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2014

20

Apr

Scarlett Johansson Labia for Under the Skin of the Day

I think the movie under the skin was in reference to Scarlett Johansson’s labia hanging out of her…something I assume she’ll get fixed as soon as her baby rapes and destroys the rest of her pussy….

She’s naked, she’s on her quest to win an Oscar pre-Kid, we’ve all seen her naked thanks to the dude who hacked her computer and ended up in jail for 30 years because of it, one of those Jesus type Martyr’s who died for your sins, and by sins I mean, you desire to see nude selfies of Scarlett Johansson….that paved the way for nudes in movies…because even with shitty tits, that people love in bra because they don’t look like this, nudity isn’t a big deal…

I am not a Scarlett Johansson hater, I just know what’s going on here, and that is that an overrated “beauty” who is the same in every movie, is looking for that transformative role to get a nomination, because she’s decided to take time off to be a mom…and it’s getting done via nudity…and anything that involves nudity…is my friend…even when I hate it…

Searching for pixelated celebrity clit is more fun than searching for eggs on your easter egg hunt…especially if done at #church.

Thanks to THE MAN I MAY GAY MARRY FOR THIS

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2014

08

Apr

Scarlett Johansson for May’s Vanity Fair of the Day


Scarlett Johansson is pregnant with her first kid, I assume it was a planned thing, that’s why she’ booked as many jobs as possible, did the press for all those jobs, as a form of banking her money for time she may want to take off, not that she doesn’t have a ton of money, but it is always good to get more, before banging yourself into what may finally put you over the edge as a chubby girl, now with a mom body, who no one cares about because your raspy voice is always the same in every fucking movie…so in her last hurrah, like she was Megan Fox or another mom who hasn’t been able to make a comeback since her vagina was shredded, because let’s face it, they are both equally not talented, and both equally overhyped, from the same era…thus old…

Here are some cleavage pics from May Vanity Fair…

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2014

17

Mar

Scarlett Johansson Full Frontal from Some Movie of the Day

So these “nude” pics of Scarlett Johansson are being spread around the internet in some sort of marketing stunt for some movie she’s in….and I guess it’s a big deal to those of you who love Scarlett Johansson and never saw her fully nude in the selfies that got hacked out of her email a few years ago…

I am a constant asshole about Scarlett Johansson being overrated, dumpy, fat, whatever, but that’s just because I like my women anorexic, near death and too weak to run….

For normal people who are into girls with ass, tits, and belly that is reminiscent of a Marilyn Monroe, who Scarlett Johansson likes to channel…all the time…while playing the same role in movies…all the time…you’ll probably like these low quality, hard to make out, nudes….

I am more interested in what she said about Woody Allen raping a 7 year old…

“I’m unaware that there’s been a backlash. I think he’ll continue to know what he knows about the situation, and I’m sure the other people involved have their own experience with it. It’s not like this is somebody that’s been prosecuted and found guilty of something, and you can then go, ‘I don’t support this lifestyle or whatever.’ I mean, it’s all guesswork.”

“I don’t know anything about it. It would be ridiculous for me to make any kind of assumption one way or the other.”

Because it is a relevant statement, and it reminds me of the shit I’ve been saying about Terry Richardson.

The world is conditioned to side with the “victim” without any proof that the victim is a victim. Without fair trial, or even a conviction, or even an arrest.

It’s like just because some asshole makes a claim, the world sides with that claim as fact, Tried by the media, and that’s a scary state of affairs.

That’s like if you get backed into a corner because some girl at a bar tells the bouncer you grabbed her tits, and you get beat up for it. Or if some girl who you reject from sex because you are married, tells your wife she fucked you…

People fucking lie, we have a court system for a reason…

Not that this has anything to do with Scarlett Johansson’s full frontal…but these pics do…even if uneventful

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2014

12

Mar

Scarlett Johansson’s Dumpy Legs are a Movie Poster of the Day

I know a good strategy to advertise a horror movie staring Scarlett Johansson….use her chunky legs as the poster…that shit will scare anyone with any fucking taste…who realize that Scarlett Johansson is a monster…even after she’s photoshopped…with her thighs rubbing together like some sort of mess…not that these are even her legs…that’s just the rumor…her legs..I am sure are retaining much more water than this…and not just because she’s pregnant.

