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2012

26

Nov

Hayden Panettiere’s Weird Boyfriend Erotica of the Day


I don’t know why Hayden Panettiere decided to post this pic of her and her boyfriend riding something…but I’m pretty glad she did it…cuz seeing her vagina jacked up against whatever the hell they are sitting on….while the dude who rams her from behind unprotected…is jacked up behind her…is pretty much liking watching her in a group sex porn….sure she’s clothed…sure it’s innocent…but I got a feeling her panties are soaking…but only because this is the internet and I can interpret this picture however I fucking want…you creeps…

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2012

12

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Fake Titties for Self Magazine of the Day

Hayden Panettiere has breast implants…and she’s on a new TV show….and she’s now in Self magazine…where I assume she is ignoring the fact that she was insecure with herself…and decided to get herself some fakers to make herself feel better about her self…you know balance out her broad back and midget body self…as most girls insecure about her small tits do…no wait…all the girls I know we fake titties put those fuckers on blast…pull them out at every party….make everyone grab them….all in efforts to get a solid return on investment…but that’s probably cuz they saved up for them for months while Panettiere makes a set of fake tittes or 10,000 dollars a fucking hour….

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2012

18

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s Sleepy Fake Tits for Twitter of the Day


Hayden Panettiere’s implants are really in fashion this season, they are all the rage, and remind the world of shitty tit women that 5,000 dollars can save them the awkwardness of undressing, because perfect, round, almost natural looking tits can balance out their otherwise broad shoulders and back…into making their midget size and shape…a little more lady like…

I used to hate implants and still hate stupid huge implants but I fucking love saving shitty tits from a destiny of shitty tits….and I appreciate Hayden Panettiere exhausting herself promoting this movement and documenting it on twitter.

She’s a hero….and I am not just saying that cuz her only acting job was on a show called heroes…I am saying it cuz her tits are telling me to….it is a super power.

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2012

08

Oct

Hayden Panettere’s Nashville Promos With Implants of the Day


Hayden Panettiere is cast in a new show called Nashville and these are the promo pics for the big event that premieres on October 10…..but her implants are premiering today…in her tight white dress.

The show is about a falling country star and a rising country star we will call Taylor Swift who is played by Hayden Panettiere….but more interesting are her implants in her tight white dress….implants that I think were a smart choice cuz they balance out her otherwise boxy body and broad shoulders…implants that I am sure her circus sex partners enjoy because they have something more than shitty pecs to grab on….implants that she probably got from her momma…cuz if you’ve seen her mom…. PLASTIC SURGERY ….is kinda common practice…hell maybe these implants are her mom’s hand me downs…but just cuz she looks like a gutter hooker doesn’t mean she’s a gutter hooker, this is hollywood people….they can afford their own damn implants…

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2012

21

Sep

Hayden Panettiere Photoshoot of the Day

Hayden Panettiere has survived a sex scandal that she’s totally neglected to address, that no one bothered reporting, because it was probably bullshit…even though it was the most interesting thing she’s pulled off to date….No, I am not talking about the fact that she is a circus freak who is barely 5 foot, who bangs 7 foot tall athletes who probably ravage her not so neat, compact vagina….I am talking about reports her mother and father made her into a child hooker for Hollywood to have their way with….a possiible lie…disgusting…but if true fucked up enough to make her a baggage carrying and experienced good time….

Here she is showing off her recent implants, at least that’s what I assume these are, probably to balance out her broad shoulders….that less obvious and exposed than I’d like….but she’s showing them off never the less….and looks lovely.

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2012

12

Sep

Hayden Panettiere for Women’s Health of the Day

You know when they photoshop her, and pose her like that against a white wall, it is hard to tell that she’s a midget who was involved in a Hollywood prostitution ring when she was a kid cuz her mom’s fucking crazy…at least that was the rumor she never addressed before going off the radar, getting implants, and dating 7 foot tall guys with massive dicks, to confuse us as to how they fuck, while reminding us that she’s a fucking circus performer….

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2012

12

Jul

Hayden Panettiere’s Fake Tits at the ESPY Awards of the Day


The highlight of the ESPY awards was Hayden Panettiere bringing out her implants that she got to balance out her broad shoulders that prior to being balanced out made her look like a boxing midget ready to do some novelty act at a bachelor party, you know starting with shooting hot dogs out of her twat and ending with the groom in a headlock between her thighs while all his friends laugh at his humiliation, or doing whatever else midgets with muscles do….

