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Archive for the Nicole Scherzinger Category

2008

12

May

Nicole Scherzinger’s Panty Upskirt of the Day

You know that whole theory that a girl is sexier in lingerie than naked. I never fell for that scam that I am convinced was issued by the lingerie companies to increase panty sales. I am not into leaving things to my imagination because as a drunk, I am too lazy to imagine things and kinda like my pussy straight up instead of having to visualize the many variations of what it looks like under a barrier of fabric. That’s why I always encouraged girls I was with to not wear underwear, Nicole Scherzinger wasn’t one of those girls and here she is flashing her panties, her really thick fabric panties that pretty much leave everything to the imagination because I can’t even make out what her junk looks like or whether it’s female or male junk, since everyone calls her a tranny because she’s fit and and that depresses as much as the days I used to jerk off to figure skating panty flashes because I live in Canada and it was the only thing on TV.

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2008

16

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger and Her See Through Shirt of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger See Through Bra

Bras are like outerwear now and sluts are paying big money for bras to wear as shirts under sheer shirts when they used to be something of function that few people actually saw. I guess since they are sluts, now bras are something of fashion and should give the world a taste of what they are convinced is their hot bodies. I am the kind of guy who hates bras, sure the shit makes tits look more full, bigger and gives the fuckers some serious cleavage, but I find all that a distraction of what’s actually worth lookin’ at and that’s hard nipples.

I don’t know when this whole wear lingerie as outerwear started, but I was at a party and saw some girl in some kind of lace corset the other day. I asked her why she was wearing her underwear as clothes, because everytime I go to the store in a pair of soiled underwear since I am too lazy to find pants to put on, I get dirty fuckin’ looks, but when she does the shit no one complains cuz she’s got big tits and guys just pretend they are sharing a private moment with her despite the fact that there are 1000s of people around them….and she just told me to fuck off and walked away.

The only real problem with her outfit was that she was wearing a bra under her see-through corset so that we wouldn’t be able to see her nipples. I figured if you’re going to wear it out in public, you gotta wear it how it’s meant to be worn. You shouldn’t do this half assed cover-up bullshit because you’re out in public, It is more of a fuckin’ headache and cock tease and makes me fucking hate you. It’s almost as bad as getting a stripper who has a g-string under her boy short underwear like some kind college girl who is insecure playing strip poker for the first time so she puts on the fuckin’ layers, only the stripper does it to keep the smells in.

I guess none of that really matters, and here’s Nicole Scherzinger in a see through top showing off her expensive bra intentionally……

Posted in:Bra|Nicole Scherzinger|See Through

2007

14

Nov

I am – Nicole Scherzinger’s Bra is Rockin’ the Vote of the Day

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Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger wants you to rock the vote, because her publicist probably told her it’d be a good idea to attend the event, while her stylist felt that it’d be hot for her to wear some intense bra under her lowcut shirt for a reason I’ll never understand, because there’s nothing worse than a girl in a backless dress and a bra, or a tube top with bra straps hanging out. I am guessing it’s because this bitch needs all the support she can get, because she even old bitches who look like some kind of live action real doll need the magic of a wonderbra too.

I was at some bar last night drinking and this young girl in a jewish outfit of the day was dancing on the stage rockin’ the stripper pole. She ended up pulling down her dress and I was all excited to see some tit only to reveal some American Apparel leotard shit that she was wearing under her dress. I didn’t understand what the fuck she was doing with all these layers, it was some kind of shit that will annoy the motherfucker who ended up taking her home, because dude’s gotta be some kind of David Blaine to undress her. Maybe she was trying to be funny, like these whores I played strip poker with a couple of months ago. I fucking hate all board games and card games, because I guess I hate fun and feel like a fucking asshole when doing it, but the idea of seeing these young whores naked was enough to make me give into the gayness. What I didn’t know was that they were each wearing 5 pairs of fucking socks, 2 pairs of pants and 3 pairs of underwear and I don’t even thing I got them down to the bottom layer. Shit was like trying to get to the middle of a tootsie pop, but didn’t taste as good.


