Holly Madison is doing Yoga in the park….Real fucking exciting…I mean if you google her you can see her before she turned into a housewife pile of shit…you know back when she was in her prime and getting naked for money….behavior that paved the way for this “good” life she’s living….where her daily activity only requires going to the fucking park for the paparazzi to watch her stretch…
I only like to fuck with Yoga when the girls are young, tight, bending over in my face, and ideally not farting…
I try to avoid the senior class with all their massive mom vagina lips everywhere….Not that I do Yoga, but you get what I am saying….and that is that bitch is trying to get press for her pregnancy on some bottom feeding slut level you’d expect for her…but I’m not having it….or maybe I am…who cares.
Holly Madison made it in life as a nude model in Playboy and I guess she’s out endorsing her out of wedlock, statistic in training, future criminal with a criminal father and stripper who pretends to be more than a stripper mother genetic pool, fetus that is polluting her uterus the only way she knows how….by posing in a bikini….once a whore always a whore…a constant that makes me happy in this cold miserable evil filled world….
She’s not ready to drop porn fetish worthy yet, but when she is, you’ll probbaly be sure to see her spread eagled…cuz that’s just the kind of lady she is.
I don’t know about these Playboy bitches. They all look like tacky strippers with fake tans, fake hair, fake tits, who I’d probably want to shoot myself in the dick if I was hanging with them in any other capacity than shoving my dick inside them…I can only imagine the things they like, the things they find cool, the things they find inspiring or interesting or even fashionable or nice, being some tedious shit that would make any sane person not distracted by their whoring, bottom feeding, thank god playboy isn’t classy, vaginas….want to rip his ears out…because eyes are good for looking at their text book, not quite authentic, but made up enough to make me think it is, sex appeal….cuz for some reason, cunts like this lure attention of men….despite how irritating everything about them is…there must be a science behind this that I’m not going to bother researching, but that I’ll just post the pics of instead….even though they need to be more naked…the stipper pole is a great touch though…fucking ridiculous…but guys love this hustle cuz it is everything their wive’s aren’t…
I have issues with these Playboy trash, got naked in Playboy cuz it paid better than those years getting naked on the stripper pole, plus it came with promises of fame, success, TV deals, and becoming the next Pam Anderson, only without making the right movies like having a sex tape, she’s ended up just getting invites to shitty Vegas events cuz she lives in Vegas cuz that’s just the kind of trash she is….
I figure the sex tape shit doesn’t work out for whores you think are whores anyway, we’re so porn saturated, who cares if a naked bitch who got paidto get naked, is getting fucked, sure we’ll watch it…but it’s expected.
Here’s some Playboy bitch with a shitty face and implants busting out of a dress that she bought specifically to bust out of cuz that is the naked for money…the whole reason I got fake tits cuz I’m a tacky bitch and that’s our hustle way….and I’m not complaining…cuz like any pervert…I will always stare..even if I hate the whole concept and feel of fake tits…I sure as hell don’t mind looking at them…especially when I can think about how damaged emotionally a bitch is to end up like this…I blame the trailer park she grew up in…or maybe I should thank it….cuz without trashy sluts…the world would be kinda dull…that’s all I gotta say about that…
Here are some pics of her tits being honored for some Beautiful Person Humantiarian award weirdness that I can only assume was paid for…
Holly Madison has gone from stipping, to Playboy, to becoming a Vegas showgirl. I guess that means she’s made it and is living her white trash dream, even though most girls who end up Vegas showgirls are failures in their acting, singing, dancing craft…..must feel good to have such low whore expectations…I hate this kind of panty in public wearing trash who think they are better than the street whore and look down on them as they drink the champagne their John’s bought them when they are the same fucking person…just with a different set of marketing tools…
As far as I’m concerned – Holly Madison is a fucking nothing.
Sure she was in Playboy and on some Playboy produced show…but like all Playboy girls before her…once the nudity stops…the fade to obscurity starts…I mean shit, that magazine’s been around since the 50s, that’s a hell of a lot of dumb bitches who got naked for money and the hope of fame, and only a handful actually did…
This Holly Madison is just a Vegas spokesperson, that’s all there is left for her, a show girl who was once in Playboy and on TV, and as the years go on, people will care less and less…I mean assuming they even care at all anymore…which I doubt…
This Holly Madison fake hair, fake tit, stripper look is fucking boring…and I hate even giving her press, even if this isn’t press and the site reaches 5 people.
If she’s not showing pussy or fake tits, she’s not doing her job and that is something that should never be celebrated, if anything that’s the kind of shit that gets a bitch fired….
