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2013

30

Dec

Rihanna’s Booty Does Barbados Proper of the Day

Rihanna just finished her trip back home for the Holidays, and in doing that she took every opportunity to let us know that she’s a real Caribbean, that booty dancing was based on her West Indian people, and that any white girl, or even American black girl trying to pull it off, just can’t compete with the real fucking deal, at least that’s how I read into the pics of her bikini clad ass she’s posted to instagram the last couple of days, I mean she’s Rihanna, her fans will still be there for her when she’s done her vacation, yet she needs the reassurance that they like her booty…especially when it is photoshopped before it got posted…it’s all a fucking scam…and the most interesting scam of it all is that Rihanna, according to Barbados locals, when 14, used this ass to trick some pervert who was paying to fuck it, to make her a star, and look at her now…a whore who has made it yet who is still seeking to fill that void that made her a whore in the first place even after all that money…my kind of girl.

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2013

27

Dec

Rihanna Barbados Bikini and Twerking of the Day

Rihanna posted some pics of her on her vacation, which I guess isn’t really her vacation, since it is her 22 million dollar home, but she’s not working, but rather filming girls twerk and running around in a bikini, which I guess is what you do in the Caribbean…all these white girls are just posers trying to live this life that Rihanna already lives…cuz she was born into it…and I like her hard nipples..not because nipples feed babies but because I like sucking them…deep fucking insight today…right.

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2013

26

Dec

Rihanna Gets Bible for X-Mas then Defies Religion of the Day

Sure, Rihanna’s badly shot Christmas pics for instagram are hardly as exciting as MILEY’S MUCH ANTICIPATED MASTURBATION MUSIC VIDEO …but I still found it funny

Partially because I assume that she got her dead grandmother’s bible, because clearly her religious family must hate that she’s got no soul…that she defies everything religion represents..and they are trying to ground her….

But also because right after she posted the bible pic, she posted this pic mocking jesus…

And this video of her at 10 am at all night rave that started at 3 am drinking…that is fuelled with molly…one of Christianity’s most favorite drug…

Hypocrite who sold her soul to the devil, just surprised she didn’t burst into flames…

Good idol for our youth.

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2013

24

Dec

More Rihanna Christmas of the Day

I can guarantee one thing…Rihanna is not out visiting Shanty Towns bearing gifts. You know giving back to her people, her community, her island…not handing out Wal Mart gift cards…or big screen TVs

She is instead just flaunting to everyone who knows her and grew up with her, letting them know she’s fucking made it, and that she’s better than them, and always has been, even when they used to tease her..

Remember it’s a small island, they all know each other…or about each other…and every time I’ve been to Barbados…the people tell me she’s a cunt he doesn’t tip, who acts like a bratty tourist, and who just is not down to earth…

But I guess when you’re Rihanna and the biggest fucking deal…living in a 22 million dollar condo…your granny used to fucking clean…it’s hard to stay grounded…even when walking the beaches you grew up walking…

Who cares…I just like that she’s running around in lingerie making a Christmas Spectacle of herself, because why be a low key famous person, that’s not the reason you worked so hard to be famous, but rather you did for people to stare….

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2013

23

Dec

Rihanna Does X-Mas of the Day

Rihanna must be bored in Barbados…you know having a 22 million dollar condo…just isn’t enough…she needs the attention of the masses and she needs people looking at her…so when there is no photographer around all that’s left is to stage your own instagram shoot with shitty camera…lingerie and your groupie BFF you probably fuck…it’s all part of being an attention seeking hooker…who has made it work for her…and I am totally into that…

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2013

20

Dec

Rihanna Still Exists and She’s Not Wearing a Bra of the Day

Rihanna was showing off her nipples in a see through dress the other day, and I don’t think anyone really cared, because we’ve all seen Rihanna naked before, and this see through shit isn’t quite good enough for anyone to really ever masturbate to, but I guess worth looking at because they are pop star expensive tits…that she doesn’t have to show off, but shows off anyway, making them semi interesting for the split second you spend looking at them.

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2013

21

Nov

Rihanna Twerk Video of the Day

6 days ago, Rihanna’s homie who followed her around on tour, posted a hotel room video of them twerking to celebrate the end of her diamond tour, where she probably made a solid 100,000,000 dollars, and Rihanna’s part was pretty fucking sold…it may be an older story, but I am a grown ass man and can’t really devote my life keeping tabs on Rihanna’s ass jiggle, even if I like it a lot…and I’m glad it happened…

HEre are the OG instagrams.

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2013

19

Nov

Rihanna’s Got Good Clothes of the Day

Rihanna is a pretty substantial creature….who loves to tap into her child prostitute past…by maintaining that she’s got no need to be subtle or demure…classy or elegant..she’s gully and she’s from the islands…used to being half naked when she parties…and when she’s in NYC she can do the same motherfucking thing…in her one piece…ass hanging out of her shit..because that’s what being rich is about…even though she’s at the level of fame where she could just kick it low key and people will still pay attention but instead…she wants to show off her ass and I like that…

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2013

07

Nov

Rihanna Drinking Out of a Shoe of the Day

I am going to turn this site into a Rihanna fan site…because she does things like drinking dranks out of High Heel Shoes…while in Barbados getting “turnt up” with her family and friends who secretly hate her and her success…except maybe for the few who directly benefit off it….

This is some top level luxury shit, you know being able to drink out of shoe at her own will, rather than for some weird old creepy British man who was paying her to do it while he masturbated, back when she was a tween prostitute…something I keep mentioning because people in Barbados have told me it over and over again, but no one listens…

But also because, old creepy rich British dudes and their obscure sexual ambiguous preferences and habits make me laugh…they are some of the weirdest around…boom.

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2013

07

Nov

Rihanna’s Barbados Bikini Party of the Day

Rihanna is back home in Barbados for her grandfather’s 85th birthday. She posted a bunch of pics of him on her instagram and apparently her fans get very upset when you ask if that’s her new Chris Brown…because I have been getting hate messages all fucking day…seriously, who gives a fuck…

I love Barbados, I love Rihanna’s body, even if it’s not that great, but good enough for someone who isn’t a bikini model, and even if Barbados talks shit behind her back, talking about her being a child hooker and that’s how she got to where she is today, a hooker who is clearly good at hooking if the story is true….because she’s outside her 22 million dollar house…you see before she was “Rihanna”…she was living in a fucking shanty…now she’s with all the white people her mom and granny probably serviced…and her dad picked up garbage from…cuz he was a garbage man..

Funny how things work out…maybe even exciting…if you have any fucking vision…and if you don’t…you’ll probably like these bikini pics…cuz you won’t see all her flaws…

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