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2017

13

Mar

Doutzen Kroes vs Daphne Groeneveld in the Towel Series of the Day

Doutzen Kroes and Daphne Groeneveld both let creepy overpaid fashion photographer who has been doing this “towel series” with models on his shoots…like a creeper who brings towels to the shoots he’s being overpaid to be at…like some kind of towel pervert…with his own personal creative / fetish intentions when clients are paying him and the models to be there, yet he instead makes it about his fucking self…it’s like hey get naked, put this own, let me take pics, make them black and white and put you in my book….getting paid…double dipping…something these girls are probably not strangers to…I mean double dipping is how they paid their rent before actually making that model money..if you know what I mean…and if you don’t ….either do I really, but assume it has to do with taking rich cock to finance their fancy fucking lives on yachts and shit…

All this to say, Towel series…not too inspiring, exciting or good…they both look the damn same…but whatever…

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2017

08

Mar

Old Timer Models Doutzen Kroes & Lara Stone Lesbians for Vogue Magazine of the Day

Two old timer models Doutzen Kroes, who you remember as the Dutch model, who had two kids with a black techno dance music DJ, before getting fired from Victoria’s Secret, despite being a long time Victoria’s Seceret girl….and Lara Stone, who married some fat British Comedian, has a gap in her tooth, and massive tits she’s always shown in her “work” that is hardly work, but more escorting marketing material….to land rich dudes…who she can use to fund the lawyer who tried to sue me for posting her wedding pics…a wedding that has long been over because that’s how these rich sluts make it work….

They both look haggard…they looked drugged out or botoxed up…but they are naked and cuddling, more hardcore then men’s titty mags get…all for fashion which is fucking weird…but it happened…under a reputable photographer’s lens, hair and make-up and budget…yes still looking like shit…

But then again, two old bitches getting naked to cuddle for attention is a beautiful thing no matter how bad or sad it may look or be..because they are still top models…and they are still naked…so take it in people…take it all in…

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2017

11

Jan

Doutzen Kroes, Isabeli Fontant and Natashy Poly Tits for Balmain of the Day

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I always assumed no one gave a fuck about Doutzen Kroes – because Victoria’s Secret, a mall brand, threw her out….and no one was upset about it…except maybe her and her husband because it would mean that she’s around more…

She’s a fucking mom with a bunch of kids, sure she still looks good, but when a mall brand gets rid of you, you’d think a fashion brand wouldn’t touch you…then you remember that all this bullshitt is connected…and that all this bullshit is bullshit…and that Kim Kardashian is a big advocate for this brand Balmain…meaning despite being overpriced it’s ghetto as fuck….and has no standards…

But it does feature tits..and I like model tits in ads…it works for me.

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2017

02

Jan

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes, may have a hot ass and a hot body, but all I see is a model that no one wants, you know one thrown the fuck out by Victoria’s Secret because she wasn’t pulling in numbers, in what I would assume is because she is married and has kids with a black guy, who probably cheats on her…and the mall shoppers in Victoria’s Secret are racist, even all the black women who shop at Victoria’s Secret, and there are a lot of them, if you ever go into a Victoria’s Secret, black bitches love it, and I guess none of them want to see their black men with white women….and by black women, I mean white men they hate when big black cock enter their women..unless they are into the whole cuckold thing…

Doesn’t matter…I guess they do want to see other white women selling the fucking dream of made in China bullshit underwear…and I’ll still look at Victoria’s Secret dutch ass shameless in Miami on all fours for the paparazzi – in a “look at me, look at me, look at me, hustle”…when you go from being paid to be half naked a few days a month, to no one wanting you, it hurts….so it’s nice to relive it…I guess…I’m more into the staring at it…

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2016

01

Nov

Doutzen Kroes Lingerie for HUnkemoller of the Day

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Back in september I wrote this about Doutzen Kroes-Black DJ baby making lingerie model’s campaign with this random lingerie company:


Doutzen Kroes got fired from Victoria’s Secret, but she didn’t let that stop her from living out her dreams – or living out what she considers her marketable skills of being a lingerie model – even though she’s not good enough for the big guys, she was still part of the big guys and like any fired employee can spin it to make it look like it was her choice to walk from the million dollar a year contract – to focus on her own projects – since no one likes to be stifled by the mean boss breathing down their neck, and some people like to go off and freelance, building an empire of her own….

