfriend who they married in hopes of being the next Mandy Moore play tennis, while not in their bikinis, it’s nice to see them back at their roots where they fucking belong….

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikinis|Brooklyn Decker|Crystal Renn|Glamour

2010

02

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Model Mom of the Day

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Even boring pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio are worth looking at because she’s an off duty model and despite being able to find hundred of half naked pictures of her, she’s good for masturbation fantasies to put in some daytime filler pictures, you know some ambient shit to set the mood, like a mother fucker who pretends she’s on her way to the store, before going to the beach and getting in her bikini, like some kind of build-up for the lonely man who doesn’t get to talk to the girls he sees on the street cuz he’s too scared, or because he’s too scared to leave his house….

For married men, her everyday pictures are good for printing up, and putting on your fridge for your wife to see how some girls deal with pregnancy, so that she can’t blame it on photoshop, and has to accept the fact that you’re onto her bullshit lie that baby weight is impossible to lose…

So anyway you dice it, this shit is good.

Here’s some pictures of her for Victoria’s Secret….to complete the fantasy….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Hot|Model Mom

2010

26

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Her Panties of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s got the right idea. She knows that we’ve all seen her half naked, so she might as well not bother trying to cover her fucking panties and I am a fan, mainly because she strategically hid her battered mom pussy that I’m sure hasn’t bounced back as well as her body did to the way it was before she had a baby…but also because I love seeing up a girls skirt…no matter what panties she wears or doesn’t wear or what condition her pussy was in….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Panties

2010

26

Mar

Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanpoel in Bikinis of the Day

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The pictures of these Victoria’s Secret models are floating around and so are my insides because I drank way too much lastnight, so I figured why not post the video, set to some jazz cuz keepin it jazzy is what life is all about and by jazzy I mean hot bitches in their bikinis and little shorts…

Here are the pics….

Alessandra Ambrosio was on some annyoing LA morning show….promoting Victoria’s Secret…if you care what a model has to say, but the good news is that the’s some models in bikini in a hot tub, a hot tub party which as Jersey Shore as it is, it is something I need in my life…

The Victoria’s Secret Machine is making their slave women promote the new Swim Catalog pretty fucking hard…they even had an event for the shit and here are some of the models and non-models who attended…if you care…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini|Candice Swanpoel|Miranda Kerr

2010

25

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Model who Isn’t Modeling of the Day

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I don’t like seeing models when they are fully clothed and not modeling…who gives a fuck about them living their everyday lives, spending the insane amounts of money that they made by just lookin’ good and standing around in exotic places half naked all day….

I do like seeing them in photoshoots, when their hair and make-up and photoshop is on their side but more importantly, they’re half naked….

Because I’ve been to a couple of bars over the years where I’ve been stuck next to models, what you don’t see in the pictures, is that they are really fucking tall and big, making me feel like the little bitch most of you probably think I am….

I’m more into girls I can at least fantasize about having sex with, you know the kind of girl I can visualize spinning around on my pathetic dick, not girls I’m scared may not make it through the bedroom door without ducking, but I’m definitely down with seeing them in picture….just not these kinds of pictures…but the pictures they make millions for…

So here’s Alessandra Ambrosio leaving a bar, being a bad mother, but maybe that’s just the Brazilian way….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Model

2010

08

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Pink Bikini of the Day

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I got in a fight with the paparazzi agency who owns these pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio hot in a Pink Bikini because I talk shit about celebrities, while they pay off celebrities to stage photoshoots they can pretend are candid pictures, because Hollywood is a fucking business. Just last week they paid Nicole Richie 25,000 dollars to stand in front of the Eiffel Tower with her baby, 25,000 dollars for a picture of Nicole Richie. Can you imagine being that desperate of a company that you have to do something like that to generate revenue…

Needless to say, the more celebs I ripped into, the more celebs got mad enough to complain, or maybe they didn’t compain at all, but the photoagency were just doing damage control before they accidentally landed on it, so I can’t post these amazing pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in her bikini, but lucky for you there are at least 100 sites doing what I do who have the rights to these pcitures and I will link them so you can go and check this shit out…..

So follow this link because seeing the amazing mom body that proves that mom’s aren’t all used up and disgusting that is Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini was too good to ignore….and remember not all mom’s have to be lazy fucking cunts…so forward this off to your baby mommas or your mother’s or girls you are dating with kids to prove their collective lie wrong.

