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2015

18

Aug

Doutzen Kroes Booty Pop of the Day

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I don’t know whether the world needs more pictures of some Dutch model pushing 30…who is married to a DJ who she probably met backstage while high on MDMA and he forgot to finish in her ass…leading to the first of their two babies…in some attention seeking bikini pics….

Especially now that she’s not Victoria’s Secret, because she’s not good enough for them, and they are pretty loyal to the girls they make famous, but in this case, they just kicked her out of the catalog like it was some bad reality show…that I should write and produce called Catalog girl, that now that I just posted will be stolen by Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks and a variation of their two model shows…

Not that it matters, what matters is that all ass in bikini pics matter on instagram, and I’d post all of them, but there are too many of them, so I just focus on the already established girls, rather than the up and comers fucking their way through the industry finding their place…because that’s all part of laziness…laziness that we can assume Doutzen Kroes suffers from too, because this type of content takes her a minute to coordinate and put up, while a gangbang requires phone calls…get it together, already retired, over the hill booty in a thong…

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2015

23

Jul

Doutzen Kroes, Ex Victoria’s Secret Model, DJ WHore Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret for being old, but she wasn’t fired from being the wife of a DJ making me assume she likes to rave like a crackhead on drugs…I know how DJ Whores work…and the mother of two kids she probably has raised by nannies…while rocking an insane fit body, because I guess she’s dealing with rejection while sitting on her millions of dollars…that she made for being half naked…and that her husband made playing other people’s music…scammers..

That said, she’s better than Miranda Kerr on her hooker mission, dating billionaire after billionaire, until locking down the founder of Snapchat…

And here she is in a bikini

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2015

07

Jul

Doutzen Kroes for Fashion of the Day

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Here’s some Doutzen Kroes hard looking face from all the years of partying….so hard that she married a party DJ….sure he’s probably a multi-millionaire a bunch of times over…but any girl marrying a DJ…is a coke slut into that lifestyle…into being seen at the clubs…even though as a Victoria’s Secret model, that’s easy to pull off without having yourself get knocked up by his black penis…

Well, she’s done with Victoria’s Secret, but that doesn’t mean she can’t use her AMerican Success in Europe for fashion…doing Runway shows and walking around with her big underwear model tits out…

In fact, that’s what she’ll be doing into her 50s, as all these girls do…and I guess the only exciting thing in her, is knowing that her husband and baby daddy cheats on her on the regular…those are the kinds of wives I like…

About last night @versace_official ???? thank you @patmcgrathreal and @guidopalau????????

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2015

06

Jul

MILF Doutzen Kroes Does Instagram of the Daay

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Ex Victoria’s Secret model…Doutzen Kroes…posted some pictures of her partying like a slut…flashing her body…like a slut…in a club…like she was one of the groupies throwing her panties on Doutzen’s Husband when he DJs in Ibiza and he pulls them all backstage, now that his bitch is some old, tired, ex VS model, who has served her purpose and made him kids, allowing him to go back to fucking new models, like he was the casting Director at VS, now that this one is old and forgotten…because there will always be new, fresh, exciting pussy…and I guess Doutzen Kroes is having a hard time accepting that in this “LOOK AT ME”…party slutting..that I appreciate…but I guess I’m not her kid googling my mom at pre-school…

It all seems desperate, the best kind of desperate…keep up the good work.

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2015

18

Jun

Doutzen Kroes for Elle France of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a mom of 2. Retired or Fired Victoria’s Secret model, because Victoria’s Secret realized they can get cheaper girls to model their shit….and I guess the shift from Victoria’s Secret has been a difficult one, you know letting go of the past when the past is all you know, and really the only reason your husband liked you in the first place, leaving her insecure when not half naked….

Luckily Elle France, and really anyone and everyone with a camera is here to make her feel validated…always willing to capture her, even in her retirement and irrelevance half naked…because that’s just the society we live in….

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2015

08

Jun

Doutzen Kroes Breast Feeding Picture of the Day

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I think it is safe to say that this Free the Nipple campaign is artificial. Just another idea for hipster idiots who are entitled thanks to the internet and so tolerant that they are intolerant, and not just to lactose and gluten, but to everything….you know acting more educated than people of the past…but really too ADD to really dig deeper than the surface…it’s like “champion this issue” and move on…especially when masked as body shaming, feminism, or sexuality…

The whole thing is idiotic…

Especially with breast feeding…my entire life has involved babies being fed in public near and around me, and not just because I follow new moms around after their baby swim classes…but because women breast feed in fucking public and probably have since we were in tribes…

The only people that don’t like breast feeding is Facebook /Instagram…and they are evil assholes who monetize your content..and if you pulled your head out of your self involved asses and were less focused on “Likes” you’d realize the real issue here is that you feed into social media…rather than actually do things to make a difference..you cunts..

But I do like seeing nipples in protest of anything…from abortion to trannies…show your nipples and I’m there..

This is not a cause…

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2015

29

May

Doutzen Kroes for Gilles Bensimon of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes dropped out of Victoria’s Secret, because I guess she had no choice, and they had an uprising at the company, where they realized it was time to replace the squad with a new line-up, that we can assume are younger, hotter, more affordable, and already social media stars to help market the cheap to market, low level, over priced, sweatshop made, quick to market, mall brand garbage that every girl wants to endorse, because it means a long lasting career, rich and famous lovers and husbands…and great PR…without really realizing they are just peddling garbage…

That said, Doutzen wants you to know that marrying a black man is not a nail in a coffin of her career, having two kids is not a nail in a coffin of her career, and getting fired from VS isn’t a nail in a coffin of her career…because people know her and want to see her naked…and photographers…like Gilles Bensimon…are there to take the pics…

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2015

22

Apr

Doutzen Kroes For Vogue of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was fired from Victoria’s Secret and like all girls who get fired or dumped…she’s on a mission to win.

