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2019

31

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini

Alessandra Ambrosio is dressed up as her younger self this Halloween, you know, because being a 40 year old bikini and lingerie promo model for an evil made in China mall Brand is one of the scariest concepts out there to perverts who like their bikini and lingerie promo models to be young…but I guess on Halloween anything goes…

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2019

22

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Vagina on the Beach of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Vagina Beach

Alessandra Ambrosio is on the beach for the paparazzi she hired as part of a stay relevant as an underwear promo model into your 40s cuz you love it so much and it is all you know. The brazilian slut version of a sports hero who is scared to retire….not that she’s a hero…I think she’s consistently been pretty average as a model her 20 year career….

As it turns out, while out doing the whole trying to get attention on the beach, sexualizing herself for the tabloids if you will, her pussy lip slipped out of her shorts…

This could be from numbness caused by use, or lack of sizing it properly caused by having kids and not knowing you have mangled lip that hangs out of you, or maybe it’s just aging, cuz these girls BOTOX their faces, and hands, and necks…but don’t bother with the pussy…so while all of her is better than most 40 year olds…her pussy is looks older than her actual age due to use….or maybe this was intentional to make the most out of the paparazzi…while showing pussy has conistently done well for her…either way…it’s here/there/everywhere….

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2019

17

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio may be old, but modern science makes her 68% immune to that whole aging thing. Sure she will eventually end up looking like a muppet at some underfunded daycare, but as long as she stays skinny, fit, and half naked, we can handle that. Even as her ass starts to melt into itself, the cheeks slowly being sucked back into her, desite being an ass that likely has had ass injections, because all asses, especially menopausal asses have injections when they are trying to stay hot, marketable, and good enough to sell bikinis to random fans that should try to move onto the next model in line, the new blood….not the old athlete coming out to throw one last pitch desite all his injuries….cuz we all know how that soon to be retired cop ends up in all 90s cop movies….not good….but you are scared of change….so here it is…and when you look at them remember Carl Winslow Didn’t Die for This…

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2019

09

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Topless of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is just one of the many 40 year old women in all of our lives who have taken to instagram to show off their fitness old lady bodies, or plastic surgery faces, in efforts to compete with the young girls at their own game….or whatever…

I don’t love old ladies and their mom pussies as a concept, but I will say that 40 year olds today, thanks to fitness and diet information, coupled with the pressure of having a public profile on social media, has made the traditional mom aged woman more worthy of a fuck…

Sure she’s sloppier, looser skinned, even when at her best…and a 20 year old girl’s body will always destroy her…but I remember growing up in the 70s and only one of the moms being hot…she’d show up in Leather Cat Suits, because it turned out that she was a stripper, but still only one mom back in the 70s was worth noticing, nowadays at least 80 percent of moms at the elementary school are worth a fuck. I see them picking up the kids…I know…so I guess as social media kills lives, causes anxiety and depression, and suicide because it is a lonely place to be….it’s making women who otherwise would give up and tap out on this being hot thing…keep delivering the good and as far as I’m concerned…that is a win…and so important…cuz fat ladies are gross.

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2019

18

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Getting Wet and Naked Rub Down of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Wet

Alessandra Ambrosio bores me, but luckily everyone who visits this site is an old fuck dot com, young people don’t read blogs, so as we all age together, it’s nice to look onto the girls who were young ot things when all this blogging shit happened 15 years ago and see how they ended up…you know to point and laugh at how old and disgusting they are…even when they make the 40 year old women in our lives look like real fucking shit, they still are a fraction of what they were at 20….NOT TO MENTION…while I MENTION it….this is the internet, why the fuck should we waste time on an old timer when we’re old and surrounded by old, when we can jerk off to the younger new pussy the way the internet intended when it was created as a masturbation station for one and all…

RIGHT.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Wet



Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Wet

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2019

14

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio Wet Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Wet Bikini

Alessandra Ambrosio how fucking old is she?

She’s really out there still doing this?

She must be 40 on paper, but officially 45 since all models lie about their age, they are self involved narcissistic cunts who try to stretch their careers like that.

