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2013

20

Feb

Cameron Diaz is Intense and Half Naked for Interview Russia’s Cover of the Day

Cameron Diaz despite being old and menopausal….probably dry between the thighs….in need of anal with no lube just to feel anything….after all those years of sex with random men….being a celebrity in high demand….but I still think she’s lovely…because she made a decision to focus on career and not reproduce…that at 50….she still looks awesome….on the cover of magazinzes…popping out of leather skirts….like a sausage trying to bust through it’s casing….I am a fan…but maybe that’s just cuz I remember the legs that once were….and still are…just the skin on them is a little less elastic….as it hangs off her into her golden years….

I’m eager to see the rest of this shoot….

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2012

10

Oct

Cameron Diaz for Esquire by Terry Richardson Revisited of the Day

I already posted most of these pics of CAMERON DIAZ FOR ESQUIRE HALF NAKED IN FETISH GEAR because I am amazing at the internet…

But I figured I’d post the versions of the pics that the photographer of the shoot put up on his own site TERRYSDIARY ….cuz I guess these ones are his famous….but more importanly cuz I like revisiting shit that confuses me, as much as it turns me on, cuz she looks awesome….even though I know she’s not all that awesome for the most part….but she made the right choices…like not making babies….and possibly getting little implants….

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2012

03

Oct

Cameron Diaz is Still Hot as she Holds on for Esquire of the Day

As much as I find this photoshoot great…I can’t help but think Cameron Diaz is too old for this..but then again…when a bitch doesn’t have kids…even if I am sure she might as well have had kids based on all the things she has put in her vagina…her old ass can look ok…even if it is about to rock menopause…..and even if it’s seen better days…and even if it is on its last legs…it’s got a few more rounds left in it….

Lookin’ good sweetheart….

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2012

27

Sep

Cameron Diaz Pantsless in a Photoshoot of the Day


No idea what this photoshoot is for….apprently it is by some photographer named Davis Factor…and was shot in 2012….back when Cameron Diaz was an old botox hag of a woman…who still has awesome fucking legs and is probably a lot of fun to hang around…now that she’s menopausal and unable to get pregnant….even though you may be skeptical of what condition her pussy is in…as these Hollywood girls fuck a lot of cock….and that’s usually a turn off to most dudes…but works for me since I fuck hookers and sometimes they are lubricated with another man’s semen and for some reason, a reason I call discount budget sex, that works for me.

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2012

30

Apr

Cameron Diaz Hot and Almost Naked in Haper’s Bazaar of the Day

I still like Cameron Diaz despite her being in her 40s….which is rare for me…but she took initiative to halt the aging process by simply not having kids that run her physically by robbing her of her energy and raping her belly and more importantly her pussy….allowing her to age gracefully while keeping her long amazing legs where they need to be, and who knows how long her womb will remain empty, menopause is around the corner and all bitches feel the need to fill that shit while they can, but as of today and the time this pics were taken – she was a wholesome, fit, spinster who has probably seen more cock than a team of urologists, but that just makes me think she probably gives good head….which is better than being able to clean up after your annoying kids.

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2012

20

Apr

Cameron Diaz Legs for Instyle of the Day

Cameron Diaz may be old….but unlike a war veteran or accident victim…she’s still got both her legs…legs that are long and toned and nicely maintained because she hasn’t gone out and destroyed herself with baby making despite her biological clock screaming “FILL MY FUCKING UTERUS UP IT IS MY ONLY POINT IN LIFE AND THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY IS FUCKING CLOSING YOU SELF INVOLVED CUNT – YOU HAVE MILLIONS – SCREW YOUR VANITY – SETTLE DOWN – LET IT GO – MAKE BABIES”……and I respect the strength it takes a woman to say “cum in my other pussy, it’s an asshole”…..instead of following instinct…cuz it allows their bodies to remain tight….and their baggage light….all this to say…this is my kind of woman…

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2012

27

Feb

Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez Awkward Oscar Ass Moment of the Day

A much as I hate the Oscars and think they are a waste of fucking time…uneventful…boring and most importantly totally irrelevant…because movies being made at 100 million dollars….generating billions of dollars…paying shitty actors who aren’t even that hot millions….and fucking with the internet by lobbying for laws that lead to pirates being arrested like a gang of greedy self involved cunts….

I did see 5 minutes of the shit when I was changing porn DVDs and I think it was at the highligth of the night….but wouldn’t know since it was all I saw of the masturbatory shoved down our throat awarding themselves like they fucking need awards…when there are starving kids in Africa Bullshit….and real life issues at hand….waste of fucking time motherfuckers….

Either way…this Cameron Diaz Jennifer Lopez ass show made no fucking sense…but I still experienced and now so can you….

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2012

23

Jan

Cameron Diaz Picture of the Day

I don’t know why I bothered with this picture of Cameron Diaz hard old face, busting out of her shirt in what may be a push up bra, or may be a breast implant, but I figure since I took the time to download it, I might as well upload it….I have a feeling it’s got something to do with all the huge fucking tits I’ve seen all week on hard faced women…and I need something a little more humble, wholeseome, but equally slutty, with what is probably a far dirtier vagina….that’s got to be it….

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2012

04

Jan

Cameron Diaz is Hot and Boxy in a Bikini of the Day

Cameron Diaz….recently strong woman nearing menopause who has never had a baby to completion was in a bikini…she’s a little older, boxier, less hip to waist ratio than she once was…but she’s showing off her little implants, what’s left of her gender bending with A-Rod…and I still find her hot…despite everything logical my brain is telling me to think…and I blame alochol withdrawal and an addiction to half naked women coupled with no standards…especially when I know the only chance I have getting up inside her is through kidnapping and that’s not really my hustle…because I don’t believe in hustles…I believe in naps….and apparently I also believe in round middle age ass…


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