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2014

27

Oct

Maria Menounos in Army Gear of the Day

Maria Menounos, like so many other girls before her, took the Halloween opportunity to wear something skimpy to either live out her inner slut that we all know exists, through costume…all while maximizing her brand by being spotted by the paparazzi…and I guess people still care about her relatively fit, despite being old booty…probably because it is Greek and they know it is her primary vagina….

I figure why not encourage her in her life after Extra, despite still doing work for Extra, because Extra is all she knows…as long as it is in a skin tight costume…

Boring, sure…but it happened..

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2014

24

Oct

Maria Menounos Does Yoga Poses of the Day


Maria Menounos puts a lot of work and effort into making herself a celebrity. I guess after talking about celebrities for a long time on a shitty celebrity gossip TV show that she ended up on because she was trying to be a celebrity of her own – and it was the only gig she got – has helped her craft a bottom feeding strategy to become a reality star in her own right…

You know, pushing her fitness, her ass, her nonsense staged paparazzi pics…

And I still think her best work was the day HER PUSSY SLIP Happened in 2011

I just think this Yoga “look at me I’m Maria Menounos, a star in trailer parks around America”…is dull and if anyone pushing 40 wants to really deliver…they should focus on their outty vagina we’ve all seen – even when they are greek and the word vagina directly relates to Anus…

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2014

14

Oct

Maria Menounos Tramp Stamp Booty on Extra of the Day

Maria Menounos made an appearance on Extra, now I am not well versed in the nightly gossip shows, because I find ghetto, irrelevant and annoying, you see despite my body shape and size, I am not a welfare, foodstamp, walmart shopping, trailer park dwelling, toothless, middle American wife in a housecoat – obsessed with Hollywood, even though I don’t’ understand or see any movies or shows with substance, because I’m inbred and half retorted….

But from what I remember – Maria Menounos was on one of these shows, before making a bold move to quit the show, in efforts to pave her own way…and by looks of this weirdo publicity stunt…it looks like she really made the right move as she crawls back for segments – because the people of Extra love her…need her and are the only ones who care…

Weird.

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2014

11

Sep

Maria Menounos for SHAPE Magazine of the Day

I think the biggest problem with Shape Magazine, other than making fat girls at the convenience stores and Walmart check out line who buy the magazine feel like shit about their fat selves, is that they photoshop the shit out of the pictures. It is one thing celebrating health and fitness and trying to inspire a fat nation of sugar addicts to get on the fucking Maria Menounos program, but the second you start giving her muscle tone and definition that isn’t actually there, is the second you are lying to the people, giving them unattainable goals and the whole thing is horrible, misogynistic and worst than anything I do here – where I call girls fat who get paid lots of money to not be fat…

Not to mention the Photoshop job is so bad, it looks fucking fake…but more importantly, whenever you deal with Maria Menounos, a product of positive reinforcement, who never really made it but now has the confidence to venture off on her own projects thanks to you assholes, is that you need to focus on her PUSSY SLIP

But instead we just give her photoshopped so it’s not as sloppy as it is ass…in various poses…to the women who will never be this…Good job Shape…you assholes.

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2014

14

Jul

Maria Menounos Bikini Party of the DAy

Maria Menounos, who quit her EXTRA hosting gig to be a reality star that she hopes EXTRA will be talking about, since Kim Kardashian and that tabloid bullshit she’s been entrenched in, and paid to be excited about, just seemed like something attainable…in a “now or I’ll be too old to live out by bottom feeding cash grabbing dreams”…got into a bikini, to support some nonsense she’s promoting…because bikinis are a great marketing tool…when you have little else going for you…

I prefer her vagina slips in bikini, because I like to tell myself as a greek woman she’s got a self lubricating asshole and doesn’t use the vagina…I fucked a greek girl once…it was the easiest anal ever…but I guess in her asshole’s defence, I have a pretty small penis…that even the most viriginal asshole would be inviting of…

But I guess these are good enough….because I am posting them and I am a stippler for quality….

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2014

26

Jun

Maria Menounos Thinks She’s a Bikini Model in Bora Bora of the Day

Apparently, Maria Menounos thinks she’s a bikini model because she’s posing for a photographer like she was a bikini model…

I can explain what happened here, at least according to me. The girl was an ego, who always thought she was hot, went to LA to become famous and ended up getting a hosting gig on a shitty tabloid show, talking about the people she wished she was, and after 10 years of that, for some reason, people started to notice her and pay attention to her, so she quit that job since she didn’t want to be a Mary Hart forever, and she launched a reality show, and is now modelling bikinis like a Kardashian, cuz at 35-40 or whatever she is, she knows it’s now or fucking never…seize the day…

I don’t think these pics are all that bad, aside from the desperation, I just think HER PUSSY BIKINI FLASH is better.

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2014

11

Jun

Maria Menounos in a Bikini in Vegas of the Day

There are no Maria Menounos Pics that matter quite as much as THESE MARIA MENOUNOS PICS …because she flashed her pussy in them…

Seeing her living her retired life 3 or 4 years later, with her husband…rocking her decent body that I think is overrated thanks to to everyone who knows who she is…people who I assume are only white trailer park people who watched her on EXTRA before she quit…because ei wouldn’t know who the fuck she was if it wasn’t for doing this stupid site…is boring…

You know sipping her beer in her bikini as she parties in Vegas..in some selfies…come on bitch, we’ve already seen your vag, step it up….and stop the yard.

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2014

26

Mar

Maria Menounos’ See Through Dress on Howard Stern of the Day

Seems like this bitch will do anything to draw any and all attention to herself. I guess working on the tabloids the last 10 years has given her insight on how to be an attention seeking fame whore…all in attempts to leave her tabloid job and focus on shitty reality TV career…you know make this cunt a Kardashian…it feeds her ego..

I prefer her pussy flashing…

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2014

25

Mar

Maria Menounos’ Vagina Quit Extra to Publicize Her Reality Show of the Day

Everyone always obsesses over Maria Menounos‘ 35 year old ass, without factoring in that she is Greek and that that ass is actually her vagina and that that ass has more mileage, while the real gold is in her actual vagina, that takes a backseat to her Greek vagina that she goes Greek with…

That said, she’s quit Extra, a show I had the misfortune of watching the other day, leaving me in a puddle of blood and sadness from trying to cut off my own penis because it was better than the smut mainstream media was shoving down the throats of the hicks that watched this shit…

She’s decided to go onto other things, like a Shitty reality show…that is probably as smut filled as her Extra reporting on celebrities, only now she’s going to be the celebrity they are reporting on and that’s good for her want to be famous ego…

While I figure her best performance already happened – with this THROWBACK VAGINA SLIP

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