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2012

30

Apr

Cameron Diaz Hot and Almost Naked in Haper’s Bazaar of the Day

I still like Cameron Diaz despite her being in her 40s….which is rare for me…but she took initiative to halt the aging process by simply not having kids that run her physically by robbing her of her energy and raping her belly and more importantly her pussy….allowing her to age gracefully while keeping her long amazing legs where they need to be, and who knows how long her womb will remain empty, menopause is around the corner and all bitches feel the need to fill that shit while they can, but as of today and the time this pics were taken – she was a wholesome, fit, spinster who has probably seen more cock than a team of urologists, but that just makes me think she probably gives good head….which is better than being able to clean up after your annoying kids.

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2012

20

Apr

Cameron Diaz Legs for Instyle of the Day

Cameron Diaz may be old….but unlike a war veteran or accident victim…she’s still got both her legs…legs that are long and toned and nicely maintained because she hasn’t gone out and destroyed herself with baby making despite her biological clock screaming “FILL MY FUCKING UTERUS UP IT IS MY ONLY POINT IN LIFE AND THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY IS FUCKING CLOSING YOU SELF INVOLVED CUNT – YOU HAVE MILLIONS – SCREW YOUR VANITY – SETTLE DOWN – LET IT GO – MAKE BABIES”……and I respect the strength it takes a woman to say “cum in my other pussy, it’s an asshole”…..instead of following instinct…cuz it allows their bodies to remain tight….and their baggage light….all this to say…this is my kind of woman…

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2012

27

Feb

Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez Awkward Oscar Ass Moment of the Day

A much as I hate the Oscars and think they are a waste of fucking time…uneventful…boring and most importantly totally irrelevant…because movies being made at 100 million dollars….generating billions of dollars…paying shitty actors who aren’t even that hot millions….and fucking with the internet by lobbying for laws that lead to pirates being arrested like a gang of greedy self involved cunts….

I did see 5 minutes of the shit when I was changing porn DVDs and I think it was at the highligth of the night….but wouldn’t know since it was all I saw of the masturbatory shoved down our throat awarding themselves like they fucking need awards…when there are starving kids in Africa Bullshit….and real life issues at hand….waste of fucking time motherfuckers….

Either way…this Cameron Diaz Jennifer Lopez ass show made no fucking sense…but I still experienced and now so can you….

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2012

23

Jan

Cameron Diaz Picture of the Day

I don’t know why I bothered with this picture of Cameron Diaz hard old face, busting out of her shirt in what may be a push up bra, or may be a breast implant, but I figure since I took the time to download it, I might as well upload it….I have a feeling it’s got something to do with all the huge fucking tits I’ve seen all week on hard faced women…and I need something a little more humble, wholeseome, but equally slutty, with what is probably a far dirtier vagina….that’s got to be it….

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2012

04

Jan

Cameron Diaz is Hot and Boxy in a Bikini of the Day

Cameron Diaz….recently strong woman nearing menopause who has never had a baby to completion was in a bikini…she’s a little older, boxier, less hip to waist ratio than she once was…but she’s showing off her little implants, what’s left of her gender bending with A-Rod…and I still find her hot…despite everything logical my brain is telling me to think…and I blame alochol withdrawal and an addiction to half naked women coupled with no standards…especially when I know the only chance I have getting up inside her is through kidnapping and that’s not really my hustle…because I don’t believe in hustles…I believe in naps….and apparently I also believe in round middle age ass…


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2011

02

Aug

Cameron Diaz’s Big Pussy Lips Getting Hugged Hard By A Bikini of the Day

(i don’t have the rights to the pics, so click the link below to see them Big Pussy Lips Getting HUgged)

I don’t have the rights to post these pictures cuz the paparazzi hate me and threaten to ruin me even though I’m pretty sure I’m allowed to post shit I find on the internet on my personal blog to write about why the fuck Cameron Diaz’s pussy looks as thick and fucking bulging as she flexes her new A-Rod muscles in a yellow bikini…see cuz A-Rod likes turning middle aged women as manly as he fucking can…it’s kinda his thing…you know since the steroids….

When you click the link, you will see that shit is almost like watching a dude in a bikini…but it’s Cameron Diaz….who was once one of the best pieces of ass in Hollywood….but now just looks like she fucks dudes up the ass with the sausage she’s got stuffed in her bikini bottomand the truth is…as gay as it may be to be into her new look…there’s just something about mary and by mary I mean a big pussy lips being hugged hard by a bathing suit bottom like it’s getting choked the fuck out in a wrestling match or some shit…and I’m loving this…on so many levels…


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2011

26

Jul

Cameron Diaz’s Strong Arm in a Bikini of the Day

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Alex Rodriguez has this thing where he takes women and turns them as hard and as manly as he can get them without being actual men…whether he shoots them in the ass with steroids before they fuck him up the ass with their newly grown dick clits…jocks are all the gay same….

Cameron Diaz was once hot…seriously awesome thin, long body, but now she’s just boxed the fuck out and looks post menopausal and the only period she gets is when she rapes girls on their period…..

At least that’s what it looks like…..

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2011

24

Jun

Cameron Diaz Bad Teacher Car Wash Scene of the DAy

I think I just figured out the reason I want to see Bad Teacher…originally I just thought it was cuz of all the marketing money they’ve put behind it…brainwashing me to want to waste 2 hours on mindless drivel…cuz sometimes you just need to turn off and watch a shitty movie….but now I know the truth….It’s Cameron Diaz’s hard body that’s sucking me in…botoxed in all the right places kinda thing…

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2011

21

Jun

Cameron Diaz Legs and Bra of the Day

Cameron Diaz is tall and amazing. Long legs and a see through top.

Sure she’s older, more haggard….Botoxed face, maybe even scary looking, like some kind of muppet or treasure troll coming to steal my soul…. rocking a body built to fucking last in a wrestling match, all muscular and broad shouldered, pretending her hourglass figured isn’t boxing out, and her menopause isn’t turning her half man, unable to reproduce and all out of estrogen….

But amazing as she promotes her movie Bad Teacher….nevertheless…

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