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2007

13

Nov

I am – Nicole Scherzinger’s Trying Too Hard of the Day

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I just got this email:

hello, i love reading your site.. laugh my ass off

im thinking of starting one myself. do you have any advice? where do you find photos?

thanks
youre super funny

Sure dude, why don’t I just start your site for you and have you not pay me a fucking cent, because I’m an asshole and can only hope that my hard work makes your site bigger and better than mine, because let’s face it, I have a pretty shitty fucking website, but at least you think it’s funny, even though it’s not meant to be.

I don’t understand why anyone would want to start a website, people who own websites are losers. The internet was made by losers for losers, like FUBU but different. There was a time when I’d go online just to mess around with socially awkward fuck ups lookin’ for like minded socially awkward fucked up people from other towns, because I guess there’s only so many losers in one zip code. It was a time when online dating was for obese people and virgins and not for the college frat boy to land hot pussy on myspace or facebook, or even for you to go home after getting wasted and being able to stalk the girl you just made out with. It was a better time with more person to person contact, and less talking to screens.

I remember when I first started doing this garbage 3 years ago, no one was really doing it. Perez didn’t exist, TMZ didn’t exist, the ones that did exist were just virgins and fags posting pictures and obsessing over how much they loved celebrities. No one was ripping into them or laughing at them and now new fucking websites pop up everyday and are all a lot more successful that I’ll ever be….within their first week.

Reality is that Internet is still for fucking losers, because hot and cool people are out living life and are too busy being hot and cool to care about sitting in front of a fucking computer all day, unless they are at work, but hot and cool people don’t work and hot and cool people who do work are usually running shit and are too busy loving themselves and their businesses to waste time on the net. So reality is if you are hot and on the net from work, your job is obviously insignificant making you a loser, but send me nudes, I’ll make you feel better about yourself, even though we all know what you are, if you’re reading this. So we don’t need to give the internet back to the losers, the definition of loser has just broadened its scope.

Speaking of try hard losers, here are some pictures of Nicole Scherzinger’s busted face giving the peace sign that is so fucking played out by now that every time I see it, I get flashbacks of high school girls at starbucks posing for their myspace profiles, and let’s face it, Nicole Scherzinger hasn’t been in high school for at least 2 decades and is trying a little too hard to be a high school girl. The only cool thing about high school girls are their school uniforms…and anal sex parties that I heard about on Oprah, that I never seem to be invited to.

Bonus – If You Think Nicole Scherzinger Music is a Bonus –

Preview of Her Baby Love Song Remixed and Featuring Will.I.Am
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2007

02

Nov

I am – Nicole Scherzinger’s Got Tits of the Day

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People like to rip into this bitch for not having much talent and lookin’ like a man. I don’t know what kind of chick’s you’re fucking, but I have seen her video and her body is so fucking tight that I have no concerns about her rugged lookin’ face or her adam’s apple because I am too busy trying to figure out how the fuck she got the way she did. I am figuring she works out all the fuckin’ time and it’s workin’ out for her. If only every busted faced whore hit the fucking gym, the world be a better fucking place because I’ll take a hot body over a pretty face any day and you’d take pretty much anything that isn’t your hand if the opportunity presented itself and that’s why you should be the last one giving her a hard time about having a hard face and spend more time lookin’ at her hard tits.


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2007

02

Nov

I am – Nicole Scherzinger's Got Tits of the Day

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People like to rip into this bitch for not having much talent and lookin’ like a man. I don’t know what kind of chick’s you’re fucking, but I have seen her video and her body is so fucking tight that I have no concerns about her rugged lookin’ face or her adam’s apple because I am too busy trying to figure out how the fuck she got the way she did. I am figuring she works out all the fuckin’ time and it’s workin’ out for her. If only every busted faced whore hit the fucking gym, the world be a better fucking place because I’ll take a hot body over a pretty face any day and you’d take pretty much anything that isn’t your hand if the opportunity presented itself and that’s why you should be the last one giving her a hard time about having a hard face and spend more time lookin’ at her hard tits.


