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2011

31

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Dresses Conservative of the Day

Lookin’ Sexy Jennifer Love Hewitt….

She really needs some tips on how to dress to make dudes want to fuck you…it’s like even if the bitch is fat, dumpy and older than when we used to jerk off to her, she could still exploit those tits, hike up the dress, or do anything to make her a little desirable…

I get that being the sluttiest bitch at the muslim colony cuz she’s showing some ankle is good in theory, since the world has so many muslims…and it could be a big market for her but not so good in practice, cuz it’s boring to look at….See Muslim, along with the kid I saw on Oprah who was allergic to the sun is the only people I know who leave the house…dressed this revealing….and I guess Jennifer Love’s decided to join that hustle….cuz maybe that farm girl in the 50s who was a good bible girl who had illicit thoughts and desires she took out on Daddy’s hired help is probably a fantasy to at least one person in their 70s who still remember an era of sluts disguised as conservative….I don’t remember yesterday. Who cares. FOLLOW ME

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2011

26

Jan

Jennifer Love Hewitt Does Saved by the Bell of the Day

It’s funny when you break it down and realize that Jennifer Love Hewitt is a middle-aged bitch destined to live in a house full of cats cuz no one wants to end up with her.

You know some high maintenance shit that’s too irritating to be around after fucking her in sex that ended with you ensuring you pulled out prematurely so that there’s no chance of knocking her up…unless I got the chance to K-Fed her, in which case all that would change…

I remember I watched this girl’s tits when she was a teen heartthrob, I remember I watched her tits when she was in movies, I remember I watched her tits disappear for a while, I remember I watched her tits get engaged, I watched her tits get fat, I watched her tits get dumped, I watched her tits lose the weight cuz she was sad and trying to get revenge on being dumped, I watched her tits get locked into a relationship with Jamie Kennedy Experiment to try to promote a dying show that was about to get cancelled, we watched her tits as that show get cancelled, and now I just watch her tits….far less interesting than they were at one time….but these tits will always hold a place in my pervert mind…as long as I ignore those fat calves…..and eagerness to find a husband in her eyes…

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2011

13

Jan

Jennifer Love Hewitt Hiding Her Tits of the Day

With hips like this, the last thing this bitch should be doing is carrying covering her tits, cuz the whole point of those tits is to balance her out. They are like the optical illusion that allows us to ignore her weigh gain, that she’s marketing as a weight loss, because she’s not quite as disgusting as she was……and the real issue in all this is why the fuck is she walking around with a binder, channeling some kind of school girl, trying to trick us into thinking she’s all youthful and not the washed up, unmarried, single woman with the body of a mom without the kids….not that any of this matters, this is Jennifer Love Hewitt, she doesn’t matter….but here are her pics anyway….


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2011

03

Jan

Jennifer Love Hewitt In Her Bikini of the Day

She’s older and rounder cuz t he rest of her body caught up with her tits that were once on a small frame you obsessed over. Her face is still average at best, a little more weather, a few new wrikles that represent broken dreams and failed relationships, but she’s still Jennifer Love, the huge bust you thought was the hottest thing in the 90s. The one you used to pretend you were married to when growing up watching Party of 5 before realizing you were gay and coming out of the closet, only to tape pictures of Joshua Jackson on your pillow instead of her, knowing the plight of the homosexual was far more difficult than that of a straight mans, making your dreams of being a princess at your wedding purely just fantasy, instead of the reality it coulda become if you stuck out with Jennifer Love, cuz bitch is probably pretty desperate, willing to marry anyone who still remembers her, and I for one remember her tits cuz they are all that was good about her, so I didn’t really need this flubbery reminder, but part of me is glad I got it.


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2010

27

Dec

Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Love Hewitt Kiss for the Homeless of the Day

This would have probably been exciting 15 years ago, when both these bitches mattered, before Jennifer Love got old and fat and Alyssa Milano got weathered and boring….Seriously, as if them doing homeless charities together wasn’t enough of an attempt to get the paparazzi to take a pic….staging these “almost” kissing pics is more desperate than two mom’s at a resort bar trying to get their husbands to notice them, but they are too busy checking out the young pussy that still matters.

I hate lightly humorous cries for attention, you know like “haha, we’re so silly and fun” kind of cries for attention. I like my bitches real desperate and willing to do things they never would have done when not desperate for attention, so these pics just piss me off. They are pathetic….but you are a loyal fan…and can’t get over these bitches….so here are the pics…

I am going to pass the fuck out now..

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2010

14

Dec

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Outtakes of the Day

With being dumped by your fiance cuz you are fat, to being dumped by Jamie Kennedy cuz your show got cancelled and he doesn’t have to front anymore to keep the only job people were willing to give him, to having the whole world point at laugh at your fatness, Jennifer Love Hewitt has finally realized the importance of hiring a good photo retoucher as well as putting down that tub of ice cream, working out cuz she has nothing else to do, and the idea of dying alone cuz you look like the bitch I just saw buying chocolate bars at WalMart, who I know only has her cats, and you’ve got too much pride, cuz in your mind you’re still Jennifer Love Hewitt, the teen dream, to end up with guys like me who fuck fat chicks cuz they are the only chicks willing to fuck us.

I’ve probably said some real horrible things about this pig, but she’s lookin’ good. See, I can give credit where credit is deserved and starving yourself into something fit is always worth celebrating…I mean if these pictures were actually of her and not actually retouched to fucking shit making her look hotter and tighter than she actually is…..I don’t believe this is her body for a fucking second.

That said, here are the pics.

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2010

27

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Trying to Hide Her Lazy Ass of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt trying to hide her fat ass and thick sloppy legs, but realizing that there’s really no purse big enough to pull it off, and she’d have to start carrying luggage, or a hockey bag filled with equipment, and it’s just a hell of a lot easier to accept her over-eating cuz it feels like she is getting hugged on the inside because she never gets hugged on the outside…as all her men abandon ship after realizing just how lazy, yet high maintenance, this slob is….

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2010

25

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Lazy Chick on her Period Pants of the Day

I am posting these pictures for guys who can’t get enough of their chick on a lazy, unshowered Sunday afternoon after pigging out on donuts while watching some bullshit movie, cuz it’s the day they like doing nothing…You know that jelly on her chin, stained slob pants that make her ass look huge, and her greasy hair that makes her smell like park just gets you fired up and ready to fuck since it’s better than hiding in the bathroom jerking off…..and I am posting these pictures for the guys who wish they had a girl to do that with but instead are destined to a long lonely life of social awkwardness….because there is nothing hot about this and even the weirdest Jennifer Love Hewitt obsessed fan who thinks she can do no wrong would be disappointed…cuz no one likes a fat slobby bitch…ever. This is not acceptable.

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2010

12

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is a Schoolgirl of the Day

This is really believable….I have a feeling this has either got to be some kind of dream sequence in a horrible movie….that they are going to filter in editing to give her a youthful glow…or that this is a movie that she is producing and that she decided to sabotage by volunteering to be the school girl in order to feed her ego…cuz the only reason someone that looks like this would be wearing a school girl outfit would be to try to turn their husband on…cuz the sex got stagnant and she noticed how into younger girls he was…not realizing her fat ass in a school girl outfit doesn’t have the same affect…or on Halloween….where here and her single friends decide to go out and try to find husbands cuz they’ve wore their vibrators down to the plastic skeleton…

Either way, this isn’t hot and would only be hot if she was the older girl coming back to high school to get her diploma while deciding she’d rather teach the girls and boys how to fuck…but they changed laws for 18 year olds in high school…so it is totally unbelieveable…kinda like these pictures…

Good thing you’ll take anything you can get.

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