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2015

22

Apr

Doutzen Kroes For Vogue of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret and like all girls who get fired or dumped…she’s on a mission to win.

I guess that involves posting slutty pics on instagram, staging paparazzi bikini pics, breast feeding on instagram, and reaching for every twist in the story she can…when not doing media…like this hot editorial for Vogue…

I mean as a dutch mom of two..she’s pretty fucking spectacular…I’d definitely be down for her tulips…which may look like four or 8 lips…thanks to the abuse it has seen…but I’d probably say that about any dutch model I’d be into fucking…I am so predictible…

Here’s her shorts for Instagram….the ay I think all mom shorts should be…

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2015

15

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Posts See Through Bra Pic on Instagram of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a recently fired from Victoria’s Secret model…who has taken the rejection pretty well…by getting into her bra and panties for instagram on her own, without the help of some evil brand and a million dollar contract, because who needs a million dollar contract in this this era….when all you need is an instagram account…

She’s a mom of two, she’s got a rockin’ body, her husband is black…she’s wearing sheer lingerie in an instagram pic, with visible nipple, which obviously is a cry to get noticed, so in a lot of ways she’s like a Kim Kardashian…

But luckily for her, not in the body….because the nice thing about this Sheer lingerie is that it is sheer…it is the subtle, more sophisticated, even classy, titty flash…

I approve of her being fired…it makes her work harder…

Here’s her subtle “butt selfie”

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2015

10

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Rocks the One-Piece of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes, ex Victoria’s Secret model, who was recently fired and mom of Two…who doesn’t need to worry about money…because she’s rich and with some DJ you know probably fucks college girls around the world…every chance he gets…not becuase he’s black, but because raves are mainstram and college girls love that shit….

She is probably going through some kind of crisis now that her contract wasn’t renewed…because she’s been calling the paparazzi, and now posting pics of her in one-pieces…like she’s some kind of bikini expert thanks to showing up on set sometimes…

I assume she was the last wave of Victoria’s Secret models who will make actual money, thanks to the internet and these insta hoes being inexpensive for their huge following…which is what these brands want…

So now she’s forced to figure shit out…and she’s doing it in one pieces…and that’s ok..because Milk filled tits are good…in one-pieces…

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2015

06

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Pumps Breast Milk of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes, ex Victoria’s Secret model, who was recently fired and mom of Two…with some DJ you know probably fucks college girls around the world…every chance he gets…is probably going through some kind of crisis now that her contract wasn’t renewed…

She was the last wave of Victoria’s Secret models who make serious bank being Victoria’s Secret models, as models now do shit for a hell of a lot less, and think just how many followers being a VS model would get you on social media…totally worth the trade…

The people at VS aren’t idiots..I mean sure they are probably horrible people who exploit asians to make their shitty, cheesy products, but they aren’t idiots, and know they can get so much more reach for so much less than a Doutzen…

So she’s calling paparazzi, trying to get seen…and more importantly, she’s doing parenting right..by posting the best parts of it to social media…Lactaction..

Milk filled tits are good…

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2015

01

Apr

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was in a bathing suit…because Doutzen Kroes is a bathing suit model…and she’s putting it out there for free because this is like a doctor doing some Doctor’s Without Borders shit, giving back to the community or some shit, by feeding her fucking ego…and mom of two with black babies or not…she’s still pretty magical…in black and white from afar….

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2015

31

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was once a Victoria’s Secret model, but then she quit and moved back home to raise her multiple black babies that she has with some DJ…since Victoria’s pays shit, but put her on the map, when otherwise she’d jsut be some THOT posting bikini pics on her instagram, probably not married to an international DJ, but working the bar and fucking local DJs….because Victoria’s Secret is a stap of approaval, and based on her social media…I assume it is something she probably misses, because why else is she getting half naked like this…it’s for the fans…and the ego…of an exhibitionist…

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2015

02

Mar

Doutzen Kroes for Vogue Netherlands of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is dutch model who up until 2015, is known for being a Victoria’s Secret model, something that worked out alright for her, because it landed her a black superstar DJ husband and baby daddy, lots of money, and a platform to launch pretty much whatever the fuck she wants, since America loves her, and the Netherlands where she is from are excited that America loves her, probably giving her her own TV show in her local market, so that she doesn’t have to travel the world anymore unless she wants to….and she can fade into obscurity until her husband leaves her for a younger model, and she’s forced to fight back and reclaim what she gave up when she got too comfortable with her successes, and cocky enough to quit the biggest thing that ever happened to her, and will probably ever happen to her…Victoria’s Secret…

Well here she is imitating some Classic Hollywood for Vogue Netherlands…because she conquered America…is back home…and will soon be forgotten…here are the uneventful – non-nude pics…

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2015

13

Feb

Doutzen Kroes is Victoria’s Secreat Answer to Kim Kardashian of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is the Victoria’s Secret model who is married and has a bunch of babies with a black guy and by looking at these recent pics of her ass, I think we can all understand how that happened, I mean that’s a fucking ass…and black dude’s love ass. Is that a racist statement, is the one black dude who doesn’t like ass freaking out that I said that, is he saying “you racist fuck, all dudes love ass, not just black dudes, in fact I don’t even like ass, I like things in my ass, because I’m a little bitch”…

Either way, I normally hate on Victoria’s Secret, but never on their models, they do cast some serious babes, that’s why they end up becoming famous models all thanks to their marketing machine. It’s like they don’t even need to pay these girls, I mean they can just own them, like the livestock that they are to the brand…

Which doesn’t matter, what matters is how fat Doutzen’s ass is….I’m glad they’ve turned her into the Victoria’s Secret Kim Kardashian….

