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2020

16

Jul

Devon Windsor Sucks at Youtube of the Day

I was googling some unrelated shit and came across this video of Devon Windsor doing a “bikini haul” video….

This is just to prove how usesless the whole “influencer” from instagram thing is, this shit is fucking flimsy because I am sure over 50 percent of the followers are robots, you can buy that shit for cheap to give the illusion that you matter and the other 50 percent is made up of 99 percent of the girls you see with followers are dudes jacking off, while the other 1 percent are women into the girls because they know dudes jack off to them, and no one is following this bitch because of her life tips or life hacks you know for people who want to live as a rich married model….

Influencers fucking suck….

So when I came across this video, which was posted a month ago to promote the models “bikini line” because like having an Only Fans, doing a bikini line is what they all do….and the video only had a solid 9,000 views…

A fucking Victoria’s Secret model with millions of “followers” doing a bikini haul, the most ridiculous clickbait on Youtube and only 9,000 views….out of her 65k followers on Youtube…2.1 million instagram followers….but 9,000 views…what a fucking loser…

NOT TO MENTION this 20 Minutes of a model trying on bikinis…and only 9000 people care…enough to watch it….when BIKINI HAUL videos normally get 1,000,000 views from random girls trying on bikinis, it is the go to “let’s go viral” attempt.

Devon Windsor is not just an average hot chick trying to get famous, she’s been a VS model since 2013…and only 9000 views…..she’s probably got millions of dollars, I assume her husband has millions of dollars and only 9000 views….HILARIOUS…

SUCKS TO FUCKING SUCK…

Luckily, I am here giving her that helping hand to go viral, even though it’s clickbait that failed and she should be punished for it…

Not that I am more influential than she is, or as well paid as she is, but I bet I can get more than 9000 views if I did a bikini haul….unfortunately I am not going to bother proving that…

Instead I’ll just put her up here and in a week, she’ll likely have double the views, becaus that’s just how powerful DrunkenStepfather is….more powerful that Devon Windsor…that’s for fucking sure….

Maybe her advertisers should start paying me, clearly she’s legit irrelevant…and her YOUTUBE clickbait fail is the proof…

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2018

15

Aug

Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

Olivia Culpo Bikini Tits and Pussy Print in Seaweed South BEach Miami 3

Olivia Culpo, whoever the fuck that is, is wading through toxic smelling sea weed that is raping the beaches everywhere, but especially South Beach Miami, where the cheesy rich people go to celebrate the sun, because she is so committed to getting the paparazzi pic she coordinated, feeling cute, done up, hair and make-up….NOT ABOUT TO RUIN IT…not ABOUT TO BLOW THE HUSTLE….a hustle that is working for her, because she’s up on the site, even though I don’t and you don’t know – or care – which is the key word…we don’t CARE who she is…other than shameless and disgusting..

Olivia Culpo wears a cute summery outfit showing her toned belly when out for a smoothie in Miami, FL

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2018

08

Feb

Devon Windsor in a See Through Dress of the Day

Devon Windsor Showing ass in see through dress

Devon Windsor was also at the AIDS event for Fashion week in New York, where a bunch of overrated people get together with other overrated people, who sell overrated products, that they pretend are luxury and class, because they have done a lot of marketing and dick sucking each other, in the insular circle jerk of the 1%….

I guess since this Devon Windsor chick is part of the Victoria’s Secret Promo Model Troop, that gets passed around to sell the panties, she gets invited and shows up half naked, because that’s really her position in this world / industry and it’s expected of her…

Let’s hope this look inspires the moms I see at the grocery store for their summer looks…because with the dumbification of America, I can assume that people follow people like this to get tips to live their own retard life….and even if they can’t pull off the look, I’ll still look, and it’s probably more entertaining if they can’t pull it off…

I still don’t know who Devon Windsor is, but I wouldn’t mind trying to give her aids….

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2017

22

Sep

Devon Windsor Pussy Flash of the Day

Devon Windsor pussy flash getting out of a car

I CAN’T TELL IF YOU CAN SEE PUSSY HERE!!!! I DO NOT HAVE THAT PERVERT VISION!!

I’ll assume it’s her clip hanging out of her dress, because why would a bitch on the up and up doing that new new, trying to get noticed noticed, be wearing panties in her gold dress. IT doesn’t make fashion sense….and as a FASHION sense kind of guy..I know……

Devon Windsor is some Victoria’s Secret model who has walked for Victoria’s Secret’s infomercial 4 or 5 times – despite being not that hot or interesting…

She’s amassed a social media following of over 1,000,000 followers, thanks to that stamp of approval from Victoria’s Secret…

She’s worked on their PINK line to help brainwash the youth into thinking the Victoria’s Secret mall brand is life…by selling them their first lingerie they wear to highschool sex parties..

But I appreciate her hustlin’…

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2017

15

Sep

Devon Windsor for Maxim of the Day

Devon Windsor naked for Maxim Magazine

Devon Windsor is some Victoria’s Secret model who has walked for Victoria’s Secret’s infomercial 4 or 5 times – despite being not that hot or interesting…

She’s amassed a social media following of over 1,000,000 followers, thanks to that stamp of approval from Victoria’s Secret…

She’s worked on their PINK line to help brainwash the youth into thinking the Victoria’s Secret mall brand is life…by selling them their first lingerie they wear to highschool sex parties..

I don’t find her that hot, but she’s in Maxim, which is apparently still a thing, and that probably makes much more money this site, because they are Maxim…delivering the half naked chicks in photoshoots I can’t imagine anyone cares about…

The pics are by Elle Macpherson’s ex husband…a legend…but they aren’t that legendary…but I can apprecaite that Maxim is still investing in their shoots of chicks for men to jerk off to without fucking with it as hard as Playboy did…in an era where we aren’t allowed to objectify women….you know a good old fashion men’s mag…that is now a men’s website…

The last interaction I had with Maxim was they tried to sue me, making me remove the archive of their images, even though they paid me for those posts when they were starting at the internet thing and when I had a lot of traffic no one cared about…internet drama.

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2017

28

Jun

Devon Windson See Through of the Day

Devon Windsor is a VS model and she’s as naked as I’ve seen her, which isn’t saying much because I don’t find her all that interesting and exciting despite being a very important promo model…I find her pretty fucking dull….but the kids like her, she probably hangs or is owned by Taylor Swift as these girls all are…and thus she matters…just not to me….cuz there’s no inanimate objects sliding in and out of her twat…because I am a prevert…

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2016

03

Mar

Devon WIndsor in a Bikini of the Day

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Devon Windsor is the 21 year old with a 21 year old ass – who I assume is pretty big on instagram – because I am looking at her instagram while writing this and she’s at close to 500k, which is a lot of people for someone I’ve never heard of…

Apparently, she’s looped into the Bieber group of Kendall and Kylie girls who the brands love using now….

But more importantly, she’ got a great ass, as she should she’s 21 years old and a fucking model…and I guess the good news is that she’s actually a model, she’s actually tall, and she’s not plus sized…which is why she works for Victoria’s Secret and has for 2 years….which is pretty impressive for a girl from the Midwest…who was destined to work the cornfields / live in the suburbs with a meth addiction…

Here’s a round-up her social media pics…

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2014

01

May

Devon Windsor & Dylan Fosket for Numero May of the Day

Her name is Devon Windsor…she’s a St Louis Model who’s turned pretty fucking major and international even though I’ve never heard of her and don’t really care for her, because she’s producing really fucking creepy photoshoots like this, with some dude who has her head….

This is some horror movie incest shit and it confuses me, it’s not sexy at all, but incest is the best and that’s why I am posting it…

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