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2016

26

Jul

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a bikini model…in a bikini…with her DJ boyfriend who you know fucks other chicks when she’s not around…but since quitting Victoria’s Secret…she’s always fucking around…forcing him to actually spend time with her on vacation between his sets at IBIZA…at least for a week or two before sending her and the kids back to Amsterdam, so that he can go back to fucking party girls..

You see I know DJs and not once has any DJ ever say “it’s about the music man”…it’s always about making stupid money and standing in front of a room of idiots dancing on drugs…so that they don’t have to dance…amongst the crowd as DJing, especially now requires no talent – so that they can fuck….line ups of girls every night to fuck….even Victoria’s Secret models want to fuck…and get pregnant when you fuck them….because girls are crazy and like throwing away their model careers like that…

Doesn’t matter, she’s in a bikini…with her man…on a yacht…because this is what pulling off a great fucking scam is about…

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2016

22

Jul

Doutzen Kroes VS Mariah Carey Cunt Flash for Charity of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes flashed her vagina in the worst way – but not actually flashing her vagina while attending world leader and bullshit model fucker Leonardo DiCaprio…who along with fucking models and men according to my sources – he also is an activist, with his own charity that is coincidentally a tax write off but also proof of his caring….

So dude who flies private jets and cries about the environment – who owns houses around the world that all use power – who owns cars that all burn gas – and who makes stupid fucking money – shows that he’s not bullshit – by putting on celebrity events – that cost millions of dollars to raise a fraction of that for charity…

But it makes him feel good….like Doutzen Kroes feels when getting invited, like she still matters….
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Mariah Carey and her big old lady tits were also there, and she also flashed what could be a vagina if it was a vagina – but it’s not her vagina…

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2016

18

Jul

Doutzen Kroes in ELLE of the Day

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Do you believe in life after Victoria’s Secret modeling? Doutzen Kroes has taking her commerical marketable socially accepted hotness and shown us all that even when Victoria’s Secret says “fuck off you’re not worth the money we’ve paid you all these fucking years”….she can still post topless or in panties or both for magazines,

It’s like if you train a woman to pose half naked – like the best – you know like an olympian of half naked modeling – she will always find her way – even when those people turn on her – seeing as getting half naked is always something people are looking for.

And if that doesn’t workout, you can always get knocked up twice by some famous and successful DJ from your hometown…

Either way, nice to see Doutzen surviving – and not obese…eating her feelings – based on her failures…you know waking up and going to the studio and stripping like she’s meant to.

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2016

14

Jun

Doutzen Kroes Not Done Modeling of the Day

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I guess when you’ve made it from your little Dutch village to the pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog, before being fired, you’ve had a taste of the good life and even though the brand threw you away, doesn’t mean you’ll throw it away….

Even if you’re rich, famous, have a rich and famous husband, a couple kids to tend to…you still keep up the modeling, becuase it’s the only thing you know, that matters, and why give it all up – even though your main client doesn’t want you…someone else out there will eat out of the dumpster pussy that is Doutzen Kroes…

She’s making moves, still looks good, not letting her failures define her – as she counts all her money being someone you all want to fuck…because when she loses, she’s still winning compared to all of you losers..

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2016

13

Jun

Doutzen Kroes for Glamour of the Day

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Get fired from Victoria’s Secret for being a greedy cunt, or whatever they fired her for, and get really fucking fit and hot…that’s the life plan of mom of many mix raced DJ babies – DJ whore and model Doutzen Kroes…

I know what you’re thinking, and that is that Doutzen doesn’t matter, she is insignificant, interchangeable, proven by the brand that fired her – they are still in business, they have replaced her, they haven’t lost sales because of her leaving the company, they probably don’t even remember her bratty and annoying bullshit….meaning she is fucking replaceable….

Not to mention, her touring DJ baby daddy, probably replaces her all the time when on the road, because masturbation for DJs usually involves fucking girls….who like the DJ…and there are lots of them, even Victorias Secret models….