I guess that involves posting slutty pics on instagram, staging paparazzi bikini pics, breast feeding on instagram, and reaching for every twist in the story she can…when not doing media…like this hot editorial for Vogue…

I mean as a dutch mom of two..she’s pretty fucking spectacular…I’d definitely be down for her tulips…which may look like four or 8 lips…thanks to the abuse it has seen…but I’d probably say that about any dutch model I’d be into fucking…I am so predictible…

Here’s her shorts for Instagram….the ay I think all mom shorts should be…

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2015

15

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Posts See Through Bra Pic on Instagram of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a recently fired from Victoria’s Secret model…who has taken the rejection pretty well…by getting into her bra and panties for instagram on her own, without the help of some evil brand and a million dollar contract, because who needs a million dollar contract in this this era….when all you need is an instagram account…

She’s a mom of two, she’s got a rockin’ body, her husband is black…she’s wearing sheer lingerie in an instagram pic, with visible nipple, which obviously is a cry to get noticed, so in a lot of ways she’s like a Kim Kardashian…

But luckily for her, not in the body….because the nice thing about this Sheer lingerie is that it is sheer…it is the subtle, more sophisticated, even classy, titty flash…

I approve of her being fired…it makes her work harder…

Here’s her subtle “butt selfie”

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2015

10

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Rocks the One-Piece of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes, ex Victoria’s Secret model, who was recently fired and mom of Two…who doesn’t need to worry about money…because she’s rich and with some DJ you know probably fucks college girls around the world…every chance he gets…not becuase he’s black, but because raves are mainstram and college girls love that shit….

She is probably going through some kind of crisis now that her contract wasn’t renewed…because she’s been calling the paparazzi, and now posting pics of her in one-pieces…like she’s some kind of bikini expert thanks to showing up on set sometimes…

I assume she was the last wave of Victoria’s Secret models who will make actual money, thanks to the internet and these insta hoes being inexpensive for their huge following…which is what these brands want…

So now she’s forced to figure shit out…and she’s doing it in one pieces…and that’s ok..because Milk filled tits are good…in one-pieces…

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2015

06

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Pumps Breast Milk of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes, ex Victoria’s Secret model, who was recently fired and mom of Two…with some DJ you know probably fucks college girls around the world…every chance he gets…is probably going through some kind of crisis now that her contract wasn’t renewed…

She was the last wave of Victoria’s Secret models who make serious bank being Victoria’s Secret models, as models now do shit for a hell of a lot less, and think just how many followers being a VS model would get you on social media…totally worth the trade…

The people at VS aren’t idiots..I mean sure they are probably horrible people who exploit asians to make their shitty, cheesy products, but they aren’t idiots, and know they can get so much more reach for so much less than a Doutzen…

So she’s calling paparazzi, trying to get seen…and more importantly, she’s doing parenting right..by posting the best parts of it to social media…Lactaction..

Milk filled tits are good…

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2015

01

Apr

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was in a bathing suit…because Doutzen Kroes is a bathing suit model…and she’s putting it out there for free because this is like a doctor doing some Doctor’s Without Borders shit, giving back to the community or some shit, by feeding her fucking ego…and mom of two with black babies or not…she’s still pretty magical…in black and white from afar….

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2015

31

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes was once a Victoria’s Secret model, but then she quit and moved back home to raise her multiple black babies that she has with some DJ…since Victoria’s pays shit, but put her on the map, when otherwise she’d jsut be some THOT posting bikini pics on her instagram, probably not married to an international DJ, but working the bar and fucking local DJs….because Victoria’s Secret is a stap of approaval, and based on her social media…I assume it is something she probably misses, because why else is she getting half naked like this…it’s for the fans…and the ego…of an exhibitionist…

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2015

02

Mar

Doutzen Kroes for Vogue Netherlands of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is dutch model who up until 2015, is known for being a Victoria’s Secret model, something that worked out alright for her, because it landed her a black superstar DJ husband and baby daddy, lots of money, and a platform to launch pretty much whatever the fuck she wants, since America loves her, and the Netherlands where she is from are excited that America loves her, probably giving her her own TV show in her local market, so that she doesn’t have to travel the world anymore unless she wants to….and she can fade into obscurity until her husband leaves her for a younger model, and she’s forced to fight back and reclaim what she gave up when she got too comfortable with her successes, and cocky enough to quit the biggest thing that ever happened to her, and will probably ever happen to her…Victoria’s Secret…

Well here she is imitating some Classic Hollywood for Vogue Netherlands…because she conquered America…is back home…and will soon be forgotten…here are the uneventful – non-nude pics…

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2015

13

Feb

Doutzen Kroes is Victoria’s Secreat Answer to Kim Kardashian of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is the Victoria’s Secret model who is married and has a bunch of babies with a black guy and by looking at these recent pics of her ass, I think we can all understand how that happened, I mean that’s a fucking ass…and black dude’s love ass. Is that a racist statement, is the one black dude who doesn’t like ass freaking out that I said that, is he saying “you racist fuck, all dudes love ass, not just black dudes, in fact I don’t even like ass, I like things in my ass, because I’m a little bitch”…

Either way, I normally hate on Victoria’s Secret, but never on their models, they do cast some serious babes, that’s why they end up becoming famous models all thanks to their marketing machine. It’s like they don’t even need to pay these girls, I mean they can just own them, like the livestock that they are to the brand…

Which doesn’t matter, what matters is how fat Doutzen’s ass is….I’m glad they’ve turned her into the Victoria’s Secret Kim Kardashian….

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