You’d think she’d find a way to distance herself from this…start a fucking coffee shop or Brazilian meat restaurant….but continuing the half nakedness, that’s straight up just some bitch who doesn’t want to face reality, deal with aging, admit she’s aged, continuing to jump in through the hoop…

There’s something really desperate and lame when old ladies do slutty things, like grow the fuck up and leave it for the less tainted bitches who don’t have two kids.

Doesn’t she have a team of advisors so that she doesn’t need to be doing this?

I mean she’s rich and doesn’t need to be doing this.

Yet she is doing it…


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2019

20

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini

Alessandra Ambrosio Forever….because this should be a memorial post for her fans…in a she may not be dead, but she’s dead as a bikini model, so look at her in her glory days, or in an era before she was 40 fucking years old and in a bikini…because she’s moved onto greater things…a tribute if you will..

But instead, it’s more a never give up, stick to the dreams, you don’t have a plan be, you just have this going for you and people seem to still care so keep it up…half naked bikini model…in her lingerie doing lingerie and bikini shit…cuz it’s all she knows, feels good at, feels confident in…

So this mom, old as fuck mom, still looking good thanks to the aging process being reinvented with cosmetic injections and fitness….is still doing what she’s always done…scared to move on…in some geriatric underwear modeling…on some Liz Hurley shit…cuz when a ho is a ho she stays a ho forever…

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Here she is playing beach vollyball the other day…IN A BIKINI….

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2019

12

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio got her tits out for fashion again in some fetish overalls that would be good to piss on….or cum on…or shit on…easy to wipe off I guess…another example of fashion ripping off queer fetishes and turning it into overpaid nonsense…I have known latex fetish weirdos…and they are weirdos.

I don’t think Ambrosio is into that shit, she’s more about being 40 and still pulling out her tits…that’s her fetish…

Look at how BOLT on the tits look…but at 40…how could they not be bolt on…otherwise they’d just hang to her fucking belly button….

This post is brought to you by all her face injections…gotta stay young no matter what it takes.

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2018

04

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

alessandra ambrosio ass drips water in her bikini on a beach in brazil

Alessandra Ambrosio must still really drive sales for Victoria’s Secret, because otherwise I’m sure they would have canned her on her 40th birthday, because as we know, being a 40 year old bikini and lingerie model can be viewed as either really impressive, like “wow, that girl can pull off bikini and lingerie at 40, that’s insanity, she must have a really good face injector plastic surgeon, workout regimen, access to biohacking medicine, cuz that’s not normal, let’s celebrate her”……GIVE THIS GIRL A BOOK DEAL…

Or as “damn bitch, you’re 40, put your damn robe on and focus on being a mom to your 15 year old, we get it your fit, skinny, whatever, but it’s weird to want to be bikini clickbait”…except that the brand pays her millions upon million a year…so it all makes sense and as long as she’s not fat in her quest to get half naked…I’ll still stare…and really even if she got fat I’d still stare…

If anything I want to showcase her to make all the other 40 year olds aging like shit realizing that they are fucking pathetic failures, lazy as fuck slobs, who don’t have what it takes to deserve being fucked….since most moms pretend the pregancy made them fat…when really they made themselves fat and liked it so stayed that way…

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2017

10

Nov

Is That Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hard Face of the Day

Is That Alessandra Ambrosio's Hard Face

The Victoria’s Secret fashion show is going to be in 12 days, so all these bitches are getting as fit as they can, starving themselves, looking as good as they can, even though some of them are 100 fucking years old….but clearly they sell product, otherwise they would be taken to pasture as they should be…because look at that face…

I guess the Victoria’s Secret fashion show is pushing to get all the media coverage when the event is live, because they are idiots and only push it to TV weeks later, a fail since no one has cable and isn’t tuning into Cable to watch this shit, when it all hits the internet the next day….so get those black friday sales…tactical use of half naked women to give us perverts all the boners…

This informercial shit is crazy in these crazy times..check out the hard face….of the marketing promo girl…she’s not that great…

Here she is in a White Bikini…looking tight bodied…freak of nature shit…that you gotta love

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