There are countless other models willing to get naked to get ahead…but I still think this DOUTZEN shoot is a rockin’ magical body worth looking at…because it is…

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2015

01

Dec

Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie for the Enemy of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes left Victoria’s Secret to work for H&M in the battle of the mall brand, fast fashion, made by sweatshops in China, but turned into billions of dollars in revenue, because they are better are slave labor than silly made in American types…who still buy, finance and fuel this insane production system that makes other countries world leaders…all because you can save 20% on the margins because you get to avoid Unions….and lazy Americans with their work condition…

I guess it’s December 1st, so a bitch, who has more than one baby and a black DJ boyfriend who you know fuck groupies, in red lingerie holding Christmas props in the laziest shoot for a million dollar campaign that will help sell a billion dollars in merch over the next two weeks…is perfect representation of that…

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2015

06

Oct

Doutzen Kroes in Holland Herald of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret because she’s old, too expensive, and there are a bunch of hotter, younger girls who are more keen to get involved with the brand…they don’t need some mom and her mixed race…which is mulatto or half breed to the racists I know you are….they don’t need some DJ whore from the Netherlands annoying them with her bullshit diva demands…so they let her leave gracefully…and pretend she’s got better things to do, you know new projects, a new direction that will take up all her time making it impossible to give Victoria’s Secret the one day a month they need her and pay her millions of dollars for…SURE…

You know, projects like fame whoring for the paparazzi in Miami…going to clubs to supervise her man…and this …”The Holland Herald”….moving’ on up…fading into obscurity…as models in their 30s do.

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2015

09

Sep

Doutzen Kroes See Through Dress of the Day

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So GQ had a men of the year award show what I assume was a couple of days ago, so I guess it was only logical to invite model to their arbitrary, bullshit, award show that I assume is strictly based on awarding people who either help their brand or marketing, or people who lure the models to attend their Gala, so that they can maximize the cost of the event…makes sense…

Because we all know I am the man of the year, in terms of failed relationships, failed in business, failed in life, but really good at self destructing with affordable alcohol and unprotected sex with girls who aren’t my wife…and who probably have aids, even though I don’t….

Exciting…but not really…

She’s waring a see through dress…but not really..

It’s all lies..LIES…everyone does this shit for attention….

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Jourdan Dunn was also at the GQ Men of the Year event…she showed side tit…

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2015

18

Aug

Doutzen Kroes Booty Pop of the Day

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I don’t know whether the world needs more pictures of some Dutch model pushing 30…who is married to a DJ who she probably met backstage while high on MDMA and he forgot to finish in her ass…leading to the first of their two babies…in some attention seeking bikini pics….

Especially now that she’s not Victoria’s Secret, because she’s not good enough for them, and they are pretty loyal to the girls they make famous, but in this case, they just kicked her out of the catalog like it was some bad reality show…that I should write and produce called Catalog girl, that now that I just posted will be stolen by Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks and a variation of their two model shows…

Not that it matters, what matters is that all ass in bikini pics matter on instagram, and I’d post all of them, but there are too many of them, so I just focus on the already established girls, rather than the up and comers fucking their way through the industry finding their place…because that’s all part of laziness…laziness that we can assume Doutzen Kroes suffers from too, because this type of content takes her a minute to coordinate and put up, while a gangbang requires phone calls…get it together, already retired, over the hill booty in a thong…

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2015

23

Jul

Doutzen Kroes, Ex Victoria’s Secret Model, DJ WHore Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret for being old, but she wasn’t fired from being the wife of a DJ making me assume she likes to rave like a crackhead on drugs…I know how DJ Whores work…and the mother of two kids she probably has raised by nannies…while rocking an insane fit body, because I guess she’s dealing with rejection while sitting on her millions of dollars…that she made for being half naked…and that her husband made playing other people’s music…scammers..