I generally hate fake tits but you know sometimes they save shitty tits, and sometimes they make tranny pros less homo to get blowjobs from.


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2012

06

Jul

Hayden Panettiere Whales Out in a Bikini of the Day

I am not allowed to post these recent HAYDEN PANETTIERE BIKINI PICS cuz this paparazzi hates me, but I will say that she’s a lot less muscular in her midget broad shoulder half naked stance, and is instead starting to thicken in ways that happen when people give up, metabolisms slow down, or they eat too much fucking cakes….

I am allowed to post this video of her boring us with her community service for the dolphins and whales, even though I support saving Marine Mamals….possibly because I married one…

This is clearly something she takes so seriously that she is chanelling the whale call and starting to look like one at least when in a bikini….

Here she is in her bikini…


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2012

16

May

Hayden Panettiere’s Got Tits of the Day

I am in the breast implant phase of my life.

For years I hated implants because buying them took no effort…or talent…or genetic competitive advantage…

I viewed thme as trashy, gutter, for stripper bitches and I just wasn’t inot them….but it turns out that implants save shitty tits…and shitty tits fucking suck…so if you can give a bitch new life…new confidence….while giving me something good to fucking stare at and jerk off to…I’m down….

Hayden Panettiere….seems to have made the best decision in her life in the last month by getting a set of implants…cuz let’s face it her broad shoulders nad muscles needed to be balanaced out and made to look like a woman should….pecs were not fucking cutting it….

We haven’t heard much of her after the kiddie prostitute ring scandal story hit….but I can safely say, she’s been up to very good things.

Nice tits midget freak I want circus freaking on my dick like you were a child hooker and I was your dad…..


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2012

12

Apr

Hayden Panettiere’s Hot Little Body in a Bikini of the Day

I used to try to understand what Hayden Panettiere’s love for huge men was. She dated some massive boxer, who even if he had a small dick compared to his size, it was probably bigger than her forearm, cuz she’s like a mini human, on a midget kick…..and now she’s dating a pro football player….

I just guessed she just likes to get fucked hard, violently, by guys with great athleticism, that can really destory her and make her unable to fucking walk…..

But then I found out there are rumors she was part of a child prostitution sex ring where she was raped by execs thanks to her loving parents, and figured it out….her pussy was stretched out at a young age….her sexual needs are more insane than the average cuz even at 20 or whatever age she is…she’s seen it all, had it all, and is bored of it all….so she sticks to dudes who can ravage her….

Either way, she’s in Hawaii, in a bikini, being active and I’m into her short little hustle….


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2012

09

Apr

Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I used to make fun of Hayden Panettiere’s midget body….not because I don’t like midgets…or short girls…but because she was broad shouldered and built like a hormonally stunted gymnast from behind the iron curtain….but then I found out from the internet that she was a child sex worker for her mom and dad and their sick friends…which made sense even if untrue….because that type of shit always happens amongst the rich and famous….but also because it would explain her stunted growth…kinda like how the abused chick gets her period at 9….you know…it fucks with kids at their core….especially when the hormones being stunted were being fed to her by her mother to delay her becoming a woman….so that her friends could get a few more years out of her….unless the story is a lie….

Hayden Panettiere has a fan base….lots of nerds thanks to her superhero show….along with those Hollywood execs who “taught her the ropes”…and they’ll be happy to see her happy in a bikini….a bikini that could be on any body and that I’d still look at trying to figure out a way to jerk off to….I’m a problem solver like that.

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2012

14

Mar

Hayden Panettiere Child Whore of the Day

Apparently Robert Downey Jr made a statement about Hayden Panettiere being the victim of a Child Prostitution ring when she was a kid. You know just another hollywood child dragged into the dark perverted consequence free world of the rich and famous….where pedophiles, addicts and freaks roam free….as the world around them worship them…not knowing how fucked up money can make a motherfucker….

This is what he said…or apparently said…I stopped listening to the story when I read Hayden was a child prostitute…..not cuz I love child prostitutes…but cuz that means she’s got lots of practice in fucking…and coupled with her disability, possibly caused by her childhood sex ring trauma, you know shit stunted her growth….she’s all of a sudden far more fun to me…albeit damaged…but all bitches are damaged!