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2014

29

Jan

Scarlett Johansson for Soda Stream Went Viral of the Day

I was a fan of Scarlett Johansson in 2004…It was her breakout year, when she booked 4-5 movies and was a real “it” girl…but after a year or two I realized she was just overrated, over paid, and all the men who loved her, were just idiot drones who would have liked any girl with big lips and big tits…I call it the Kate Upton effect…where basically you find a girl hotter than she is because everyone else likes her…even if you deep down in the depths of your soul…don’t really see it…since then, Scarlett Johansson, has consistently annoyed me with her average acting, and more importantly, with her getting hackers arrested for leaking her nude pics, instead of just being cool about it…considering we’ve made her who she is and we deserve to see her naked…and should rely on hackers to make that happen….

That said, she is in a Viral video for Soda Stream that Soda Stream puts huge budget into,that seemingly went viral for them, even though they paid for views, placements, etc, cuz they realized years ago that Coke and Pepsi owned the TV networks, and would never allow an independent competitor on the air, and they made it work for them…unfortunately this year they used Scarlett Johansson…and didn’t have her in a bikini…but they did have her simulate oral on a straw…

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2013

04

Oct

Scarlett Johansson Photoshoppped to Shit for Elle November of the Day

If you want to see Scarlett Johansson photoshopped so hard that she’s not Scarlett Johansson but rather a new person based one the likeliness of Scarlett Johansson…here you go…you see even at 20 when she was first coming up she didn’t have a body this tight…and has been, thanks to movie magic, been a pile of dumpy shit everyone cares about, like she was Kate Upton…only the bad acting version…but I guess her legacy is to remind us just how well marketing works….

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2013

23

Sep

Scarlett Johansson in a Bra of the DAy

Scarlett Johansson is a sloppy ditch pig who has always been seriously overrated when it comes to her looks and acting capabilities…so it makes me wonder why they would showcase her half naked…dumpy body…that even at 20 was tight or awesome…in a bra in the trailer of some shitty movie…but it happened motherfuckers…it happened and this is the screenshot of it…not very exciting to me, probably very exciting to Scarlett Johansson fans…and I guess that’s what they are riding on…you know milk this cow like the cow she is until it’s too late and you have to put her to pasture…a day that is coming soon…but not soon enough…or as soon as you’re going to come to these pics..you strange strange pervert who can’t let go of the past…yes I am talking to you Ryan Reynolds…stop reliving the ex wife, you have your own pics of her in your private folder on your computer to fap to for old times….

Here is the trailer…

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2013

04

Sep

Scarlett Johansson’s Big Cleavage of the Day

Call me gay, people do all the time, but I don’t get excited by the tits of middle-aged actors who were overrated when they were in their prime…you know not as hot as the media pretended they were, but the general public just bought into because the general public are retards and buy into anything they are told…and buy into the nonsense…to sell product…

I don’t know if it is just that I don’t care about tit size or cleavage, or if it is all the stretch marks, or if it is cuz they are on someone I find a waste of space…..even after seeing her hacked nudes…or maybe I’m just desensitized, like the rest of the world and need a bitch doing real demented shit to actually care…but all the sites are going nuts over this shit so I’ll just go along with it cuz I’m a follower….

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2013

27

Jun

Scarlett Johansson for Vanity Fair of the Day

I posted a couple of pics from this Vanity Fair photoshoot with Scarlett Johansson yesterday, I figure I’d post the rest, because she is one of those overrated, properly marketed Hollywood twat, who despite being doughy and uninteresting, is celebrated by men everywhere, even though she gets people arrested and locked up for sharing her nude pics with the world, even if he wasn’t the one taking the nude pics, but was the one clever enough to figure out her password was “ILoveCake123″….which is really something any of us could have figured out at the time of the nude pics, back when she was married, before her husband left her for an upgrade, who is hardly even that great herself….

The whole thing confuses me, but alas, she’s trying, and not horribly overrated, sloppy, or boring, and for that I will endorse her…even if I hate all she represents. I mean besides the big tits. We like the big tits..especially when the belly is under SPANX

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2013

26

Jun

Scarlett Johansson for Vanity Fair France of the Day

These aren’t hot. Scarlett Johansson is old, fat, dumpy, sloppy, a divorcee, uneventful and not very interesting. Her acting has consistently been emptiness, and her personal life equally dull. She’s about as colorful as a pile of shit…but for some reason she got picked up, marketed heavily, loved by the masses, because of her face, and ability to hide her gut…and we all wanted to fuck her at least once…

I pretty much hate her after seeing the nude pics she sent someone to jail for leaking, when she should have been the one sent to jail for taking…not because I don’t like looking at nudes of all women, but because I thought taking homie down was a little excessive, considering she was the slut who took the pics in the first place and should have taken some ownership on that…

I mean if sharing nudes is a crime, I’m the fucking stepfather of that shit…that’s all I fucking do…so I guess whenever groups try to take my kind down, I am forced to make them enemy number 1…and hate all their non-nude work…like this shit that might as well be the cover of Good Housekeeping, a cover she’ll never get, cuz Good Housekeeper’s don’t get divorced…..a Good Housekeeper keeps her man and home good…and they don’t get their asses divorced.

