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Archive for the Cameron Diaz Category

2010

16

Aug

Cameron Diaz in the Shittiest Quality Bikini Pictures Ever of the Day

Here are pictures of Cameron Diaz that could really be pictures of anyone because they are so fucking blurry. Seriously, this shit is worse than when I take pictures of the girl in the building across the street changing on my ghetto camera phone that doesn’t work, hoping to archive the amazingness, while really ending up with nothin’ but shit.

So they claim this are Cameron Diaz…I have no idea if that is true or not…but here are the rest of the pictures if you are still holding onto the past like so many others….cuz you haven’t realized this bitch is 40 years old….

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2010

17

Jun

Cameron Diaz’s Botox Face Press Tour of the Day

Cameron Diaz looks like she got a couple fresh shots of BOTOX for this bullshit press tour they are doing for their bullshit movie that I’ve heard way too much about already and shit only premiered last night.

They are pushing it harder than Cameron Diaz pushes her face to smile, or Tom Cruise tries to push his heterosexuality…even though everyone sees past the lie and smells the fucking bullshit…

The people behind the movie went so far as to invite press from around the world to do stunts from the movie like car chases and 180s in cars and jumping building to building with Tom and Cameron to make sure they feel like they had the experience of a lifetime so that this bullshit movie gets written about….There are posters, billboards..the whole thing screams that it’s a horrible waste of time….but people are going to see it….and the only thing I really like about it are her legs.

Here are some pictures from their press tour…

Pics via Bauer

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2010

15

Jun

Cameron Diaz’s Middle-Aged Body in a Bikini of the Day

You can’t fight nature. You can try as hard as you can. You can eat well. You can go to the gym. You can even have a low body fat percentage. You can have abs, you can even have that “V” above the genitals that body builder’s get to prove how ripped they are…and to remind you that sex with them will leave your pelvis busines cuz ever thrust is like a swing from a boney baseball bat…but you can’t help your body from slowly boxing out….hips becoming a thing of your youth as you turn into a rectangle I want to fuck…and the worst thing in all this is that 40 year old Cameron Diaz hasn’t even had kids yet…but her midsection makes me think she has…and I guess so does her vagina but that’s totally unrelated to her aging and thickening and has more to do with her whore youth where she’d insert life-like baby dolls inside her and simulate giving birth as a party trick…..not that you care….


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2010

24

May

Cameron Diaz is Melting of the Day

It’s like watching a candle during a boring dinner conversation with your wife during a power failure cuz you didn’t pay your utility bill…You know seeing something put together slowly turn into a pile of fucking mush….not that bitch is ugly…it’s just that now she’s a hot older lady instead of hot young pussy I wanted to explore…but I guess that’s what happens when you don’t die at 30, even if 90 percent of your sex appeal does….

So here are some pics of her face melting into old age and the whole thing is kinda depressing because I remember her being hot young pussy…meaning I’m probably melting too…but I’m an irrelevant dude and I’ve realized I’m dying on the inside long ago….not some starlet people used to masturbate to like Cameron Diaz and these disappointing pics reminding us that all good pussy comes to an end…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|old

2010

08

Apr

Cameron Diaz is Old and Hot Even When She’s Not of the Day

I got this weird thing where I find Cameron Diaz hot even though I know she’s nothing but an old and botoxed to shit…Maybe it’s her tall thin body, or the fact that she looks like she’s open minded to getting fucked up the ass, or the fact that her long legs look like they’d made a good scarf that would leave me tasting remnants of Justin Timberlake and the wide variety of cock that years of being hot celebrity pussy has left stained inside her….so even boring pics of her excite me, especially when she seems like she’s distraught.

