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2010

21

May

Kate Hudson Whores Out on the Beach cuz She’s a Whore of the Day

Kate Hudson uses any excuse to whore out that she can find. I guess it has to do with her having serious daddy issues from never having a relationship with her biological father…that lead to her having a kid young with some older man, to dating Owen Wilson until he tried to kill himself, to fucking A-Rod after that dick had ventured into many other pussies, but so has her mom pussy, because she’s filling some void, that I assume is partially caused by being ripped open by a baby, but also cuz she never had a dad.

Either way, she’s horny, constantly lookin’ for cock, and here she is on the beach in some shitty new movie she’s filming that I can only assume has to do with getting married, cuz it is called “Something Borrowed”….that she can thank her mom for getting her into…and I’m not all that interested, sure her ass is good, but I don’t really think there’s much else to her, even if those rumors of fake tits are truth…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Beach|Kate Hudson|Whore

2010

30

Apr

Kate Hudson Shows Off Some Tit on Set of the Day

Here’s a bitch who is only famous because her mother and stepfather and all their friends are….She is known for her ass, because she never really had tits, so we needed something to focus on when jerking off to her cuz she was in all the movies and we like to give all actresses their fair chance in making us cum, but now she’s suddenly got enough tit to fill out whatever lingerie shit this is she’s wearing as a shirt…and I guess when you keep your implants subtle they aren’t as offensive as the gutter stripper down the street and you’re just trying to make up for all those self-conscious flat chested years…..

If you like Kate Hudson, here are some pictures that you probably saw the other day of Alba grabbing her cunt…probably because they are in a movie together and trying to get noticed…but really seeing two moms trying to be sexy always ends in a trying too hard cuz we all know your pussy blows in the wind disaster….

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:cleavage|Kate Hudson

2010

23

Apr

Kate Hudson’s Shitty See Through of the Day

This is obviously a staged outfit to show the people reporting she got implants that she definitely doesn’t have implants at all…she’s still the same flat chested, hot assed, 30 year old daughter of Goldie Hawn who has a kid and who only stars in shitty movies when she’s not leading one of the Wilson brothers to suicide, a title I don’t think she’s really deserves because she’s not that hot….but I like See Through shirts and don’t really care who is in them….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kate Hudson|See Through

2010

24

Feb

Kate Hudson’s Still Got Small Tits of the Day

You'd think that after all these years of being on the celebrity circuit, she'd bite the fucking bullet and induce puberty on herself. We get it, Goldie Hawn was a party slut who gave her some seriously fucked up genetics, but it was the 60s, how was she supposed to know the Acid would make her kids underdeveloped, and I know her teenage girl lookin ass is awesome, cuz she's not a teenager so it's ok to pretend shes 13 and her bald pussy saves money on her bikini waxes, so worst things have happened in genetic defects, like being born with a diease or without limbs, or without bones, or without genitals, but there comes a time in every rich girl's life where she says, it's time for some fucking titties, I'm tired of lookin' like a boy when my shirt comes off, especially when they are in the best position to hire the best surgeon to give her the best tits...and the whole having not done it yet is fucking weird to me...seriously Kate Hudson, give Kate Hudson some tits....

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kate Hudson|Titless

2009

23

Dec

Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson Make a Good Mother Daughter Fetish of the Day

On their own, they are nothing to get excited about, one is a 65 year old grandmother who I never really wanted to fuck, but who did have a pretty hot ass for the majority of her life and the other is her daughter, who ruined her pussy at a young age because she met a man who looked like he crawled out of the woods one night to pick up supplies at the local Wal Mart and accidentally knocked her up in the process…..but if you put them together…I get excited…not so much because of how they look or who they are, but because banging a mother and a daughter has always been a fantasy of mine, especially after hearing all the storeis from my friend who used to do it all the fucking time. He would tell us that mothers and daughters are competitive so when he’d get into the house with the daughter, the mother would be easy target to seduce and vice-versa…he said if you pay it right the excitement of being “bad” or breaking the rules makes for some pretty amazing sex, but the fact that you’ve seen two generations of pussy and put a ripple in a mother / daughter’s bond is substantially more arrousing…

Here they are in Aspen for the Holidays…..cock teasin’.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Goldie Hawn|Kate Hudson|Mother/Daughter Fetish

