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2014

24

Mar

Doutzen Kroes No Make-Up of the Day

There was some scandal or hype or whatever about Victoria’s Secret model, who is probably best known for getting knocked up by a Black DJ, Doutzen Kroes, posting the above pic of her with no make-up on…to remind the world that models are a blank canvas for make-up artists and photographers with great cameras, lenses and lighting to maximize their “lines” and features and make them into the babes you think they are…SMOKE AND MIRRORS

I guess she’s doing it as a public service announcement for all the eating disorders she has likely caused being affiliated with the evil empire Victoria’s Secret…

But the funny thing in all of it is that within a few hours, she posted a bikini pic, just to remind everyone that no one gives a fuck about her face, her career is based on this mom body….

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2014

07

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Riding a Horse Head of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is Riding some statues, and she’s fully clothed in some fashion bullshit for Vogue or some other obscure market fashion imprint…and I am posting it because she’s a lingerie model, and we like lingerie models, even when they represent and evil corporation that exploits Bangladeshi workers to make good margins on over-priced, well marketed, low quality, underwear for middle America…that I guess isn’t even really lingerie or lingerie modelling, but is generally half naked…but more importantly…I am posting this because a woman pressed up against plaster must be a fetish somewhere…

I like to take high concept, beautifully shot things, and take a huge shit on them…and make them bad..It’s my thing.

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2014

20

Feb

Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie for Sunday Times of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a pregnant lingerie model…who is out doing lingerie modelling while pregnant…unless of course she’s not actually pregnant when these were shot…even though if she was it would be way hotter…kinda like some “high” fashion ready to drop porn…something that High Fashion is missing…and I’m not talking getting a pregnant Cindy Crawford posing naked on the cover of Vogue while pregnant, I’m talking full on trying to hide the fetus inside her cuz she wants one more job to help pay for the baby formula before the stripclub makes her stop working due to insurance purposes…

Either way, hot pics.

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2014

06

Feb

Doutzen Kroes Pregnant With Second Kid – Here’s a Tribute To Her of the Day

At risk of sounding racist…and based strictly on my observations visiting the local walmart..where I am stuck in line behind young, fat, white single mothers with 50 shades of brown babies…black guys love knocking up white girls…

I guess there is no exception to the rule when it comes to the rich, famous, supermodel variety of white girl…and the black DJs who might as well be white who married them…

Because Doutzen Kroes is pregnant for a second time…and here is a little tribute of what was, before the second baby ravages her like it was Woody Allen and her body was 7…leaving her a mess or a stretched out shell of what she once was…from Vogue Brazil June 2013

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2013

11

Dec

Doutzen Kroes in Some Photoshoot of the Day

Doutzen Kroes in a shoot by Michael Beauplet…it’s up on some hipster in her apartment high concept shit that isn’t really high concept at all but bitch is in panthose, gym socks and a fucking leotard spread eagled on the floor making it good enough for me…

I mean if you look at anything, from Hollywood to fucking porn, photography to fashion…everyone has run out of ideas and it’s just one big perpetual idea wheel slowly turning so the repeat is spread out enough that people who notice don’t bother caring anymore cuz they’ve grown up and started families…you know have thrown away their lives and interests in exchange for a life of suburban lawn mowing out of touch hell…

But I still like looking at babes posing…cuz I got nothing else going on.

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2013

06

Nov

Doutzen Kroes Instagrammed a Sext of the DAy

2 Weeks ago Doutzen Kroes posted a picture of her husband, some black DJ from Ibiza or some shit, jerking off to her mom ass putting on a webcam show, like some low level web cam girl trying to pay her rent without getting a real job, in what is offensive as fuck, at least to me, and should be flagged and deleted off Instagram, even if there’s no spread asshole in the pic, because we know what’s going on, and no one wants to see this married couple on the road missing each other….it’s the fucking worst…

This pervert shit I call her trying to keep his balls empty so he doesn’t fuck groupies like he fucked her when she was a groupie…even though we all knows he does…it’s part of knocking up a Victoria’s Secret model…you have no choice but to find other relevant pussy to stick your dick in….

Either way, it happened…

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2013

24

Oct

Doutzen Kroes Forgot her Victoria’s Secret Bra of the Day

You’d think that being a Victoria’s Secret model, you’d have all the push up bras needed to make your tits look like implants, but yet mom and babe Doutzen Kroes threw that option out that window and said to herself “I’m gonna let my mom tits sag” but in some random imported accent…and I guess in protest to the brand that made her and paid her a lot of money…like a teenage girl trying to piss off her dad by fucking a black dude…only worse because I hate when the truth in titties is thrown down my throat…like when you bring a girl home with you only for the padded underwire shit to reveal her A-Cups…and not even because I hate small tits, in fact I love small tits, but I just don’t like a girl who blatantly lies…it’s like what else are you lying about….we’ll discuss after the roofies wear off…seeing as that’s the only way any of us get girls in push up bras home with us…

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2013

20

Sep

Dree Hemingway and Doutzen Kroes Kinda Naked for LOVE of the Day

Dree Hemingway and Doutzen Kroes are in LOVE magazine…and they are pretty hot…I don’t know which one is which because I have facial recognition blindness…but that doesn’t mean I would try to ejaculate on both their faces…if given the chance…it just means I wouldn’t know which one is which…

