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2013

03

Apr

Mariah Carey is a Mermaid Sent from Heaven of the Day

I’d say Mariah Carey is a mystical creature sent from heaven with a voice of an angel designed to save the fucking world, but I’m only posting these pics cuz that booty, mom of 2 pushing 50, is fat and stuffed into a tight dress like a sausage, or my penis in a beer bottle, and for some reason I find it mesmerizing.

Sure she was better in her bi-polar suicide insanity, cuz insane girls fuck better, but when it comes to Mariah Carey, I’ll take whatever I get….and usually ignore it…except for today…today…I’m down.

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2012

28

Nov

Mariah Carey Tits for X-Mas of the Day

Tis the fucking season for fat chicks singing with their tits hanging out for the birth of our lord and savior Jesus Christ…where we are encouraged to spend our money and get in debt and do all things totally unchristian for Christmas….like masturbate to this harlot as people make amazing commentary to her performance……

I love the Holidays….Seriously….

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2012

26

Jul

Mariah Cary’s Promo Pic for Idol is Amazing of the Day

Mariah Carey is the new America Idol judge and this is the photoshopped masterpiece that reminds me a bit of Toddlers in Tiaras and a bit of a drag show and a bit of a wax museum exhibit because let’s face it…this is up on some serious clown shit….and I love it….

The real question is how American Idol is still on TV after all these years of failure…but I am hoping Mariah Carey is the final nail in the coffin….sometimes sinking ships are fun to watch….

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2012

30

Apr

Mariah Carey’s Insane Mom Cameltoe of the Day

When I think of childbirth…and the affects of childbirth….you know something I sum up as “mom pussy”…..this is kinda what it looks like in my mind…and thanks to Mariah Carey, I can really get a visual of all I knew existed but pretended didn’t exist cuz the moms I know in tight pants are the fit ones smart enough to not jack their shit up this hard showing the world a long, drawn out, meaty and obscure entity that is better left in loose fitting pants…..I don’t know if this is gross enough to make me sick or if I should try to jerk off to it as challenge to my desensitized self…but I do know it’s representative of all things wrong with the marriage between birthing and spandex……enjoy..


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2012

24

Feb

Mariah Carey Avoiding Upskirts for Charity of the Day

I think the public service in all this is that bitch was trying to prevent an upskirt…because as much as I love upskirt on even the most battered pussy…I don’t think the general public can handle the kind of crazy going on in this fat baby making older box….but as someone with heart disease and who is going to die from heart disease…I should be more positive about her chairty and focused less on her awkward pussy cover up…

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2011

10

Nov

Mariah Carey Thickness in a Tight Dress of the Day

The above picture is a lie that people are trying to preted is Mariah Carey post baby weight…..70 pounds lighter….a year after she gave birth that resulted in some Jenny Craig spokesperson gig, that probably makes her a lot of money….but is obviously doctored…because you can’t have a spokesperson spilling out of her motherfucking dress….

The reality, see the pictures below, the bitch is still fat…so fat I was going to do a post on how she was inspired by Precious and working on Precious that she’s decided to be like those fat chicks on YOUTUBE Who track their weight gain and eating habits…emotionally eating their way into a fanbase of weirdos….hoping it will land her an oscar….

Don’t believe the Jenny Craig corporate lies….the proof is in the tight dress below…

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2011

04

Aug

Mariah Carey’s Tits in a One Piece for Twitter of the Day

There’s something hilarious about Mariah Carey posting pictures of her “Ocean Workout” on twitter, you know because she’s fucking fat as fuck and the only thing I can assume she’s doing in the Ocean is taking a fucking shit, cuz it was closer than walking back to the hotel, and because she considers taking a shit the closest thing to working out, cuz it is the only time she really feels her lightest after dropping last night’s excessive fat chick meal out of her…

The good news is that with all fat chicks comes fat tits…and here are Mariah’s from a distance so that you don’t have to deal with everything else that is unattractive about her….like her face and body….and that works for me…

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2011

06

Apr

Mariah Carey Pregnant and Naked of the Day

People have been bugging me about posting naked or half naked pregnant chicks the last couple of days…

I want to say it was in anticipation for these Mariah Carey naked and pregnant pictures on the cover of Life & Style or whatever this magazine is, but that would be a lie since I didn’t know this was coming…in reality I forgot Mariah Carey was even pregnant…and when I first saw this shit…and I mean shit…I thought she was just getting bold and finally was accepting of her really disgusting and fat body…you know strip it down to prevent another nervous breakdown…..but instead she’s just trying to celebrate her womb and share it with all her fans…cuz she’s a cunt like that…a knocked up cunt…that reminds us that only liars think pregnancy is a beautiful thing….

