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2011

09

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Is Tonight Night and I wasn’t Invited of the Day

After all the posts I’ve done on these Victoria’s Secret bitches, over the last 7 years or running the site, giving them press, even though I know these half naked bitches are marketing campaigns to them, far more interactive than the ad above the urinal at the bar, because they are living, breathing, hot bitches who are half naked…..

You’d think I’d get a fucking invite to their bullshit fashion show, to give you exclusives, to hang out back stage, to masturbate on their outfits while sniffing the sweaty panties, to attempting to lure one of the models into marriage…

But instead I get nothing….but at I can steal shit off twitter….so here’s some back stage footage, not naked enough, but enough to remind you that you’ll be watching that hour of primetime shopping channel on network television no one cares to notice is strictly commercial, cuz there are half naked bitches there distracting…Making me one of the only dudes who hates the shit, I find it cheesy and boring, repetitive and not inspiring and half naked bitches or not it is not nearly perverted enough for me, it is just bullshit marketing scam that middle america buys into…cuz it’s better than watching Everybody Loves Raymond re-runs.

Here’s Doutzen and Ambrosio being puppets for lots of money…not nearly half naked enough and I’m sure I’ll have the actual pics of the event tomorrow. So Ya’ll come Back Now…

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2011

13

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Surfing of the Day

Ambrosio is in Hawaii and she’s rocking a PINK BIKINI …but I’m not allowed to post the pics….but I can link them…

I don’t know if it is diabetes, sleep apnea, a hangover, or just a mild stroke, but today has been filled with great stories, great jokes, great ideas, but I keep forgetting them and end up in a cold sweat…It’s fucked…but in all that confusion, cloudy vision, dizziness and frustration, I will say, braindead, half retarded, useless or not….Ambrosio isa hot bikini model and mom or not…unscathed vagina or not….perfect body or not….not 19 anymore or not…I still love seeing her do the whole bikini thing…even if Miranda Kerr was the bitch Victoria’s Secret chose to wear the billion dollar bra in their fashion show…


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2011

29

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Long Legs of the Day

Here’s some hard Alessandra Amrbosio, brazilian model and mom, going to some expensive restaurant with some ridiculous outfit, covering up her long legs, like she’s not paid to get HALF NAKED on the regular by some evil corporation who owns the rights to her and her body….because thats what happens when you sell your soul to the devil to leave your small catholic Brazilian poverty filled life….for the glamor of corporate American luxury….

These pictures would be more interesting on a beach, in a bikini, or in a catalog in a thong where she belongs…but as a bottom feeder I take what I can get…

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2011

15

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio in a One Piece of the Day

As much as I prefer a bitch naked, I still have love for a one-piece….not only does it cover the disgusting stretchmarks a bitch is packing from pregnancy, cuz no matter how skinny a bitch gets, that damage is hard to buff out, but also the over the shoulder design, makes the shit ride pussy hard…It’s far more camel toe friendly than it’s younger bathing suit cousin the bikini…even if the bitch is an adult and in the one-piece, the she is usually a mom or or grandma, or someone who’s camel toe you’d rather avoid cuz it’s got the same battle wounds the bitch is trying to cover up, unless you’re like me and always down for a good vagina package no matter how battered the fucking thing is….

Who cares, here are the pics, enjoy.

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2011

03

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio on a Scooter and with a Bra of the Day

Here is supermodel mom posing on a Vespa….Hanging out Bras…because she sold her soul to the corporation that owns Victoria’s Secret…and she has a lifetime contract with them…that if she doesn’t respect or follow…they will turn around and kill her family memebers…that’s all part of going from a third world village, not that brazil is third world, but for the sake of this big evil corporation that seduces us with half naked hot bitches conspiracy theory, it is, to the top of the model charts….and that’s all I have to say

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2011

26

May

Alessandra Ambrosio in Small Shorts of the Day

Unlike Lindsay Lohan with her house arrest bullshit, I’m allowed to leave my house, and I do sometimes, even though I don’t really have to or have the energy to, or really know what to do when I’m out there other than drink and stare at girls….which I guess is all I really need to do to have a full, exciting and satisfying life…and the good news is that every year girls’s shorts get shorter and tighter and hotter even if they bitch in them is dumpy and just overly comfortable with the fact that she’s dumpy thanks to parents over-praising her…so now when I leave my house…I can’t go without seeing some slut showing off shorts and that is a good thing and in person slut is better than in picture slut but no short tight short should go unnoticed….so here is some Alessandra Ambrosio in what may be the best shorts of the day….but I haven’t left the house yet..if you can even call this a house…so I can’t be too sure.

I don’t have the rights to the pics – but I do have this video of a chick named Alessandra Belly dancing…..


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2011

28

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bathing Suit Cuz That’s What She Do of the Day

I don’t know when these Ambrosio pictures were taken. I don’t even know if I’ve already posted them or not, they all look the fucking same. I have a feeling they spent a month on a beach with her, took 10,000 shots, and release them 6 at a time, because she’s like groundhog day, only in a good way, not a Bill Murray acne scar kind of way, cuz bitches who are professional bikini and bathing suits wearers, always make bikini and bathing suit wearing good to look at, but then again, that’s not really a hard fucking task, as I’d look at anyone in a bikini, even you. Gaylord.