Leslie P. is not just a poor victim in this trainwreck. Trust me. She’s at LEAST 50% responsible (if not more) for encouraging, enabling, and at times even participating in her hubby’s twisted fucking life. Leslie’s kinks cross the line into depravity, illegality, and inhuman sickness. As in: Ryan ONeal, John Phillips, Tish Cyrus, and Dan Schnieder territory. (Far worse than Pimpa Joe Simpson!)

She’s not just had chances to stop it or walk away with the kids, but she elected to not protect her kids – and give in to the hedonistic sickness in her bedroom (all for her own greed). You think Dina Lohan is bad?
Leslie’s guilt is compounded by trying to save her daughter’s “IMAGE” (so as not affect her earning potential); and hoovering her own mountain of drugs, booze, fame, and fucking (of everything with legs)…Leslie IS as bad as her hubby – maybe worse because she KNEW it was wrong but didn’t stop it and at times fueling it.

It’s easy to argue that Hayden is forever a victim which drives her own insane life choices – and I’m not a psychologist – but she has taken it further into becoming a willing perpetuator of it (and saying she loves it). Not just the physical and mental violence she enjoys, but her insatiable appetite for the most bizarre shit she can indulge in to “top” herself. She was offered help by some who genuinely cared for her and worried for her. She mocked them and tore off on her own streak. Now? She craves it and considers nothing taboo. NOTHING! Just ask Mario Lopez.

What it comes down to is that we all need to do what we gotta do to get a head…even if that means taking producers in our mouth and/or child vaginas…

Either way….good story….who cares….it doesn’t matter….hollywood is fucked, rich people are fucked…we’re all fucked.

I have no exclusive on this….I just have old bikini pics of her and her mom…

And her and her Russian monster cock she used to fuck….

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2012

03

Jan

Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini Pic on Instagram of the Day

OMG it is Hayden Panettiere in a bikini on instagram – you must be so excited you fucking loser…..OMG a girl in a bikini and not just any girl but one who has been in movies and on TV thanks to her soap whore mom….in a bikini….that’s so crazy…. you should totally try to jerk off to this because jerking off to shitty pics of girls in a bikini is totally normal, I mean why bother with all the free porn online, or even trying to get laid…especially not when the girl in the bikini is in movies and TV…all troll like, strong, and built to fucking wrestle like Hayden Panettiere….or some unsuspecting girls / ex gf’s you creep on on Facebook, cuz that is the whole point of facebook right…the bikini vacation pics?….

Either way, boring, but someone from TV in a bikini, may be good enough for you creepy fans….but definitely not spread vagina enough for me. Fuck off.

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2011

13

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s Never Forgotten of the DAy

It’s been a minute since we’ve seen Hayden Panettiere….but I guess Halloween is just around the corner and the midget trolls start clibing out of their treehouses to travel the countryside bringing candy to all the little girls and boys…..

I have no idea what I’m saying, I’m still getting over the fact that I’ve used the experessiong “it’s been a minute”….and as I laugh to myself…while looking at these Hayden pics, remain uninspired…because she’s not jailbait anymore…she’s not dating a 8 foot tall guy with a 9 inch cock for her little dwarf hands and vagina….she’s not even showing of her little broad shoulder tough guy body….she’s not faking a pregnancy, she’s not bloated like Aguilera….she’sjust making an appearance and that’s fucking dull…but it’s Hayden Panettiere…a fetish from yesteryear…still working it as best she can, which isn’t good at all..

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2011

25

Apr

Hayden Panettiere’s Strong Back of the Day

Here’s some Hayden Panettiere strong back. I am not sure if this is erotic to anyone, but I assume it is, cuz it takes all kind of weirdos who get off to all kinds of weirdness, whether it be muscular midget bitches, or the 7 foot tall cocks they rode in on….I like my bitches skinny and doughy, hungry and addicted to meth without any money to get meth cuz defined muscle on a bitch always makes me feel gay, you know if I wanna cum on a six pack ab and watch it trickle down the muscle ripples, I am probably better off hitting the gay clubs….not to mention bitches who can kick my ass fuck up the whole date rape….but that doesn’t mean you don’t like it…so here are some pics of her back definition….

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