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2014

30

Jul

Doutzen Kroes Made her Baby of the Day

Doutzen Kroes, Victoria’s Secret model just shat out her second baby, and I am not saying that because it is half black thanks to her choice in big penises she fills her Dutch model pussy up with. That would be racist and I am not racist.

I am saying that because the birthing process is disgusting, far more disgusting than actual shitting, because it’s through the vagina, that is probably a mangled mess they are probably having a hard time putting the pieces back together on, the kind of Vagina the lingerie model will have to tape up to not spill out of her brazilian cut seamless panties Victoria’s Secret shove her in when her body is back in shape, in like 2 weeks cuz models aren’t human..and that’s why we like them…but we don’t like this baby making business…it makes perfectly good girls to masturbate to…boring, played out, and old fucking news…

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2014

02

Jul

Doutzen Kroes for Samsung of the Day

Samsung should be paying me for promoting this campaign staring the mother of a half black baby or two that she made in the VIP room at a rave or super-club in Vegas with the DJ, because everyone knows the EDM DJ is the most important, overpaid, specimen of man, who has been clever enough to fuck the system on little to no talent because that’s just the world we live in…brain wash the retard college kids with Ecstasy and Robotic sounds that penetrate their brains..

But Samsung isn’t paying me, so I get to rip into this shitty campaign staring a pregnant with her second interracial in a bikini in the pool, strategically cropping out her body, because she’s pregnant, even though she is only around because of her body…

It’s fucking Samsung, they have money, they could have booked any non-pregnant model and at least shown some ass cheek…

If she’s in a fucking pool, in a bikini, you gotta deliver that bikini, otherwise put her in a fucking snowsuit. You fools.

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2014

14

May

Pregnant Doutzen Kroes of the Day

Wanna know one thing I like better than seeing a pregnant model… seeing a not pregnant model.

That’s all I have to say about that, no wait, I have a rant brewing up inside me, and that rant is that if bitch wants to get pregnant, she might as well retire. She made a decision to commit her life to being half naked for money, and now she’s gone on to get knocked up, but twice by a brother who you know cheats on her, I mean he’s a touring DJ and the non-mom models groupies probably want a piece of him…

Not that it matters…

What matters is that, when you commit to becoming famous for being half naked, you need to put your personal life aside, and you need to trap your men in other ways, like say, by being a fucking babe, instead of by polluting your uterus…

Even though, you know she will bounce back from this, and look better than most moms, reminding the world that fat moms are just lazy and making excuses, like part of some secret society of cake eaters…

She’s still damaged fucking goods, and for that brands should protest her…seriously…

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2014

05

May

Doutzen Kroes in her First Polaroids from 2003 of the Day

I don’t really know if these are that interesting to anyone, I just saved them onto my computer, and figured I might as well post them because I have nothing better to do, and because I like 18 year old versions of most women, especially when those women have desecrated themselves due to a lack of respect and hormones, with child birth…and life..you know parties, and random cocks, and all things that make a girl less appealing to lick, unless you’re like me and figure you’ll just like them all…

I probably should have found the high res so you can zoom in on her vagina that had not been fully abused, but why mock a girl with what was, when you can just go out and find other 18 year olds to entertain your pervert needs…

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2014

02

May

Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

I remember the first time I saw ready to drop porn. I really didn’t like it, or understand why it was happening. I was a firm believer that fucking a pregnant girl, even when you weren’t the father of the child, despite how sad, broken and slutty that made the future mom, was not a nice experience. Maybe the baby makes the pussy tighter, but I doubt it, I’m not doctor but assume shit’s getting ready and is flaring in anticipation for being destroyed by child. Maybe the tits get bigger when filled with milk that I am sure doesn’t taste all that good, but when you’re on a tight budget could be nourishing in your cracked you are fucking a pregnant girl who isn’t pregnant with you baby in. Maybe there is a glow to a pregnant woman and some see it as beautiful, while I just see it as damaged as fuck…but for some reason, when supermodels get together and have uterus kissing parties…I like it…

Here’s some Candice and Doutzen, friends in real life…not just on campaign for Victoria’s Secret..erotic…

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2014

24

Mar

Doutzen Kroes No Make-Up of the Day

There was some scandal or hype or whatever about Victoria’s Secret model, who is probably best known for getting knocked up by a Black DJ, Doutzen Kroes, posting the above pic of her with no make-up on…to remind the world that models are a blank canvas for make-up artists and photographers with great cameras, lenses and lighting to maximize their “lines” and features and make them into the babes you think they are…SMOKE AND MIRRORS

I guess she’s doing it as a public service announcement for all the eating disorders she has likely caused being affiliated with the evil empire Victoria’s Secret…

But the funny thing in all of it is that within a few hours, she posted a bikini pic, just to remind everyone that no one gives a fuck about her face, her career is based on this mom body….

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2014

07

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Riding a Horse Head of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is Riding some statues, and she’s fully clothed in some fashion bullshit for Vogue or some other obscure market fashion imprint…and I am posting it because she’s a lingerie model, and we like lingerie models, even when they represent and evil corporation that exploits Bangladeshi workers to make good margins on over-priced, well marketed, low quality, underwear for middle America…that I guess isn’t even really lingerie or lingerie modelling, but is generally half naked…but more importantly…I am posting this because a woman pressed up against plaster must be a fetish somewhere…

I like to take high concept, beautifully shot things, and take a huge shit on them…and make them bad..It’s my thing.

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2014

20

Feb

Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie for Sunday Times of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a pregnant lingerie model…who is out doing lingerie modelling while pregnant…unless of course she’s not actually pregnant when these were shot…even though if she was it would be way hotter…kinda like some “high” fashion ready to drop porn…something that High Fashion is missing…and I’m not talking getting a pregnant Cindy Crawford posing naked on the cover of Vogue while pregnant, I’m talking full on trying to hide the fetus inside her cuz she wants one more job to help pay for the baby formula before the stripclub makes her stop working due to insurance purposes…

Either way, hot pics.

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2014

06

Feb

Doutzen Kroes Pregnant With Second Kid – Here’s a Tribute To Her of the Day

At risk of sounding racist…and based strictly on my observations visiting the local walmart..where I am stuck in line behind young, fat, white single mothers with 50 shades of brown babies…black guys love knocking up white girls…

I guess there is no exception to the rule when it comes to the rich, famous, supermodel variety of white girl…and the black DJs who might as well be white who married them…

Because Doutzen Kroes is pregnant for a second time…and here is a little tribute of what was, before the second baby ravages her like it was Woody Allen and her body was 7…leaving her a mess or a stretched out shell of what she once was…from Vogue Brazil June 2013

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