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2010

15

Dec

Christina Aguilera is Some Kind of Weirdness of the Day

I don’t get what’s going on with Christina Aguilera, I just know that it’s fucking weird. There is absolutely nothing attractive about her. Pretty much all of her is shit. From her fucked uo looking face that may or may not have been accidented, to her sloppy, thick, fat girl body, it’s just a fucking mess on some retired stripper recovering from a meth addiction by replacing it with a donut addiction picking up her half black kid at school look and I am really not into it….I like my strippers young and fresh faces just doing it to get by who are dabbling with E and Speed but haven’t yet gone meth deep…..

I don’t get why she’s not showing off her fake tits at the Burlesque bottom feeding to get attention for their shitty movie tour, cuz at least when she does that like she was Katy Perry I can distract myself from everything horrible about her that I just can’t ignore when her tits are being neglected…not that you care….you’d fuck anything…so here she is lookin’ like shit.

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2010

13

Dec

Cher and Christina Aguilera Keeping It Classy of the Day

This looks like some fucked up McDonald’s character they are introducing to 65 year old men who used to jerk off to Cher in the 70s. You know some throwback “where are they now” jerkoff material to increase sales in double big macs because it is the sandwich that most resembles her pussy, or maybe it is just Cher doing what she can to get noticed in what may be her final tour as a joke of a person who can dress in lingerie despite being old enough to be a grandmother provided her kid didn’t trade her pussy in for a dick….In a lot of ways this is disgusting, sad, comical and erotic all at the same time….and I guess it’s nice to see Christina Aguilera’s whore behavior following her den mother’s lead….and I guess all these stunts are to promote their shitty movie…and I guess it’s working since I know they are in a shitty movie….here are the pics…

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2010

10

Dec

Christina Aguilera Spilling Out of her Dress of the Day

Where there is old dead nipple , there’s Christina Aguilera’s Whore Tits spilling out of her dress…not quite like the night her married fat ass got knocked up while shooting this movie and her husband was at home totally unsuspecting…

She’s old, tired, thick and looks like she belongs in a trailer park. Serious trash that I guess I’d expect to get knocked up by another dude while married…cuz that’s just what her fake tits and shitty hair tells me…

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2010

08

Dec

Christina Aguilera’s Leaked Porn Pics of the Day

She really looks like a cheap grade stripper I’d pay for a lap dance cuz I felt bad that her dreams as a Vegas showgirl didn’t work out for her.

She’s been getting bad press for leaving her husband cuz he’s ugly and cuz she cheated on him on set of some shitty movie I will probably end up seeing because their PR tricks are so captivating….

I mean releasing pics, staging divorces and sex scandals. Hollywood is a fucking joke. I believe none of it.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to fuck her for old times….but this washed up chunky garbage is not what I’d be thinking of while doing it….Genie in a bottle baby…gotta rub me the right way…the way I used to rub me when watching your music video before I knew what internet was….

These are too non nude for me to care. If anything they are boring. I like my sexting a litte more vagina spread open…but you can see some x-tina implant nipple.

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2010

17

Nov

Christina Aguilera Looks Like Shit in Some Pormo Pics of the Day

Christina Aguilera is in the same movie as Cher and she has clearly allowed herself to be very influenced by the bitch. Maybe it had to do with Cher’s impact on the music world, her longevity in the industry, her success in the Gay market, the condition of her body in her 60s, or the fact that she’s got a lesbian turned dude daughter/son which is a world Christina Aguilera’s been rumored to exploring with lesbian turned dude Samantha Ronson….

I just know that she must have hired her stylist or plastic surgeon or make up artist cuz she looks like a fucking monster…just like her Den Mother Cher…

All tis to say, that this is not the Aguilera I used to imagine being a genie in a cage in a basement I only feed once a week to keep her weak enough not to fight while I try to feed her other things

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2010

16

Nov

Christina Aguilera Pregnant Lookin’ Body of the DAy

I know there are Rumors of Christina Aguilera being a dyke with Sam Ronson and I wouldn’t be surprised if she was actually getting down like that, it’s been proven she likes really strange looking things that are Jewish…not to mention publicity and shocking the world about her sexuality like a low grade Madonna in the 80s is her thing and she’s here with Nicole Richie who is part of that Sam Ronson crew….