I’m surprised any company would want to use someone fired from Victoria’s Secret, when they could use countless young girls who have huge instagram following to at least pretend they are sourcing fresh blood….but like they say – one man’s trash is another man’s cum dumpster…so I guess this is “cum dumpster”…in the lingerie world…

Pretty much stand by that…at least the first sentence…I didn’t read the rest…it’s not that important…when you only care about seeing the half naked dutch mom of two…I figure if you get fired from the industry standard underwear company…I’d assume no other underwear company would touch you….but rather force her to fend for herself…begging to get pics of her in underwear taken…you know to feel alive…I guess people aren’t very creative and just go with what they assume is a bargain….maybe even free…just to make her feel like it’s not all over for her…while it is.

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2016

06

Sep

Doutzen Kroes for Hunkemoller Lingerie of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes got fired from Victoria’s Secret, but she didn’t let that stop her from living out her dreams – or living out what she considers her marketable skills of being a lingerie model – even though she’s not good enough for the big guys, she was still part of the big guys and like any fired employee can spin it to make it look like it was her choice to walk from the million dollar a year contract – to focus on her own projects – since no one likes to be stifled by the mean boss breathing down their neck, and some people like to go off and freelance, building an empire of her own….

I’m surprised any company would want to use someone fired from Victoria’s Secret, when they could use countless young girls who have huge instagram following to at least pretend they are sourcing fresh blood….but like they say – one man’s trash is another man’s cum dumpster…so I guess this is “cum dumpster”…in the lingerie world…

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2016

26

Jul

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a bikini model…in a bikini…with her DJ boyfriend who you know fucks other chicks when she’s not around…but since quitting Victoria’s Secret…she’s always fucking around…forcing him to actually spend time with her on vacation between his sets at IBIZA…at least for a week or two before sending her and the kids back to Amsterdam, so that he can go back to fucking party girls..

You see I know DJs and not once has any DJ ever say “it’s about the music man”…it’s always about making stupid money and standing in front of a room of idiots dancing on drugs…so that they don’t have to dance…amongst the crowd as DJing, especially now requires no talent – so that they can fuck….line ups of girls every night to fuck….even Victoria’s Secret models want to fuck…and get pregnant when you fuck them….because girls are crazy and like throwing away their model careers like that…

Doesn’t matter, she’s in a bikini…with her man…on a yacht…because this is what pulling off a great fucking scam is about…

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2016

22

Jul

Doutzen Kroes VS Mariah Carey Cunt Flash for Charity of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes flashed her vagina in the worst way – but not actually flashing her vagina while attending world leader and bullshit model fucker Leonardo DiCaprio…who along with fucking models and men according to my sources – he also is an activist, with his own charity that is coincidentally a tax write off but also proof of his caring….

So dude who flies private jets and cries about the environment – who owns houses around the world that all use power – who owns cars that all burn gas – and who makes stupid fucking money – shows that he’s not bullshit – by putting on celebrity events – that cost millions of dollars to raise a fraction of that for charity…

But it makes him feel good….like Doutzen Kroes feels when getting invited, like she still matters….
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Mariah Carey and her big old lady tits were also there, and she also flashed what could be a vagina if it was a vagina – but it’s not her vagina…

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2016

18

Jul

Doutzen Kroes in ELLE of the Day

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Do you believe in life after Victoria’s Secret modeling? Doutzen Kroes has taking her commerical marketable socially accepted hotness and shown us all that even when Victoria’s Secret says “fuck off you’re not worth the money we’ve paid you all these fucking years”….she can still post topless or in panties or both for magazines,

It’s like if you train a woman to pose half naked – like the best – you know like an olympian of half naked modeling – she will always find her way – even when those people turn on her – seeing as getting half naked is always something people are looking for.

And if that doesn’t workout, you can always get knocked up twice by some famous and successful DJ from your hometown…

Either way, nice to see Doutzen surviving – and not obese…eating her feelings – based on her failures…you know waking up and going to the studio and stripping like she’s meant to.

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2016

14

Jun

Doutzen Kroes Not Done Modeling of the Day

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I guess when you’ve made it from your little Dutch village to the pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog, before being fired, you’ve had a taste of the good life and even though the brand threw you away, doesn’t mean you’ll throw it away….