2009

15

Dec

Kate Hudson Wearing Her Pajamas in Public of the Day

I saw an interview with Kate Hudson earlier today that I can’t find where she said something like “I could only wear those in my period movies” and I thought to mysel that she must have a decent inheritance lined up for her, she must get decent child support, she must have lived the good life and she will never go poor, so why the fuck did she star in period movies, that seems like gutter porn / fetish videos that street whore caliber women would do and not some silver spoon celebrity’s daughter and then I realized she did period movies for menstrual fetishists because she needed to break from her mom’s shadow…she needed her own legacy and art….she couldn’t just stick to the hollywood avenue that her family and all their friends took because it would be too easy…then I got to thinking what do people wear in period movies….do they wear white coton cuz shit absorbs the period, or is it more about seeing the blood for the people who like their women to be fertile….and the whole menstration as a turn on just didn’t make sense to me….but I can assume they probably don’t wear leopard print silk pajamas…but maybe they do….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kate Hudson|Pajamas

2009

27

Nov

Kate Hudson’s Hot Mom Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

I am loving Kate Hudson’s slutty little used up ass in these tight pants despite knowing how much cock it has seen, or that some baby has crawled out of the shit due to some ill-advised teenage pregnancy with some old man that should have ended in abortion but didn’t cuz she thought she was in love or some shit…..

None of that really matters because she’s out there taking what she feels is hers even if it belongs to some other bitch and the whole thing is all good so long as she’s wearing her tight pants….

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really think this bitch has it going on, but thanks to the recent popularity of leggings, I’ve found myself falling in love with girls I would otherwise never notice, all thanks to their really rockin’ asses, that would have otherwise been hidden in ill-fitting jeans, cuz that’s just how ugly girls dress…

Just yesterday I was in a coffee shop and got lost staring at the ass of at least 4 ugly girls I wouldn’t have even seen because of their mangled faces, acne scars or greasy fucking hair….making tight leggings the one tool that gives all girls a fair fuckin’ chance…I mean that and willingness to take it up the ass and put it back in mouth…but whatever….just look at the pics…

Pics via INF

Posted in:Ass|Kate Hudson

2009

24

Nov

Kate Hudson’s Big Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kate Hudson’s hangin’ pussy in tight pants you’d expect to contain the shit a little better, making me think her naked pussy is some kind of seriously scary. Maybe it is thanks to her having a kid at a young age and shit not really ever bouncing back because she was young and her body wasn’t ready to go thru that kind of abuse, or maybe it’s got more to do with her being a serious fucking whore who fucks everything with a dick, especially if its got a girlfriend or wife to start, leading me to believe that no only is the pussy big, but its also diseased, but I’ve got no proof of that, it’s all speculation….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Big Vagina|Kate Hudson|Tight Pants

2009

20

Nov

Kate Hudson Isn’t Wearing a Bra of the Day

I don’t think I put this much effort into hard nipples or girls who didn’t wear bras when I was a horny teenager, but for some reason I do now. It is like I regressed or some shit. Maybe I’m Benjamin Button or some shit.

It just doesn’t make fucking sense to me that I sit here and crop and upload pictures of some useless celebrity who is only a celebrity because her mother and stepfather are celebrities and not because she has talent and not even because she has a hot round ass and despite all that I am feeding that celebrity and seemingly care about her and I am ashamed of the fact that. See, just doing a post on this makes me seem like I actually care about the shit, like it is a big deal for a girl to not wear a bra, especially with small tits, like I’ve never seen, sucked, fucked or cummed all over tits in my life, like some kind of virginal 40 year old pervert with so much pent up semen, I can cum myself just looking at anything breast/nipple or pussy-like, even though I’m not a virgin 40 year old, but I guess I am a pervert, but even as a pervert I wouldn’t perve out to Kate Hudson….so this is just another reason why this site humiliates me, and good thing for you, I have no shame, cuz now you get to celebrate these hard nipples.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bra|Kate Hudson

2009

12

Feb

Kate Hudson Does Some Paddle Surfing Gayness of the Day

Nothing says water sport like pissing on some unsuspecting bitch’s face while she suntans on the beach your on than paddlesurfing. You know they mean business when you can surf in a pair of sweatpants.

I have had a long hatred for this Hollywood trend called paddle surfing since I first found out it existed, because it is fucking stupid. If you want to go for a paddle, get a fucking canoe. If you want to go for a surf, put on a fucking wetsuit and surf, this hybrid shit looks fucking stupid, seems boring as shit and is probably the weirdest combination since blacks and asians started having babies. I don’t really know what that means, but it has to do with their genitals just not being able to fit into each other but still getting together, like riding a surfboard fully clothed with a fucking paddle.

What doesn’t confuse me is Kate Hudson’s booty, even when it’s in jogging pants that are crawling up her ass to find gold and by gold I mean poo..

