Bikini models in bikinis without getting paid is like getting a lap dance and having the stripper say it is on the house….you know sex with a pornstar for free….It’s the comped meal at your favorite restaurant…it’s the TV on the corner with a sign that says “TAKE ME”….it’s a reminder that the world isn’t all a greed filled, money obsessed place, and that some things in life are still free….without corporate ownership…even if she is owned by Victoria’s Secret…and they probably put her up to this….to see how the public responds now that she’s got 2 kids….you know a little market research…like when they give out sausage samples at costco….gettin’ full for free…even if I hate moms….I’m ok with them when they look like this.

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Part of me loves seeing hot models in workout gear showing off their bodies….even after having a kid…because models…unlike lying housewives from all walks of life don’t fuck around and bounce back from the hell that is child birth….while the other part of me stares at her remembering what was…you know before she decided to rape and pillage herself for the sake of a lifetime of fucking baggage…and that depresses me…what a waste.

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This Alessandra Ambrosio shoot is fucking boring….but I am posting it cuz she’s topless but more importantly cuz I have nothing else to do….

Sure this is barely fucking topless, and even calling it topless is some questionable shit. but when you’re a virgin loser, like you are, this is topless enough….where as I just get mad about it…and love things that make me mad…cuz being mad makes me feel alive…you see if a bitch says she’s gonna take off her shirt, when drinking or playing strip games, and does take off her shirt, but but pulls this shit, positioning herself likes she’s not topless, it generally makes me mad…that’s why I try to hang with whores.

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Alessandra Ambrosio was in a bikini…..which would probably be more exciting if she wasn’t a mom in her 30s who has peaked….sure she’s still a Victoria’s Secret model, but that doesn’t count for shit. They are a corrupt organization robbing the third world of their models and giving them the opportunity to have babies with billionaires they would otherwise never have met…..leading to the good life once all this model shit blows over…cuz there’s only a small window of opportunity….a window that is closing for this one but that doesn’t matter cuz she’s made it and can now crawl into her mansion and get fat…cuz she doesn’t need her looks anymore…but she hasn’t done that yet, cuz she still looks pretty good in a bikini, proving that all you fat moms are just a bunch of lazy cunts…

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Alessandra Ambrosio is living the beach life because she’s a millionaire bikini model who has been told how good she looks in a bikini via million dollar paychecks….leading to the confidence to take off her jean shorts that so many bitches have a hard time doing…especially after they’ve abused their body through marriage and baby making…but unfortunately for the rest of us, those are usually the bitches who do take off their shorts at the beach, because part of giving up on life is not giving a fuck what people think of their disgusing mom asses, something often confused with confidence or finally finding a place of secuirty in ones self, when it is really just one step away from suicide in self hating, and wanting the rest of the world to suffer with them…..it is never the hot assed 18 year olds who have great asses that’s why I called them hot assed….who jump into their bikini bottoms for volleyball…and that is a huge flaw in the way our world works…

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Alessandra Ambrosio has expelled the parasite from her vagina that was polluting her womb and ruining her image as a bitch we want to fuck….and named it Noah Phoenix…..so it is a celebration….not cuz I like moms….but cuz now she can get back to getting her million dollar body back….sure her pussy will never be the same but I have hope that her milk filled titties will be great in a few months when she gets her toned stomach back…I mean it really is all she’s gotta do in life…it is her single responsibility to make her fortunes….so I predict that unlike your lazy pig wife…it will happen…

Here are some of her nipple in some old photoshoot

Here are some pics of how and why she got pregnant the first time back in 2009

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Alessandra Ambrosio is in what I call a strategic nude….because you can’t see her vile damaged pussy from her first pregnancy….or nipples…or asshole…..

Even though my instinct is to think that the only strategic nude of a hot lingerie model would be one that doesn’t include a filled up uterus…..

You see cuz I’m not one of those freaks into ready to drop porn…and no man in his right mind things a pregnant woman is a beautiful thing…in anything the only reason guys knock up bitches is so they don’t leave them…and the only reason they say how pretty they are…so is so they don’t have to listen to them whine about how disgusting the pregnancy has made them…cuz they know the truth you lying fuck…we all know the truth….

Last week so posted these PREGNANT BIKINI PICS on facebook…today she posted these nudes….next week I’m hoping for the spreas asshole while she’s crowning shot….

We’re all allowed to have dreams asshole.

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So if a picture says 1000 words…..then this picture is saying CANDICE SWANEPOEL DOES HALF NAKED BETTER…. because Candice Swanepoel didn’t pollute her uterus with a fetus that ruins her appeal as a model like this bitch did…cuz this bitch is some catholic who doesn’t use birth control…or maybe she’s just made too much fucking money and figures it’s time for personal life instead of waiting til she’s 35 like a normal person. What a waste.

I don’t think I can ever find pregnant chicks hot…attractive or a beautiful thing.

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I don’t know who the fuck thought this was a good idea….This is the precise way I don’t want to see a super model…fully clothed….and pregnant…

Seriously, save that shit for the ready to drop fetishists, for the rest of us who want to jerk off to her bikini pics when she bounces back from her pregnancy and hops back into a bikini, her vagina a little more ruined, her body still fit cuz that’s her job, we can cancel out the pregnancies….but when she goes out and does shit like this….it scars us….it becomes etched into our brains….this hot model has baggage…damage…and shit can run great half naked pics….but I guess she’s lucky cuz she could pump out a dozen kids and her vagina could hang to her knees….all uterus exposed from the abuse….and we’d still be into her half naked pics….because guys are perverts and we like half nakedness….always…under all circumstances.

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So pregnant, polluted uterus all filled with fetus, bearing Alessandra Ambrosio, decided to shave her legs in public, while I decided to stare at pictures of her, trying to see up her skirt, in efforts to track the damage her first pregnancy left, but more importantly, give a gynecological exam to her new pregnancy, because I’m a pervert like that…and so are you….and because watching a bitch shave her legs for money in public, although fulfilling in many ways…reminding me of a girl I used to fuck who I would always make her shave her cunt in front of a room full of people cuz I liked sharing her coinslot pussy going bald with my friends to torment them with how much luckier I was than they were, is not as fun as watching her vagina and other lady parts….especially when she’s from Brazil, and like Miss Universe Canada, could be slipping a vagina that used to house testicles past us…..if you know what I mean….and if you don’t, you’re an idiot…but I’ll explain, Brazil where she is from, has the best lady-boys in the world. The kind who could easily fake a pregnancy….just ask Gisele….. Get with it….idiot….

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