You’re fire Holly Madison…there are a million desperate cunts who have the same look and skillset as you, but that eagerness to get naked you once had but lost when you figured you established yourself and didn’t have to do that anymore, making you easy to replace and forget. Step it up or stomp the fucking yard…you’re bird-faced and ugly.
The obvious thing to say here is that Holly Madison is being honored on her knees, something she’s used to, you know something that has lead to this pretigious moment in her life where Planet Hollywood Las Vegas has given her the honor of having her wonderful hands that along with her throat helped her get her this honor, you know of being immortalized in some cement tile they will put on the wall, until they rennovate in 15 years when her legacy is forgotten , making her feel like she fucking matters, even though she was the only person willing to show up to the restaurant that day and they needed anyone who had been on TV to make their customers believe it actually was Planet Hollywood, and it was convenient cuz she lives down the fucking street, cuz trash like her, with fake tits and Playboy careers find Vegas to be the center of the fucking universe…the trophy their slutting out has privileged them with….and the whole thing is a fucking joke…but at least we can look down her whore dress….
Holly Madison is apparently launching a latex clothing line in collaboration with the UFC or one of the UFC clothing companies and I felt the need to post it cuz I think this may be the trashiest thing to ever hit the shelves……it’s like being some fake tits, fake hair, gets naked in Playboy cuz stripping wasn’t giving her enough exposure for her small town, redneck, raped by her father shit, only to move to vegas with big UFC dreams and a million dollars in the bank wasn’t enough trash for her…she had to go ahead and do this…
I know the UFC is huge. I also know that the fans are typical average trash, and the women who flock to that shit are stripper looking bitches, making this union make sense, but still fun to laugh at in my poverty pile.
Here’s Holly Madison doing some KKK hood shit…but on a contemporary kick…black is so in right now.
Holly Madison is so classy in her pantyhose and Chanel suspenders for some classy Jersey Shore read UFC magazine, because you know that no useless stripping whores at the local strip club rock Chanel like they were Jackie O, or whoever the fuck made Chanel some classy shit before fake titted blonde chicks dragged it through the fucking gutter of the the trailer park, making shit the most expensive designer stripper gear you get at the flea market sex shop, worn by trash who could sell their bodies, drugs, or fuck rich dudes…and I blame Hip Hop….
Not to mention she’s covering her fucking nipples, which is really the deciding factor in whether topless pics are topless pics and the whole thing irritates me because she made a career out of getting naked, so this half ass shit is like a big fuck you to all of us, not that she doesn’t need to get naked anymore…but the phoenix will rise from the ashes, and nothing is forever, cuz soon enough this Playboy garbage is gonna be in a Sex Tape too….I am sure of it…
Here she is in a UFC magazine, cuz UFC magazines are teh natural fit for an unnatural breast who is living in Vegas like a white trash slut chasing the dream..
I don’t think you should get excited or even notice when a useless Playboy whore is showing off her stupid fake tits in a bikini. It’s like bitch is known for being naked, before distracting us from that by getting her own TV show….but the core of her is the fact that she gets naked for money…and the core of Playboy is booking this stripper looking girls with fake tits…like it was the fucking 1990s…when we’ve all moved on from that fantasy…
I am mad at myself for posting this obvious attempt to get twitter followers…even though when bitch is a fucking slut who gets naked for money and she’s not getting naked for her fans when it’s her job…she’s failed….
These should be pictures of her giving a pussy puppet show like the whore she is….and I’m not just saying that cuz I think all girls are whores….she’s pretty much proven it by everything about her career….but I got nothing better to put pictures of so here it is…
Holly Madison looks like Vegas trash, you know the kind of small town girl who leaves their farm life to make it big by ending up in the hospitality industry in Vegas because there’s more opportunity than their small town for bleach blond rednecks in Vegas as you can never have too many strippers or hookers…and because Vegas is just the “Greatest place on earth”…
She looks like the kind of girl who like the floods of white trash, who confuses the generic bootleg Disney version of high class and 5-star as actual high class and 5 star, because anyone who has been to Vegas, knows Vegas is a fucking joke designed to make a couple Casino owners billions of dollars off a whole lot of morons….smoke and mirrors just like Madison’s sex appeal…Vegas was her fucking destiny, she just accidentally went a different route….
I can’t imagine that people actually care about Holly Madison or her cleavage since she’s an ex Playboy chick in her 30s, who has already been seen naked a lot and is pretty much faded and expired by now, and I guess that’s why I am posting this, because giving you what you want is just too easy and not very rewarding or satisfying for me.