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Posted in:Cameron Diaz|old

2010

29

Mar

Cameron Diaz and Her Amazing Legs on Set of the Day

The producers of this new Cameron Diaz movie have the right idea. Not only have they cast Justin Timerblake, her ex boyfriend, as her new love interest for publicity. Something that I am sure Jessica Biel would be upset about if Hollywood wasn’t filled with bullshit publicist co-ordinated relationships for these insecure, self-conscious whores, but more importantly if Jessica Biel didn’t have a cock…knowing that there was know way homosexual Timberlake would go back to pretending to be Cameron Diaz’s boyfriend, now that he’s got a bitch who makes him feel like the bitch he is, without the world knowing how gay the shit actually is….but they also dress her proper, which is what matters here, since upset jealous girlfriends isn’t really what I do here, but checking out exposed body is….

So here she is Cameron Diaz showing off her amazing legs in this amazing outfit and that’s a good thing no matter how close to 40 this bitch is.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Legs|Skimpy Outfit

2010

10

Mar

Cameron Diaz Peeping of the Day

I’ve always been down for a little Cameron Diaz peeping. Sure she’s not the typical dirtbag whore I am actually into exchanging fluids with for very little money, but there’s just something about her that I think is amazing and it’s not that she comes across as the girl who would take a picture of her shit to show you in excitement, or the fact that she probably watches sports and farts, it’s got more to do with tall, long celebrity legs, so when I first saw these pictures I thought she was in some dominatrix shit, but then I realized she wasn’t, and now I am bored, so it’s time to move on.

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2010

03

Feb

Cameron Diaz Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know who owns these bikini pictures, but I know the paparazzi, especially the paparazzi I don’t work with, are fucking scummy bottom feeding pieces of fucking shit.I have had years of fights with, so I can only assume they’re going to send lawyers letters by the end of the day to take these down cuz I don’t have the right to post them or some bullshit, even though I don’t think they should have the right to take them, because they monetize on breaking laws like criminals by climbing into trees, jumping fences, invading privacy and killing Princess Diana before dating Britney Spears to get the fucking pics….

So until I hear otherwise, I am gonna assume these pics were taken by some random dude who posted them to his facebook, I mean there’s no way they are professional shots, just look how shitty they are, but trust me…I will hear otherwise…because these people are fucking vultures…so take it in while you can…

Posted in:Bikini|Cameron Diaz

2009

08

Dec

Cameron Diaz Ass on a Motorbike Riding Tom Cruise of the Day

I bet Tom Cruise didn’t get a boner having a girl rub up so closely to him. if anything it was fucking up with how good the vibrations of the bike felt up against his balls while he was thinking about all those late night bareback riding sessions he used to have wearing his leather chaps with all his gay biker riding buddies….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Cameron Diaz|Denim

2009

04

Dec

Cameron Diaz and Her Ice Cream Cone of the Day

With a title like Cameron Diaz and her Ice Cream Cone, you’d expect something a little more perverted that her making some stupid fucking face like some kind of fucking clown at the fucking park trying to make little kids laugh and have a good time like some kind of fucking pervert who should be locked while actually scaring the fucking shit out of them cuz no one likes fucking clowns…..

See I expected her to be sucking the shit, or at least have it dripping off her hispanic lips and down her hispanic chin dripping into her cleavage like shit was mainlined out of Justin Timberlake’s ball sack cuz he is the last celebrity I remember hearing about her fucking, not that it mattters, if anything if these pictures were any good, you coulda pretended that you were the source for the mess on her face, but instead it is this bullshit that doesn’t make for an erotic of an experience as hanging outside the ice cream parlor on a hot summer date, but I guess disappointment is what Cameron Diaz does these days….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Ice Cream

2009

02

Dec

Some Boring Asss Pics of Cameron Diaz from Behind of the Day

Here are some boring ass pictures of Cameron Diaz. I guess it is safe to say that she inherited this ass from the white side of her family, cuz I’ve never met a hispanic who has had so little booty that the shit looks like it’s been kicked in by a fucking donkey, then again I’ve never met a Hispanic with legs like this bitch, so I guess it all evens out in the end, but it’s still fucking boring and doesn’t deserve to be posted, but I’ve got pretty shitty quality control over here possibly due to running off a few hours of broken sleep thanks to my wife’s snoring and a cocaine induced insomnia cuz the shit was probably cut with speed…but most likely due to not giving a fuck….so here are the boring ass pics of Cameron Diaz…