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2013

20

Aug

Doutzen Kroes for Vogue Spain of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is naked in Vogue Spain, which I guess is interesting enough to look at, mainly because she’s not naked in Vogue Africa, because Africans is normally what she gets naked for…but maybe she only does that if they are DJs who can get her pregnant…

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2013

14

Aug

Doutzen Kroes for Vogue Netherlands of the Day

The hightlight of this Vouge Netherlands shoot featuring mom, DJ Whore, black penis chaser, with her stretched out vagina isn’t that a tall as fuck girl from wherever the fuck she is from, I’m gonna assume Netherlands, can become a cover girl, and it is not that Victoria’s Secret can brain wash an industry by brainwashing men into thinking their girls are the end all and be all of pussy…leading to getting them more work…the hightlight of this shoot is that she’s in pee stance in one of the pics, and I love watching girls pee, either on my face, on the sidewalk, in my mouth, or on each other…making this some pretty racy fucking fashion pics…sure she may just be squatting but my imagination is good enough to visualize a stream…of urine…dripping down her model thigh…

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2013

13

Aug

Doutzen Kroes is Good at Instagram of the Day

I wonder why this mom’s instagram of her in a bikini having a fun summer weekend in a bikini is far hotter than every mom I have on my TWITTER , FACEBOOK or INSTAGRAM ..who post bikini pics on those sites without advising a panel of experts because if they advised a panel of expert they would in no way allow them to put up their bikini pics..

It’s like is Doutzen really genetically superior to 99 percent of moms? Or does she just put in work. Are all other moms just lazy and failing, because based on their vacation pics, they pretty much don’t give a fuck and have clearly thrown in the towel…

I mean why is looking at Doutzen Kroes amazing, despite knowing she’s tainted by the black cock and the baby, two strikes against her but still spectacular…

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2013

30

May

Doutzen Kroes is Hot as Hell for Vogue Brazil of the Day


I already posted GISELE IN THE LATEST VOGUE BRASIL looking greased up and amazing…and I’ve already posted Alessandra Ambrosio in the LAtest Vogue Brasil looking leggier than the double amputee I met at the airport….so I had no choice but to post these pics of Doutzen in the same magazine totally smoking the other models if this was my Model Wars reality show that I pitched but that never got picked up….

Seriously, this black DJ baby making vagina is good, and I’m someone who is both unphased and even hates celebrating these women who are celebrated everyday….

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2013

29

May

Doutzen Kroes’ Amazing Picture for Instagram of the Day

Doutzen Kroes did good for instagram…I wonder how she took this picture of herself, or maybe it’s just one from a photoshoot that makes her feel like she’s hot, desirable, and that she wants everyone to see, because it makes her feel good about herself….even though you’d think her bank account that is full thanks to the way she looks is enough for her….you know at this stage she can put ugly pics up and they still look better than the pussy we all fuck, but I guess she prefers the pro shots, you know to showcase her work, and get that pat on the back from us perverts that wish our instagram “Like” was our semen….inside her….but she prefers darker colored DJs you your pasty failure ass…..because you see…she’s got this ass and it’s professional grade, no time for amateurs.

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2013

24

May

Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

In case you didn’t know Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes are models who were abducted by the evil corporation called Limited Brands.

Limited Brands had sales of 4 billion or more dollars last year, their biggest revenue producer – Victoria’s Secret.

Based in the midwest, the company has been catering to “middle american women” through catalog pictures of hot bodied girls they try to make into celebrities, by owning them, and promoting the hell out of them, setting them up with A-Listers, getting them gigs in other magazines….in what is all one huge evil ad telling below average chicks they too can be sexy for their husbands, give him something to fantasize about, even if they can’t…..

That’s why they must abduct girls from the third world, not that South Africa is necessarily the third world, unless you’re living in a tribe with HIV….or that the Netherlands are the third world unless you’re a strung out person on the street…..but they give these girls a stamp of approval, a green card to America, and the chance to become celebrities, in a job all girls everywhere want to have, because that’s the fucking power of marketing….

14 year old high school girls are not telling their teachers they want to be doctors or the first president….they are saying they want to be Victoria’s Secret models….and that’s some serious fucking brain washing….at 14, already committed to a brand, just because of the push they put in catalogs….pussy that I’d like to get pregnant, or at least mail jars of my sperm to, hoping they get themselves pregnant with it, in some freak accident….but pussy that probably shouldn’t be a source of inspiration for kids to idolize….unless you’re a superficial fuck like me who is happy that girls look up to lingerie models and not fat chicks…cuz maybe that’ll help the obesity crisis, increase fitness, and give me a new generation of chick to jerk off to on instagram in a few years….cuz I’m tired of all the fat….and want more girls to be flawless….and not Flawless like this hypocritical campaign, telling all chicks they are flawless while using chicks who are actually flawless….I mean if they really want to speak to fat trash, they should replace these ethnic babes with something more relatable….like Walmart Clerks….

Here’s the video….

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2013

17

May

Doutzen Kroes for H&M Summer by Terry Richardson of the Day

I like me some model pussy…especially when it is cheating on one evil billion dollar corporation….that it normally models underwear and bikinis fro….for another evil billion dollar corporation….that funds sweat shops, that is responsible for the fall of production in America…that over charges people for 2 dollar items…

It’s like some weird underbelly, like Victoria’s Secret lends out their model, which is their number one asset, for some secret fabric supplier information or something….

But the backstory doesn’t matter, it’s the pictures that I’m more interested in…

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