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2011

18

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is a mom model and here are some pictures of a photoshoot she did for Victoria’s Secret….That’s all I got.

Here’s another photoshoot of hers….Not sure what it’s for…but it’s better than the other one so I’m posting it…

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2011

04

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Mom Ass in Demin of the Day

Wow. I have no idea why I just uploaded these pictures. They are not of Alessandra Ambrosio half naked, they aren’t of her having sex or giving a blowjob, they aren’t even of her giving birth to her kid, they are strictly her shopping in a pair of fucking jeans, and that means this post is a huge waste of time, even if checking out moms in tight jeans is one of my skills I write on my job application forms….when I am forced to apply to jobs I don’t want to get in order to stay on welfare….FOLLOW ME

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2011

31

Mar

Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel in their Bikinis of the Day

Here are three bikini models in their bikinis…I don’t think I really have to say anymore cuz this is bikini models in bikinis….not much thought is supposed to go into staring at this shit…it is supposed to tap into our primal instincts and make girls hate themselves…and make guys hate their baby momma’s cuz they didn’t bounce back as proper as two of these three bitches did…the same two bitches who make Candice Swanepoel look even hotter than she is…knowking that she’s the only one who hasn’t been ravaged by baby tearing out her insides. FOLLOW ME


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2011

24

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio for GQ Brasil of the Day

I wonder if the fact that the first three letters of Brazil, or Brasil if you’re pretentious and like to pretend you are intune with the locals and only refer to their shit the way they do, you know in some Portugues like the kind of motherfucker who calls Italy Italia, or China ??+??…..spell BRA….and all their women or men who look like women (Gisele) are bikini models…I am sure it has nothing to do with it being one of those countries filled will all kinds of different genetics, a melting pot that doesn’t allow for inbreds, a beach and great weather to keep a bitch fit….Funny how a bunch of girls from a country that has the the first three letters … FOLLOW ME

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2011

10

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio does Pilates of the Day

As a fat man who doesn’t like doing much more than sitting. Who considers the increased heart rate from a bad hangover to be working out. Who gets out of breath in what must be an asthma attack, or just an fat attack when walking to the bathroom from the comfort of my seated position….I like to see bitches training, cuz bitches have a responsiblity to upkeep their sex appeal while dudes have a responsiblily to make a lot of money to fuck those bitches, while I have a responsibility to post the shit, cuz unfortuantely that’s not how it always works out and some of us dudes are broke and some of us dudes have fat pig wives who aren’t what we thought they’d be after marriage, who collectively got together with their girlfriends and said “after the first baby, we eat and fucking eat til we can’t eat anymore, cuz all these years we’ve deprived ourselves”….so it’s nice to fantasies about the ones who kept their end of the deal….whether a multi-million dollar modeling contract was involved in motivation her or not is irrelevant…

Send these pictures to your wife saying – “Look at these pictures, why isn’t this you, oh right, cuz she’s not eating a chocolate cake, and is actually working out, you fat pig, who lied to me…you fraud bitch….”

It is Valentines Day after all….

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2011

01

Feb

Gisele and Alessandra Keep it Brazilian fo Sao Paulo Fashion Week Catwalk of the Day

Gisele and Alessandra took their mom asses to the runway of their home country recently for Fashion Week…It wasn’t as eventful union like I’d hope for from some bitches robbed of their homes to perform for the world as panty models…against their will…in exchange for millions of dollars…that if they didn’t perform or agree to…their family would be killed…cuz that’s how Victoria’s Secret does shit….but the Victoria’s Secret cult may just be in my head…as may the dick I am convinced Gisele is tucking…..

It could been better, it always can, but here’s Gisele

And here’s Alessandra Ambrosio

Being the good Brazilians they are…

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2011

27

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bathing Suit for Koton Beachwear of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio was modeling bathing suits for some reason I call a career based on modeling bathing suits…so this is no more shocking that seeing the fat bitch at Walmart rudely hand you change in her smock, or a stripper letting you grab her tits for 10 dollars a song, or a school bus driving molesting kids…it is what it fucking is and what it is is expected behavior….but it’s more fun to look at than the other fuckers…cuz this mom’s half naked….

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2011

18

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

These pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio aren’t that hot…they aren’t that naked, or half naked, like they are supposed to be…I mean she is a bikini and lingerie model or at least that’s all we really cared about when it came to her modeling…I am not posting these for any reason other than because I think all new mothers should look at these, then look at themselves, then look at these, then look at themselves and realize they are doing something wrong….and husbands…look at these pictures, then look at your wife…then look at these pictures and realize how you failed at life…sure you can pretend you think your wife bounced back amazing…and you love her with all your heart cuz she is the foundation of your family and without her your pussy ass would be lost….but seriously dude, let’s not be crazy….your life sucks…

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