An ass she’s poking out in these pice..

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2013

29

Apr

Scarlett Johansson for Marie Claire US of the Day

Scarlett JOhansson is overrated. From Ghost World to fucking whatever bullshit she is in now, she has never impressed me. She got marketed as this hot and glamorous piece, I just thought she was dumpy. I mean sure, she’s got full lips, but thanks to modern fillers and walk in plastic surgery procedures, so does every duck face bitch on the internet. I’m just not impressed, but I guess she takes a good picture, if you’re into fat, dumpy chicks with decent faces and good lips, who have won the lottery that is life, despite not really deserving it, because they have a personality of a brick wall, only with less texture and stability….maybe her personality is more of a pile of rotting vegetables in a compost heap, but then again I don’t know her, I just see pics of her, and know her body is.

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2013

18

Jan

Scarlett Johansson in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Isn’t Sexy of the Day

Scarlett Johansson is now a stage performer…and not the kid rocking a pole…like the stage performers we like best…and I guess it’s just some midlife crisis situation where she’s trying to prove she’s an actual actor and that acting is an actual art cuz memorizing lines for an entire play is a challenge…when normally she just remembers lines for one scene…or even one shot…in what is almost a joke of a career…that no actor will ever admit…cuz they are paid too much to say it’s a joke….but not as big of a joke as Scarlett Johansson’s tits…what’s going on here….she’s lost all she had going for her in the process of this career move….and it makes no sense to me…maybe we gotta ask Big Daddy….he’s got all the answers….cuz big stepDADDY….just doesn’t get what’s going on here…

I guess Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is officially a murder mystery….killing her tits – then hiding them – in the South.


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2013

08

Jan

Scarlett Johansson for Esquire Russia January 2013 of the Day


Scarlett Johansson was always an overrated, chubby girl who couldn’t act….but the public didn’t realize it…because they were too distracted at the fact that like 98 percent of women…she had tits…and good lips….but other than that…nothing she has done has been sexy, erotic, interesting, amazing, compelling, even attractive…but the media just fucking eats her up like she eats cake….

So seeing her in Esquire Russia…may not be her best photoshoot, but I would argue that it is, because they focused on all that is good about her, that face….and cropped out all the is the rest of her….even if these could use a lot more titty…

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2012

31

Dec

Scarlett Johansson for Elle of the Day


You know what the world needs…more Scarlett Johansson photoshopped to look skinny cuz no one likes a dumpy bitch…when they can have a lean bitch…and as far as we’re concerned…a picture is about as close as we will get to this one….we might ass well take it as good as it can get…rather than the sloppy truth…that they’ve tried to push as having the same measurements of old Hollywood vixens, who were deemed hot, cuz skinny girls at the time were usually poor an unable to afford food, which usually meant diseased and something you didn’t want to get near..but that was then and this is now….now fat is the disease we want to avoid…cuz poor people are now that fat ones…just ask my wife…she’ll tell you…with her belly hanging over her elastic waistband pants…all stretch marked and diabetic….

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2012

08

Nov

Scarlett Johansson’s Psycho V Cover of the Day

I already posted the Kate Moss / Rihanna photoshoot from V Magazine ….and here I was thinking that was the highlight of my day or at least of the issue..you know cramming two totally irrelevant girls I like more than they like me…even though I ultimately don’t give a fuck about them in any fucking way, shape or form…I mean other than looking at pics of them and their way, shape or form…cuz looking at pics is better than having to deal with their personality flaws…

But apparently…the real hightlight of the magazine…is our favorite chubby, overrated and now old, actress who somehow tricked people into thinking she was Old Hollywood Glam…when really she was just boring and liked eating burgers….who is now in some Hitchcock shit…and in promoting that…doin’ some Hitchcock themed covers…and as a fan of Hitchcock…shit works perfectly alright for me….not to mention she’s showing some cleavage…which is better than her showing her gutter tattoo ….

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