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2023

12

Sep

Maria Menounos Bikini Ass of the Day

Back in the glory days of the site, you see I’m an older fuck now who remembers the glory days of updating a bullshit website that no one reads, because at the time I didn’t realize it was the glory days of the website, but now that it’s the fucking dark ages, I’m like “shit those were the best of times not the worst of times”, funny how things progressively get shittier and shittier….

Just take Maria Menounos, who in the glory days of the site, I was making anal sex jokes about her, back when anal sex jokes were a thing because not everyone was having anal sex on the daily to spread their parasites….she’d be in a bikini on the regular for the paparazzi as whores did in a time before the self shot bikini was seen as standard practice and not shameless bullshit, one of those shoots had a pussy flash, to which I added to my anal sex jokes, and it was a glorious time had by all thanks to all the hype her strong jaw got from being on an entertainment show back when people watched TV, and would end up…

Since those glory days, she’s had a tumor, prostate cancer, I mean pancreatic cancer, I have seen the pussy and she doesn’t have a prostate despite the strong jaw, and now she takes the shameless selfie since shameless selfies aren’t seen as shameless anymore and it kinda makes you wish you were an orderly at the cancer ward she’s dying at, you know, for a diddle….

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2023

10

Jul

Maria Menounos Bikini Abs of the Day

Maria Menounos is the 45 year old bitch from Extra or Access Hollywood or Entertainment Tonight type of bullshit shows, who was smart enough to leave that shit, after decades of being jerked off to because of that shit, since men were forced to sit through that shit, while their fat wives watched that shit during dinner, only to handle that shit by staring at the Greek Goddesses tits, while knowing she does anal….GREEK SHIT (glazed with olive oil and semen)….

While Maria Menounos had some kind of cancer a while ago, she decided it was time for a geriatric pregnancy, but then got some other kind of cancer she’s either actually got, or is pretending to have, because it gets her in the media for the female hive mind to get all sad about, and I guess this is her showing off her scars and her pregnancy bump thanks to buying herself a baby via a surrogate….why put the body through nature’s birthing process when you can just pay for it and keep that pussy as pristine as it is, thanks to the whole being greek and using the asshole as primary hole…..

Anyway, as it turns out, you can jerk off to cancer, but anyone who has been to the cancer ward already knows that!

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2023

24

May

Maria Menounos Mud Erotica of the Day

I thought that Maria Menounos, media maven who left being jerked off on Extra, to run her own podcast network probably worth 100s of millions, was dying of cancer….

She had a brain tumor a few years ago, then I read she recently had some other cancer, possibly COLON cancer, but probably pancreatic cancer, which I thought was a death sentence, STEVE JOBS, but that in her case is a media tour to sell her product…

Well, the GREEK who just got her GREEK citizenship, which all the men who have had anal sex with her probably assumed she already had from the OLIVE oil jar by the bed, decided to role around and cover herself in feces, the way she’s always done after anal sex, and lucky for you it’s documented on the internet…

I’d expect the pancreatic cancer shit to be a lot more pale in color based on the malabsorbtion of fat, so maybe SHE is cured…


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2023

04

May

Maria Menounos Has Pancreatic Cancer of the Day

Maria Menounos is more exciting when she’s on the beach with her pussy hanging out, I talk about it often, it’s really my only Maria Menounos story and it was one I ran with for a decade of Maria Menounos posts…a little “She’s Greek and Does Anal, so that’s probably a virgin pussy and the reason she has to get a surrogate to have a baby”….

Apparently, it’s frowned upon when you make fun of a woman using another woman to have her baby, despite GOD not wanting her to have a baby, and that freak Eugenics shit being totally unethical to some of the believers out there…..but at least it won’t ruin that pussy her asshole has been protecting all these years…

Anyway, she is promoting some shit and revealed that along with her brain tumor she had removed in 2017 that I totally forgot about, because I am also a lobotomized retard….she’s now got Type 1 Diabetes that turned into Stage 2 Pancreatic cancer, which as far as I know, is a death sentence if it’s really pancreatic cancer, just ask Steve Jobs….

I don’t see it ending well, but I’m not a doctor….but she is touring the story for clicks, so it can’t be that bad…..

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2023

27

Apr

Maria Menounos on a Boat of the Day

Maria Menounos is on a Boat in an age appropriate one-piece and she’s looking alright….

I don’t really give a fuck about Maria Menounos, but there was a time she brought masturbation fodder to middle of the road men that were forced to watch the nightly entertainment news, before she branched out and made internet billions with her pod cast studio project because she could….

I actually know way more than I should about Maria Menounos and the most important thing she ever brought to my life was a series of paparazzi pics where her pussy fell out of her bathing suit.

My theory at the time, which. is supported by the fact that I don’t think she’s been pregnant yet, was that her pussy was unscathed, untouched, her holy grail that no one ever really saw, touched or interacted with, so that it wasn’t used to being exposed like it was, so it didn’t notice….all thanks to her being Greek and Greeks being into ANAL sex….over vaginal sex…on a cultural level…which may be considered a hate crime in this era by all the Greeks ashamed of the original purpose of the olive oil they cultivated….like calling an Irishman a Leprechaun….

Point of the story, her asshole is her vagina….on Asshole behind thong Thursday, even though she’s not showing us her asshole in these pics!

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2023

10

Feb

Maria Menounos is Having a Baby, Check Out her Pregnancy Abs of the Day

Maria Menounos, who I’ve pretty consistently said uses her asshole as a pussy since she’s greek. It all started when she had a pussy slip on the beach and I referenced that pussy slip with every Maria Menounos post I did, unfortunately the archive of pictures is disabled right now, which may be why no one ends up on this site, but you know, getting sued by pieces of shit copyright trolls who want their MONEY for some shit I posted a decade ago is far fucking more annoying…especially when they site makes under 1 dollar a day, the fucking AIDS BABY with FLIES on the INFOMERCIAL makes more than me…..plus, you can probably just google the pussy slip…

The point is, she announced she’s having a kid, despite being in her 40s, and I was like “maybe she dusted off the unused cunt and brought it out for a good old fashioned insemination”…..