Posted in:Kate Hudson|Paddle Surfing

2009

13

Jan

Some Kate Hudson Ass on the Beach With Her New Boyfriend of the Day

Kate Hudson has a new boyfriend, not that I care, I just like that she’s been around the celebrity block more than most people but no one ever calls her out for being a flat chested little whore, probably because she’s got a kid, even though the last time I checked, getting pregnant usually happens when you let random dudes fuck you unprotected and your abortion doctor tells you that one more abortion will put you over the edge and never let you have kids again, so either bite the bullet and bring the fucker into the world, or vacuum it out like you have so many times before and celebrate the fact that you’ll never have to take the pill or use condoms again because you are barren. I guess we all know which route Hudson took.

I don’t find her attractive at all, her little girl ass is alright, but the rest of her sucks, and I’ll post the pictures anyway, cuz I got nothing better to do with my time….

Here is Kate Hudson’s Sister in Law Named Erinn Bartlett, She Came in 10th Place in the 1991 Miss Teen USA Pageant…..And Then Kate Hudson’s Brother Came in Her….

Posted in:Ass|Kate Hudson

2008

20

Aug

Kate Hudson in a Shitty See Through of the Day

Kate Hudson is one of my life’s great disappointments, I mean other than my life being a great disappointment. I remember being about 23 or 24 years old and reading Architectual Digest, as I like to do on my weekends for ideas on how to improve my one bedroom crack den, and there was a feature on Kate Moss when she was about 14 years old and her mother showing off their house. I remember thinking to myself how she’s going to be so hot when she grows up, finishes puberty, gets some tits and goes on the pill, but instead of that happening, her body stayed the exact same, she went and got knocked up and turned into this.

Another disappointment, this see-through shirt and the bra that she is wearing even though tits like aren’t worth the money spent on the bra because they are just too small, not that I care, because I like all tits, but it is still upsetting that I had such high hopes for this bitch and she let me down. I kinda feel that way your mom feels about.

Posted in:Kate Hudson|See Through

2008

17

Jun

Kate Hudson is Banging Armstrong not Strong Testicles of the Day

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So it turns out that Kate Hudson is borderline lesbian because she dates dudes with half the testicles other men have and if that isn’t one step closer to eating pussy I don’t know what is.

I kinda always had a feeling she was into rubbing cunts back when I realized she had no tits, and all the girls I know with no tits like fucking chicks. Also, her baby daddy had long hair and fat man tits and fat dudes look alot more like fat chicks than they look like real men, so I can only assume she spent countless nights licking his asshole pretending it was the asshole of Roseanne.

Either way, I hate how celebrities try to avoid admitting they date each other, it’s like we really give a fuck who Lance Armstrong is laying it into. We barely even care about watching him win bike races because the only thing gayer than racing bikes are the shorts the men put on to ride their racing bikes after shaving their legs. It’s the whole foundation of my “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts” expression and these 2 assholes are not important enough to be avoiding any questions, or giving well-thought out answers to questions, except maybe when people ask about how Kate Hudson lead Owen Wilson to suicide when he realized what she looked like naked.

Either way, here’s the clip of Kate Hudson avoiding the question about Lance Armstrong last week:

Live Strong.

Posted in:Kate Hudson|Lance Armstrong

2008

30

May

Kate Hudson Acting a Fool on Set of the Day

So Kate Hudson likes to show off that her job isn’t really a job but more of being at some location for a bunch of hours a day doing nothing and getting paid hard for that shit. I used to have a job and when I did, making stupid faces and acting like an asshole never got me the promotion, it did get me fired with a request to seek psychological evaluation. We all know that acting is the biggest scam out there, where actors pretend how hard it is because they don’t want everyone else jumping on their shit and making it harder for them to land these jobs and make their millions of dollars pretending to be in stupid situations in their make-belief land. Either way, she’s wearing shorts and shorts are a step closer to naked than pants so enjoy.

Posted in:Acting|Fool|Kate Hudson|Shorts

2008

03

Mar

More Kate Hudson in her Thong Bikini Pics of the Day

I already did a post on Kate Hudson in her bikini today , but here are the thong bikini pics that are doing the rounds. Don’t ask why I bothered doing another post on her today, I feel like it was easier.

Either way, she does look a little fat in the uterus, but my expert opinion is not very expert since I have never knocked a girl up either because I am shooting blanks or I just never heard back from the girl since pregnancy and abortions were all part of her job description and were a cost of doing business, so even if she did get knocked up, she still wouldn’t have called me to let me know because she got with so many men in any given day, anyone could have been daddy….

All I know, her uterus looks fat, but it could be because of her period or maybe it’s just the way she’s standing or maybe she’s drank one too many beers and eaten one too many plates of nachos. Who knows or cares, what you should know is that despite finding her ugly and not worth a fuck, I had no idea that her ass was this fuckin’ great….so pregnant or not, she’s worth a round as long as she’s gettin’ it from behind….

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Kate Hudson|Pregnancy|Thong