Based on logic…Alessandra Ambrosio has too many kids to be in a bikini…but science, or more importantly commerce has made it okay for her to strip the fuck down, because she’s got million dollar contracts to be in a bikini, and despite her catholic, can’t use birth control logic, won’t let that stop her or retire her or throw her on the back burner..but what fascinates me in all this is why they still use the over 30 models, is the market who cares or buys these products against a new generation of girls because young girls make them feel old, and are not relatable, alienating them from buying their product, even though these kinds of woman are hot that even girls younger than them can’t really relate to them when they see them in ads…or did Victoria’s Secret get a long term discount, like a cellphone company when buying these women from their Brazilian pimps, you know take her for 20 years, for 1,000,000, 10 years, 900,000, 5 year, 500,000, hustle…

Not that this has anything to do with the economics or marketing budgets of Victoria’s Secret, this is editorial, but I guess when you’re only real job has been Victoria’s Secret…everything she does goes back to that…who cares.

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a mom of two, who is born tall and freakishly skinny, and who has a million dollar contract with an evil corporate brand, that is enough money for a modest Brazilian to make sure she maintains her fitness levels, even if it requires starvation, because it pays so fucking well to not be fat…even when she’s probably too old to still be a lingerie model, the public like her, they are comfortable with her, and figure if she’s not spilling out of her thong from every angle thanks to saggy old lady mom ass and saggy old lady mom pussy…keep her working…and here is her skinny little mom ass…that’s hardly even there…in a pair of leggings…confusing me…because Brazilians have big scale booty contests…and this is the era of the ass…and she’s a mom…it’s like there’s nothing here…when there’s supposed to be so much here…and I guess that’s tragic…unless you like millionaire skinny mom ass…then it’s a win…something for everyone or some shit…

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It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Alessandra Ambrosio in Vogue Brazil..dressed half naked with her nipples photoshopped out because either she’s a Barbie Doll created in a lap, or one of her lecherous, parasitic children chewed it off while robbing her of her sex appeal…even if she still looks good, you know that vagina has seen better years and is forever destroyed….

Happy New Year!

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The real miracle on Boxing day that is Alessandra Ambrosio, is the fact that she has two kids and still manages to look this good…I like to call her fitness program million dollar modeling contracts she wouldn’t let little lecherous parasite children get in the way of…just because she wanted to have kids early on because she’s brazilian and they don’t do abortions..but I wouldn’t say she’s come out of these pregnancies unscathed, I’m sure her vagina has taken serious abuse, and according to this Vogue Brazil feature for January…it looks like her nipples did to…possibly chewed right off breast feeding…or maybe she never had nipples to begin with…or maybe…just maybe…the fashion magazine felt that nipples were too pornographic to show off a bathing suit…like they were Victoria’s Secret so they played got and erased the shit, leaving her a barbie doll of a woman…and like all Barbie dolls…I’d totally put my ass while I jerk off…

Merry Christmas to all…and to all a good night…even though christmas was yesterday…I’m slow…it happens…

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Here’s a little Alessandra Ambrosio, who is actually pretty big, as all these models are, being used to celebrate Christmas…for THE LOVE MAGAZINE Advent Calendar I’ve Been Promoting for Years , not because everyday is Christmas, or because she’s a Christmas miracle, but because any press is good press, especially for Love Magazine who are owning this Christmas season with their silly videos, like this one that is not very exciting, not that I would know if it was exciting, I didn’t actually watch it, because I have better things to do with my time, like uploading it to the internet for you to watch instead because old mom models who worked for an evil billion dollar brand dancing around for Christmas not dressed for Christmas..is your fetish…not mine.

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A photo posted by alessandraambrosio (@alessandraambrosio) on Dec 12, 2014 at 12:45pm PST

Alessandra Ambrosio posted a picture of her tits that I assume are small implants, not because she’s a brazilian and therefore a man, but because she’s a model and models usually have small implants to fill their bikinis better..

She’s pushing 40, has been modelling forever, and I find her boring…but not as boring as Gisele…who probably is a Brazilian tranny, but I only say that because a pro football player is married to her, and well after all those lockerroom showers, and team initiations…you know..being a wide receiver has a couple meanings…especially when you’re a quarterback…right…

A photo posted by Gisele Bündchen (@giseleofficial) on Dec 12, 2014 at 2:52pm PST

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