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2012

29

Oct

Kendra Wilkinson’s Retired Playboy Fake Tit Body Painted of the Day

It is halloween and it amazes me that people are posting all this “best celeb halloween costumes” as if it fucking matters, but then again, I don’t think celebrities matters and 90 percent of the reason behind me doing the site is wondering why the fuck people care, you know when real life issues are going on….

On the plane yesterday, I’d say 90 percent of people reading magazines were reading celebrity tabloid magazines…and I just don’t get why people care…especially on Halloween…when everyday girls…who are generally hotter and more secure than celebrity girls.

The Halloween costume posts are just cheap content for people who lack vision, like me…because I’m posting Kendra Wilkinson’s nipple body painted, cuz she posted her nipple body painted to her twitter, cuz she’s a playboy model who has a sex tape, we’ve seen her naked, we have seen her get fucked, back in her prime…so we shouldn’t even notice her doing this…but we do…and here it is…

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2012

26

Mar

Kendra Wilkinson’s in a White Bathing Suit in Vegas and You Shouldn’t Care of the Day

Kendra Wilkinson hosted some shitty event in Vegas because that’s just the kind of bottom feeding trash she is. She brought out her Playboy body that hasn’t been in Playboy for years into a white bathing suit that is see through when wet, that you shouldn’t even really care to see, partially cuz of her retard face, but also cuz of her shitty implants, short legs and the simple fact you can find tons of naked pictures of her on the internet….

In fact, she’s also had a sex tape released, that I assume no one actually bothered watching, that took place when she was 19, with someone more inbred and downs syndrome looking than her, while her meaty cunt flapped in the fucking wind….. I REVIEWED HER SEX TAPE – I KNOW HER SEX TAPE

Something she’s clearly tended 20 years later, in this white bathing suit, that holds everything in place, like a pussy hammock, of a pussy probably taped back, to seem like it’s not a dangly mess.

Again…who fucking cares….if you are into this shit….like real deal low caliber shit…. get the sex tape motherfucker


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2011

29

Aug

Kendra Wilkinson’s Trashy Fake TIt Pool Party of the Day

My favorite thing about Kendra Wilkinson is that before she had implants, back when she was 19 and rockin’ a meaty fucking pussy, she took to doing public services for those in need…like her boyfriend…who clearly had Downs Syndrome….that she decided to shoot a fucking SEX TAPE I’VE TRIED TO JERK OFF TO …..and release it post Playboy…leading to hosting these prestigious bikini Vegas events…so next time someone tells you fucking a handicapped person cuz they are easy, don’t say no and are always horny is wrong….just show them Kendra and how far she’s gone from that point on cuz it is the gateway to this bottom feeding a decade later…Good times.

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2011

20

Jul

Kendra Wilkinson’s Ass for Publicity of the Day

I’m not a huge Kendra Wilkinson fan…

I mean I’m hardly a fan of any of the Playboy created slut-eberties, cuz they’re just trashy stripper/prostitutes with fake tits that I find uninteresting, cliche, expected and obvious….especially this one…cuz she’s got a ridiculous looking face…a boring body…and at 19 had huge sex tape with a handicapped dude documented vagina ….

But I am torn, cuz I like whores and I do like bottom feeding….I just usually prefer it when it isn’t on the internet but in real life….and since I was the first TO REVIEW HER SEX TAPE when she leaked it and pretended she didn’t….

I figure I should post all things Kendra…like this clearly staged photoshoot where she’s flashing her ass…with her husband….cuz it’s all in efforts to stay around….make money and feed her ugly girl need to be noticed…

Whore cares….

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2011

13

Jun

Kendra Wilkinson Fake Whore Tits of the Day

Here’s some real deal horrible porn pussy , Kendra Wilkinson from Playboy, brought her horrible donkey face out to some bullshit event, and I almost appreciate her attempt to use her fake tits to distract us from her horrible face…you know cuz using her fake tits is all she really knows…and they are the reason she’s made it this far in a career that should never have really existed based on her skill set alone…unfortunately, fake tits dont impress me at all…they aren’t even expensive…even crackwhores I know can manage to save 5k if they really want to….