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2015

04

Feb

Doutzen Kroes for WSJ of the Day

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This just goes to show you, that if you take a picture of a professional model, she can make it look good, especially if you’re a good photographer, who gets hired to take pictures of celebrities and models, and gets paid a lot of fucking money…

I mean the reality of the whole thing is that this is her job, so if she looked shitty, like babies she has made with her celeb DJ, she probably wpuldn’t be a model married to a celeb DJ….but more of a regular girl who does regular things…like not pose like an asshole for pictures…of nonsense that mean nothing and serve no purpose…other than to sell product, or maybe to make give ugly girls something to make them feel shitty about themselves…who fucking cares…

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2015

14

Jan

Candice and Doutzem Kroes for Manic Magazine of the Day

I don’t know anything about Manic Magazine, but I think it is safe to say that their editorial team, or their creative director, or whoever the fuck works at the magazine coordinating shoots, has done a great job scanning pics from random Victoria’s Secret Catalogs…I mean unless they actually had access to Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel and decided that they’ll uses them exactly how they are always used, even though they are willing to do so much more…in which case…is a total fucking fail…

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2014

14

Nov

Doutzen Kroes Does the Squat of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a Victoria’s Secret model from the Netherlands, with a black husband and two black babies, aka a broken vagina that I guess she tapes up so that she can still participate in the Victoria’s Secret brain washing informercials, that the whole world is watching because they think these girls are hot, which they are, important, which they aren’t, and not peddling garbage sweat shop gear, which they are….because it’s all she’s ever done that matters….and without them…she’s nothing but a mom of two with a good body…and I guess that’s good enough.

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2014

11

Nov

Doutzen Kroes for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Doutzen Kroes has black babies, I wonder what the racists think of that, because you know the only people jerking off to Victoria’s Secret Catalogs are white trash hicks, who still get catalogs in their trailer parks, because them computer things are confusing…

That said, she’s boring, these pics are boring, models are boring and overpriced mall underwear made in sweatshops for middle of the road people is boring.

But they have an infomercial coming out, and I guess putting Doutzen, their Dutch star in mainstream advertorial, to seem like people care about these models, and they do, when they shouldn’t…is all part of the hustle..

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2014

12

Aug

Doutzen Kroes Ready To Drop Fashion Porn of the Day

Doutzen Kroes already had her baby, so I am not too sure why I am releasing these pictures now, I assume it is because I am not releasing them at all, I didn’t take them. I wasn’t involved in the schedule, I am just a Robin Hood motherfucker who repurposes pictures other people take of women who don’t talk to me and will never talk to me – and make jokes about them that aren’t even that funny and hardly jokes..

It’s like what can I say about these, that she has a half black baby inside her for the second time, and she felt the need to celebrate it because all mothers think carrying a child is a beautiful thing, despite it being totally unnatural and scary…even a pivotal scene in the movie Aliens….

I can talk about ready to drop porn and how it is some depressing shit for some people who have just out grown masturbation to normal shit, so lonely they crave pregnant women in their lives…so tapped out from jerking off to regular porn, it is the only way they can come..

Or I can just post the pics…How about I do that…I mean they aren’t even that good.

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2014

30

Jul

Doutzen Kroes Made her Baby of the Day

Doutzen Kroes, Victoria’s Secret model just shat out her second baby, and I am not saying that because it is half black thanks to her choice in big penises she fills her Dutch model pussy up with. That would be racist and I am not racist.

I am saying that because the birthing process is disgusting, far more disgusting than actual shitting, because it’s through the vagina, that is probably a mangled mess they are probably having a hard time putting the pieces back together on, the kind of Vagina the lingerie model will have to tape up to not spill out of her brazilian cut seamless panties Victoria’s Secret shove her in when her body is back in shape, in like 2 weeks cuz models aren’t human..and that’s why we like them…but we don’t like this baby making business…it makes perfectly good girls to masturbate to…boring, played out, and old fucking news…

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2014

02

Jul

Doutzen Kroes for Samsung of the Day

Samsung should be paying me for promoting this campaign staring the mother of a half black baby or two that she made in the VIP room at a rave or super-club in Vegas with the DJ, because everyone knows the EDM DJ is the most important, overpaid, specimen of man, who has been clever enough to fuck the system on little to no talent because that’s just the world we live in…brain wash the retard college kids with Ecstasy and Robotic sounds that penetrate their brains..

But Samsung isn’t paying me, so I get to rip into this shitty campaign staring a pregnant with her second interracial in a bikini in the pool, strategically cropping out her body, because she’s pregnant, even though she is only around because of her body…

It’s fucking Samsung, they have money, they could have booked any non-pregnant model and at least shown some ass cheek…

If she’s in a fucking pool, in a bikini, you gotta deliver that bikini, otherwise put her in a fucking snowsuit. You fools.

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