Alessandra Ambrosio is a mom, an activity that I think ruins women on all fronts….cuz pregnancy has no glow…they just like to think that’s a glow…to make it a less disgusting experience….an experience that makes families, but rips apart perfectly good vagina…..

Seriously…I fear all things baby…..

But for some reason, a reason I call her awesoem body, I can see past that horrible torture she’s done to herself…kinda like eating out a hot girl you know has herpes, cuz it just doesn’t matter in the grand schemes of things…cuz she’s so hot….

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Alessandra Ambrosio is back home, or somewhere south enough that it is summer, and she’s taken to social media to show the world that she looks awesome in a bikini or bathing suit at all fucking times…because that’s her job and like a doctor…you can’t just turn that shit off when you’re on vacation….it’s ingrained in your fucking core….and you’re so good at the shit that even when a retard takes your pic with a fucking polaroid he found in his retard basement….she looks like she’s worth the 1000 dollars an hour her agency charges….in what some may think is insane since she doesn’t even have sex at that price…but that isn’t insane cuz the fashion world needs girls like Alessandra Ambrosio to make us fucking care about their underwear….either way…she needs me to write her love songs all day and all night…but instead…I just post smut cuz someone’s gotta do it…and that someone is me.

Here are some pics of her hot friends…..to remind us that going to Brazil looks like fun…

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Hey everybody…it is New Years Eve and I’ve been drinking for the last 1800 or more days…but today is more special than the last…cuz tonight…the world will be celebrating…and in Asia and Australia the world has already celebrated….and what better way to ring it in that to look at Alessandra Ambrosio’s body…or half her body…self shot like some kind of cam girl, attention seeking teen….bitch who doesn’t get paid a lot of money for this normally…you know looking for exposure…and praise…when bitch’s bank account does that for her every day…FUN…

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Mom body has probably never looked this good…here is my favorite Instagram girl who ignores the fuck out of my comments…and who may even censor my comments…like I don’t have feelings…and like my words don’t matter…even if they are praising just how lovely she is….but I don’t let it get me down, cuz girls have been ignoring me and pretending I don’t exist for the last 4 decades…and not only am I used to it…it makes masturbating to them more fun, passionate and angry….

She’s in a bikini, in St Barts, for Victoria’s Secret, cuz I guess they have a compound there, and I guess that’s what Victoria’s Secret models do, which I guess isn’t all that exicting, but it’s better than looking at fat mom’s at the coffee shop gossiping and talking about how their stitches from their birthing pussy haven’t dissolved yet…or about their love for the cakes they are eating…you know…typical mom shit isn’t this good…so I am glad mom Ambrosio in her bikini happened this past weekend….

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Alessandra Ambrosio is rolling around on the beach for Made in Brazil….a magazine and photoshoot that reminds me of the one thing I wish that was made in brazil…an Alessandra and Jesus Martinez creampie in a seedy hotel room…or her dripping off my face…or really…anything sexual with this lovely mom who has the body of someone who isn’t a mom…

That said, I dig brazil…and I dig brazilians, even the trannies are ok…and I am not just because of their Bum Bum contests…

Here are the Ambrosio pics…

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I find this 100,000,000 dollar bra the dumbest of marketing campaigns….but that is just because a bra worth millions of dollars is totally not practical…but more importantly…it tells all the middle class and lower income people who shop the Victoria’s Secret catalog that their husbands are fucking deadbeat losers and that they will never live the good life of the people who run the brand…or the overpaid models who are the face of the brand….like shit is some big reveal at their fashion show they are filming next week…and like shit is some honor to be named the bitch who wears it…when they whole thing just mocks all the idiots who are either impressed by this…or affected by this…or who go buy Victoria’s Secret cuz it is associated with this….bullshit…

But I wouldn’t mind stealing this shit of this Alessandra Ambrosio…with my mouth..only to sell it at the local pawn shop for enough money to get a rub and tug from the boner having her breasts in my mouth gave me…cuz I am also an idiot….who gets sucked into the fantasy of 2.5 million dollar bras and the models chosen to wear them.

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Alessandra Ambrosio is showing off her cleavage….in a dress instead of in a bikini or bra for Victoria’s Secret….and I figure I might as well post it…cuz I like Brazilian subtle implants on a small, lean, overpaid figure as much as the next guy, even if I have to accept the fact that she’s had kids and that her vagina has been ravaged, but I guess that’s what you sign up for when dealing with Catholic girls….especially when dealing with ones you’ve never met, won’t meet, and don’t really care to meet, but prefer just staring at their tits in pics when your mistress is at work and you’re waiting for her to come hom to give you a blowjob…

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Bikini models in bikinis without getting paid is like getting a lap dance and having the stripper say it is on the house….you know sex with a pornstar for free….It’s the comped meal at your favorite restaurant…it’s the TV on the corner with a sign that says “TAKE ME”….it’s a reminder that the world isn’t all a greed filled, money obsessed place, and that some things in life are still free….without corporate ownership…even if she is owned by Victoria’s Secret…and they probably put her up to this….to see how the public responds now that she’s got 2 kids….you know a little market research…like when they give out sausage samples at costco….gettin’ full for free…even if I hate moms….I’m ok with them when they look like this.

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Part of me loves seeing hot models in workout gear showing off their bodies….even after having a kid…because models…unlike lying housewives from all walks of life don’t fuck around and bounce back from the hell that is child birth….while the other part of me stares at her remembering what was…you know before she decided to rape and pillage herself for the sake of a lifetime of fucking baggage…and that depresses me…what a waste.

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