What does impress me is that she released a sex tape that failed a few years ago, the peak of my career wasn’t writing this SEX TAPE REVIEW , because sex tapes don’t impress me, cuz like implants, they are easy to do…but I do like watching them…..but the fact that it was shot when she was 19, natural titty and had a pussy of someone you’d expect to have 4-6 kids and a few large penis rapes under their belt…..


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2011

13

Apr

Kendra Wilkinson Looks Inbred of the Day

It is amazes me that anyone other than maybe her father, who based on her inbred eyes, clearly believes in fucking family members cuz they are so convenient to creep up on when you come home drunk….

Seriously, there’s no way she’s not inbred or retarded, meanwhile she’s getting gigs in Playboy and treated like a sex symbol. What the fuck happened there?

I’ve even watched her Sex Tape with the handicapped dude a few times, and realize I was blinded by her meaty pussy at such a young age vagina, that I didn’t realize that she looked retarded too…It’s the nudity, and willingness to get naked, that always throws me off….not that I ever got off to this shit…but I never took the time to realize just how fucking ugly this cunt is…and by cunt I mean both her as a whole and what’s in her meaty fucking pants

All this to say, there’s no way she’s not a product and victim of incest…


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2011

07

Mar

Kendra Wilkinson in her Little Shorts of the Day

I was harassing Kendra Wilkinson on TWITTER….you know mocking her disgusting vagina that I got to see at 19 fucking some dude with Downs Syndrome, because she is an attention craving whore, so she released it as a sex tape, like other playboy centerfolds, cuz it is all they know….Here is MY Sex Tape Review

So I figure, what better way to celebrate the week, but posting these pics of her wonky face, knowing that her vagina is so much wonkier, when out in public in little men’s underwear, which is appropriate, cuz I am sure by know it’s turned into a dick…..

I am guessing this is prepping for Dancing With the Stars, or what I like to call “Admitting you’ve failed at being famous”….Bottom feeding…


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2010

07

Jul

Kendra Wilkinson Shitty Implant has a Shitty See Through of the Day

Here are some shitty see thru pictures of a pig of a woman trying to hang onto the little fame she had from getting naked in a magazine.

I am surprised people even bother with her because her limbs are short and her head is big and midget-like and that is generally a turn off to the average dude, but for some reason she’s made it….and by make it I mean she’s got to a place where releasing a sex tape was needed for revival, even if it wasn’t the best sex tape…at least it was of her when she was 18 and worth fucking cuz midget-like or not, 18 is always hot…it’s a general rule in life…

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2010

02

Jul

Some Kendra Wilkinson Post Sex Tape Pictures of the Day

Here is some Kendra Wilkinson with a hard nipple on her shitty mom body post sex tape scandal that wasn’t really a scandal since her people released it…..

I figure for someone who got naked for a living, releasing a video featuring a sketch of herself gettin fucked badly back when she was just a young eager slut no one knew or cared about, totally different than what she became, like watching another person have bad sex, way before the whole Playboy thing happened, back when she was contemplating doing porn by making her own shitty porn really wasn’t a big deal for her…zIt shoulda been a sex tape with her husband, just cuz their size-difference and her years of experience would have made things a lot more interesting and I guess whore really cares….

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2010

27

May

Kendra Sex Tape Review of the Day

Yesterday I had the great honor of being the first to bring you a clip from Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape Kendra Exposed ….it was one of my first exclusives and the whole thing was pretty exciting for me as I am normally really useless..but not as exciting as the fact that KendraExposed is available online right now…and I know how much all you fuckers love celebrity sex tape…no matter what level of celebrity the bitch in the sex tape actually has….

I bought the Kendra Sex Tape last night using friend’s credit card when he passed out drunk….Here are my quick notes….

She starts off with a stripshow…her hair is thick and horselike, clearly bitch was a stripper or spent a lot of time at the stripclub. She does all the standard stripper moves. From the ass flex, booty shake all set to some updated porno beats that are still cheesy as fuck, but that’s really what you want, especially when it flushed out Kendra’s voice…

Like any 18 year old in 2003, she does not like him to zoom in on her, maybe because she’s got a vagina complex, which I understand, because her pussy is pretty meaty, discolored and uncontained, dried up prune and wise beyond its years that may be 18 but looks like it could be 80 and in need of a wax, but most pussy is, making her no different than everyone else, but unlike current nude pics of her, there was no photoshop used…and thankfully unlike the current state of her pussy now that she’s had twins….