Everyone get excited, 2 whores with fake tits you have probably already seen topless before, because they are whores with fake tits, who you only know because they are whores with fake tits, are staring in some bullshit called Peepshow that other whores with fake tits have been a part of in the past few months like Mel B and got knows who else because tracking Vegas shows isn’t a hobby of mine, are topless and these are the pics….
But you’d still fuck the two of them even if it involved just fucking yourself to pics of them, so enjoy.
Here’s some celebrity hotdog eating contest where sluts posted with hotdogs in some kind of joke considering the bitches who showed up were all well versed in the art of sausage.
One was Mel B, an ex-spice girl with an illigitmate child from opening her vagina up for any sausage to cum inside it without putting a “ring on it”, the other Kim Kardashain, a fat Armenian rich kid with a sex tape and love of black sausage pissing on her and Holly Madison, a Playboy playmate who pretended to rock old man sausage to advance her worthless whore career.
But the real joke in all this is that Kim Kardashian isn’t seen posing with a hotdog, because I guess she doesn’t want us thinking she eats those kinds of foods, as it will have a negative impact on her workout dvd sales, but her ass tells a whole different story and her whore past leads me to believe that just last night, she was the life of the party after a few too many cocktails where she ended up demonstrating how to shove a package of 24 hotdogs in her mouth at the same time all in efforts to seduce a black man who thought her mouth was built too small for his girth…while tiding her hunger over til she got home where she pigs out alone everyday, all day.
I hate this Girl’s Next Door bullshit 3-way relationship Hef hustles. It annoys me that these whores are even known for more than just appearing in Playboy one issue. It is a fake love affair where he gets bitches are on payroll to pretend prostitute themselves to him to generate buzz , and if this lie was real, Hef and these bitches would be in fuckin’ jail.
It is fantasy designed to sell the Playboy brand. That’s why 3 girls agree to live together and pretend to date the same 80 year old, thinking it will advance their career while the pay is better than working the diner back home, and when they are built up, Hef replaces them for fresh pussy he wants to make money off of, while giving them all spinoff careers that he makes money off of, keeping the wheels on the machine in motion.
Either way, Kendra is pregnant, her fake tits are fatter than they once were, her fear of being able to breast feed a baby without poisoning it probably haven’t set in yet, and her fake friends threw her a fake babyshower, I am sure all paid for by Playboy….
Read some serious bullshit about the event like it’s actual fucking news, when really it is just some glorified press release for Playboy….
September 9th, 2009. Former Girls Next Door star Bridget Marquart throws a “surprise” baby shower for Kendra Wilkinson at Hugh Hefner’s personal assistant, Mary O’Connorís house. Earlier in the day Playboy Playmates and Hefner’s current girlfriends, Kristina Shannon, Karissa Shannon, and Crystal Harris were seen picking up balloons and gifts for the party in a chauffer driven limo.
Prior to the party former Girl Next Door star, Holly Madison, was seen taking out the trash, eating a pickle, and receiving pizza delivery for the party, “I got kicked out of the mansion, so I had to get a second job delivering pizza”she joked with a photographer. Numerous other women attended the party including Kendraís mother Patti and her Grandmother.
Making a fashionably late entrance, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner arrived at the party in his chauffer driven limo with the vanity plate “1 HEF.” Hefner gathered his three girlfriends and left teh party after staying a little more than 30 minutes. Insiders reported that an altercation between Hefner’s new girlfriends and other women at the party had occurred.
What baby shower would not be complete without a homosexual male dressed in a baby outfit. A man identified as Jonny Makeup arrived to the party dressed in a baby costume telling the photographers, “Kendra is going to change her first diaper”.
Partygoers dined on delivered Pizza Hut brand Pizza, Carmela Louise Catering, and Sunday Scoops Ice Cream compliments of Dandy Donís Homemade Ice Cream. Kendra and Bridget Marquart, both dressed in baby blue, gave each other a hug goodbye as they walked to their cars at the partys conclusion. Holly Madison and Jonny Makeup made an encore exit when Holly picked up Jonny and they both fell to the ground crashing into a row of trash bins. Right before Kandra departed she stood next to her car and started posing with a large mason jar filled with pickles.
The entire event was filmed by a Playboy camera crew.
Posin’ with pickles, fags dressed in diapers, and …The entire event was filmed by a Playboy camera crew. Fuck yourself Kendra, I hope you have a still birth….cuz no baby deserves a whore of a mother and it’s too late for abortions or miscarriages…..