However, it wouldn’t really explain why she looks pregnant and in maternity clothes, unless of course she’s eating her emotions to deal with eating nasty pussy, in a “where has my life gone and what has it become” kind of depression I’m sure you deal with daily. I don’t because I drink.

Either way, I know you fat American trash love you some big fat women who look like Anna Nicole Smith, because that’s just part of your fucking heritage, and you think big tits conquer all, even if they are attached to a fucking cow in a muumuuu….

Here she is at the premiere of her movie with Cher….Burlesque….She is a fucking tank…

Here’s a little Cher to scare us a little more…

Here is some more X-TIna getting a star on hollywood blvd that she paid for cuz that’s how it works…..

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2010

27

Oct

Christina Agulera Hides Her Gut of the Day

I emailed Samantha Ronson to ask her if she fucked Christina Aguilera, because if she did, I need her to give me private lessons in eating pussy, cuz 10 years ago I made a bet with someone that I’d fuck Aguilera one day in my life and 6 years ago, I made a bet with someone else that I’d fuck Lohan at one point in my life..these are the only two celebrity pussy bets I’ve ever made and not the only two celebrity pussies I’ve wanted to slam….and realistically, I still I may win cuz I’m not dead yet but their careers are…only I never anticipated so much competition coming from a skinny lookin dude with a pussy who DJs to fuck up my hustle. Seriously, she moves in on everything I want to move in on….and I think she’s doing it on purpose…

On a sidenote, Ronson told TMZ she isn’t banging Aguilera…because Ronson is scared of Lohan and knows if Lohan finds out, there’s going to be serious bloodshed….She’s had a taste of prison and now she knows how to get rid of a body…seriously…she’s dangerous…

Here are some Christina Aguilera and her married mom going through a divorce body…looks like she’s taken to “eating” for support…. in more ways than one.

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2010

18

Oct

Christina Aguilera does the “Single Lady” of the Day

This seems about right….Bitch leaves her weird monster looking husband….because she’s a lesbian….or at least that’s what people were reporting…in this whole elaborate publicity stunt….So she decides to dress in a skimpy outfit, show off her tits and curvy mom body, cuz that’s what single bitches do…especially when they break up with their boyfriends or husbands… they turn into little fucking sluts who work out and go out to get all the male attention they can to feel as hot as they did when they were 22 before they stupidly got married to some monster looking motherfucker and I’m pretty into it.

Recently single girls are the best kind of girls cuz they want every dick they can find inside them and they are generally still in relationship sex mode that usually involves not using condoms…at least for the first few months…

No condoms is always something I like to get behind, ontop of and underneath cuz I don’t have fear of STDs, I figure if I haven’t already got it living the dirty life I live, I might as well keep trying, not to mention it is statistically a gay disease and even if you catch it you can live 25-40 years with AIDS meds, and it’s hardly even an issue, stigma or even disease, when your obesity says you only have 5-7 years to live…and as long as you don’t get tested..ignorance is bliss…

We call it stupid logic influenced by loving a warm wet dick that’s not in


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2010

18

Oct

Christina Aguilera’s Cameltoe at the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

I know these pumpkin patch pictures are from the other day. I also know that alll pumpkin patch pictures are a key ingredient in a publicist’s todo list every year. I guess it is because it shows their parental/family side of the celebrity, but I think it’s just a traditional photo-op and there are always tons of paparazzi there….It gives something for the magazines to write about…and I guess Christina Aguilera’s people want to communicate how despite the divorce, she’s still a good mother with her priorities in order, there for her kid….only we all know in 14 years, little Max is going to blame himself for the divorce, making him just another kid from a divorced family, with tons of stupid issues, drug addictions, self-destructive for attention behavior and a dream thatone day his parents will get back together for him….unless of course a quality stepfather steps in, making the monster dad no one understands obsolete as he always should have been…..I nominate me.

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2010

20

Sep

Christina Aguilera’s Nipples in a See Through of the Day

I don’t know where these are from, but I ripped them off a site that posted them along with the Christina Aguilera’s Tits on Entourage Finale Clip so assume they are new enough…and new or not who really gives a fuck, she’s showing fucking nipples and I really don’t even care if the nipples are even her nipples or if some virgin werido photoshopped the shit onto her…cuz I would have paid money for these a decade ago and I’m smitten to get them now…even if they are a little late, her implants a little weathered, and her pussy and her career a little rotten…it still works out good enough for me….

