I like me some model pussy…especially when it is cheating on one evil billion dollar corporation….that it normally models underwear and bikinis fro….for another evil billion dollar corporation….that funds sweat shops, that is responsible for the fall of production in America…that over charges people for 2 dollar items…

It’s like some weird underbelly, like Victoria’s Secret lends out their model, which is their number one asset, for some secret fabric supplier information or something….

But the backstory doesn’t matter, it’s the pictures that I’m more interested in…

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This picture of Doutzen Kroes being assaulted by a dude while wearing a bikini could be interpreted in so many ways…and all those ways are hilarious and amazing….even erotic….

Not because I think bikini models being manhandled is some hot shit, not because I think assaulted half naked women too weak to fight off a man is hot, you twisted fucks, but because I like to see a husband and baby daddy being playful on the beach with his model wife in her bikini, it just shows us the power of a love…..there is romance still left in the world. Right?

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Doutzen Kroes is a mom and I generally hate moms, but she is also a bikini model and I generally love bikini models, or at least looking at their amazing bodies in bikinis, because that’s what they are designed, built, trained to do, in ways that make me ignore the fact that babies have crawled out of their womb, unless I am using it as a reference point to tell all the dumpy, loose stomach moms at the public pool that they are just fucking lazy bitches and I tell them to google girls like Doutzen Kroes to see why.

All this to say, she’s ripped, she’s good, she’s in a bikini, I am into stepfathering her black baby, if she wasn’t so smitten with her DJ husband, who probably bangs all the DJ whores on the road, cuz you know what they say, even if your wife is Doutzen Kroes, she still becomes a naggy cunt you’re bored of fucking, which makes me anxiously await her divorce….not because I think I’ll get with her, but because I frown on love and happiness.

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Wanna know what the world doesn’t need? More Victoria’s Secret pics.

They are all the fucking same, boring, repetitive and a total mis-use of willing models, who would totally be naked and spread if the brand asked that of her….but instead they walk this fine line of photoshopped nipples and vagina, to cater to their Christian wholesome crowd, you see cuz that makes them billions of dollars…while boring the fuck out of me.

Don’t get me wrong, I like their gang of sluts, I like them half naked, I just don’t like the lack of effort they put in….but I’m posting it anyway, even if it is a fucking fail.

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It is safe to say, that in Doutzen Kroes’ entire career as a top model, from working with the top fashion photographers, to brands and magazines that put huge money into their fashion shoots, this picture is her best fucking picture of all time…and to think it was shot by some immigrant paparazzi who was unemployed and figured he’d go out and try to make a living chasing celebrities, cuz it’s better than being deported. Seriously, good work Doutzen, no wonder you’re a model, you make it look so easy.

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Doutzen Kroes is a DJ whore, literally. She doesn’t just groupie on a DJ at the club, because he’s the life of the party, and all the quality girls are the ones in the DJ booth, or the VIP. You know, cuz being a Victoria’s Secret model is not enough celebrity for her to get into the VIP room, a place where I assume she got knocked up with her DJ husbands baby….a baby that didn’t ruin her sex appeal, because her job depends on it, a baby that didn’t get in the way of her raving out at ULTRA music festival.

Even if her RAVING, was more spending the day in her bikini, and the night supervising, in efforts to make sure her party man, isn’t partying too hard, with the next generation of groupies, who just like her, are throwing their vaginas at the DJ cuz they are rollin’ on MDMA and he’s the fucking star of the show…even though Doutzen’s body should be the star, this girl is a pro at this bikini shit.

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Doutzen Kroes posted this picture of her ass on Instagram…because either she finds it amazing to look at…like I do…or she’s offended that the paparazzi violated her bikini body privacy…even though as far as I’m concerned…she sold off that bikini body for millions of dollars a year…making it public domain to jerk off to….or at least stare at romantically….

Here’s a video that’s got more angles of this amazingness…

She’s a lot of fun.

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This Doutzen Kroes, despite her being married and having a kid, something we frown upon here at Stepfather, because having kids is disgusting on so many levels, and even being an half assed “not your real dad”…is bad enough….and that’s just on an emotional level and not on a vaginal level….and she’s looking like a lot of half naked fun…I am sure her black DJ boyfriend…loves makin’ this white girl twerk in all kinds of hip hop music video ways….and as gross as some of you racists find it…I personally like a big girl who can fit big things…like forearms inside her….that’s why one of my favorite role playing games is “Reverse” birth….

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This Doutzen Kroes….lingerie model….shoot in Terry Richardson’s studio is a serious fucking let down…it’s like dude has a book with pics of girls laying eggs, or of him eating them out, or of him stomping on his own dick…you know edgy and exciting, even if obvious pics that made him who he is…but he gets a babe….who is willing to do all those things cuz she’s a puppet…and this is what comes of it….depressing.

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Doutzen Kroes is a mom to a 1/4 black baby and she’s fucking hot enough for me to stare at in a bikini or lingerie for Victoria’s Secret in these catalog shots…which isn’t saying much…since any girl…fat or not is hot enough for me to look at in lingerie for a catalog…because half naked…fat or not…is always better than not looking at shit that is half naked…it’s pretty fucking simple logic…and if anything the fact that this babe is a DJ slut, party slut, groupie….turns me off..mainly because she’s not groupie-ing for me…much like every single girl in the world…you jerks….

Here are the pics…

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I want to have sex with this Holiday picture of Doutzen Kroes…because it is just a picture and not actually her…cuz the actual her has a kid…and everyone knows girls with kids…even if they bounce back with their bodies…have shitty loose fitting vaginas….which isn’t saying much since my micropenis finds all vagina loose fitting…but that doesn’t mean I like lookin’ at it flap in the fucking wind…on set at the photoshoots she gets overpaid on….even if I kinda like fisting it…Guilty pleasures…..

Either way, she’s a solid 364 days early on this shit….but I’ll still look cuz she’s half naked.

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Doutzen Kroes is in January’s UK Vogue…and she fucking kills it…it’s like she’s not a mom, or married to a black celebrity DJ at all, but instead a pure and delicate angel, I want to take to horribly dark place, even though the truth is she’s already been there, but hair and make-up and a rockin’ body make her look like she hasn’t….

Seriously…she’s a serious babe…and as much as I hate endorsing the Victoria’s Secret celebrity models….sometimes I just can’t help it….

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