They fuck on a white trash bed with some cat comforter waterbed shit you’d expect many bottles were returned to pay for…cuz we all gotta start our porn career somewhere – whether it is in the trailer park, our dad’s workshop, or the back alley….or on a ghetto bed….

She tries hard to pull thru, she knows she’s filming a porn, she puts some serious effort into it…sure I’ve had better sex than this, less awkward conversation and joking around about PRECUM….the precum of a dude who sucks at directing, but more importantly looks fucking retarded, like some serious white trash with some real dumb looking teeth, who fucks like a lazy slob, and keeps Kendra working….

So girls, let this be warning – film a sex tape when you get the chance – cuz you never know when you’ll need it to pay the bills….or when you’ll want to release it to remind people of what you had when you were younger….

The big question this sex tape brings up is what other quality dudes she has had inside her… and the good news is that unlike the movies you’re into she doesn’t die at the end…weirdo….

The movie is awesome. I loved watching it. The ending is on another level of weird. Kendra’s not that hot. But fucking on tape is fucking on tape….


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Here are some NSFW screen caps….but the whole site is mildly NSFW according to most so if you’re hear already…then you should be fine…


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2010

26

May

Kendra Wilkinson Exclusive Sex Tape Clip of the Day

Here is an exclusive clip from Vivid of the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape everyone is excited about.

I have no real opinion about this clip mainly because I don’t really like anything about Kendra Wilkinson or her prostitute life other than the fact that she gets naked for money and now has sex for money…and I think more girls should take her lead…cuz I like watching….

There are rumors that the video was actually shopped around by her to boost her career she doesn’t want to see drown, which I think it is safe to say is fact but really who cares about the business behind the shit, let’s focus on what is more important and that is the fact that this shit exists and is getting out there….

Seeing any 18 year ass is getting fucked in video that you can buy later today is amazing….especially when it is 18 year olds who are no longer 18 but who we’ve got to know on TV and in Playboy….kinda like reminding us all of what could have been had things panned out different before ruining her vagina with kids….

This brings back memories of Pam Anderson sex tape in the 90s, and Paris Hilton’s sex tape in the 2000s…and I am hoping is just the start of the sex tapes of the 2010s….cuz I figure there will always be people willing to get down on camera when shit starts going downhill…especially after how well shit has worked out until this point for other bitches….

So here’s a preview of her getting down…giving some blowjob….you won’t see it anywhere else, cuz I’m just that relevant in the entertainment world when it comes to sex tapes…..Enjoy….

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Here’s a screencap if the video is loading slowly to entertain yourself with….

Here’s a screencap of her natural 18 year old tits…before her awkward body bought new ones….

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2010

13

May

Kendra Sex Tape Screenshots of the Day

Being famous is a business. There’s a lot of competition and fighting for attention, so when you have very little talent and made a career off being naked, you figure there’s only one way to keep people’s eyes on you, especially now that you’re a dumpy mom who has destroyed any sex appeal she might have had back when she was whoring herself out to Hefner.

I guess the biggest joke in all this is that bitch is pretending she had nothing to do with this video and that she is going to sue, when really she’s just hoping to make a buck off her ass like she used to, and maybe if she’s lucky, she’ll be the next Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, but will more likely be the next Linda Lovelace, a misunderstood pornstar who can fight her demons until she dies of an overdose….

I am all for seeing bitches fuck, even inbred looking bitches like kendra, I like to rate their fucking form, like a synchronized swimming judge, so I hope this encourages the youth to get up on filming the fuck, but I think we’ll probably need Miley running the lead on that venture….since the only fans Kendra has watch Nascar and don’t shower and figure jerking off to her is better than fucking their sister…

She’s supposed to be 18 in this video, and her career would have taken a nice turn, if she was still 18, when now it’s just like watching a different person in action….