Alessandra Ambrosio is Fucking Hot in a Pink Bikini
GO

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Pink Bikini

2010

02

Mar

Victoria’s Secret Models with Cutouts of the Day

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Look you’re not the only one with lifesize cutouts of Victoria’s Secret models. You’re just the only one who fucks those lifesize cutouts….

Here are a couple Victoria’s Secret models in some seriously ill-fitting pants that make me think they are substitute teachers from the 80s, or working a church fundraiser, or my friend’s mom who used to love Khakis no matter how fat she got…what a fucking disappointment only shaped liked Alessandra Ambrosio and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and not a middle aged short fat white trash woman with no taste who liked Tuna Casserole…..They really need to start dressing these bitches up like they do in photoshoots for all public events.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Rosie Huntington-Whitely|Sex Dolls|Victoria's Secret

2010

24

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Nipples and Ass in a Photoshoot of the Day

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These are some Alessandra Ambrosio pictures of her ass and tits. The photographer’s name is Jannis “The Anus” Tsipoulanis, but I’m thinking we need to start referring to him as the guy who has a much better life, more interesting friends, and a lot more custom jerk off material than our loser selves who can’t even convince our girlfriends to let us take pics of their nipples to put on the internet to show our friends that we really aren’t pathetic virgin losers. Seriously, how funny is it that this dude’s job is taking these pictures, while your job, if you have one is stocking shelves at the grocery store. It’s on some survival of the fittest shit that really makes life unfair, but the good news is that Jannis the Anus likes to share…so we can pretend we were their when this all went down.

Collectively, we suck at life and we should all that Jannis the Anus for proving that…..even though we didn’t really need proof. These could be old these or these could be new, I don’t really know because I don’t keep on top of Alessandra Ambrosio’s photoshoot schedules, despite how much of a loser it may seem like I am for having this site….but what difference does it really make…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Ass|Nipples|Photoshoot

2010

26

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hot Body in her Bikini Top of the Day

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It doesn’t really make any fucking sense to me that a woman who just had a kid looks like this. I know I’ve gone over this at least 10 times but life is repetitive and apparently so am I. I figure she really just couldn’t afford to let herself go after pregnany like all the other North American lazy mothers, because bitch sold her soul to the Victoria’s Secret devil and contractually she has to get back into fighting form, or they won’t release her family they’ve held captive all these years she’s been working to get them back, a risk she wasn’t willing to take because she was loose in the hips and let a dude cum in her and make her debate abortion versus her catholic upbringing.

We’re so use to our bitches getting sloppy and fat after pregnancy, that we’ve just pretty much accepted our fate, especially since we’re overtaken by depression of the fact that we’re now fathers, and our fun is over, so it is just amazing to see Ambrosio and gives us hope that our women take the same commitment after we show them these pictures and make sure she understands that we know she’s a fucking lazy slob making excuses and that bouncing back is possible and that the pact her and her other pregnant friends who gave up on being hot after 9 months of bitching and complaining made, is busted and has no validity…..making women hate this bitch and makes me love the bitch, even though I have no idea what condition her pussy is in, or how much plaster, papier mache and paste has been used to make it look like it is in one piece while wearing a bikini….

That said, here are the pics….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini Top|Hot

2010

25

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio Paddle Surfs in a Bikini of the Day

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Some people save up their money all year to get the chance to go on some really shitty, yet affordable All Inclusive resort. The kind of 2 star resort that has shittier conditions thatn Haiti. I’m talking run down, filled with racist trailer trash, with hepatitis ice cubes in the watered down drinks, only to get diarhea the first day of your trip and all your worldly possessions stolen the second day and a horrible sun burn the third day, setting you up for the worst fucking trip in history, but you won’t admit it because you saved all your money to go on this shit and there’s no way you’ll admit you had a bad time.

Other people get paid 5 times your yearly salary to do a photoshoot in the nice islands that don’t smell like AIDS, that also includes 5 star accommodations, gourmet meals and everything else that you could imagine on you dream vacation….because those people look like Alessandra Ambrosio and not like your wife or any of the trash that has let you put your dick in them. Life is unfair, get over it….

Here she is doing a little paddle surfing…..cuz she’s clearly a faggot….you know since paddle surfing was invented by faggots for faggots like Fubu but less black…even though the only people I knew who ever wore Fubu were white poor kids who got made when I’d tell them shit was made for black people…but you get what I mean….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini|Paddle Surf