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2009

05

Nov

Cameron Diaz Still Thinks It’s Halloween of the Day

I guess Cameron Diaz isn’t who or what I thought she was, unless my title is right and she still thinks it is Halloween….even though I don’t think the stupid eye make-up is really the only cause of the disaster that has happened on her face…I think that the eye make up may just be what she wants us to think is the cause of the disaster that is her face….when in reality it is probably bad botox, or aging, or scars from self mutilation after Justin Timberlake left her for being too old, cuz something isn’t right in these pictures and Cameron Diaz is far from the piece of ass I once thought she was and here are some pictures of the tragedy…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Halloween|old|Ugly

2009

24

Sep

Cameron Diaz is Flirting with the Fireman of the Day

I guess either Cameron Diaz’s Biological Clock is ticking, you know that whole really fucking horny at 35 bullshit you read about but wish doesn’t actually happen because your fat wife you married 10 years ago is turning 35 and you don’t want to have to fuck her twice a day like you were 18, you just want to watch football….or she’s lookin’ for new cock, maybe because all the guys she meets in Hollywood aren’t real men, you know they spend more time getting ready than a bitch, spend more time talking about what to wear or how to get their hair done than a bitch, and act worse that a bitch when they don’t get their coffee served to them proper, so she’s turned to an everyday joe fireman who happens to be on set of her new movie making sure a stunt goes right.

Based on these pictures they had sex cuz I can practically hear her pussy dripping down her fucking leg and into a puddle between her legs with how smitten she looks and I know any man in their right mind would pretty much put their life and prior commitments aside for a night with this bitch with the delusion that she’ll fall in love with them and take them long on her hollywood life.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Flirting

2009

27

May

Cameron Diaz in her Green Bikini of the Day

Cameron Diaz is amazing.

Not only was her grandfather a dirty cuban cigar roller who snuck into the country to teach the locals how to roll dirty cuban cigars because the American government was trying to choke Cuba out as hard as they could to make the shit into some kind of State, but her tall and lean body coupled with her hefty bank account, and her ability to jerk off a dick while fisting herself makes her top grade pussy.

Sure, she looks like the kind of girl who may be a little too cute and down with the boys, who wants to watch sports despite sports being porn for closet case fags and shits with the door open while scratching her razor burnt cunt because as one of the boys she knows we like our pussy bald, but maybe that was just her in a role in a movie, I am pretty shitty at differentiating reality and bullshit that is celebrity and hollywood, and that’s why I prefer talking about myself.

Unfortunately, I don’t have any beach stories about me and a girl in a green bikini, I also only have Cuban prostitute stories, because Cuba is the cheapest place to travel in Canada and they would bore you, despite being 18 and hairy and willing to spend the week with you for 50 dollars, especially since Cameron Diaz is one of those Cuban prostitutes who only lets other celebrities inside her, so I’ll just leave it at that, because really, anyone who reads shit on the internet, is no one I want to get to know.

Posted in:Bikini|Cameron Diaz

2009

20

Mar

Cameron Diaz Gettin’ Her Hair Done of the Day

Here’s Cameron Diaz getting the grey dyed out because you can be a sexy Hollywood Starlet who plays the love interest everyone wants to fuck, unless you look like you’re 18, something that may not be in Cameron Diaz’s cards anymore, but luckily of her, I met a couple guys the other night you were bragging about fucking 65 year old women because they are easy, like the attention, bake great cookies and don’t need condoms, now I’ve got no interest in saggy menopausal tits and gaping dessert storm dry vagina, but i figure it’s good to know some people do, otherwise you’d be forced to kill yourself like you were Jennifer Aniston.

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Hair