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2010

02

Apr

Kendra Wilkinson is Built like a Midget of the Day

The paparazzi followed Kendra Wilkinson to the Grocery Store, a store she should probably staying the fuck away from based on her horrible new body, but I guess hanging onto the little fame she had for being in Playboy is worth the embarrassment. I’ve never found her hot, I always thought her body was awkward, she looked like trash and there was nothing interesting about her, but I know you idiots eat up everything you see on TV and probably think she’s amazing, even with her ripped open pussy and sloppy stomach, her short limbs and midget stance…and most importantly…her retard inbred face….Shit looks more cross eyed and contorted than a redneck at a backwoods gas station who comes from a long line of inter-family marriage….and here are the pics…

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2009

10

Sep

Girls Next Door do Kendra Wilkinson’s Baby Shower of the Day

I hate this Girl’s Next Door bullshit 3-way relationship Hef hustles. It annoys me that these whores are even known for more than just appearing in Playboy one issue. It is a fake love affair where he gets bitches are on payroll to pretend prostitute themselves to him to generate buzz , and if this lie was real, Hef and these bitches would be in fuckin’ jail.

It is fantasy designed to sell the Playboy brand. That’s why 3 girls agree to live together and pretend to date the same 80 year old, thinking it will advance their career while the pay is better than working the diner back home, and when they are built up, Hef replaces them for fresh pussy he wants to make money off of, while giving them all spinoff careers that he makes money off of, keeping the wheels on the machine in motion.

Either way, Kendra is pregnant, her fake tits are fatter than they once were, her fear of being able to breast feed a baby without poisoning it probably haven’t set in yet, and her fake friends threw her a fake babyshower, I am sure all paid for by Playboy….

Read some serious bullshit about the event like it’s actual fucking news, when really it is just some glorified press release for Playboy….

September 9th, 2009. Former Girls Next Door star Bridget Marquart throws a “surprise” baby shower for Kendra Wilkinson at Hugh Hefner’s personal assistant, Mary O’Connorís house. Earlier in the day Playboy Playmates and Hefner’s current girlfriends, Kristina Shannon, Karissa Shannon, and Crystal Harris were seen picking up balloons and gifts for the party in a chauffer driven limo.

Prior to the party former Girl Next Door star, Holly Madison, was seen taking out the trash, eating a pickle, and receiving pizza delivery for the party, “I got kicked out of the mansion, so I had to get a second job delivering pizza”she joked with a photographer. Numerous other women attended the party including Kendraís mother Patti and her Grandmother.

Making a fashionably late entrance, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner arrived at the party in his chauffer driven limo with the vanity plate “1 HEF.” Hefner gathered his three girlfriends and left teh party after staying a little more than 30 minutes. Insiders reported that an altercation between Hefner’s new girlfriends and other women at the party had occurred.

What baby shower would not be complete without a homosexual male dressed in a baby outfit. A man identified as Jonny Makeup arrived to the party dressed in a baby costume telling the photographers, “Kendra is going to change her first diaper”.

Partygoers dined on delivered Pizza Hut brand Pizza, Carmela Louise Catering, and Sunday Scoops Ice Cream compliments of Dandy Donís Homemade Ice Cream. Kendra and Bridget Marquart, both dressed in baby blue, gave each other a hug goodbye as they walked to their cars at the partys conclusion. Holly Madison and Jonny Makeup made an encore exit when Holly picked up Jonny and they both fell to the ground crashing into a row of trash bins. Right before Kandra departed she stood next to her car and started posing with a large mason jar filled with pickles.

The entire event was filmed by a Playboy camera crew.

Posin’ with pickles, fags dressed in diapers, and …The entire event was filmed by a Playboy camera crew. Fuck yourself Kendra, I hope you have a still birth….cuz no baby deserves a whore of a mother and it’s too late for abortions or miscarriages…..

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2009

10

Jul

Kendra Wilkinson’s Pregnant Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I assume whoever Kendra Wilkinson is making a half-breed kid with is either a rapper or athlete, because girls like her don’t date black dudes unless they are rich because she’s a fuckin’ hooker piece of trash proven both by the fact that she was dating a senior citizen when she was 20 for money and status and but also proven by the shotgun wedding she had a few weeks ago because that is the only kind of wedding her people really understand.

Here she is on the beach with her pregnant body in a bikini, speaking of strippers who made it, I was supposed to go to the stripclub last night, where I was going to pretend I worked for a big entertainment company, to get them to give me free auditions in the lap dance booth and get their hopes up, because I’ve learned that all strippers hope some knight in shining armor will come in and give them a better life and I am so down with playin off that.

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