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2011

04

May

Nicole Scherzinger New Video of the Day

A wise man once said Nicole Scherzinger looks a bit like a man with her hard face and strong muscles….because she does.

Here’s her latest video for you to test your sexuality with…I mean everyone knows Tranny’s are the gateway people when on your quest from straight to gay….

She is just very muscular and any way you look at it, cumming on a 6-pack abs is pretty fucking gay.

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2011

22

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger Dancing Like an Idiot on Set of the Day

It’s always awkward watching a bitch dance to no music, especially when you’re watching her in pictures. It’s like stupid pose after stupid fucking pose….stupid facial expression after stupid facial expression…that really brings up the important question of why the fuck is this one hit wonder from Pussycat Dolls and one hit wonder from her own solo career coming at us again, older, harder faced and harder bodied, I get that’s it for the money, but that’s not how it’s supposed to work, one hit wonder means you fade into obscurity and live off your millions and the millions of the rich cock you were able to recruit when he thought you were a celebrity, cuz every rich dude wants to date a celebrity, cuz regular bitches can be hot, but are a dime a dozen, semi famous pussy just validates why they got rich in the first place….you can’t fuck your private jet and 500,0000 dollar Rolls Royce, even though I’m sure they’ve tried.

Either way, here she is looking like a fool….

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2011

05

Jan

Nicole Scherzinger for FHM of the Day

I know, I can’t believe FHM hasn’t gone bankrupt yet either. It’s like that shit is such a dated concept from 1990 that you’d think would have seen its last advertising dollar 3-5 years ago when the internet took the fuck over, you know when you didn’t need to spend 5 dollars are bullshit articles that were put together by a group of fucking monkeys, giving you bullshit generic advice that they just threw together to fill the pages and sell ads around the pictures of the starlets they did photoshoots with….but apparently I am wrong, but clearly their budgets have been severely cut, you know since no one buys the shit, cuz their idea of fresh pussy we want to see half naked is Nicole Scherzinger because she is all they could afford, I mean hasn’t she already had her moment of glory, and haven’t we moved onto better things and I guess according to me posting this shit, we haven’t….

So here is her tight, hard body and hard face half naked for a magazine I am amazed hasn’t gone broke, but who I can assure you is on their last threads…enjoy. And if you’re really creepy, be sure to read the blurbs about what she looks for in a man, shit is riveting…deserves an award and shit.

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2010

06

Dec

Nicole Scherzinger’s Tits of the Day

She’s not hot, but she has tits and with a face like whatever the fuck this is, you’d probably buy yourself a set of tits too, becuase let’s face it, we’ve seen what modern technology did for the bitch who got a face transplant after being ripped apart by a chimp, and that shit, no matter how much Oprah dabs the dripping wound, didn’t work out so well.

I do not think a bitch should ever be rewarded for her fake tits, because anyone can get a set of tits, even college dudes with a lot of money making a bet, but I do sometimes give a haggard, hard faced bitch 10 dollars a song or less if I negotiate properly or she’s desperate enough, so let’s just think this is one of those weak moments where I just can’t make better choices for myself cuz I’m mesmorized by female skin. She is a female right?

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2010

15

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger Hot Body and Man Face of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger confuses the fuck out of me…She is so masculine and hard faced, but her body is so tight and amazing…The kind of girl you jerk off to and focus on her tits, cuz the second you catch a glance of her face you have to question your sexuality. She is the kind of girl you want to see under black light dancing to some Pussycat dolls and not so much the kind of pussy you want to see when they are closing up for the night and the lights go back on and you are forced to ealize who you’ve been giving your money to all night…….and here are some pics….

Pics via Fame

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2010

16

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger for Maxim Video of the Day

She has a great body but her face is fucking busted and transgendered. She was in Montreal this past weekend and I didn’t bother trying to sniff out her balls and throw random rotting vegetables at her to show her how much I appreciate her career and her music but now that her and her fake tits are gone I feel emptiness but I don’t think it’s related to her in anyway since I feel this way whenever I am sober….

I don’t know if anyone cares about her or if she’s actually considered a person. I don’t think Pussycat Dolls are significant in any way….and I know Maxim is fucking dying and struggling to stay alive, willing to take whatever pussy that comes along a chance for the cover, cuz the A-Listers have moved the fuck onto other things like Twitter.

Either way, here she is her hot body to make fat girls feel shitty about themselves and for the closet cases to pretend they are jerking off to a chick while staring at her strong jaw….

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2010

27

May

Nicole Scherzinger Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger won dancing with the stars because she’s a professional dancer and if it wasn’t for the Pussycat Dolls, she would have probably been one of the professional dancers that are hired to dance with the dance retarded stars who aren’t really stars as doing this show is pretty much only done after they’ve reached the end of the fucking celebrity line….it’s just that the name is misleading….and apparently so are Nicole Scherzinger’s ass, because after staring at them for a while, there’s no way there’s a set of balls to match her hard dude face she can thank botox for…and she is in fact just a hot bodied bitch whose insecurities have wronged her face….and apparently also wronged her upper body in this shitty choice of shirts…but really who gives a fuck cuz this post, the fact she wrongfully won a show that is wrongfully a huge success on air, and is really all about the ass pic.

Pics via Bauer

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2010

13

May

Nicole Scherzinger Shows Off Her Body of the Day

There is nothing very interesting about Nicole Scherzinger. She’s the tacky lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls who inspires trashy women across the world to wear cheap lingerie and do cheap dances to cheap quality music but I guess in some ways that makes her very fucking interesting and without her, maybe strippers would still be doing stage shows to Poison.

The only reason I am putting this up is because she’s got a great fucking body and sometimes, that’s good enough for me. Haggard botox or any female face for that matter just don’t matter if you stare at a bitch’s tits. And that concludes today’s life lesson. See, I’m like a TGIF sticom when the sappy music comes on and you know it’s time to learn the moral of the story…

Either way, here is a tight body in a tight dress that would probably look better if she wore it backwards.

Pics via LFI

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2010

09

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger Shows Off Some Pussy Definition of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger is showing off her pussy definition in some tight outfit to snuff out any rumors that her she may actually have a cock, because based on that hard face, you’d automatically think she was a tranny, especially now that trannies are all South American and Asian and hotter than most white American women, but in their defense a bucket of shit usually has a tighter body than 80 percent of America and you can thank fast food on every corner for that….

As a dude married to fat pig of a woman, I’m not sure if fucking her is more twisted than fucking a dude dressed like a girl, I haven’t taken the time to find out, just like I haven’t taken the time to find out whether Nicole Scherzinger is a chick or not, but as far as I’m concerned, with a body like this, she’s good enough either way….no homo….

Pics via Fame

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