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2007

29

Aug

I am – Nicole Schrezinger's Nipple in Her Music Video of the Day

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When looking for shit to post today – I came across this picture of Nicole Schrezinger’s barely there nipple in her video and this funny post alongside:

If you think it’s photoshopped, download the video. Skip through the frames at around 3:31.

It reminded me of what I assume the 5 of you are like. You rent movies because they have a nudity warning and when that nude scene hits you pause the shit and when the DVD was invented you got fucking excited because of the zoom feature allowing you to focus right in on the nipple or ass on the screen. You are the kind of guy who saves every bikini, topless, nipple slip, upskirt picture you can find of celebrities and even have a folder on your hard drive called “Celebrity Porn” where you have each picture cataloged by date it hit the internet. When you meet up with your other virgin friends, you all talk about girls and what sex would be like and which celebrity you would marry if you ever met them, assuming that they’d totally see past your lameness and just on your dick, because I guess that’s what fantasies are for and when you’re done trading your notes on what movies and what timecode in the movie the best nude/ hard nipple/ tight pant/ short skirt scene hits, you’re at the comic book store wondering what it would be like to fuck a cartoon. You are weird, you are a collector, you like videogames and you are my only fan.

I’d like to thank you for that with this Nicole Schrezinger Nipple at frames that start at 3:31 in her video…You’re welcome for making your day today an easier one…..Cuddles.


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2007

29

Aug

I am – Nicole Schrezinger’s Nipple in Her Music Video of the Day

nicole_schrezinger_nipple.jpg

When looking for shit to post today – I came across this picture of Nicole Schrezinger’s barely there nipple in her video and this funny post alongside:

If you think it’s photoshopped, download the video. Skip through the frames at around 3:31.

It reminded me of what I assume the 5 of you are like. You rent movies because they have a nudity warning and when that nude scene hits you pause the shit and when the DVD was invented you got fucking excited because of the zoom feature allowing you to focus right in on the nipple or ass on the screen. You are the kind of guy who saves every bikini, topless, nipple slip, upskirt picture you can find of celebrities and even have a folder on your hard drive called “Celebrity Porn” where you have each picture cataloged by date it hit the internet. When you meet up with your other virgin friends, you all talk about girls and what sex would be like and which celebrity you would marry if you ever met them, assuming that they’d totally see past your lameness and just on your dick, because I guess that’s what fantasies are for and when you’re done trading your notes on what movies and what timecode in the movie the best nude/ hard nipple/ tight pant/ short skirt scene hits, you’re at the comic book store wondering what it would be like to fuck a cartoon. You are weird, you are a collector, you like videogames and you are my only fan.

I’d like to thank you for that with this Nicole Schrezinger Nipple at frames that start at 3:31 in her video…You’re welcome for making your day today an easier one…..Cuddles.


Download the Video – Whatever U Like featuring TI – If You Want It.
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2007

20

Jul

I am – Nicole Scherzinger is the Leader of the Pack of the Day

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The Pussycat Dolls crack me, because they take themselves so seriously, and as popular as they are, I think they just prove that this whole pop-group ensemble thing is so ridiculous and not based on talent or merit. I liked the idea of them being this burlesque troupe or whatever, but the fact that they make music (they are working on their second album) and that there are real people out there into their music is too much for me to handle.

I watched that show of their’s for a little while, and laughed when the girl who won was sort of pretty ad could sing okay, but you know, she’s not too pretty, and she can’t sing too good, as not to detract from Nicole Scherzinger, cause you know, she’s the fucking one with all the talent. Personally I think that shit was so fucking rigged and there were way better girls who could have won. Don’t get me wrong, the other ones are all hott and they do their little dances etc, but I hope they are all being honest with each other with the realization that any one of them could leave the group and nobody would give a fuck or notice, not even their “fans”.

It’s like the popular group at school. There’s always the head fucking girl, bossing everyone else around, and the other members of the group are really just expendable when it comes down it. No one even knows their names. I bet they still wait in line at Hyde.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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