Fashion is Softcore porn, if you read this site, which I doubt and don’t really get why I bother even captioning pics….then you’d know that I love models because they are skinny, have very little ambition, but get paid a fucking fortune to cock tease, sometimes showing pussy lip, often showing nipple, which sometimes is enough to get off to, if you’re bored or desensitized from porn and need to switch it up by channeling your inner 12 year old…

So here’s Ambrosio, in Vogue Brazil, in one picture that has some nipple definition, even though there’s no see through, it may be enough for you fans who didn’t write her off for being a disgusting mutated vagina thanks to childbirth mom…instead of being committed to her career and fans that took her out of the Brazilian middle class and into stardom…So rude and selfish of her….but she’s a woman…could you really expect anything more out of her?

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Ambrosio is in Hawaii and she’s rocking a PINK BIKINI …but I’m not allowed to post the pics….but I can link them…

I don’t know if it is diabetes, sleep apnea, a hangover, or just a mild stroke, but today has been filled with great stories, great jokes, great ideas, but I keep forgetting them and end up in a cold sweat…It’s fucked…but in all that confusion, cloudy vision, dizziness and frustration, I will say, braindead, half retarded, useless or not….Ambrosio isa hot bikini model and mom or not…unscathed vagina or not….perfect body or not….not 19 anymore or not…I still love seeing her do the whole bikini thing…even if Miranda Kerr was the bitch Victoria’s Secret chose to wear the billion dollar bra in their fashion show…

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Here’s some hard Alessandra Amrbosio, brazilian model and mom, going to some expensive restaurant with some ridiculous outfit, covering up her long legs, like she’s not paid to get HALF NAKED on the regular by some evil corporation who owns the rights to her and her body….because thats what happens when you sell your soul to the devil to leave your small catholic Brazilian poverty filled life….for the glamor of corporate American luxury….

These pictures would be more interesting on a beach, in a bikini, or in a catalog in a thong where she belongs…but as a bottom feeder I take what I can get…

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As much as I prefer a bitch naked, I still have love for a one-piece….not only does it cover the disgusting stretchmarks a bitch is packing from pregnancy, cuz no matter how skinny a bitch gets, that damage is hard to buff out, but also the over the shoulder design, makes the shit ride pussy hard…It’s far more camel toe friendly than it’s younger bathing suit cousin the bikini…even if the bitch is an adult and in the one-piece, the she is usually a mom or or grandma, or someone who’s camel toe you’d rather avoid cuz it’s got the same battle wounds the bitch is trying to cover up, unless you’re like me and always down for a good vagina package no matter how battered the fucking thing is….

Who cares, here are the pics, enjoy.

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Here is supermodel mom posing on a Vespa….Hanging out Bras…because she sold her soul to the corporation that owns Victoria’s Secret…and she has a lifetime contract with them…that if she doesn’t respect or follow…they will turn around and kill her family memebers…that’s all part of going from a third world village, not that brazil is third world, but for the sake of this big evil corporation that seduces us with half naked hot bitches conspiracy theory, it is, to the top of the model charts….and that’s all I have to say

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Unlike Lindsay Lohan with her house arrest bullshit, I’m allowed to leave my house, and I do sometimes, even though I don’t really have to or have the energy to, or really know what to do when I’m out there other than drink and stare at girls….which I guess is all I really need to do to have a full, exciting and satisfying life…and the good news is that every year girls’s shorts get shorter and tighter and hotter even if they bitch in them is dumpy and just overly comfortable with the fact that she’s dumpy thanks to parents over-praising her…so now when I leave my house…I can’t go without seeing some slut showing off shorts and that is a good thing and in person slut is better than in picture slut but no short tight short should go unnoticed….so here is some Alessandra Ambrosio in what may be the best shorts of the day….but I haven’t left the house yet..if you can even call this a house…so I can’t be too sure.

I don’t have the rights to the pics – but I do have this video of a chick named Alessandra Belly dancing…..

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