That said, she’s better than Miranda Kerr on her hooker mission, dating billionaire after billionaire, until locking down the founder of Snapchat…

And here she is in a bikini

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2015

07

Jul

Doutzen Kroes for Fashion of the Day

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Here’s some Doutzen Kroes hard looking face from all the years of partying….so hard that she married a party DJ….sure he’s probably a multi-millionaire a bunch of times over…but any girl marrying a DJ…is a coke slut into that lifestyle…into being seen at the clubs…even though as a Victoria’s Secret model, that’s easy to pull off without having yourself get knocked up by his black penis…

Well, she’s done with Victoria’s Secret, but that doesn’t mean she can’t use her AMerican Success in Europe for fashion…doing Runway shows and walking around with her big underwear model tits out…

In fact, that’s what she’ll be doing into her 50s, as all these girls do…and I guess the only exciting thing in her, is knowing that her husband and baby daddy cheats on her on the regular…those are the kinds of wives I like…

About last night @versace_official ???? thank you @patmcgrathreal and @guidopalau????????

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2015

06

Jul

MILF Doutzen Kroes Does Instagram of the Daay

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Ex Victoria’s Secret model…Doutzen Kroes…posted some pictures of her partying like a slut…flashing her body…like a slut…in a club…like she was one of the groupies throwing her panties on Doutzen’s Husband when he DJs in Ibiza and he pulls them all backstage, now that his bitch is some old, tired, ex VS model, who has served her purpose and made him kids, allowing him to go back to fucking new models, like he was the casting Director at VS, now that this one is old and forgotten…because there will always be new, fresh, exciting pussy…and I guess Doutzen Kroes is having a hard time accepting that in this “LOOK AT ME”…party slutting..that I appreciate…but I guess I’m not her kid googling my mom at pre-school…

It all seems desperate, the best kind of desperate…keep up the good work.

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2015

18

Jun

Doutzen Kroes for Elle France of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a mom of 2. Retired or Fired Victoria’s Secret model, because Victoria’s Secret realized they can get cheaper girls to model their shit….and I guess the shift from Victoria’s Secret has been a difficult one, you know letting go of the past when the past is all you know, and really the only reason your husband liked you in the first place, leaving her insecure when not half naked….

Luckily Elle France, and really anyone and everyone with a camera is here to make her feel validated…always willing to capture her, even in her retirement and irrelevance half naked…because that’s just the society we live in….

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2015

08

Jun

Doutzen Kroes Breast Feeding Picture of the Day

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I think it is safe to say that this Free the Nipple campaign is artificial. Just another idea for hipster idiots who are entitled thanks to the internet and so tolerant that they are intolerant, and not just to lactose and gluten, but to everything….you know acting more educated than people of the past…but really too ADD to really dig deeper than the surface…it’s like “champion this issue” and move on…especially when masked as body shaming, feminism, or sexuality…

The whole thing is idiotic…

Especially with breast feeding…my entire life has involved babies being fed in public near and around me, and not just because I follow new moms around after their baby swim classes…but because women breast feed in fucking public and probably have since we were in tribes…

The only people that don’t like breast feeding is Facebook /Instagram…and they are evil assholes who monetize your content..and if you pulled your head out of your self involved asses and were less focused on “Likes” you’d realize the real issue here is that you feed into social media…rather than actually do things to make a difference..you cunts..

But I do like seeing nipples in protest of anything…from abortion to trannies…show your nipples and I’m there..

This is not a cause…

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2015

29

May

Doutzen Kroes for Gilles Bensimon of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes dropped out of Victoria’s Secret, because I guess she had no choice, and they had an uprising at the company, where they realized it was time to replace the squad with a new line-up, that we can assume are younger, hotter, more affordable, and already social media stars to help market the cheap to market, low level, over priced, sweatshop made, quick to market, mall brand garbage that every girl wants to endorse, because it means a long lasting career, rich and famous lovers and husbands…and great PR…without really realizing they are just peddling garbage…

That said, Doutzen wants you to know that marrying a black man is not a nail in a coffin of her career, having two kids is not a nail in a coffin of her career, and getting fired from VS isn’t a nail in a coffin of her career…because people know her and want to see her naked…and photographers…like Gilles Bensimon…are there to take the pics…

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