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2010

27

Sep

Mariah Carey Falls on Stage of the Day

Based on her thickness, she should be happy the stage didn’t fall from her weight, but instead she just had a sloppy medicated tumble, with titty everywhere, and handlers there to pick her up and annother one to fix her shoes as she sings and the whole thing was lovely but would have been better if there was a little more vagina, a little less of a team of experts to guide her through the incident, and maybe ever a little kick her while she’s down dick in her mouth, cuz you know the best time to cock slap a bitch is when she’s struggling to get up cuz of her stupid high heels she wears to lean up…

Either way, good times.

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2010

21

Jan

Mariah Carey Cleavage in Concert of the Day

I think Mariah Carey’s tits would be more impressive if they weren’t attached to a set of seriously broad fucking shoulders…..you know the only thing that impresses me about fat girl tits is when those fat girl tits are small and that only impresses me on a scientific level because it makes no fucking sense to me why her entire body can be so big, but the one thing you want to have big, as small and awkward looking, because they still have the same shitty sag and shape as fat girl tit cuz they are still fat girl tits just scaled down….not that you care.

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2010

18

Jan

Mariah Carey Tits at the Golden Globes of the Day

The worst obvious joke that comes with the Golden Globes is when people call celebrity tit their Golden Globes, like if I said “Here’s Mariah Carey and Her Golden Globes at the Golden Globes”. Every year that joke, that I can’t even consider a joke because it’s so fucking stupid, gets played the fuck out, yet every year some asshole thinks it’s a good idea to recycle the shirt and I guess this year, I am that asshole…cuz here are Mariah Carey’s Golden Globes.

Trust me, this is all a product of me hating myself…

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2010

06

Jan

Mariah Carey Drunk Speech of the Day

Mariah Carey was drunk at some award show, or maybe she was just medicated as fuck cuz she was slurring her words and shit like she was Paula Abdul, but at least she was cool enough to admit it on stage, where as other idiots are full of fucking shit when they get loaded to the large tits they are showing off to distract from the rest of them….I think the world needs to be a little more drunk and little more often, it makes life more fun….

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2009

10

Nov

Mariah Carey Wears a Harness of the Day

I hear that Mariah is trying to get pregnant so that people don’t ask why her gut is so big and she figures that in another 20 years, she’ll be able to use her kid to meet new potential husbands (yes that was a bad cougar joke, it happens), unfortunately her menopausal pussy is makin’ it hard for this grandma’ that woulda been if she followed her destiny as being a half black chick from the projects, instead of getting all into herself thinking she can have a career singing 20 years ago, to get knocked up, so she’ll just have to keep showing up to events in bigger and bigger belts to cover her fuckin’ shit up and strap it fucking in.

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2009

09

Nov

Mariah Carey Does Squats for Her Music Video of the Day

I guess squatting comes natural to this bitch, you know since she got her fat ass body from a whole lot of eating making runs to the bathroom to shit was a very common thing in her life. I mean provided she doesn’t have hired help that do the squatting for her, because she’s a diva and in being a diva shitting like a normal person is beneath them. I’m not really sure how that’d work out, maybe she’d have champagne enemas every morning, or maybe she’d just shit wherever she happened to be and the help would scrub it down, but I know that these squats aren’t to tone or increase muscle mask and I know the face she is making isn’t pure pleasure or orgasms, but shit stems from struggle and pain cuz she’s no longer built to move this way, but I guess when it comes to making music videos she does whatever she can to stay relevant.

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2009

05

Nov

Mariah Carey Is Too Fat to Not Be Wearing Pants of the Day

Mariah Carey went out wearing some one-piece bullshit that no fat girl should ever be wearing unless it is to mock herself or humiliate herself in hopes the emotional trauma will lead her to a better place and re-think that late night box of cookies or some shit, you know so everytime a piece of cake is dropped in front of her, memories of the day she walked out in public with her gunt exposed comes flashing back making her put the fuckin’ fork down.

So I can only assume, Mariah Carey did this for that reason, you know as some new age weight loss program and not because she’s delusional from all the anti-depressant meds and a younger dude who always had a crush on her deciding to marry her as part of his comedy acts has some ill affects when it comes to giving her more confidence than she deserves, but to rock this takes more than just confidence, this is on some clinically insane shit.

Unfortunately, as a motherfucker with no standards, I have pretty much no real problem with this, cuz when a piece of clothing touches pussy, ass and tits at the same time, it’s got pure skill and is something I bow down to with respect. For real.

Here are the miserable pics…

It turns out that this is for her new music video and we all know that bitch has the 50 pound weight loss in post production clause in her contract so at least we won’t have to relive these pictures, we’ll just get won over by movie magic and I’m okay with that as long as it means I can avoid seeing this shit…..That said here are a bunch more pictures that just came out because I’m not about to post another post on this shit, if anything I wish I didn’t even have to write one…..

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