Or maybe she was more like a breeding horse with farmers in gloves up to their elbows making her dream come true…..

But then I saw she was in a midriff top, showing harcore abs, which isn’t really what a 3 month pregnant chick would look like….and this was an event from recent times…which only means one thing….

She paid some helpless immigrant surrogate to carry her baby for her, not worried about it being another woman’s baby, not worried about not having a real connection with the baby because she didn’t grow it, not worried about another woman’s blood running through it, but rather just buying it like it’s a fucking pure bred dog and that’s fucking disturbing as shit….rich people are fucked.

But maybe the abs are just the baby growing in a weird way, what do I know besides she’s too fucking old to breed…or maybe she’s just keeping it in her ass, the way she likes it.

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2022

24

Oct

Maria Menounos Bikini Tits of The Day

I thought Maria Menounos died of a brain tumor about 10 years ago, but as it turns out, you can’t kill a bitch and replace her with a younger clone version of herself…..or maybe you can…

She’s out here tanning her big rich titties that were smart enough to start a podcast network when she was hosting whatever entertainment she she was hosting and that got her famous amongst men forced to watch said entertainment show because it was an era when people cared about celebrity gossip, because celebs were mysterious and hard to reach or hard to read and you needed the entertainment experts to give you the score, but now they just shamelessly self promote like they are working the flea market selling stain remover….or non stick pans…you know…desperate to get noticed….

Anyway the 45 year old, rich, Greek, anal loving, once flashed her pussy in a bikini, so we saw her front hole, which in Greek is not the FUCK hole, but so it seemed unscathed….and since she hasn’t had any kids, or known pussy trauma, it is likely still unscathed, which makes looking at her titty bikini top selfie all the more fun.

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2022

15

Aug

Maria Menounos Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Maria Menounos is pretty much off my radar of Greek Assholes that double as vaginas, it’s a cultural thing, they invented anal, despite what these only fans models think about their blown out assholes that shit has been done, left smeared on bedsheets and cocks in a tale as old as time…

The entertainment news clickbait, eye candy who retired to start some fucking Podcast network that’s likely made her a millionaire is by the pool doing a thirst trap, with her big womanly ass.

She must be in her 40s now, but that waist to hip ratio is one of fertility, even if she’s chose career over ruining her body and life with kids, like a standard heathen who likely wanted more out of life than to be a bootleg MARY HART.

She’s not immune to thirst trapping, no girls in bikinis are, I mean they got to the whole trouble of stripping down into a bikini by the pool, doing a casual bootleg SI Swim pose with her hair in her hands like she’s about to get railed at the sex party while her husband cuckolds in the corner, is the LEAST she can do.

I do remember years ago, her pussy escaped her bikini for the paparazzi, to which I celebrated it as being virginal, since her Greek asshole was her pussy, that’s where the cocks go, and to this day, I still believe that…..

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2021

06

Sep

Maria Menounos Bikini of the Day

I have facial recognition blindness, maybe Big Tech should develop something for that, you know so that I can track and follow everyone, because my naked eye has some fucking autism or some other brain injury that just doesn’t let me recognize faces….

I don’t know if it’s been a lifelong ailment, but I did realize it about a decade ago when I found out it was a real thing, and it makes being a “celeb blogger” if that’s really what I am….if that’s even still a thing….I don’t know….but I do know I don’t recognize people…

Which is why Maria Menounos doesn’t look at all like what I remember her looking like, maybe cuz she’s old, face injected, under a bullshit beauty filter, it could even be the blonde hair to lighten against the white hair you know she has at her age….but you’re probably looking at her tits as you should…

The Tabloid reporter turned podcast network owner, still has that greek body, which is hotter knowing that her pussy is barely used, a rarity in her industry, but thanks to her Greek roots, her asshole is her pussy….that may not be a fact, but I think it’s worthy of being put on her resume.

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2020

25

May

Maria Menounos See Through Bra of the Day

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Back in 2011, Maria Menounos flashed her PUSSY ON THE BEACH …so we have seen her pussy stick its tongue out at us at least once that I can remember and it was exciting. I mean she was the Mary Hart of her generation, hosting her shitty entertainment TV show as the eye candy for husbands forced to watch the shit with their shitty wives in a pre-streaming era, you know keep them interested….

I was of the school of thought that the greek slut was fine with showing her pussy, because as a Greek, her asshole was her real pussy. They basically invented anal sex with olive oil as a people, so it’s Greek stereotype that holds some truth to me, because I worked in a warehouse with a greek guy who was fucking the 300 pound secretary strictly up the ass because he had a wife at home and pussy was only for making babies.

The fact that 9 years later, I am still doing this shit is insane, but not as insane as how good Maria Menounos still looks, I mean she’s in her 40s.

Not that anyone should care about Menounos, her age or her bikini, I mean there are real celebs, influencers and all that out there, but I’ll post it for old times, I mean since I have seen her pussy already, I feel like we’ve old friends at this point.

The fact that in 2011, I thought I had been doing the site for a few years too long, only to be doing the site 9 years later….is fucking stupid on my part but what the fuck else am I do to…you keep coming by, so me reducing myself to this site is ON you. I had dreams man…DREAMS…(no I didn’t),…but if I did…it’s your fault I haven’t fulfilled them because I’m here posting Menounos bikini pics that you can see on Instagram…I am obsolete.

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