Even if you’re rich, famous, have a rich and famous husband, a couple kids to tend to…you still keep up the modeling, becuase it’s the only thing you know, that matters, and why give it all up – even though your main client doesn’t want you…someone else out there will eat out of the dumpster pussy that is Doutzen Kroes…

She’s making moves, still looks good, not letting her failures define her – as she counts all her money being someone you all want to fuck…because when she loses, she’s still winning compared to all of you losers..

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2016

13

Jun

Doutzen Kroes for Glamour of the Day

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Get fired from Victoria’s Secret for being a greedy cunt, or whatever they fired her for, and get really fucking fit and hot…that’s the life plan of mom of many mix raced DJ babies – DJ whore and model Doutzen Kroes…

I know what you’re thinking, and that is that Doutzen doesn’t matter, she is insignificant, interchangeable, proven by the brand that fired her – they are still in business, they have replaced her, they haven’t lost sales because of her leaving the company, they probably don’t even remember her bratty and annoying bullshit….meaning she is fucking replaceable….

Not to mention, her touring DJ baby daddy, probably replaces her all the time when on the road, because masturbation for DJs usually involves fucking girls….who like the DJ…and there are lots of them, even Victorias Secret models….

There are countless other models willing to get naked to get ahead…but I still think this DOUTZEN shoot is a rockin’ magical body worth looking at…because it is…

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2015

01

Dec

Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie for the Enemy of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes left Victoria’s Secret to work for H&M in the battle of the mall brand, fast fashion, made by sweatshops in China, but turned into billions of dollars in revenue, because they are better are slave labor than silly made in American types…who still buy, finance and fuel this insane production system that makes other countries world leaders…all because you can save 20% on the margins because you get to avoid Unions….and lazy Americans with their work condition…

I guess it’s December 1st, so a bitch, who has more than one baby and a black DJ boyfriend who you know fuck groupies, in red lingerie holding Christmas props in the laziest shoot for a million dollar campaign that will help sell a billion dollars in merch over the next two weeks…is perfect representation of that…

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2015

06

Oct

Doutzen Kroes in Holland Herald of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret because she’s old, too expensive, and there are a bunch of hotter, younger girls who are more keen to get involved with the brand…they don’t need some mom and her mixed race…which is mulatto or half breed to the racists I know you are….they don’t need some DJ whore from the Netherlands annoying them with her bullshit diva demands…so they let her leave gracefully…and pretend she’s got better things to do, you know new projects, a new direction that will take up all her time making it impossible to give Victoria’s Secret the one day a month they need her and pay her millions of dollars for…SURE…

You know, projects like fame whoring for the paparazzi in Miami…going to clubs to supervise her man…and this …”The Holland Herald”….moving’ on up…fading into obscurity…as models in their 30s do.

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2015

09

Sep

Doutzen Kroes See Through Dress of the Day

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So GQ had a men of the year award show what I assume was a couple of days ago, so I guess it was only logical to invite model to their arbitrary, bullshit, award show that I assume is strictly based on awarding people who either help their brand or marketing, or people who lure the models to attend their Gala, so that they can maximize the cost of the event…makes sense…

Because we all know I am the man of the year, in terms of failed relationships, failed in business, failed in life, but really good at self destructing with affordable alcohol and unprotected sex with girls who aren’t my wife…and who probably have aids, even though I don’t….

Exciting…but not really…

She’s waring a see through dress…but not really..

It’s all lies..LIES…everyone does this shit for attention….

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Jourdan Dunn was also at the GQ Men of the Year event…she showed side tit…

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2015

18

Aug

Doutzen Kroes Booty Pop of the Day

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I don’t know whether the world needs more pictures of some Dutch model pushing 30…who is married to a DJ who she probably met backstage while high on MDMA and he forgot to finish in her ass…leading to the first of their two babies…in some attention seeking bikini pics….

Especially now that she’s not Victoria’s Secret, because she’s not good enough for them, and they are pretty loyal to the girls they make famous, but in this case, they just kicked her out of the catalog like it was some bad reality show…that I should write and produce called Catalog girl, that now that I just posted will be stolen by Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks and a variation of their two model shows…

Not that it matters, what matters is that all ass in bikini pics matter on instagram, and I’d post all of them, but there are too many of them, so I just focus on the already established girls, rather than the up and comers fucking their way through the industry finding their place…because that’s all part of laziness…laziness that we can assume Doutzen Kroes suffers from too, because this type of content takes her a minute to coordinate and put up, while a gangbang requires phone calls…get it together, already retired, over the hill booty in a thong…

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