UPDATE – THESE ARE VERY VERY OLD

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2010

22

Jul

New Christina Aguilera Video of the Day

There was a time I wanted to seduce the scraps of this bitch’s career, but that was a time before I realized that she made enough money and created a name for herself that she would never really be in the fucking dumps, I am sure her royalty checks from doing that Disney movie alone make her over 100,000 dollars a year, or what I like to call 100,000 dollars too much to turn her to prostitution…not to mention that 100,000 is just a fraction of the money she makes from all her other songs….and this video proves that apparently she’s got enough money to produce some bullshit video and release some bullshit album when she should just go tend to her ugly kid….the only hot thing about this shit was the soiled mattresses in the corner and that’s just because I’ve can relate to that shit….there have been countless nights that finding one of these in a back alley feels like a godsend…..if you make it to the 3:20 mark, please explain to me what the fuck us happening, I am pretty sure I saw that shit in some lesbian’s student video and hated it then…not sure how it made it to music videos….all this to say…this is boring as fuck….bitch needs to get more naked and show more vagina lip even if the only people who listen to her are moms from her lemase class.

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2010

08

Jul

Christina Aguilera Sloppy as Fuck of the Day

Seeing X-Tina Aguilera in these pictures reminds me of when the lights go on at the stripclub and that all the money you just put into a lap dance with a girl you thought was delicate and beautiful, who you really believed when she said she was just paying her way through school, all went crashing down because she looked like a fucking zombie who’s skin was falling off her face from her serious meth addiction.

That’s all I have to say about that….

Pics via Fame

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2010

10

Jun

Christina Aguilera’s Mom Pussy is Hungry the Day

Christina Aguilera’s pussy reminds me of my wife and my dog. You see whenever they throw up they immediately start eating again to get their stomach back to where it was. So I’m thinking that Aguliera’s pussy spat out some ugly kid with an ugly father and now shit is on a mission to fill it’s fucking void before its owner makes a fool out of them on stage anymore…it’s desperate to end the pain and figures since her husband makes it feel humiliated every time it tries to fill up using him. it’ll try something new, like the leotard…

Or maybe her pussy is just stretched out, and bitch isn’t supposed to be wearing this kind of thing in public like she’s not pushing fucking 30 and like she’s not a fucking mother who hasn’t got the elasticity she once had….

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2010

08

Jun

Christina Aguilera Scary Face and Camel Toe of the Day

I guess it is only natural for a mom pussy to swallow a pair of little shorts…because mom pussy is bigger, stronger, and more aggressive than normal pussy, especially when squeezed into a pair of little shorts…what isn’t natural is whatever the fuck is going on with this bitches face. She looks like some kind of bow legged clown, but instead of getting out of a car with a bunch of other clowns, or balancing on a ball at the circus, she’s doing some bullshit performance while making facial expressions that scare me…and remind me that she is not what she used to be…but instead has become some cheap, poor, tacky, french lookin’ slut, trying to hold on to something that was…but something that hopefully won’t ever be again….unless she tones it down some and hits up a different demographic, cuz I don’t think this awkward body is safe for kids, seeing this shit may fuck them up…because wanting to fuck this even confuses me and I’m willing to fuck anything….

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2010

13

May

Christina Aguilera’s Other Nude GQ Issue ics Suck of the Day

I want my money back….well….I didn’t actually pay money for the latest issue of GQ where Aguilera was on the cover totally naked but strategically placed, but if it was shrink-wrapped like the fetish porn mags I used to buy, I would have been fucking disappointed with the inside shots. See if she is naked on the cover, she is supposed to be more naked on the inside, I’m talking spread the fuck eagled. No, dressing her up in horse fetish gear I see the local hipster weirdos wearing to local parties doesn’t cut it….that’s just on some Lady Gaga “Let’s be shoocking” bullshit that doesn’t let me jerk off to her ripped apart mom pussy or even her fake tits, which basically means a fucking fail….

The only good news is that the photographer has pictures on his hard drive of her cunt from when they were trying to get the cover shot, and that means that there is the possibility of a “Leak” or “stolen computer”, and I hope I somehow get involved in that scandal….

But the bad news is that so many celebs have had naked covers, or strategic nude pics where they cover their cunts, and the unedited raw images never get leaked…

Damn photographers, trying to be professional and get future work while not giving the public what we want….Selfish Assholes….

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